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cheese · 06-13-2003, 01:02 AM

in the TFP chat room much nonsense is said so in this thread Drop you Favorite #tfp quote

ill start with

"We need big ol' cow vagina for our huge Texan cocks" Antagony

Antagony · 06-13-2003, 01:03 AM

Code:

* cheese turns the TV to chan 73 ... scammbeld porn
(cheese) oooo...woaudhsaldh..ahh.asjhd..Naty boy...Bzzit....
(cheese) i think i see a nipple
(cheese) phh wait thats a couch

MrFlux · 06-13-2003, 01:04 AM

ok

* cheese does a pirate jig

troit · 06-13-2003, 06:43 AM

Daval> is the trigger lock on?
Nisses> lemme try
Hanxter> be sure thta' pulled when you pull the cord
Nisses> k, gonna check that too
Hanxter> choke on?
Hanxter> heheh
Hanxter> has a chain saw in the house
Hanxter> what are we cutting anyway?
* Daval wishes Nisses had a webcam so we could watch him start a chainsaw in his livingroom

KWSN · 06-13-2003, 09:28 AM

This is from a while back...

(KWSN) GOD DAMMIT
(KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper
(redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home
(KWSN) Al Gore?

eyeseepeedude · 06-13-2003, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
This is from a while back...

(KWSN) GOD DAMMIT
(KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper
(redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home
(KWSN) Al Gore?

that's great!

(*wish my firewall wasn't stopping my chat from working*)

Antagony · 06-13-2003, 02:25 PM

(MrFlux) we had a hunting dog once... but every time we fired the gun (.303) he'd shit himself and run away

Peetster · 06-13-2003, 02:32 PM

/me My fingers are way too fat for that

It became the topic!

uncle phil · 06-13-2003, 02:43 PM

might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat?

KWSN · 06-13-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat?

You need mIRC (or something that isn't the java chat) and you have to turn logging on. That way, chat automatically archives itself.

Personally, I just committed the one I posted to memory.

uncle phil · 06-13-2003, 04:36 PM

i can't deal with that right now, but i'll catch up with you later...thanks k-dub...

MrFlux · 06-18-2003, 11:43 PM

< cheese> night f my conception my mom said " Antagony, how much do i owe you honey"

spectre · 06-19-2003, 06:11 AM

08:21:10 <wrkime> been at work for 10 minutes and someone asked me if I wanted to engage in watersports

KWSN · 06-19-2003, 12:32 PM

anyone remember this one?

(KWSN) shit
(KWSN) I'm so out of it tonight
(KWSN) I put a CD in the microwave just now to try to play it
(KWSN) wait a sec.....
(KWSN) OH SHIT
(KWSN) that means there's a hot dog in the stereo
(KWSN) BRB

spectre · 06-19-2003, 05:21 PM

17:47:17 <ogre840> it's kind of sad when this is the first thing you do when you get on the net...
17:47:19 <ogre840> besides email
17:48:10 <MrFlux> first thing i do is message my girlfriends cellphone from icq :O
17:48:15 <MrFlux> THEN come here
17:48:52 <ogre840> wait, i msg your g/f too, then come here
17:48:57 <ogre840> just didnt want you to know

MrFlux · 06-19-2003, 06:04 PM

(BoNes) im eating a pussy flavored hamburger that looks like a pizza

MrFlux · 06-19-2003, 06:16 PM

[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) what is this boondock saints movie aboit?
[14:11] (BoNes) boondock saints
[14:11] (Shokan) 2 catholics who go around killing criminals
[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) awesome
[14:11] (ogre840) its a great movie
[14:11] (BoNes) a better movie would be about two criminals going around killing catholics
[14:11] (ogre840) just see it
[14:12] (BoNes) or two nuns going around giving unwanted enemas to passed out homeless people

MrFlux · 06-19-2003, 08:56 PM

[16:52] (Lebell) must be hell getting play time with children
[16:53] (b00bman69|TFP) yeah, and the picked tonight to want to stay up, so i threatened their lives if they got out of bed and told them daddy had to go lotion mommy.

spectre · 06-21-2003, 06:26 PM

21:18:09 <KWSN> woah
21:18:19 <KWSN> that was a strange typo
21:18:28 <KWSN> I went to type /nick and it came out as /buick
21:18:30 <KWSN> heh
21:18:57 <%spec> yeah, bu and n keys, easy to mix up
21:19:07 <KWSN> ssh :)
21:19:12 <WhoaitsZ> i went to type /exit and it came out /toyota

Thraeryn · 06-21-2003, 09:53 PM

* Thraeryn catches ogrepigeon and puts him in a cage, covering the cage with a sheet of silk.
(ogrepigeon) coo... coo... zzz
* Thraeryn removes the sheet of silk, and The Tick as a chicken is in the cage.
* Thraeryn forces ogrepigion to change his nick to ogreTickchicken
*** ogrepigeon is now known as ogreTickchicken

phredgreen · 06-22-2003, 12:04 AM

MrFlux> hi dee ho phredgreen
phredgreen> hey...
phredgreen> i'm not a ho, i'm a gentleman of the night
MrFlux> oh
phredgreen> sheesh
MrFlux> hi dee gigalo?

MrFlux · 06-22-2003, 12:06 AM

[20:05] < MrFlux> can i call you phreddy?
[20:05] < phredgreen> sure. i like it better when you call me daddy, but phreddy will do.

Angel · 06-22-2003, 04:00 PM

OMG! Every last one of you just sent me into a fit of giggles!
I can't breathe! Whew....
hookay...composes myself.
*residual giggles*

Please don't stop....heh

cheese · 06-22-2003, 07:02 PM

angel Hop in the chat room for more giggles

Angel · 06-23-2003, 04:20 PM

Bones... That ^ was the one that got me to the point that I couldn't breathe! Indeed an out the nose experience!

phredgreen · 06-24-2003, 11:04 PM

Antagony> What be happenin, folks?
Spleen> my toes fell off
Antagony> Can they be reattached?
Spleen> i don't believe so

madsenj37 · 06-25-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
<Shokan> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

I almost let my bowels destroy my underwaer on that one.

cheese · 06-25-2003, 01:27 AM

a classic from the ever eloquent TFP mod CHeerios

<cheerios> if asses after boston marathon's taste like coffee, then those runner's must have some tasty shit.

Antagony · 06-28-2003, 12:39 AM

(cheese) wait can spleen be the PIMP cuz i got a wad of cash here and burning loins

cheerios · 06-28-2003, 12:56 AM

I deny that one ever happened, cheese, and you AND Phred are BOTH meanie heads! :P

rogue49 · 06-28-2003, 04:18 AM

< Peetster|TFP> The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex

cheese · 06-28-2003, 04:33 AM

i second that rouge

cheese · 06-28-2003, 06:14 AM

rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes

MacGnG · 06-29-2003, 08:47 PM

MacGnG|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$
Spleen: yes
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss
MacGnG|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary
MacGnG|TFP: haha
ogre840: yeah
ogre840: wait
ogre840: hey!

KWSN · 06-30-2003, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MacGnG
MacGnG|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$
Spleen: yes
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss
MacGnG|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread
MacGnG|TFP: haha
Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary
MacGnG|TFP: haha
ogre840: yeah
ogre840: wait
ogre840: hey!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is definetly bash-worthy right there.

Too bad bash are a bunch of asses and never accept my quotes.

Peetster · 06-30-2003, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rogue49
(Peetster|TFP) The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex

Quote:

Originally posted by cheese
rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes

Nope, he quoted me correctly.

MacGnG · 06-30-2003, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
That is definetly bash-worthy right there.

it started with: a hot chick will pee on and have sex with you. and he said ok any diseases. every time he'd ask about the diseases, i think he'd do any chick with out disease

then it just went down hill to the midget, a hj and 100$, but he did say that she needs to be symetrical, not a big head and a little body, so he's got some standards lol

cheese · 06-30-2003, 08:09 PM

spleen with standards? RIGHT

KWSN · 07-01-2003, 06:34 PM

<KWSN> 9i'm tryg o yyp4 e with mym nose
<KWSN> not working as well as I'd planned
<KWSN> (that was supposed to say "I'm trying to type with my nose")
<wrkime> heh
<wrkime> at least you're trying
<KWSN> at least
<KWSN> well
<KWSN> I WAS trying
<KWSN> but I kind of abandoned it
<Ratso|TFP> In the world of "Projects", I think KWSN just ranked TFP RIGHT below The Human Genome Project. But very close, yes.

SaltPork · 07-01-2003, 06:37 PM

Spleen> i don't like them. they smell like wet rabbits
wrkime> for a minute I thoguht you forgot
wrkime> and horsey tinkle
Spleen> well, the horse tinkle comes from all the poo they have to carry around in their pockets

06-13-2003, 01:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	#TFP quotes in the TFP chat room much nonsense is said so in this thread Drop you Favorite #tfp quote ill start with "We need big ol' cow vagina for our huge Texan cocks" Antagony

06-13-2003, 01:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	Code: * cheese turns the TV to chan 73 ... scammbeld porn (cheese) oooo...woaudhsaldh..ahh.asjhd..Naty boy...Bzzit.... (cheese) i think i see a nipple (cheese) phh wait thats a couch __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust Last edited by Antagony; 06-13-2003 at 01:08 AM..

06-13-2003, 01:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	ok * cheese does a pirate jig __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

06-13-2003, 06:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Daval> is the trigger lock on? Nisses> lemme try Hanxter> be sure thta' pulled when you pull the cord Nisses> k, gonna check that too Hanxter> choke on? Hanxter> heheh Hanxter> has a chain saw in the house Hanxter> what are we cutting anyway? * Daval wishes Nisses had a webcam so we could watch him start a chainsaw in his livingroom __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

06-13-2003, 09:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
KWSN green	This is from a while back... (KWSN) GOD DAMMIT (KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper (redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home (KWSN) Al Gore? __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-13-2003, 02:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	(MrFlux) we had a hunting dog once... but every time we fired the gun (.303) he'd shit himself and run away __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

06-13-2003, 02:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	/me My fingers are way too fat for that It became the topic!

06-13-2003, 02:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-13-2003, 04:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i can't deal with that right now, but i'll catch up with you later...thanks k-dub... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-18-2003, 11:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	< cheese> night f my conception my mom said " Antagony, how much do i owe you honey" __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

06-19-2003, 06:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	08:21:10 <wrkime> been at work for 10 minutes and someone asked me if I wanted to engage in watersports __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

06-19-2003, 12:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
KWSN green	anyone remember this one? (KWSN) shit (KWSN) I'm so out of it tonight (KWSN) I put a CD in the microwave just now to try to play it (KWSN) wait a sec..... (KWSN) OH SHIT (KWSN) that means there's a hot dog in the stereo (KWSN) BRB __________________ Your arms are broken!

06-19-2003, 05:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	17:47:17 <ogre840> it's kind of sad when this is the first thing you do when you get on the net... 17:47:19 <ogre840> besides email 17:48:10 <MrFlux> first thing i do is message my girlfriends cellphone from icq :O 17:48:15 <MrFlux> THEN come here 17:48:52 <ogre840> wait, i msg your g/f too, then come here 17:48:57 <ogre840> just didnt want you to know __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

06-19-2003, 06:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	(BoNes) im eating a pussy flavored hamburger that looks like a pizza __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

06-19-2003, 06:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) what is this boondock saints movie aboit? [14:11] (BoNes) boondock saints [14:11] (Shokan) 2 catholics who go around killing criminals [14:11] (WhoaitsZ) awesome [14:11] (ogre840) its a great movie [14:11] (BoNes) a better movie would be about two criminals going around killing catholics [14:11] (ogre840) just see it [14:12] (BoNes) or two nuns going around giving unwanted enemas to passed out homeless people __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

06-19-2003, 08:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	[16:52] (Lebell) must be hell getting play time with children [16:53] (b00bman69\|TFP) yeah, and the picked tonight to want to stay up, so i threatened their lives if they got out of bed and told them daddy had to go lotion mommy. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

06-21-2003, 06:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	21:18:09 <KWSN> woah 21:18:19 <KWSN> that was a strange typo 21:18:28 <KWSN> I went to type /nick and it came out as /buick 21:18:30 <KWSN> heh 21:18:57 <%spec> yeah, bu and n keys, easy to mix up 21:19:07 <KWSN> ssh :) 21:19:12 <WhoaitsZ> i went to type /exit and it came out /toyota __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

06-21-2003, 09:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	* Thraeryn catches ogrepigeon and puts him in a cage, covering the cage with a sheet of silk. (ogrepigeon) coo... coo... zzz * Thraeryn removes the sheet of silk, and The Tick as a chicken is in the cage. * Thraeryn forces ogrepigion to change his nick to ogreTickchicken *** ogrepigeon is now known as ogreTickchicken

06-22-2003, 12:04 AM	#21 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	MrFlux> hi dee ho phredgreen phredgreen> hey... phredgreen> i'm not a ho, i'm a gentleman of the night MrFlux> oh phredgreen> sheesh MrFlux> hi dee gigalo? __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

06-22-2003, 12:06 AM	#22 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	[20:05] < MrFlux> can i call you phreddy? [20:05] < phredgreen> sure. i like it better when you call me daddy, but phreddy will do. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

06-22-2003, 04:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	OMG! Every last one of you just sent me into a fit of giggles! I can't breathe! Whew.... hookay...composes myself. residual giggles Please don't stop....heh __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

06-22-2003, 07:02 PM	#24 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	angel Hop in the chat room for more giggles

06-23-2003, 04:20 PM	#25 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	Bones... That ^ was the one that got me to the point that I couldn't breathe! Indeed an out the nose experience! __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

06-24-2003, 11:04 PM	#26 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	Antagony> What be happenin, folks? Spleen> my toes fell off Antagony> Can they be reattached? Spleen> i don't believe so __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

06-25-2003, 01:27 AM	#28 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	a classic from the ever eloquent TFP mod CHeerios <cheerios> if asses after boston marathon's taste like coffee, then those runner's must have some tasty shit.

06-28-2003, 12:39 AM	#29 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	(cheese) wait can spleen be the PIMP cuz i got a wad of cash here and burning loins __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

06-28-2003, 12:56 AM	#30 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	I deny that one ever happened, cheese, and you AND Phred are BOTH meanie heads! :P

06-28-2003, 04:18 AM	#31 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	< Peetster\|TFP> The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex Last edited by MSD; 04-21-2004 at 01:35 PM..

06-28-2003, 04:33 AM	#32 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	i second that rouge

06-28-2003, 06:14 AM	#33 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes

06-29-2003, 08:47 PM	#34 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	MacGnG\|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$ Spleen: yes MacGnG\|TFP: haha Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss MacGnG\|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread MacGnG\|TFP: haha Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary MacGnG\|TFP: haha ogre840: yeah ogre840: wait ogre840: hey! Last edited by meanSpleen; 06-29-2003 at 08:53 PM..

06-30-2003, 08:09 PM	#38 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	spleen with standards? RIGHT

07-01-2003, 06:34 PM	#39 (permalink)
KWSN green	<KWSN> 9i'm tryg o yyp4 e with mym nose <KWSN> not working as well as I'd planned <KWSN> (that was supposed to say "I'm trying to type with my nose") <wrkime> heh <wrkime> at least you're trying <KWSN> at least <KWSN> well <KWSN> I WAS trying <KWSN> but I kind of abandoned it <Ratso\|TFP> In the world of "Projects", I think KWSN just ranked TFP RIGHT below The Human Genome Project. But very close, yes. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-01-2003, 06:37 PM	#40 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	Spleen> i don't like them. they smell like wet rabbits wrkime> for a minute I thoguht you forgot wrkime> and horsey tinkle Spleen> well, the horse tinkle comes from all the poo they have to carry around in their pockets __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.