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#TFP quotes
in the TFP chat room much nonsense is said so in this thread Drop you Favorite #tfp quote
ill start with "We need big ol' cow vagina for our huge Texan cocks" Antagony |
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* cheese turns the TV to chan 73 ... scammbeld porn |
ok
* cheese does a pirate jig |
Daval> is the trigger lock on?
Nisses> lemme try Hanxter> be sure thta' pulled when you pull the cord Nisses> k, gonna check that too Hanxter> choke on? Hanxter> heheh Hanxter> has a chain saw in the house Hanxter> what are we cutting anyway? * Daval wishes Nisses had a webcam so we could watch him start a chainsaw in his livingroom |
This is from a while back...
(KWSN) GOD DAMMIT (KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper (redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home (KWSN) Al Gore? |
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(MrFlux) we had a hunting dog once... but every time we fired the gun (.303) he'd shit himself and run away
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/me My fingers are way too fat for that
It became the topic! |
might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat?
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Personally, I just committed the one I posted to memory. |
i can't deal with that right now, but i'll catch up with you later...thanks k-dub...
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< cheese> night f my conception my mom said " Antagony, how much do i owe you honey"
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08:21:10 <wrkime> been at work for 10 minutes and someone asked me if I wanted to engage in watersports
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anyone remember this one?
(KWSN) shit (KWSN) I'm so out of it tonight (KWSN) I put a CD in the microwave just now to try to play it (KWSN) wait a sec..... (KWSN) OH SHIT (KWSN) that means there's a hot dog in the stereo (KWSN) BRB |
17:47:17 <ogre840> it's kind of sad when this is the first thing you do when you get on the net...
17:47:19 <ogre840> besides email 17:48:10 <MrFlux> first thing i do is message my girlfriends cellphone from icq :O 17:48:15 <MrFlux> THEN come here 17:48:52 <ogre840> wait, i msg your g/f too, then come here 17:48:57 <ogre840> just didnt want you to know |
(BoNes) im eating a pussy flavored hamburger that looks like a pizza
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[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) what is this boondock saints movie aboit?
[14:11] (BoNes) boondock saints [14:11] (Shokan) 2 catholics who go around killing criminals [14:11] (WhoaitsZ) awesome [14:11] (ogre840) its a great movie [14:11] (BoNes) a better movie would be about two criminals going around killing catholics [14:11] (ogre840) just see it [14:12] (BoNes) or two nuns going around giving unwanted enemas to passed out homeless people |
[16:52] (Lebell) must be hell getting play time with children
[16:53] (b00bman69|TFP) yeah, and the picked tonight to want to stay up, so i threatened their lives if they got out of bed and told them daddy had to go lotion mommy. |
21:18:09 <KWSN> woah
21:18:19 <KWSN> that was a strange typo 21:18:28 <KWSN> I went to type /nick and it came out as /buick 21:18:30 <KWSN> heh 21:18:57 <%spec> yeah, bu and n keys, easy to mix up 21:19:07 <KWSN> ssh :) 21:19:12 <WhoaitsZ> i went to type /exit and it came out /toyota |
* Thraeryn catches ogrepigeon and puts him in a cage, covering the cage with a sheet of silk.
(ogrepigeon) coo... coo... zzz * Thraeryn removes the sheet of silk, and The Tick as a chicken is in the cage. * Thraeryn forces ogrepigion to change his nick to ogreTickchicken *** ogrepigeon is now known as ogreTickchicken |
MrFlux> hi dee ho phredgreen
phredgreen> hey... phredgreen> i'm not a ho, i'm a gentleman of the night MrFlux> oh phredgreen> sheesh MrFlux> hi dee gigalo? |
[20:05] < MrFlux> can i call you phreddy?
[20:05] < phredgreen> sure. i like it better when you call me daddy, but phreddy will do. |
OMG! Every last one of you just sent me into a fit of giggles!
I can't breathe! Whew.... hookay...composes myself. *residual giggles* Please don't stop....heh |
angel Hop in the chat room for more giggles
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Bones... That ^ was the one that got me to the point that I couldn't breathe! Indeed an out the nose experience!
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Antagony> What be happenin, folks?
Spleen> my toes fell off Antagony> Can they be reattached? Spleen> i don't believe so |
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a classic from the ever eloquent TFP mod CHeerios
<cheerios> if asses after boston marathon's taste like coffee, then those runner's must have some tasty shit. |
(cheese) wait can spleen be the PIMP cuz i got a wad of cash here and burning loins
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I deny that one ever happened, cheese, and you AND Phred are BOTH meanie heads! :P
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< Peetster|TFP> The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex
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i second that rouge
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rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes
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MacGnG|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$
Spleen: yes MacGnG|TFP: haha Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss MacGnG|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread MacGnG|TFP: haha Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary MacGnG|TFP: haha ogre840: yeah ogre840: wait ogre840: hey! |
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That is definetly bash-worthy right there. Too bad bash are a bunch of asses and never accept my quotes. |
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it started with: a hot chick will pee on and have sex with you. and he said ok any diseases. every time he'd ask about the diseases, i think he'd do any chick with out disease then it just went down hill to the midget, a hj and 100$, but he did say that she needs to be symetrical, not a big head and a little body, so he's got some standards lol |
spleen with standards? RIGHT
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<KWSN> 9i'm tryg o yyp4 e with mym nose
<KWSN> not working as well as I'd planned <KWSN> (that was supposed to say "I'm trying to type with my nose") <wrkime> heh <wrkime> at least you're trying <KWSN> at least <KWSN> well <KWSN> I WAS trying <KWSN> but I kind of abandoned it <Ratso|TFP> In the world of "Projects", I think KWSN just ranked TFP RIGHT below The Human Genome Project. But very close, yes. |
Spleen> i don't like them. they smell like wet rabbits
wrkime> for a minute I thoguht you forgot wrkime> and horsey tinkle Spleen> well, the horse tinkle comes from all the poo they have to carry around in their pockets |
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