The State of Nonsense
 

Greetings denizens of Nonsense!

I fear that Nonsense has been experiencing some growing pains of late. Our membership has been caught taking things far too seriously.

This cannot continue!!

Henceforth you will all consume consume on Tuesday!

I would also like for us all to take a moment out of our busy week to thank brother billege... it was from his sweaty loins that did burst forth a forum in which we could see pepperoni and pantyhose, flyman's (now fly) ass and post endless threads about nothing but counting down numbers.

A round of Guinness for everyone (and if you don't like Guinness, what's wrong with you?)!!

Here's to uncle_mystro and his tunage!

Here's to the man love that doth exist between fly and paddyjoe!

Here's to new arrivals like ourcrazymodern and sharon... they may smell like rotting fish heads but that's OK. We love you all the same.

Here's to Giant Hamburger may his brood one day devour his meaty carcass in the great circle of undeath.

Here's to all of us... the bent who were told to get bent, the salty dogs told to rub salt, the clueless who refuse to buy a vowel.

Here's to another round of Guinness and a helping of Nutella and Cheese.

Thank you all for being the best source of procrastination a procrastinating procrastinator could have!

i am going to stop now because I think I feel tears coming on... not because I have drifted into the maudlin but because my laptop monitor just closed on my fingers.

Here's to little white pills with crosses on them being plentiful and cheap in Singapore........

fuckin' eh joe.............all the man love to be sent Charlie's way.

*even if he is on pills*

Remember what the dormouse said: Feed your head!

when the truth is found
to be lies...

and all the joy within you
...dies:no:

Is there any Guinness left?

Charlie.........do you want somebody to love you?

Only as we all do.

The red cards all lined up
the black ones came behind
and if I drew the right ones
It was only in my mind.

Here's to dinosaurs!
http://nascarulz.tripod.com/djurassicscene1.jpg

and to the Yellowstone Caldera Super Volcano!
http://www.unmuseum.org/sthelenaex.jpg

and friendly bees!
http://www.shocku.com/img/news/bees.jpg

BUZZAH!

Here's to the Guinness
hide the Nutella and Cheese.

charlie, do you NEED somebody to love you...

Nutella shots!

shots of nuts????


wtf?

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

You can find a woman on Rue Ste. Catherines, who will do shots of nuts haha

Try Nutella shots, first.

You won't catch anything from it.

does charlie love nutella?

does nutella love charlie?

does charlie NEED to love nutella?

these are burning questions that beg to be answered...

I have begged (in my mind)
and truly loved Nutella.
Hazelnutty goodness...

he's a fucked up Canadian..........so i'm gonna have to say .....yes to all of the above.

:D


*and i know i ain't gettin' no points for that one.*

http://www.beatles-photos.co.uk/images/frameHD9207.jpg

Beatles or Crickets?

http://images.ciao.com/iuk/images/pr...s__5950670.jpg

http://www.milosh.net/photo/usa99/beatle.jpg
or
http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg

shots of nuts or a shot to the nuts?

That is the real question.

The joy within my has died.
I need somebody to love...


So that's why I come to Uncle Hal's TFP Hall of Nonsense!

Come on down to the Hall of Nonsense where you can have dinosaurs lick nutella from your shiny forehead or consume vast quantities of molten black sperm (for a limited time only!!) from the loins of the new leader of the Universe.

Step right up!!!

...for your chance to win a NEW CAR, or a stale cheese-burger!

Door number three or the booby-prize?
If I was in Singapore, I'd be there like white on rice, Xxx!

Serious nonsense
becoming impossible
defeats the purpose.

(I'd only intentionally upset you in person, Xxx.)

i can't find a map of delaware...

I can't find a user's guide to anything I want to use...

ban away man...........like that is gonna solve anything......joe's still here.:D


fuckin' whiners nowadays.

:orly:



the only map you need phil,is one straight to Moe's...........:D

"The state...of Nonsense...Makesnosense..."

Hanging from a tree by my feet in a noose and swinging quite madly back and forth was not the best way to watch it, but the yeti and that woman still put on a heckuva show!

I think I just had one of those spontaneous moments!:thumbsup:

Okay, several moments, but it was a very large jar!:oogle: :)

MADNESS? THIS IS...
http://www.bikesandberries.com/sparta.jpg
Bicycling Capitol of America!

You have to love the Spartans and their warrior bikes.

Nothing fancy about their bikes, you might say they are spartan (or maybe not).

http://www.arta.com.au/L8-9.html

& lo! On the horizon appeared a vision which almost everyone could see, but noone understood it. The ones who couldn't see it accused the others of hallucinating. The crowd marvelled and went wild.

don't worry flyboy, he knows just where to find Moes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...Pattecs006.jpg

4423...

i see he even needs the door to hold him up eh.........


hahhahhah......lookin' good mo........er......i mean phil.

redundancy never repeats itself.