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| I stabbed you with a fork. On the fork the words "Property of Mental Health Dept" |
   
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4 | 16.00% |
| You have Cancer. Lots of people die of cancer. You are just one of them. Get over it. |
  
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1 | 4.00% |
| The gas leaked -then you did. Very unbecoming. |
  
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1 | 4.00% |
| Why do you jaywalk? You leave very big dents on cars. |
  
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2 | 8.00% |
| There are X's over your eyes and your mouth is sewn shut. You smell too much for me to answer. |
  
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3 | 12.00% |
| Blam! Blam!BLAM! Why did you need that 3 dollars in your wallet? Should I say more? |
  
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1 | 4.00% |
| You were homeless. You made a nest in a "Tunnel". A Drcomputer rerouted the sewage. |
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1 | 4.00% |
| Turbo, from American Gladiators thought you had a nice tight earhole. |
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4 | 16.00% |
| Dude, you confused Alcoholics Anonymous with Cannibals Anonymous. Last time you make that mistake. |
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3 | 12.00% |
| Morrison, Hendrix and someone not as great -You -drown in your own vomit |
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5 | 20.00% |
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03-14-2009, 10:42 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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beautiful, but dead nonetheless...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-15-2009, 09:49 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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NAME / ANNOUNCEMENT
Full name of the deceased, including nickname, if any Age at death Residence (for example, the name of the city) at death Day and date of death Place of death Cause of death LIFE Date of birth Place of birth Names of parents Childhood: siblings, stories, schools, friends Marriage(s): date of, place, name of spouse Education: school, college, university and other Designations, awards, and other recognition Employment: jobs, activities, stories, colleagues, satisfactions, promotions, union activities, frustrations, Places of residence Hobbies, sports, interests, activities, and other enjoyment Charitable, religious, fraternal, political, and other affiliations; positions held Achievements Disappointments Unusual attributes, humour, other stories FAMILY Survived by (and place of residence): Spouse Children (in order of date of birth, and their spouses) Grandchildren Great-grandchildren Great-great-grandchildren Parents Grandparents Siblings (in order of date of birth) Others, such as nephews, nieces, cousins, in-laws Friends Pets (if appropriate) Predeceased by (and date of death): Spouse Children (in order of date of birth) Grandchildren Siblings (in order of date of birth) Others, such as nephews, nieces, cousins, in-laws Pets (if appropriate) SERVICE Day, date, time, place Name of officiant, pallbearers, honorary pallbearers, other information Visitation information if applicable: day, date, time, place Reception information if applicable: day, date, time, place Other memorial, vigil, or graveside services if applicable: day, date, time, place Place of interment Name of funeral home in charge of arrangements Where to call for more information (even if no service planned) END Memorial funds established Memorial donation suggestions, including addresses Thank you to people, groups, or institutions Quotation or poem Three words that sum up the life |
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03-15-2009, 03:27 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Three words that sum up the life -
WENT FOR IT!!!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-15-2009, 04:36 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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and leave a good-lookin' corpse...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-03-2009, 02:33 PM
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Farewell Lux, say hello to Bryan for me, will ya?
Lux Interior dies at 60; founder, front man of punk band the Cramps - Los Angeles Times |
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