uncle phil

more bad news, oh gliding one? not in my oracle...

all is goodness in light in this part of the hemisphere, and it shall stay that way, if on the somewhat cool side for today...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

OurCrazyModern?,

Your Aunt Phil and I have been talkiing and well, we think it's time that you started your own thread. There's nothing bad about it -lots of people start their own thread every day. If you needed some support with your thread - Well aunt phil said that he'd help out. He'd even quote a song or two just for you and put it in your thread. Perhaps even I will come and talk about politics and stuff... You know the stuff that everyone wants to hear from this dead guy.

In the meanwhile I leave you with this.... what is a DrComputer?

Ourcrazymodern?

I started one once, but it must have been too "loosely defined"! It's kind of funny how things work out...
Although I'd enjoy exploring this further!

I don't know what a DrComputer is - I'll have to go consult (my Oracle?)

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

More bad news. Giant Hamburger is REAL!!!! (I've seen it in the oracle)

Ourcrazymodern?

Were his shoes there, too?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fly

GH's shoes are way too fucking cool........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

There you go again, treating every thread as if...
Now, then, which of us is dead? I find myself forgetting and I think that's not a good sign.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

This thing that you think you are living is just an illusion. You are already dead and looking back on something that has already happened. If you think you can make changes that are happening in the present -you are just reliving something that you felt in the past.

It's all over with. Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. Subdead.

Ourcrazymodern?

An extravagant illusion, if that's what it is. I thought the weather was unusually warm over the weekend and broke a record here today. Does this mean I'm going to hell? (Please flush it and draw a new reading!)

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Astrocloud

Oh gawd...

I search the swirling waters of my scrying pools. I see it... I SEE IT....

You like flied chinese lice. In fact that will be the death of you. One day while eating flied chinese lice -one of the little buggers will stick to the back of your throat. Someone very close to you, or perhaps the TV -will say something funny and you will fall into maniacal laughter. That is when one tiny piece of flied chinese lice will move into your lungs.

BEWARE FLIED CHINESE LICE!

Ourcrazymodern?

Gawd informs me that I must withdraw now.

Or cough up a bit of lice.

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Astrocloud

Who's next?

Fly

BRING.

IT.

ON.

BUDDY.

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SterlingStudios

Astrocloud

I flush the oracle once for luck. I sit down and concentrate... CONCENTRATE...

The murky waters are swirling I see your DESTINY....


I see you by the computer. Perhaps you are composing a song, perhaps you are choking the chicken... NEVERTHELESS, you are startled when you hear a voice in the other room. You move to cover yourself and find that your legs are entangled in your PANTYHOSE. You stumble and fall -hitting your head on an egg shaped container...

Fly

BEWARE PANTY HOSE!

bundy

fly, you'll never live the pantyhose down...


ok astro.
i'm next.
do me.

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Ohayo!!!

Ourcrazymodern?

Hell, bundy, your av looks like it's riding an it at over 200 mph.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

bundy

yes, well, if by riding it, you mean DANCING!!!

I am DANCING at least 265mph.

and you should DANCE too...

or they will eat you...


see... this man DANCES for his life...



now, whats my fortune Astrocakes?

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Ohayo!!!

Astrocloud

Oh bundy you are a special case... A SPECIAL CASE INDEED.

I pressed hard for an hour and the results were strangely geometric. Looking below, I stirred the murky waters with my athamé... Ooooh, I SEE YOUR FUTURE.


You will live a very long time. You survive both zombie uprisings without a scratch. In fact due to modern embalming techniques -only a few funeral workers really caught the virus unleashed by John "W" Howard (Howard Jr.)...

In 2037 you will have special NANOBOTS injected into you. This tech will LIVE IN YOUR VEINS and keep you alive with it. This will keep you alive a lot longer than normal. You will live so long that your BRAIN WILL RUN OUT OF MEMORY. You will forget who and what you really are -it is in this state that you make a FATAL MISTAKE -you decide to upgrade the SOFTWARE that runs your nanobots. When you upgrade to MICROSOFT TURBO FIRMWARE XXIII. The nanobots GO CRAZY and attack your gustatory system.


BUNDY BEWARE MICROSOFT!!!!

bundy

dammit!
i knew that anti-aging cream i was rubbing into my bits would end up hurting me at some point.

warning noted.
switching to mac (actually did that about 3 or so years ago)

cheers astrokaki.

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Ohayo!!!

Astrocloud

Note that without your gustatory system - you have no _?

Fly

who is this flake?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

which one?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

the fuckin' story teller one.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

they're all full of s _ _ t(ories...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

(except for all of us)

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fly

hehehe.....nice one phil.



wadda ya' think of that Astroglide?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Astrocloud

You don't like my stories? I have news for you - you are not alive.

Who's Next?

Jetée

You the fortuneteller?

I await your predictions.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Fly

i didn't say that...........i called you a flake.


the stories are good...........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

bundy

what does an astroflake look like?

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

Jetstream, I winced when your future became clear to me. I looked into the oracle and saw that the logs were crossed. There was a bit of blood in the water like the cloud that forms when sharks attack... BUT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WILL DIE -no, you will go long after the attack.

You find a blue softdrink. You are not an addict now but you will become addicted. Soon you must have 6 or 7 bottles a day. You love this BLUE DRINK. Soon you seek for a way to make it yourself. You get a job at the factory... it is called GARGAMEL INDUSTRIES.

While working at the factory you discover a closed green door. Only the senior VP Azrael is seen going in and out of it. One day while moving a vat of BLUE GOO around -you over Azrael's shoulder as he opens the combination lock. You memorize THE COMBINATION.

You have long suspected that there were real life OOMPA-LOOMPAS living in the factory -creating the GREATEST SOFTDRINK IN THE WORLD. When Azrael is gone and the factory is quiet you sneak into the factory and find out what is BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR.

When you open the door you find a CONCENTRATION CAMP of little blue men. They must be there to provide juice for the soda. You are shocked to find that the living ones are loading little blue corpses into a GIANT JUICE MILL.

They are half starved and when they see you THEY STRIKE! You get gnawed to death...

So Jetstream BEWARE BLUE MEN!

Ourcrazymodern?

there is no blue food.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Astrocloud

bundy

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

I would never have believed you had I not been wandering around, greeting the new TFPers.

I now have a reason to be afraid, for the blue men have infiltrated my once-perfect sanctuary.

HERE, SEE FOR YOURSELVES!!! --> http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=115101

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Astrocloud

There is more than just a group of blue men. They have a whole village. Their leader is called Papa.

sillygirl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, the smurfs!!! (Actually, I loved that show as a kid. Especially the cat)

This thread frightens me.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Astrocloud

Sillygirl, that blue liquor that you like is made from smurfs.