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Old 02-20-2007, 06:34 AM   #41 (permalink)
 
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:43 AM   #42 (permalink)
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The fluttering sensation inside bothered the one thinking he knew; once the hypnosis kicked in all was well.
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Old 02-23-2007, 05:01 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Stinkman... that incredibly emphatic.

Welcome to the state of nonsense.
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Old 02-23-2007, 08:40 PM   #44 (permalink)
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when are you gonna dial in your damn phone thread again Charlie?

fuck sakes............
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Old 02-24-2007, 12:37 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Dude... I just updated it a couple days ago...
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:09 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Oooh, laddie, you'd best get a longer kilt.
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:03 PM   #47 (permalink)
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if is naught Scottish is crrrrap...........
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:22 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Scotch-Irish as well, I'm inferrin', just because I have a bit.
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:26 AM   #49 (permalink)
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...just because I have a bit.
So this is why you can wear a shorter kilt?
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Old 02-25-2007, 01:22 PM   #50 (permalink)
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um...yes.
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:41 AM   #51 (permalink)
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There is something wrong...

This place needs some cleaning:

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Old 02-19-2008, 03:48 AM   #52 (permalink)
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better than one of those those big red bags that hang on the back of bathroom doors...
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:09 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Phil... you're right. This thread needs some serious cleansing...

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Old 02-20-2008, 03:24 AM   #54 (permalink)
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wow...like a super - bidet...
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Old 02-20-2008, 07:02 AM   #55 (permalink)
 
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Enigmatic...

What is the State of Nonsense's bird, song.. license plate...?

off to rummage for lunacy-toons.

" SEAT SAVED!"

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Old 02-20-2008, 01:03 PM   #56 (permalink)
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here's a license plate that will keep the tin-foil hats glowing:


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Old 02-20-2008, 07:25 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Joe, Fly and Phil... just hanging out at Moe's.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:41 AM   #58 (permalink)
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miss nonsense?


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Old 02-21-2008, 05:33 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Ahh, not to worry Charlie. There's always room at Moe's for you......


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Old 02-21-2008, 07:59 AM   #60 (permalink)
 
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Our Anthem....


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Old 02-21-2008, 05:06 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Goddam it... how did I become Shemp? Well... at least I'm not Zeppo.
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:19 PM   #62 (permalink)
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better yet...

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Old 02-21-2008, 05:23 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Goddam it... how did I become Shemp? Well... at least I'm not Zeppo.
Could be worse, you could be Curly Joe

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Old 02-27-2008, 09:10 AM   #64 (permalink)
 
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Dancing the fandango tango whilst peeling mangoes..
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:49 PM   #65 (permalink)
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in the middle of the persimmon patch...
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:05 PM   #66 (permalink)
 
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Dang.. that sounds like a name Gene Simmons woulda
named his progeny...

Persimmon!
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:16 PM   #67 (permalink)
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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE...AND I BRING YOU...





PERSIMMONS!!!
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:20 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Just watch out for the rind... it will dry your mouth out faster than a desert sandstorm.
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:13 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Joe, Fly and Phil... just hanging out at Moe's.


is that joe,fly and phil..........left to right?

......or right to left?


still not sure which one i'm 'spossed to be.......

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PERSIMMONS!!!



nicely done phil............gotta like a bit of heat eh?


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Old 02-29-2008, 02:11 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Fly...

from left to right... Phil, Fly and Joe.
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:32 AM   #71 (permalink)
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bastards...
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Old 02-29-2008, 10:14 AM   #72 (permalink)
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bastards...
not me! I didn't start this one.....



ya knucklehead...
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:35 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Fly...

from left to right... Phil, Fly and Joe.


i can deal with that.......i guess....



Quote:
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bastards...


right beside you on this one buddy......



bastards...



Quote:
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not me! I didn't start this one.....



ya knucklehead...


is that your tail between your legs joe?.........



nuetered?




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Old 02-29-2008, 07:58 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE...AND I BRING YOU...





PERSIMMONS!!!
Come on down to Arthur Brown's crazy world of Produce!
It's not just a great spontaneous apple creation, but persimmons, guavas, bing and bod cherries, and yes! We have bananas today - red, white, and blue, direct from the famed banana groves of Calais.

Well, I was gong to say the State Bird of the State of Nonsense should be the Penguin, specifically the Jackass Penguin in Honor of Fly or Joe depending on who posted most recently, but then, that would make sense, so instead, I give you...

The Norwegian Blue (Resting)

For the State Song, again, I was thinking "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave and Grooving With a Pict", but again, that would stand to reason, and since we stand against reason,l it would not be a reasonable choice.

Therefore I suggest we narrow it down to "With a Little Bit of Luck" from My Fair Lady, or "Yes, We Have no Bananas" from whatever recess of my noggin it oozed.

/This is a quadruple post, which will be merged.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:29 PM   #75 (permalink)
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"Smile like a princess but bite like a snake -
Got ice in her veins and a heart that don't ache.
She a nut-cutting bitch and that's no lie,
Hack 'em both off with a gleam in her eye..."

(thanks, carl h...)
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:24 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Watch out. Sounds like this one.

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Old 03-18-2008, 08:14 AM   #77 (permalink)
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"No, it's still resting."
..."This parrot should be pushing up daisies..."
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:43 AM   #78 (permalink)
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It's not pinin'. It's passed on. It has ceased to be. Bereft of life, it rests in piece. It's a stiff. It's snuffed it. It's shuffled off this mortal coil, run up the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule. This is an ex-parrot.

It's eight o' clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
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Old 03-18-2008, 05:14 PM   #79 (permalink)
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wow Top.......


nicely done man......



*wishes he had an exploding penguin*
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:35 AM   #80 (permalink)
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/me wanders out of the room shaking his head...
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