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02-10-2007, 08:59 PM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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The State of Nonsense
Greetings denizens of Nonsense!
I fear that Nonsense has been experiencing some growing pains of late. Our membership has been caught taking things far too seriously. This cannot continue!! Henceforth you will all consume consume on Tuesday! I would also like for us all to take a moment out of our busy week to thank brother billege... it was from his sweaty loins that did burst forth a forum in which we could see pepperoni and pantyhose, flyman's (now fly) ass and post endless threads about nothing but counting down numbers. A round of Guinness for everyone (and if you don't like Guinness, what's wrong with you?)!! Here's to uncle_mystro and his tunage! Here's to the man love that doth exist between fly and paddyjoe! Here's to new arrivals like ourcrazymodern and sharon... they may smell like rotting fish heads but that's OK. We love you all the same. Here's to Giant Hamburger may his brood one day devour his meaty carcass in the great circle of undeath. Here's to all of us... the bent who were told to get bent, the salty dogs told to rub salt, the clueless who refuse to buy a vowel. Here's to another round of Guinness and a helping of Nutella and Cheese. Thank you all for being the best source of procrastination a procrastinating procrastinator could have! i am going to stop now because I think I feel tears coming on... not because I have drifted into the maudlin but because my laptop monitor just closed on my fingers.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 02-11-2007 at 04:01 AM.. |
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02-11-2007, 03:24 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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when the truth is found
to be lies...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-11-2007, 08:56 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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Here's to the Guinness
hide the Nutella and Cheese.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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02-11-2007, 12:04 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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charlie, do you NEED somebody to love you...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-11-2007, 04:29 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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does charlie love nutella?
does nutella love charlie? does charlie NEED to love nutella? these are burning questions that beg to be answered...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-11-2007, 08:12 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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he's a fucked up Canadian..........so i'm gonna have to say .....yes to all of the above.  *and i know i ain't gettin' no points for that one.* |
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02-12-2007, 07:08 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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shots of nuts or a shot to the nuts?
That is the real question. The joy within my has died. I need somebody to love... So that's why I come to Uncle Hal's TFP Hall of Nonsense! Come on down to the Hall of Nonsense where you can have dinosaurs lick nutella from your shiny forehead or consume vast quantities of molten black sperm (for a limited time only!!) from the loins of the new leader of the Universe. Step right up!!!
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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02-12-2007, 10:00 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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...for your chance to win a NEW CAR, or a stale cheese-burger!
Door number three or the booby-prize? If I was in Singapore, I'd be there like white on rice, Xxx!
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02-13-2007, 06:41 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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OK. If I can get serious for a moment.
If you guys don't start acting up I am going to have to start issuing some temporary bans. You guys are really upsetting me.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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02-13-2007, 03:41 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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i can't find a map of delaware...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-13-2007, 07:03 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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ban away man...........like that is gonna solve anything......joe's still here. fuckin' whiners nowadays.  Quote:
the only map you need phil,is one straight to Moe's........... Last edited by Fly; 02-13-2007 at 07:04 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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02-14-2007, 04:41 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"The state...of Nonsense...Makesnosense..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-15-2007, 07:28 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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Hanging from a tree by my feet in a noose and swinging quite madly back and forth was not the best way to watch it, but the yeti and that woman still put on a heckuva show!
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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT
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02-16-2007, 05:55 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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You have to love the Spartans and their warrior bikes.
Nothing fancy about their bikes, you might say they are spartan (or maybe not).
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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02-16-2007, 01:19 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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Quote:
http://www.arta.com.au/L8-9.html
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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02-17-2007, 11:32 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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& lo! On the horizon appeared a vision which almost everyone could see, but noone understood it. The ones who couldn't see it accused the others of hallucinating. The crowd marvelled and went wild.
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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT
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