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The State of Nonsense
Greetings denizens of Nonsense!
I fear that Nonsense has been experiencing some growing pains of late. Our membership has been caught taking things far too seriously. This cannot continue!! Henceforth you will all consume consume on Tuesday! I would also like for us all to take a moment out of our busy week to thank brother billege... it was from his sweaty loins that did burst forth a forum in which we could see pepperoni and pantyhose, flyman's (now fly) ass and post endless threads about nothing but counting down numbers. A round of Guinness for everyone (and if you don't like Guinness, what's wrong with you?)!! Here's to uncle_mystro and his tunage! Here's to the man love that doth exist between fly and paddyjoe! Here's to new arrivals like ourcrazymodern and sharon... they may smell like rotting fish heads but that's OK. We love you all the same. Here's to Giant Hamburger may his brood one day devour his meaty carcass in the great circle of undeath. Here's to all of us... the bent who were told to get bent, the salty dogs told to rub salt, the clueless who refuse to buy a vowel. Here's to another round of Guinness and a helping of Nutella and Cheese. Thank you all for being the best source of procrastination a procrastinating procrastinator could have! i am going to stop now because I think I feel tears coming on... not because I have drifted into the maudlin but because my laptop monitor just closed on my fingers. |
Here's to little white pills with crosses on them being plentiful and cheap in Singapore........
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fuckin' eh joe.............all the man love to be sent Charlie's way.
*even if he is on pills* |
Remember what the dormouse said: Feed your head!
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when the truth is found
to be lies... |
and all the joy within you
...dies:no: Is there any Guinness left? |
Charlie.........do you want somebody to love you?
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Only as we all do.
The red cards all lined up the black ones came behind and if I drew the right ones It was only in my mind. |
Here's to dinosaurs!
http://nascarulz.tripod.com/djurassicscene1.jpg and to the Yellowstone Caldera Super Volcano! http://www.unmuseum.org/sthelenaex.jpg and friendly bees! http://www.shocku.com/img/news/bees.jpg BUZZAH! |
Here's to the Guinness
hide the Nutella and Cheese. |
charlie, do you NEED somebody to love you...
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Nutella shots!
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shots of nuts????
wtf? |
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.
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Try Nutella shots, first.
You won't catch anything from it. |
does charlie love nutella?
does nutella love charlie? does charlie NEED to love nutella? these are burning questions that beg to be answered... |
I have begged (in my mind)
and truly loved Nutella. Hazelnutty goodness... |
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he's a fucked up Canadian..........so i'm gonna have to say .....yes to all of the above. :D *and i know i ain't gettin' no points for that one.* |
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shots of nuts or a shot to the nuts?
That is the real question. The joy within my has died. I need somebody to love... So that's why I come to Uncle Hal's TFP Hall of Nonsense! Come on down to the Hall of Nonsense where you can have dinosaurs lick nutella from your shiny forehead or consume vast quantities of molten black sperm (for a limited time only!!) from the loins of the new leader of the Universe. Step right up!!! |
...for your chance to win a NEW CAR, or a stale cheese-burger!
Door number three or the booby-prize? If I was in Singapore, I'd be there like white on rice, Xxx! |
OK. If I can get serious for a moment.
If you guys don't start acting up I am going to have to start issuing some temporary bans. You guys are really upsetting me. |
Serious nonsense
becoming impossible defeats the purpose. (I'd only intentionally upset you in person, Xxx.) |
i can't find a map of delaware...
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I can't find a user's guide to anything I want to use...
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ban away man...........like that is gonna solve anything......joe's still here.:D fuckin' whiners nowadays. :orly: Quote:
the only map you need phil,is one straight to Moe's...........:D |
"The state...of Nonsense...Makesnosense..."
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Hanging from a tree by my feet in a noose and swinging quite madly back and forth was not the best way to watch it, but the yeti and that woman still put on a heckuva show!
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I think I just had one of those spontaneous moments!:thumbsup:
Okay, several moments, but it was a very large jar!:oogle: :) |
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You have to love the Spartans and their warrior bikes.
Nothing fancy about their bikes, you might say they are spartan (or maybe not). |
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http://www.arta.com.au/L8-9.html |
& lo! On the horizon appeared a vision which almost everyone could see, but noone understood it. The ones who couldn't see it accused the others of hallucinating. The crowd marvelled and went wild.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...Pattecs006.jpg |
4423...
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i see he even needs the door to hold him up eh.........
hahhahhah......lookin' good mo........er......i mean phil. |
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redundancy never repeats itself.
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The fluttering sensation inside bothered the one thinking he knew; once the hypnosis kicked in all was well.
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Stinkman... that incredibly emphatic.
Welcome to the state of nonsense. |
when are you gonna dial in your damn phone thread again Charlie?
fuck sakes............ |
Dude... I just updated it a couple days ago...
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Oooh, laddie, you'd best get a longer kilt.
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if is naught Scottish is crrrrap...........
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Scotch-Irish as well, I'm inferrin', just because I have a bit.:) :thumbsup:
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um...yes.:lol: :lol: :bowdown: :lol:
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There is something wrong...
This place needs some cleaning: http://www.kej.pl/obrazy/serwis_obra..._kanka_min.jpg |
better than one of those those big red bags that hang on the back of bathroom doors...
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Phil... you're right. This thread needs some serious cleansing...
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wow...like a super - bidet...
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Enigmatic...
What is the State of Nonsense's bird, song.. license plate...? off to rummage for lunacy-toons. " SEAT SAVED!" |
here's a license plate that will keep the tin-foil hats glowing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l/JFKplate.jpg |
Joe, Fly and Phil... just hanging out at Moe's.
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/images/vcvg20.jpg |
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Ahh, not to worry Charlie. There's always room at Moe's for you......
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1203600696 |
Our Anthem....
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Goddam it... how did I become Shemp? Well... at least I'm not Zeppo.
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better yet...
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http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Deritaport.jpg |
Dancing the fandango tango whilst peeling mangoes..
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in the middle of the persimmon patch...
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Dang.. that sounds like a name Gene Simmons woulda
named his progeny... Persimmon! |
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE...AND I BRING YOU...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../persimmon.jpg PERSIMMONS!!! |
Just watch out for the rind... it will dry your mouth out faster than a desert sandstorm.
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is that joe,fly and phil..........left to right? ......or right to left? still not sure which one i'm 'spossed to be.......:thumbsup: Quote:
nicely done phil............gotta like a bit of heat eh? :eek: |
Fly...
from left to right... Phil, Fly and Joe. |
bastards...
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ya knucklehead... |
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i can deal with that.......i guess....:orly: Quote:
right beside you on this one buddy...... bastards... Quote:
is that your tail between your legs joe?......... nuetered? :D:D:D:D:D |
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It's not just a great spontaneous apple creation, but persimmons, guavas, bing and bod cherries, and yes! We have bananas today - red, white, and blue, direct from the famed banana groves of Calais. Well, I was gong to say the State Bird of the State of Nonsense should be the Penguin, specifically the Jackass Penguin in Honor of Fly or Joe depending on who posted most recently, but then, that would make sense, so instead, I give you... http://atangledweb.typepad.com/weblo...ead_parrot.jpg The Norwegian Blue (Resting) For the State Song, again, I was thinking "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave and Grooving With a Pict", but again, that would stand to reason, and since we stand against reason,l it would not be a reasonable choice. Therefore I suggest we narrow it down to "With a Little Bit of Luck" from My Fair Lady, or "Yes, We Have no Bananas" from whatever recess of my noggin it oozed. /This is a quadruple post, which will be merged. |
"Smile like a princess but bite like a snake -
Got ice in her veins and a heart that don't ache. She a nut-cutting bitch and that's no lie, Hack 'em both off with a gleam in her eye..." (thanks, carl h...) |
Watch out. Sounds like this one.
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"...Imagine my surprise when I discovered this parrot was only sitting on its perch because it had been nailed there!"
"No, it's still resting." ..."This parrot should be pushing up daisies..." & |
It's not pinin'. It's passed on. It has ceased to be. Bereft of life, it rests in piece. It's a stiff. It's snuffed it. It's shuffled off this mortal coil, run up the curtain, and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule. This is an ex-parrot.
It's eight o' clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. |
wow Top.......
nicely done man...... *wishes he had an exploding penguin* |
/me wanders out of the room shaking his head...
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Marshmallow. Obsequious. Interdisciplinary. Cob. Panjandum. Absquatulate. Mica. Snort. Pickle. Gestalt. Incardine. Spigot. Cress. Impermeable. Cytoplasm. Zarf. Zinc. Zephyr. Askew. Dibbler. Oddment. Orts. Congeries. Formication. Circumtheosodomgnosis.
That is all. |
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