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What's The Question Again?
In this game, you have to ask a question that would prompt the answer given in the post above yours. You then issue a new answer.
Of course, the more ridiculous the question, the better. Extra credit if your newly given answer could also answer your own question. E.g.: Quote:
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I'll start. Answer: Tinned sardines with chocolate sauce. |
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Have you taken your pills today Uncle Phil?
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(This is kind of suppose to work like it did on Johnny Carson, huh?)
You didn't leave answer though for me to leave a question... Maybe I'm missing the point? OK. I'll try.... (dismiss this post if I'm off target). A: A 3-legged dog and a pup tent. |
Q: What's the weirdest Christmas present you got?
A: A man in a red suit took my cookies, my milk, and farted before leaving. |
Q: whats the worst part about December?
A: Green Chili Peppers |
Q: Worst ice cream topping ever?
A: Pepperoni, although it seemed like a good idea at the time. |
Q: What was the worst flavored sex oil you ever tried?
A: Broken over the head of a Norwegian Midget. |
Q: What happened to your leg?
A: It's a long story, but the police did it. And I don't blame them. |
Q: Why are you all bruised, yet have that look of satisfaction?
A: The feeling of control that goes with it. |
Q: Masturbating with a realdoll again?! What do you like so much about it?
A: Inflation. |
(I'm so glad I'm on the plane!)
Q: What costs us more every day? A: That strange alien who hangs by the 7-11. |
Q: Alf? Who's Alf?
A: Diesel engines, usually. |
Q: What's loud and smelly and very powerful?
A: The Lady of the Lake. |
Q: You slept with WHO, for goodness sake?
A: The cookie monster. |
Q: Who's the blue private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
A: Only that one time but we were in Borneo so I don't think it really counts. |
Q: Did you ever see a guy eat his own leg?
A: It's my favourite auto-canibalistic recipe! |
Q: What do you mean Ford-eaten-by-Buick stew?
A: Well, I didn't, but my sister did, and her boyfriend's sister... and their boyfriends watched in horror! |
Q: When did you figure out your sister's boyfriend didn't really care for girls?
A: Rainbows and unicorns. |
Q: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..." So what are a few of your favourite things?
A: Dildoes. Covered in chocolate. And cherries. |
Q: When are batteries inadvisable?
A: You might get hit in the eye. |
Q: Why is attempting to catch Smarties in your mouth inadvisable?
A: They have been known to kill animals and small children. |
Q: Why did they take the Snorks off the air?
A: 17 midgets, 3 wheels of cheese, and a gay reindeer |
Q: On the 4th day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me?
A: Gonorrhea. |
Q: What is the word on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just before the line "We will not let you go"?
A: Fudge Packer. |
Q: What might you accidentally say if you repeat "padge fucker" over and over really fast?
A: Grasshopper droppings if you're good, but ladybug pus if you're not. |
Q: What did the mother robin say to her offspring in an attempt to make them behave?
A: He was waiting there for me, and I was elsewhere. |
Q: I saw SirLance at the airport earlier. He was cold and he was pissed off, and he was cursing you under his breath... why?
A: Manure. I hate manure... |
Q: Your garden looks so sickly - what chemicals have you been using?
A: You name it, I've probably haven't tried it. |
Q: Have you met my good friends "soap" and "deodorant"?
A: Only when I scrath behind his ear. |
Q: Does Daniel_ just giggle randomly all the frigging time?
A: Four tequila shots and I'm yours for the night. |
Q: Well...what did she say?
A: Ooooh, I've never seen anything quite like that! |
Q: Why should you never consider a proctologist as your friend?
A: Now I don't want to alarm you, but this may hurt a bit... |
Q: Please, doctor, explain your instrument.
A: The drop-off we're confronting. |
Q: What is THAT in your trousers?!
A: A roll of quarters. |
Q: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
A: Whats that smell? |
Q:What is the smell of Napalm in the Morning?
A:That is from a really good movie. |
Q: I like that quote... where's it from?
A: My fine ass. |
Q: To what do you attribute your success?
A: I had more than a little trouble finding my way home. |
Q: You were kinda drunk last night... did you find your way home ok?
A: Trans-sexual transvestite lactose-intolerant neo-nazi eskimos. |
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