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Fly · 04-08-2007, 12:23 PM

"blue smurf" liquor in the front.

"blue smurf" poker in the rear.

uncle phil · 04-08-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

"blue smurf" liquor in the front.

"blue smurf" poker in the rear.

damn, why didn't i think of that...

Astrocloud · 04-08-2007, 01:56 PM

Smurfblood -drink of champions.

Next?

uncle phil · 04-08-2007, 02:55 PM

you're dead, buddy...

sillygirl · 04-08-2007, 03:49 PM

so, am I dead too?

And Astro, do you mean it's made from squished smurfs, or that smurfs produce it?

Astrocloud · 04-08-2007, 04:29 PM

UNCLE PHIL -I HAVE SEEN YOUR DEMONS. Before I visited the oracle -I HAD TO CREATE A MAGICAL CIRCLE AROUND IT. On each piece of oracle paper - a magical glyph was smeared on it. They were carefully placed in a circle around the oracle. Once the circle of PROTECTION is in place -I look into the swirling MURK.

Uncle Phil, YOU GOT A FAST CAR, SOMEONE GIVES YOU A PLAN TO GET IT OUT OF HERE, YOU SEE YOUR BODY'S TOO OLD FOR WORKING -YOUR BODY'S TOO YOUNG TO LOOK LIKE YOURS. So you meet up with Tracy Chapman and you drive so fast you felt like you was drunk. And you had a feeling that you belonged, And you had a feeling -you could be someone, be someone, be someone. Soon afterwords you will die.

... I know what you're thinking (THE ORACLE GRANTS ME THAT) and you are wrong. This is not a warning about fast cars.

UNCLE PHIL -BEWARE SQUARE MUSIC.

Quote:

Fast Cars by the Buzzcocks.
They're nice and precise, each one begins and ends
They may win you admirers, but they'll never earn you friends

Fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, I hate fast cars

They're so depressing going around and around
Ooh, they make me dizzy, oh fast cars they run me down

Fast cars, fast cars,
Fast cars, I hate fast cars

Sooner or later, you're gonna listen to Ralph Nader
I don't wanna cause a fuss, but fast cars are so dangerous

Fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, I hate fast cars, fast cars
Fast cars, fast cars
I hate fast cars

uncle phil · 04-08-2007, 04:57 PM

DADDY!!!

Astrocloud · 04-08-2007, 05:46 PM

SG, you are sub-dead. Smurfs make it and are it. -Enjoy!

sillygirl · 04-08-2007, 06:40 PM

Mmmmmm *toasts a glass of smurfy goodness*

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-11-2007, 11:45 AM

There was no goodness in the smurfs, as hard as they tried.

It wasn't you who threw up on my tombstone, was it?

Your Astrocloudness, please check the oracle.

Fly · 04-12-2007, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

good times right freakin' here man.

Lawrence is the shit............

oh and...........Astro....you're dead

sillygirl · 04-12-2007, 08:26 PM

OCM I've never puked on anything other than in a toilet

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-13-2007, 05:11 AM

Does puke work for readings also, Astro?

Astrocloud · 04-14-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

Your Astrocloudness, please check the oracle.

YES, the logs are crossed in the shape of an upside-down cross. YOU WILL COME BACK AS A VETALA. Oh yes, Cows are sacred to you. Someone, perhaps Halx will drive a steak through your heart.

OURCRAZYMODERN? BEWARE STEAK!

Ourcrazymodern? · 04-14-2007, 06:38 PM

Damn! & I just got back from eating a very fine steak!

ring · 02-18-2009, 05:01 PM

Where art thou, Astrocloud?

I saw your oracle in a dream.

The rust might come off with the correct magic.

Fly · 02-19-2009, 05:38 AM

he's dead ring...........but i sure miss that bastard

ring · 02-19-2009, 06:38 AM

No.
I won't have it.

Who wants to help me formulate a re-animation potion?

Fly · 02-19-2009, 06:53 AM

a re-astromation potion........hell yeah,i'm in

ring · 02-19-2009, 08:32 AM

We need supplies.
Perhaps we could depend on the largesse of GH.

I'd like to take a peek inside his pantry.

kramus · 02-19-2009, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

We need supplies.
Perhaps we could depend on the largesse of GH.

I'd like to take a peek inside his pantry.

GH has his "manservant" (shudder) open the pantry door.

consult the directory . . .

pull out a relevant *urk* cook book -

and go to the larder for supplies (or if supplies are low, perhaps to the nursery)

bon appetit, Ring

Personally, I think you have opened a real can of worms with that last post

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uncle phil · 02-19-2009, 01:35 PM

he's dead...

ring · 02-19-2009, 06:22 PM

Why did he need that Elizabethan collar?

Were they afraid he wouldn't leave his stitches alone?

I must now repair, within, to check on the little brass cauldron, to add to
its simmering contents.

Timing is crucial.

ring · 02-20-2009, 07:06 AM

This, incense burner/cauldron I have,
works wonders,
you'll see.
It will magically right itself, in a few whiles.

uncle phil · 02-20-2009, 07:17 AM

the lizard king is dead...

BadNick · 02-20-2009, 07:26 AM

sadly, Iggy my pet iguana also died prematurely...at about 6 years old he was just an adolescent iguana

ring · 02-21-2009, 12:36 PM

The potion is near completion,
but alas I cannot do this alone.
I need one more item.
You know what it is.

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-21-2009, 12:43 PM

um, virgin blood, or the twinkle in my undead I?

uncle phil · 02-21-2009, 12:47 PM

i'll keep looking...

BadNick · 02-21-2009, 09:14 PM

I've been dead before. Sometimes I still am.

uncle phil · 02-22-2009, 01:08 PM

him, too...

BadNick · 02-22-2009, 08:30 PM

I always liked Warren Zevon, too.

By the way, I'm sorry I haven't voted in this pole yet. I need to keep my options open.

uncle phil · 02-23-2009, 03:26 AM

here, vote on this pole...

Ourcrazymodern? · 02-28-2009, 12:32 PM

Is that pole dead, too?

ring · 02-28-2009, 01:44 PM

..ah well...maybe it's best to let him rest in pieces.

cdwonderful · 02-28-2009, 04:27 PM

I had thought I was dead but my leg just fell asleep
still waiting for it to wake up...

ring · 02-28-2009, 05:17 PM

...and I am waiting for my left eyelid to stop twitching...

cdwonderful · 02-28-2009, 05:21 PM

toothpicks work good

uncle phil · 03-01-2009, 04:46 AM

on a more somber note...

"Hello Americans!" Paul Harvey...Good Night! - Raw Fisher

Ourcrazymodern? · 03-14-2009, 08:33 AM

Do the ones who are presumed dead count? Is the potion ready yet? Has mortality abandoned us?

View Poll Results: Am I dead?
I stabbed you with a fork. On the fork the words "Property of Mental Health Dept"	4	16.00%
You have Cancer. Lots of people die of cancer. You are just one of them. Get over it.	1	4.00%
The gas leaked -then you did. Very unbecoming.	1	4.00%
Why do you jaywalk? You leave very big dents on cars.	2	8.00%
There are X's over your eyes and your mouth is sewn shut. You smell too much for me to answer.	3	12.00%
Blam! Blam!BLAM! Why did you need that 3 dollars in your wallet? Should I say more?	1	4.00%
You were homeless. You made a nest in a "Tunnel". A Drcomputer rerouted the sewage.	1	4.00%
Turbo, from American Gladiators thought you had a nice tight earhole.	4	16.00%
Dude, you confused Alcoholics Anonymous with Cannibals Anonymous. Last time you make that mistake.	3	12.00%
Morrison, Hendrix and someone not as great -You -drown in your own vomit	5	20.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

04-08-2007, 12:23 PM	#81 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	"blue smurf" liquor in the front. "blue smurf" poker in the rear. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-08-2007, 02:55 PM	#84 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you're dead, buddy... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-08-2007, 03:49 PM	#85 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	so, am I dead too? And Astro, do you mean it's made from squished smurfs, or that smurfs produce it? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-08-2007, 04:57 PM	#87 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	DADDY!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

04-08-2007, 01:56 PM	#83 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Smurfblood -drink of champions. Next?

04-08-2007, 05:46 PM	#88 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	SG, you are sub-dead. Smurfs make it and are it. -Enjoy!

04-08-2007, 06:40 PM	#89 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Mmmmmm toasts a glass of smurfy goodness __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-11-2007, 11:45 AM	#90 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	There was no goodness in the smurfs, as hard as they tried. It wasn't you who threw up on my tombstone, was it? Your Astrocloudness, please check the oracle. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-12-2007, 08:26 PM	#92 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	OCM I've never puked on anything other than in a toilet __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

04-13-2007, 05:11 AM	#93 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Does puke work for readings also, Astro? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

04-14-2007, 06:38 PM	#95 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Damn! & I just got back from eating a very fine steak! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-18-2009, 05:01 PM	#96 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Where art thou, Astrocloud? I saw your oracle in a dream. The rust might come off with the correct magic.

02-19-2009, 05:38 AM	#97 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	he's dead ring...........but i sure miss that bastard __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-19-2009, 06:38 AM	#98 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	No. I won't have it. Who wants to help me formulate a re-animation potion?

02-19-2009, 06:53 AM	#99 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	a re-astromation potion........hell yeah,i'm in __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-19-2009, 08:32 AM	#100 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	We need supplies. Perhaps we could depend on the largesse of GH. I'd like to take a peek inside his pantry.

02-19-2009, 01:35 PM	#102 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	he's dead... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-19-2009, 06:22 PM	#103 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Why did he need that Elizabethan collar? Were they afraid he wouldn't leave his stitches alone? I must now repair, within, to check on the little brass cauldron, to add to its simmering contents. Timing is crucial. Last edited by ring; 02-19-2009 at 07:07 PM.. Reason: A miniscule spelling error.

02-20-2009, 07:06 AM	#104 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This, incense burner/cauldron I have, works wonders, you'll see. It will magically right itself, in a few whiles.

02-20-2009, 07:17 AM	#105 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the lizard king is dead... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-20-2009, 07:26 AM	#106 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	sadly, Iggy my pet iguana also died prematurely...at about 6 years old he was just an adolescent iguana

02-21-2009, 12:36 PM	#107 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	The potion is near completion, but alas I cannot do this alone. I need one more item. You know what it is. Last edited by ring; 02-21-2009 at 12:44 PM.. Reason: sun spots

02-21-2009, 12:43 PM	#108 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	um, virgin blood, or the twinkle in my undead I? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-21-2009, 12:47 PM	#109 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i'll keep looking... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-21-2009, 09:14 PM	#110 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I've been dead before. Sometimes I still am.

02-22-2009, 01:08 PM	#111 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	him, too... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-22-2009, 08:30 PM	#112 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I always liked Warren Zevon, too. By the way, I'm sorry I haven't voted in this pole yet. I need to keep my options open.

02-23-2009, 03:26 AM	#113 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	here, vote on this pole... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-28-2009, 12:32 PM	#114 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Is that pole dead, too? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

02-28-2009, 01:44 PM	#115 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	..ah well...maybe it's best to let him rest in pieces.

02-28-2009, 04:27 PM	#116 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	I had thought I was dead but my leg just fell asleep still waiting for it to wake up... __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

02-28-2009, 05:17 PM	#117 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	...and I am waiting for my left eyelid to stop twitching...

02-28-2009, 05:21 PM	#118 (permalink)
cdwonderful another passenger Location: Youngstown, Ohio	toothpicks work good __________________ Never try to teach a pig to whistle it wastes your time, and annoys the pig.....

03-01-2009, 04:46 AM	#119 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	on a more somber note... "Hello Americans!" Paul Harvey...Good Night! - Raw Fisher __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.