Charlatan

Greetings denizens of Nonsense!

I fear that Nonsense has been experiencing some growing pains of late. Our membership has been caught taking things far too seriously.

This cannot continue!!

Henceforth you will all consume consume on Tuesday!

I would also like for us all to take a moment out of our busy week to thank brother billege... it was from his sweaty loins that did burst forth a forum in which we could see pepperoni and pantyhose, flyman's (now fly) ass and post endless threads about nothing but counting down numbers.

A round of Guinness for everyone (and if you don't like Guinness, what's wrong with you?)!!

Here's to uncle_mystro and his tunage!

Here's to the man love that doth exist between fly and paddyjoe!

Here's to new arrivals like ourcrazymodern and sharon... they may smell like rotting fish heads but that's OK. We love you all the same.

Here's to Giant Hamburger may his brood one day devour his meaty carcass in the great circle of undeath.

Here's to all of us... the bent who were told to get bent, the salty dogs told to rub salt, the clueless who refuse to buy a vowel.

Here's to another round of Guinness and a helping of Nutella and Cheese.

Thank you all for being the best source of procrastination a procrastinating procrastinator could have!

i am going to stop now because I think I feel tears coming on... not because I have drifted into the maudlin but because my laptop monitor just closed on my fingers.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke