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#TFP quotes
in the TFP chat room much nonsense is said so in this thread Drop you Favorite #tfp quote
ill start with "We need big ol' cow vagina for our huge Texan cocks" Antagony |
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* cheese turns the TV to chan 73 ... scammbeld porn |
ok
* cheese does a pirate jig |
Daval> is the trigger lock on?
Nisses> lemme try Hanxter> be sure thta' pulled when you pull the cord Nisses> k, gonna check that too Hanxter> choke on? Hanxter> heheh Hanxter> has a chain saw in the house Hanxter> what are we cutting anyway? * Daval wishes Nisses had a webcam so we could watch him start a chainsaw in his livingroom |
This is from a while back...
(KWSN) GOD DAMMIT (KWSN) We should send the intranet to bed without supper (redravin) and tell it to wait till its father gets home (KWSN) Al Gore? |
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(MrFlux) we had a hunting dog once... but every time we fired the gun (.303) he'd shit himself and run away
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/me My fingers are way too fat for that
It became the topic! |
might be a dumb question, and i do chat once in a while, but how can you go to archives of chat?
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Personally, I just committed the one I posted to memory. |
i can't deal with that right now, but i'll catch up with you later...thanks k-dub...
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< cheese> night f my conception my mom said " Antagony, how much do i owe you honey"
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08:21:10 <wrkime> been at work for 10 minutes and someone asked me if I wanted to engage in watersports
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anyone remember this one?
(KWSN) shit (KWSN) I'm so out of it tonight (KWSN) I put a CD in the microwave just now to try to play it (KWSN) wait a sec..... (KWSN) OH SHIT (KWSN) that means there's a hot dog in the stereo (KWSN) BRB |
17:47:17 <ogre840> it's kind of sad when this is the first thing you do when you get on the net...
17:47:19 <ogre840> besides email 17:48:10 <MrFlux> first thing i do is message my girlfriends cellphone from icq :O 17:48:15 <MrFlux> THEN come here 17:48:52 <ogre840> wait, i msg your g/f too, then come here 17:48:57 <ogre840> just didnt want you to know |
(BoNes) im eating a pussy flavored hamburger that looks like a pizza
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[14:11] (WhoaitsZ) what is this boondock saints movie aboit?
[14:11] (BoNes) boondock saints [14:11] (Shokan) 2 catholics who go around killing criminals [14:11] (WhoaitsZ) awesome [14:11] (ogre840) its a great movie [14:11] (BoNes) a better movie would be about two criminals going around killing catholics [14:11] (ogre840) just see it [14:12] (BoNes) or two nuns going around giving unwanted enemas to passed out homeless people |
[16:52] (Lebell) must be hell getting play time with children
[16:53] (b00bman69|TFP) yeah, and the picked tonight to want to stay up, so i threatened their lives if they got out of bed and told them daddy had to go lotion mommy. |
21:18:09 <KWSN> woah
21:18:19 <KWSN> that was a strange typo 21:18:28 <KWSN> I went to type /nick and it came out as /buick 21:18:30 <KWSN> heh 21:18:57 <%spec> yeah, bu and n keys, easy to mix up 21:19:07 <KWSN> ssh :) 21:19:12 <WhoaitsZ> i went to type /exit and it came out /toyota |
* Thraeryn catches ogrepigeon and puts him in a cage, covering the cage with a sheet of silk.
(ogrepigeon) coo... coo... zzz * Thraeryn removes the sheet of silk, and The Tick as a chicken is in the cage. * Thraeryn forces ogrepigion to change his nick to ogreTickchicken *** ogrepigeon is now known as ogreTickchicken |
MrFlux> hi dee ho phredgreen
phredgreen> hey... phredgreen> i'm not a ho, i'm a gentleman of the night MrFlux> oh phredgreen> sheesh MrFlux> hi dee gigalo? |
[20:05] < MrFlux> can i call you phreddy?
[20:05] < phredgreen> sure. i like it better when you call me daddy, but phreddy will do. |
OMG! Every last one of you just sent me into a fit of giggles!
I can't breathe! Whew.... hookay...composes myself. *residual giggles* Please don't stop....heh |
angel Hop in the chat room for more giggles
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Bones... That ^ was the one that got me to the point that I couldn't breathe! Indeed an out the nose experience!
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Antagony> What be happenin, folks?
Spleen> my toes fell off Antagony> Can they be reattached? Spleen> i don't believe so |
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a classic from the ever eloquent TFP mod CHeerios
<cheerios> if asses after boston marathon's taste like coffee, then those runner's must have some tasty shit. |
(cheese) wait can spleen be the PIMP cuz i got a wad of cash here and burning loins
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I deny that one ever happened, cheese, and you AND Phred are BOTH meanie heads! :P
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< Peetster|TFP> The dorkier the PJ's, the better the sex
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i second that rouge
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rogue: i think you mis-understand the thread buddy. This is for quotes from The TFP IRC chatroom not random quotes
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MacGnG|TFP: you'd let an 18inch just ok chick pee on you for a hj and 100$
Spleen: yes MacGnG|TFP: haha Spleen: if she's that small, she can't carry that much piss MacGnG|TFP: well that's being posted in #tfp quotes thread MacGnG|TFP: haha Spleen: change my nick to ogres, that way no one thinks it is out of the ordinary MacGnG|TFP: haha ogre840: yeah ogre840: wait ogre840: hey! |
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That is definetly bash-worthy right there. Too bad bash are a bunch of asses and never accept my quotes. |
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it started with: a hot chick will pee on and have sex with you. and he said ok any diseases. every time he'd ask about the diseases, i think he'd do any chick with out disease then it just went down hill to the midget, a hj and 100$, but he did say that she needs to be symetrical, not a big head and a little body, so he's got some standards lol |
spleen with standards? RIGHT
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<KWSN> 9i'm tryg o yyp4 e with mym nose
<KWSN> not working as well as I'd planned <KWSN> (that was supposed to say "I'm trying to type with my nose") <wrkime> heh <wrkime> at least you're trying <KWSN> at least <KWSN> well <KWSN> I WAS trying <KWSN> but I kind of abandoned it <Ratso|TFP> In the world of "Projects", I think KWSN just ranked TFP RIGHT below The Human Genome Project. But very close, yes. |
Spleen> i don't like them. they smell like wet rabbits
wrkime> for a minute I thoguht you forgot wrkime> and horsey tinkle Spleen> well, the horse tinkle comes from all the poo they have to carry around in their pockets |
<batman> I wish I had a 250 HP lawn mower
<MSD|KindOfHere> drag race it? <batman> not a ride on mower a push mower <MSD|KindOfHere> got some trees you don't like? |
/MSD|KindOfHere> you can make most animals into pies if you can get them to stay still until the oven gets hot enough
KWSN> He told me to forcably insert it into my anus! |
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(it's a quote from Donnie Darko, cheese is just trying to take advantage of it. IT WON'T WORK.) |
KWSN is just trying to hide is flagrant homosexualtiy, Quote from donnie darko my ass! we were talking about high school Phy ed teachers
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[23:40] Cheese> herm.
[23:40] * Cheese wisheshe had enuff beer to get drunk [23:40] Cheese> mabey if i drink it all realy fast i can get drunk for a bit [23:41] MSD|KindOfHere> put two drops of vodka in each eye and you'll have instant drunkenness [23:41] MSD|KindOfHere> followed by not quite so instant hangover [23:41] MSD|KindOfHere> or some rum in a nasal spray bottle ... [23:42] RTW> Just get an intravenous line and pump pure ethyl alcohol into your veins... all the buzz, none of the taste [23:42] MSD|KindOfHere> WARNING: DO NOT ASK HOW I KNOW THIS. I HAVE NOT DONE ANY OF THE ABOVE |
Hahaha the forceably insert bit in Donnie Darko is the funniest bit in the whole movie.
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cheers> no!
cheers> NO SCARY MOVIE! cheers> NONE! cheese> its not fucking scary * cheers PUTS HER FOOT DOWN! Antagony> cheers: It's one of the unscariest movies one could imagine. cheers> NO PRETEND SCARY MOBIES EITHER * cheese watches the earth shudder cheers> MOVIES *** You were kicked by cheers (cheese) cheers showing how much of and eletist conspiracy this whole thing realy is :) |
Movie in Question is Evil Dead 3 : Army Of Darkness
edit: success! I got her to watch it :D |
THE GREAT LLAMA QUOTE
[13:39:36] * Snoogans is playing: Tenacious D - Jesus Ranch
[13:39:50] Spleen - jesus has a ranch? [13:40:11] Snoogans - yup [13:40:17] Snoogans - you didn't know? [13:40:26] Spleen - nope, i don't follow jesus [13:40:33] Spleen - does he raise cattle? [13:40:51] Wile_E - no llamas [13:41:06] Spleen - dang pachyderms [13:41:44] juanvaldes - llamallamallama... [13:42:08] Wile_E - sawing llaamaa [13:42:12] redravin - better then ungulates [13:42:13] Wile_E - hmm [13:42:23] Wile_E - that didn't look right.... [13:42:35] Spleen - nooo iiit diidn't [13:42:43] redravin - throw llama from the train? [13:42:53] Spleen - STOP!! or my llama will shoot! [13:43:09] juanvaldes - no....more.....bad.....movies......aghhh.... [13:43:22] Spleen - but this one had BOTH sylvester stallone and estelle getty [13:43:29] Spleen - thats a match made in heaven [13:43:32] Spleen - :P [13:43:37] juanvaldes - lol [13:43:52] juanvaldes - don't tell mom the llama is dead [13:44:07] Spleen - ooo applegate... mmm [13:44:16] Spleen - LLama, the barbarian [13:44:16] bones - jello [13:44:16] juanvaldes - she's still hot [13:44:19] juanvaldes - yo bones [13:44:27] Snoogans - hey Bones [13:44:31] Spleen - and the sequel; Llama, the destroyer [13:44:39] bones - happy bday juan [13:44:43] juanvaldes - thanks [13:44:48] Spleen - juans an old fart now? [13:44:51] juanvaldes - or just "llama" [13:44:52] Sionide - hehehe [13:44:56] juanvaldes - yeah, I'm old... [13:45:04] bones - old? i dont think so [13:45:11] juanvaldes - then "llama first blood" [13:45:29] Spleen - Llama 3: Rise of the machines [13:45:45] redravin - beneath the valley of the llama [13:45:55] Spleen - The Llama of Oz [13:46:12] bones - anyone know of a good free mp3 player (burner, make playlists, etc) [13:46:19] juanvaldes - llama powers [13:46:23] Spleen - musicmatch.com [13:46:36] juanvaldes - evil llama [13:46:37] Spleen - international llama of mystery? [13:46:43] juanvaldes - indeed [13:46:46] redravin - three men and a llama [13:46:51] juanvaldes - oh, I got cheeros to watch Evil Dead 3 :D [13:46:51] Spleen - Llama Act [13:46:55] Shokan - requiem for a llama [13:46:57] bones - lol [13:47:02] bones - silence of the llamas [13:47:03] Spleen - everyone needs to watch evil dead 3 [13:47:11] juanvaldes - she wasn't scared [13:47:16] Spleen - its not a scary movie [13:47:18] juanvaldes - she said it was stupid [13:47:18] Spleen - thats why [13:47:21] juanvaldes - yeah [13:47:21] bones - willy wonka and the llama factory [13:47:36] Spleen - umm, bones, that llama wonka and the chocolate factory [13:47:40] Spleen - get the movies right [13:47:45] bones - sorry [13:47:49] Shokan - monty python's meaning of llama [13:48:06] Shokan - monty python's search for the holy llama [13:48:09] spec - life of llama [13:48:10] bones - goodllamas [13:48:18] Shokan - the Godllama [13:48:23] Spleen - Sense and Llamability [13:48:24] bones - "ever since i was a kid, i wanted to be a llama" [13:48:36] bones - sweet home alallama [13:48:38] juanvaldes - anyone think were taking this a bit to far? [13:48:41] Shokan - Llama Horizon [13:48:46] Spleen - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Llama [13:48:48] Shokan - Freddy vs Llama [13:48:48] bones - lol [13:49:08] Spleen - no [13:49:11] Shokan - The Llama Reloaded [13:49:25] Spleen - Bill and Llama's excellent adventure [13:49:50] phredgreen - bill an ted's excellent llama [13:49:56] Shokan - the lord of the llama [13:49:57] Spleen - oops [13:49:59] bones - llama sutra [13:50:07] Shokan - Llama, Interrupted [13:50:13] bones - lol [13:50:19] bones - showllamas [13:50:21] juanvaldes - PI (staring a llama) [13:50:25] Spleen - HAH! [13:50:38] Shokan - one flew over the llama's nest [13:50:40] bones - throw llama from the the train [13:50:45] Shokan - lol [13:50:46] bones - big llama's house [13:50:46] Spleen - BOO [13:50:47] Snoogans - Mallamas [13:50:53] Hal - llama-man [13:51:02] bones - big llama's house made me laugh [13:51:03] juanvaldes - the llamam redemption [13:51:03] Shokan - Starship Llamatroopers [13:51:05] Spleen - Batman and Llama [13:51:21] juanvaldes - SLC llama [13:51:24] Hal - requiem for a llama [13:51:25] Spleen - hehehe [13:51:27] bones - weeked at llamas [13:51:33] Shokan - Star Wars : The Llama Strikes Back [13:51:40] Spleen - Gone with the Llama [13:51:43] bones - hehe [13:51:49] bones - eight llamas out [13:51:50] juanvaldes - Deepllama [13:51:53] Snoogans - Donnie Llama [13:51:54] bones - HA [13:52:05] Spleen - Llama Run [13:52:09] Hal - crouching llama, hidden ostrege [13:52:12] redravin - how green is my llama [13:52:14] bones - llama and the bandit [13:52:19] bones - fried green llamas [13:52:21] Spleen - Fried Green Llama [13:52:22] Spleen - dammit [13:52:23] bones - lol [13:52:26] bones - nice [13:52:32] Shokan - eight legged llamas [13:52:41] Hal - the fifth llama [13:52:44] bones - how did this start? [13:52:44] Snoogans - The legend of drunken llama [13:52:48] redravin - thelma and llama [13:52:50] Spleen - juan did it [13:52:57] juanvaldes - the 13th llama [13:52:58] Spleen - Jurassic Llama [13:53:03] Snoogans - I listened to Jesus ranch by Tenacious D [13:53:06] redravin - everybody points at juan [13:53:12] Spleen - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Llama [13:53:15] juanvaldes - ummm....NOT IT! [13:53:16] bones - i just listened to "im the only gay eskimp" its so funny [13:53:17] * juanvaldes runs [13:53:21] Hal - american llama in paris [13:53:30] spec - Return of the llama [13:53:32] Spleen - The Llama King [13:53:33] bones - big trouble, little llama [13:53:37] Shokan - lol' [13:53:41] Spleen - Llama Gump [13:53:47] Shokan - Llamaface [13:53:54] Spleen - Llama [13:53:55] spec - last action llama [13:53:57] Spleen - Llama [13:53:57] bones - lol [13:53:58] Hal - goldenllama [13:54:06] bones - the llamas [13:54:08] Spleen - Llama's in Black (aka, LIB) [13:54:10] redravin - hunt for red llama [13:54:14] Shokan - dr strangellama [13:54:17] spec - meet the llamas [13:54:19] bones - reservoir llamas [13:54:21] bones - pulp llamas [13:54:24] Hal - llama never dies [13:54:26] Snoogans - The hot llama [13:54:27] Spleen - Terminator 2: Llama Day [13:54:31] bones - lol [13:54:38] Shokan - the boondock llamas [13:54:39] bones - someone needs to make this thread [13:54:40] Spleen - Indiana Jones and the Last Llama [13:54:44] spec - llama brown [13:54:51] Spleen - bones - the irc thread in nonsense [13:54:56] Hal - this is good as a one-time only thing [13:54:56] redravin - the ten llamas [13:54:59] Snoogans - Chasing llama [13:55:09] Spleen - Misson: Llama [13:55:18] Hal - brotherhood of the llama [13:55:19] spec - harry potter and the sorceror's llama [13:55:26] Spleen - i did that one spec [13:55:30] spec - damn [13:55:35] Spleen - Dances with Llama's [13:55:37] Shokan - resovier llamas [13:55:38] bones - beverly hills llama [13:55:42] Hal - llama'd away [13:55:43] bones - did it shok [13:55:51] Spleen - The Llamaguard [13:55:53] bones - the llama in miss jones [13:55:54] bones - LOL [13:55:59] Spleen - hehehe [13:56:08] Spleen - Robin Hood: Prince of Llamas [13:56:09] redravin - friday the 13th part 6..the llama lives [13:56:09] Shokan - natural [13:56:10] Snoogans - beverly hills llama 2 [13:56:11] Shokan - er [13:56:14] Hal - llama confidential [13:56:16] Shokan - natural born llamas [13:56:19] bones - LOL [13:56:19] Spleen - Beauty and the Llama [13:56:21] juanvaldes - the big lebowllama [13:56:27] Spleen - LLAMAZILLA!!! [13:56:35] Hal - llama bebop [13:56:35] juanvaldes - lock stock and two smoking llamas [13:56:36] bones - llama in manhattan [13:56:39] bones - LOL [13:56:40] bones - HAHAHAHAHA [13:56:42] Snoogans - :D [13:56:46] juanvaldes - Spacellamas [13:56:50] Spleen - Theres Something About Llama [13:56:55] redravin - llama madness [13:57:02] Spleen - Planet of the Llamas [13:57:03] Hal - the last of the llamas [13:57:10] bones - from justin to llama [13:57:13] Spleen - My Big Fat Green Llama [13:57:15] Spleen - oops [13:57:19] bones - green? [13:57:19] Spleen - My Big Fat Greek Llama [13:57:28] Hal - silence of the llamas [13:57:34] Hal - (is trying to tell you something) [13:57:35] Shokan - charlie's llamas 2 : full llama [13:57:40] bones - ha [13:57:46] bones - llamas end [13:57:46] Spleen - Who Framed Roger Llama (last one) |
This may very well be the funniest thing ever written:
(Spinach_Indeed) I bought a T-shirt today from a Thrift Store that has "Bagel Time is Fun" written in big Red Letters on the front. It may be the best thing I've spent money on in the last 3 years. |
00:41 < Antagony> Hey, if I tell you guys a deep dark secret right now, would it stay inside this channel?
00:41 <%cheers> I could, ant... 00:41 <@Hal> probably not, ant 00:41 <@Hal> but you can try 00:41 <%cheers> but Hal has a point 00:41 <%cheers> what's up, anyway? 00:41 < Antagony> Hmmmm 00:41 < Antagony> Well . . . 00:41 < Antagony> Pokemon is fun. 00:41 < Antagony> There, I said it. |
[01:23] (cheers) my mom just asked me if her car missed her
[01:23] (cheers) addressing him by his given name of "Bob" |
[01:55] (HeyAgain) am i still logged on?
[01:55] (redravin) no [01:56] *** HeyAgain has quit IRC (Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 2520) [01:56] (Wile_E) I guess he believed you red |
CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING...
What's the server for #tfp!? |
This didn't happen in TFP, but I think it's funny anyway.
(By the way, the guy's not dead, and I realize that Mace is a horrible person. But it's funny) [Mace] Where's zuzu? [Nobletype] He killed himself, his mom e-mailed me. [Mace] Oh [Mace] Anyone played Splinter Cell? Edit: Stupid HTML |
22:26 <%juan> smooth man smooth
22:26 <%Spleen> i'm like exlax |
cheese - Spleen kick me
WhositsZ - ...ya * cheese was kicked by Spleen (cheese) spleen edit - made the names of who said what show up |
[21:43](jeff) has a disease (chrones?) which makes him shit a lot.
[21:44](KWSN) chrons doesn't make you shit a lot so much as collapse and die |
[16:04] <MrFlux> Listening to mp3[Incubus - I Miss You] info[02:48 44khz 128kbps Stereo]
[16:04] * Spleen licks the varnish off of: Blumchen - Boomerang (Boomerang in Der Luft Mix) (160kbps) [3:13/3:48] [16:04] <Spleen> my blumchen attacks your incubus for 30hp [16:04] <cheers> LOL [16:05] <MrFlux> hrhrhr [16:05] <MrFlux> hurhurhur [16:05] <MrFlux> rather [16:05] <Hal> My Covenant casts "Tour de Force" on your Blumchen and blows it out of the battlefield. [16:05] <ogre840> U key stop working? [16:05] * Spleen resurrects his blumchen with a bicycle of life [16:05] * Spleen licks the varnish off of: Blumchen - Bicycle Race (on the Air Mix) (160kbps) [0:57/3:50] [16:05] <MrFlux> no ogre840, my mind did [16:05] <ogre840> well my dwarven ogre barbarian flies into rage and kills you all [16:06] <Spleen> shazzap ogre [16:06] <Spleen> follow the rules [16:06] * MrFlux summons an ogre840 to attack Hal's Convenant [16:06] <ogre840> ohh dont worry my mind quits all too often [16:06] * ogre840 roars [16:06] * ogre840 attacks and goes for the jugular [16:06] <Hal> my Covenant casts 'Riot' to slow down the ogre840 [16:07] <ogre840> quick someone cast quiet on that riot [16:07] <Spleen> hehehe [16:07] * Spleen bangs his head [16:07] * MrFlux casts Zoot Suit on ogre840.... now he's Zoot Suit Rioting [16:07] * Hal summons his Icon of Coil which casts You Just Died on the ogre840 [16:08] * Spleen points and laughs at the dead zootsuited ogre [16:08] <ogre840> ooooooooohh i... i just died in your arms tonight |
This isn't from #tfp, but it's still good.
(KWSN) I'm seeing Opeth in 2 days. I need to STOP LISTENING TO EMO. (KWSN) it would be bad to walk into an Opeth concert an an emo mood (teedz) listening to emo is like smoking (KWSN) teedz: it gives you lung cancer? |
[15:08] <bones> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
[15:08] <bones> IM ON FIRE! [15:08] *** bones (Bones@c-67-163-88-157.client.comcast.net) Quit |
(KWSN) OWW
(KWSN) brb, I think I broke my nose |
I dunno guys, the one and two-liners aren't doing it for me...
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talking about female breasts:
Hanxter> it's like the little bumps around their nipples Hanxter> it's braille for lick here Suviko> hanxter: ever looked your own? what do they spell out? Suviko> "no milk"? :) Hanxter> "lower" |
OMG that llama thing had me nealy thow up my dinner.
But i have to a few more Attack of the killer llamas The Toxic llama and waht about TV shows LLamas in charge Welcome back llama Llama springer the goes on and on |
[14:54] * Spinach_Indeed has sex with Spinach|Babble
[14:54] <gov135|TFP> who's on top? [14:55] <Spinach_Indeed> Doggy Style. Babble recieving. Becuase he's a slut. [14:55] *** Spinach|Babble (~Robinhood@ip-207-42-62-111.kerrlake.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds) [14:55] <phredgreen> i guess he didn't appreciate that |
Peetster> I'm looking for today's hoax.
phernandoverde> umm... phernandoverde> press alt-f4 for free ops * Peetster has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.bocazas.com a webchat for you :)) |
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cheers|lunch~ man, I worked a 5 foot tall 8 foot long cart of freight in 2 hrs this morning
cheers|lunch~ and if i ever see another school uniform... redravin~ don't go on the TB then |
Peetster> Roilet: (N) an old ceramic toilet, stained and covered with last night's vomit, half digested food, and fecal matter, with Bones curled around the base in the fetus position
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KWSN: <(o_o)_^)>
KWSN: KIRBY RAPE |
[01:40] *** big has joined #tfp
[01:40](redravin) evening big [01:40](Eye) hello big [01:40](Eye) whois big [01:41] * KWSN is big... but not as big as big, apparently [01:42](sandeep) big mistake... [01:42] *** big has quit IRC (Client Quit) [01:42](Eye) that sucked big time |
[04:53] < Trivbot> 41. Mary magdalene is the patron saint of ______?
[04:53] < mog> virgins [04:53] < KWSN> penis [04:53] < mog> sluts [04:53] < mog> whores [04:53] < mog> prostitutes [04:53] < Trivbot> mog got the answer: prostitutes. In: 9.381 secs. Streak: 2. Current wins 8! |
BlueBongo> I've decided that veggie tales is of the devil.
BlueBongo> Listening to the songs ALL DAY can drive a person insane. phredgreen> singing dancing cucmbers and you're only now finding this out? Pennington> I'm just scared of the next generation of conservative christians that think moses was pickle BlueBongo> rofl] BlueBongo> yeah... BlueBongo> I remember watching Davy and GOliath BlueBongo> Goliath even. Pennington> for the longest time i thought noah was a funny looking guy with a huge round head Pennington> and no nose Pennington> now kids are gonna think hes a carrot BlueBongo> maybe they will eat healthier. * phredgreen wonders what veggie jesus would be BlueBongo> Or NOT eat those veggies because they associate them with biblical characters Pennington> "eat your carrots" Pennington> "but but carrots are moses" BlueBongo> lol Pennington> "no, there not. just eat them" Pennington> "Carrots are people too" Pennington> "No, soylent green is people. Carrots are food" |
Pennington> I firmly believe that our persistant use of the automobil is impeding the invention of the teleporter.
Pennington> If everyone had to walk everywhere, we'd be pushing billions into teleporter research. Pennington> BAN INTERNAL COMBUSTION!!! |
the guy is new and cool. this made me laugh extreeeeeeeeeeemly hard
air45|TFP> i do not need the rubber cock for my own stiff member is full of life. air45|TFP> do not fuck the ceiling fan or i am rofl! edit: fixed it so it didn't interpret the brackets as html |
air45|TFP> i do not need the rubber cock for my own stiff member is full of life.
WhoaitsZ> ohhhhhhhhhh Spinach_Indeed> Throbbing with VIGOR |
weird. the whole quote didn't carry
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Phaenx: I grew up on a farm |
peet|working: How can you tell if salami goes bad?
Hanxter: hehehe Hanxter: it stinx cheers|notZzZ: it doesn't smell right cheers|notZzZ: it is fuzzy JadzWork: it robs a store cheers|notZzZ: it is colors it should not be cheers|notZzZ: the cat runs in terror Hanxter: melts in yer mouth cheers|notZzZ: you vomit copiously after consuming it JadzWork: does drugs on the street corner with hoodlums Hanxter: not in yer hand peet|working: gee thanks. cheers|notZzZ: welcome :) peet|working: I'm laughing too hard to type JadzWork: gets brought home by the police in the middle of the night Hanxter: don't mention it Hanxter: AGAIN! redravin: sleeps with your sister cheers|notZzZ: LOL redravin: and gives her clap Hanxter: applause? cheers|notZzZ: red, you're gonna hurt me!@ |
18:52 < Antagony> I LIKES TEH PROGRAMMING COEDS
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bones> wrkime
wrkime> bones wrkime> we meet again * ogre840 gets popcorn "this should be good" bones> the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers * wrkime smiles nervously and curls up in the corner sucking his thumb and humming the Czech national anthem *** Signoff: KWSN (Quit: KWSN ÜBER ALLES) * bones marches over to wrkime, pulls out a hacksaw, an "i like ike" campaign button, and a vile full of a mysterious blue liquid resembling the stuff they clean combs with at the barber shop bones> yes....we meet again * wrkime jumps up forcing bones to drink the blue liquid and cuts off both of Bones' thumbs ogre840> sounds like the Ultimate fight has been reborn... only this time its bones and Wrkime * wrkime then bitchslaps Bones lieka 3 dollar whore YourNeverThere> been there bones> owwwwwww, sneak attack!!! bones blows his whistle and his army of monkeys on wheels comes in armed with water balloons filled with feces and a jar of pop rocks wrkime> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YourNeverThere> hahah * redravin drops a net over Bones and wrkime and then drops them in a care of rabid oranutanges wrkime> NOT POP ROCKS!!!! bones> redravin doesnt realize i am one with the monkeys wrkime> crap wrkime> I am so screwed YourNeverThere> hahahahah MrFlux> heh poked my dog in the eye accidentally (he closed it first), but it serves him right because he jumped in my foot and stabbed me with his claws MrFlux> hehe * wrkime thinks quickly and begins to act like a monkey...sadly this only attracts the dominant male to wrkime and mating begins bones> the monkeys make a tower like those families in spain do and i hop on top, and jump off holding the perfect pancake maker bones> flying towards wrkime, i open up the pan ready to clamp down on his face wrkime> I turn * redravin turns a firehose loaded with Mr. Bubble and Mountain dew on Bones wrkime> Bones gets the dominant male's ass in the pancake maker bones> NOOOOOOOOO it reacts with the pop rocks and i start to convulse wrkime> the dominant male is not pleased bones> i cant stop...popping....must reach...my utility belt... wrkime> the dominant male begins to assrape Bones * bones reaches his utility belt and pulls out a minature clone of ben vareen and order him to tap dance on wrkimes nuts wrkime> FOOL I have no nuts...oh crap that's not a good thing to yell bones> little ben climbs into wrkimes pants as i put the needle on the victrola the monkey was carrying in his backpack wrkime> I'll pretend it hurts bones> little ben, finding there are no nuts, climbs into the nearest cavity he finds and camps out wrkime> oof wrkime> that's rather uncomfortable *** Signoff: YourNeverThere (Ping timeout: 204 seconds) wrkime> my urethra wrkime> OOOWWWWW bones> i look at my stop watch and realize its only 30 seconds before little ben's self destruct timer is set to go off bones> i climb out of the orangutan pit and cover my ears wrkime> thinking quickly I masturbate furiously ejaculating little ben onto Bones' face wrkime> I run bones> awwwwwwwwwwwww oooohhhhhhh wrkime> BOOOMM bones> my face wrkime> the orangutans are in awe of my ejaculatory power wrkime> they take my side bones> realizing i have no face, i pop in the movie face off and watch it for pointers...2 hours later, i hijack a hospital, make a doctor switch my face with alfonso ribero's and set the place on fire wrkime> BURNING...It Burns!! bones> i do the carlton dance atop the pit and take in the smell of burning monkeys bones> i love the smell of rotting primates in the morning *** Signoff: Melllvar ((null)) MrFlux> hahahah wrkime> remembering the movie Darkman...I flail about knocking over some flammable liquids causing an explosion that launches me into a nearby river extinguishing me wrkime> A few months later, I come back, scarred and beaten down with nothing left to lose bones> i go over to shake wrkime's hand * wrkime looks at Bones' hand...wonders where are the thumbs? bones> just shake it wrkime> shaking the hand bones> but he doesnt realize that in the hospital when they swtiched my face, they also gave me alfonso's penis on my right hand...so wrkime has just given alfonso a hand job, bones yells "quitsies, no starties, touch blue make it true triple stamped it" bones> i win wrkime> OH MY GOD IT'S A BOMB!!! wrkime> it's not a penis bones> its a bomb ass penis wrkime> oh wait it is a penis wrkime> gross * bones walks away feeling like he won but realizes that he has a penis for a hand and cries wrkime> well...now I need a shower |
< lady> OMFG
< lady> My f*cking dog just just jumped on my bed and lifted his fricking leg < lady> and PISSED ON MY BED &%#*$( < YourNeverThere> HAhahahahaha < WhoaitsZ> HAhahahaha |
[01:59] < MrFlux> does DC stand for Da Capital?
[01:59] < ogre> lol [01:59] < MrFlux> :D [01:59] < ogre> District of Columbia [01:59] < KWSN> District of Columbia [01:59] < Fob_Magi> District of Columbia [01:59] < MrFlux> bahaha [01:59] < ogre> JINX [01:59] < MacGnG> lol [01:59] < ogre> you both owe me a cock! [01:59] < Cobalt_60> =0 [01:59] < ogre> coke**** [01:59] < KWSN> HAHAHAAHA COCK [01:59] < ogre> fuck [01:59] < ogre> fuck fuck [01:59] < KWSN> BEST TYPO EVARRRrrrrr |
01:01 < h2g2Fan> My favorite sitcom character? Chandler
01:01 < zps2> i ynt. 01:02 < zps2> my fave 01:02 < zps2> the dude who ends of killing chandler BWUHAHAHA 01:02 < YourNeverThere> chandlers dead? 01:02 <%cheers> oh good one Z 01:03 < h2g2Fan> yeah, he died in the last episode 01:03 <%cheers> blow the story for him ;) 01:03 < YourNeverThere> really? 01:03 < YourNeverThere> fuck 01:03 < YourNeverThere> what happened? 01:03 < zps2> HAHAHA 01:03 < h2g2Fan> could you be any more gullible? 01:03 < YourNeverThere> aw crap and i just told my friend 01:03 <%cheers> LOL 01:03 < zps2> HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA 01:04 < YourNeverThere> i hate \this room :) |
Correction, that's supposed to read:
h2g2fan> could you be any more gullible? ;) |
{Spleen} i have juggalos grande!
{ogre} i mean uhh {ogre} juggalos? {ogre> are you calling me and phred fat? {Spleen} juggalos {Spleen} yes *edit, fixed it so you can see names* |
[1:21am] MrFlux> i'm never healthy
[1:21am] MrFlux> although i did take the dog for a walk today [1:21am] MrFlux> he needs more walks [1:21am] MrFlux> he's a fatty [1:23am] MacGnG> walking the dog is good [1:23am] Antagony> I chase my dog with big sharp things. [1:23am] MacGnG> good excercise for everyone [1:24am] Thraeryn> This is why I hang out with you guys. :D |
[1:37am] Antagony> I'm watching a documentary on Wesley Willis
[1:37am] Thraeryn> Who? [1:38am] Antagony> Wesley Willis is a 300+ lb black man with chronic schizophrenia who makes weird-ass music on a cheezy keyboard [1:38am] Antagony> He is totally awesome! [1:39am] Antagony> Thraeryn: He has a huge callous in the middle of his forehead because he greets people by headbutting them. [1:41am] Thraeryn> Oh, yeah, I've actually heard of him. |
The topic is: WorldsKing> my penis = Microsoft
[09:38] floonine> is worldsking implying that his penis is a monopoly... [09:38] Snoogans> or small and limp [09:38] floonine> or that everyone hates it and the only reason anyone uses it is because there is nothing else [09:38] redravin> it will screw up anything it touchs? [09:39] Gang|Pikmin> it's still in beta, he says [09:39] Snoogans> it stops working from time to time [09:39] redravin> or it just sort of works but not really [09:39] floonine> but if anyone uses it without his permission he will sue? [09:39] floonine> in that case, lesbians are like linux [09:40] floonine> so cool to look at, but no one would know what to do if they got one in front of them [09:40] Snoogans> really cool, but you have no idea how to use it? [09:40] floonine> well me, yes [09:40] floonine> and my penis [09:40] floonine> I'm a mac guy [09:41] Gang|Pikmin> so you are inept ad being useful? [09:41] floonine> yeah, and fine with the fact that no one else is compatible with me [09:41] Gang|Pikmin> but you look pretty |
[6:25pm] bones> theres so much crap that i dont know about
[6:25pm] bones> i have had my camaro since 94 and i just found out today that the backseat folds down |
i know not why he told me, but damn it cracked me up:
GakFace: dude.. DO NOT STICK YOUR WANG... IN THE USB PORT!! GakFace: even if for some reason that its small enough to fit.... |
MrFlux: dickbend is uncomfortable.
Ganguro: dickbend, isn't that in North Dakota? WhoaitsZ: that deserves quoting... WhoaitsZ: the dickbend one. MrFlux: which dickbend one? Ganguro: wtf dickbend |
It was a slow Sunday, what can I say
[13:00] KWSN Yarr, today has been quite the unproductive of days [13:00] *** phredgreen is now known as phred|royalnavy [13:00] phred|royalnavy- priates? [13:00] phred|royalnavy> pirates [13:00] KWSN> and I wouldn't have it any other way [13:00] KWSN> Avast, the royal navy! [13:00] * phred|royalnavy primes his cannons to use against pirates [13:00] KWSN> yarr, we could sink yer whole batallion in one fell swoop [13:01] * KWSN prepares to board phred|royalnavy's ships [13:01] * KWSN sharpens his scimtar [13:01] shalafi> arrr ramming speed [13:01] *** KWSN was kicked by phred|royalnavy (cannoned) [13:01] *** KWSN has joined #tfp [13:02] KWSN> Yarr, you think you've won this time, Royal Navy [13:02] shalafi> prepare to be boarded ya scurvy navy dogs [13:02] phred|royalnavy> knock the wind out of your sails yet? [13:02] KWSN> But I'll prove ye wrong! [13:02] KWSN> Yarrr! ATTACK! [13:02] * redravin loads his cannons with hot shot and chain [13:02] * KWSN swings across and slices phred|royalnavy's achilles with his scimitar [13:03] KWSN> Yarrr, try firin' a cannon now, landlubber! [13:03] * phred|royalnavy laughs... i have scimitar-proofed converse hightops on! [13:03] * shalafi jumps over and chops royal swabbies int kibbles [13:03] * redravin fires his cannon and sets KWSN's sails on fire [13:03] KWSN> DAMMIT! [13:03] *** WorldsKing has joined #tfp [13:03] * KWSN slices phred|royalnavy's throat instead [13:04] WorldsKing> Howdy Y'all [13:04] shalafi> arrr wk [13:04] phred|royalnavy> no luck. the royal navy demands we ware these impossibly highnecked uniforms [13:04] KWSN> yarrr, I doubt ye be havin' a scimitar-proof turtleneck! [13:04] * redravin throws grappling hooks and boards KWSN's ship [13:04] phred|royalnavy> uncomfortable as they may be, they protect much better than your vest. [13:04] * KWSN laughs at redravin's futile attempts, as he is on Phred's ship now [13:04] * phred|royalnavy runs kwsn through with his ceremonial asskicking blade [13:04] * shalafi thwaps phred|royalnavy with a belaying pin [13:05] * KWSN sighs [13:05] phred|royalnavy> my big tricornered hat deflects the hit [13:05] KWSN> Yarrr, god dammit [13:05] * KWSN dies nobly [13:05] shalafi> doh this pirates life is hard [13:05] phred|royalnavy> and you thought the uniform was purely ceremonial... [13:05] KWSN> don't you mean... yo-ho-ho? [13:05] * redravin sets kwsns ship on fire and sends it to Davy Jones locker [13:05] WorldsKing> What the hell is goin' on? [13:06] * shalafi runs away screaming like a little girl but lives to plunder another day [13:06] * KWSN , despite being dead, cries at the sight of his ship sinking [13:06] phred|royalnavy> this wonder of wool is the best protection out there [13:06] * redravin gives world king a bottle of rum and an eye patch [13:06] KWSN> Yarrr, you win this time [13:06] KWSN> but my first mate shalafi will have ye someday! [13:06] WorldsKing> Oh... it's pirate day. [13:06] KWSN> damn right it is [13:06] shalafi> arrr every day is pirate day matey [13:06] shalafi> like.....dug [13:06] shalafi> duh even [13:07] peacy> Sorry guys, but what's pirate day? [13:07] *** phred|royalnavy changes topic to '<WorldsKing> Oh... it's pirate day.' [13:07] * redravin sticks sulfer matches in his beard and loads his flintlock pistols [13:07] WorldsKing> Now evryone will know [13:08] shalafi> maybe canukian/valley/pirates - like....arrr.....eh [13:08] * redravin maroons KWSN on a little island with only seagulls to play with [13:09] *** noe has joined #tfp [13:10] WorldsKing> Poor seagulls... stuck with KWSN [13:10] * phred|royalnavy feels sorry for kwsn, so he throws a volleyball onto the island for kwsn to befriend [13:10] *** noe has quit IRC (Client Quit) [13:10] KWSN> yarrr, you'll pay for this [13:11] KWSN> the whole lot of you landlubbers [13:11] redravin> yo ho yo ho....wheres my ho's? [13:11] WorldsKing> lubber? [13:11] KWSN> Avast! Be that a beacon over yonder? [13:12] WorldsKing> I need a new hobby [13:12] * redravin takes his ho's and a bottle of rum into his cabin [13:12] KWSN> Yarrr, 'tis but the sun glintin' off the sea [13:13] KWSN> Yarrr, I be afk for a while [13:13] KWSN> ahoy, tfp-ites [13:13] *** KWSN is now known as KWSN|marooned |
[08:41] <GoldenOuroboros> sounds good cheese
[08:41] <cheese> its like eating yeast infection [08:41] <GoldenOuroboros> but it tastes great! :D Boo cheese spotting |
[malady] like dipping testicles in potato salad :o
Now with improved nicknames! |
17:17:50 <WorldsKing> Did he pay well?
17:18:03 <Antagony> Haven't seriviced him yet 17:18:12 <Silvy> congrats Ant! 17:18:25 <%cheerios> that sounds dirty 17:18:30 <Antagony> haha |
01:10:20 *** Halx changes topic to '<MacGnG> I AM AWESOME! <BoCo> not really'
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