What's The Question Again?
 

In this game, you have to ask a question that would prompt the answer given in the post above yours. You then issue a new answer.

Of course, the more ridiculous the question, the better. Extra credit if your newly given answer could also answer your own question.

E.g.:

You get the idea. :)

I'll start.

Answer: Tinned sardines with chocolate sauce.

..stone..?

Have you taken your pills today Uncle Phil?

(This is kind of suppose to work like it did on Johnny Carson, huh?)

You didn't leave answer though for me to leave a question...
Maybe I'm missing the point?
OK. I'll try.... (dismiss this post if I'm off target).

A: A 3-legged dog and a pup tent.

Q: What's the weirdest Christmas present you got?

A: A man in a red suit took my cookies, my milk, and farted before leaving.

Q: whats the worst part about December?

A: Green Chili Peppers

Q: Worst ice cream topping ever?

A: Pepperoni, although it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Q: What was the worst flavored sex oil you ever tried?

A: Broken over the head of a Norwegian Midget.

Q: What happened to your leg?

A: It's a long story, but the police did it. And I don't blame them.

Q: Why are you all bruised, yet have that look of satisfaction?

A: The feeling of control that goes with it.

Q: Masturbating with a realdoll again?! What do you like so much about it?

A: Inflation.

(I'm so glad I'm on the plane!)

Q: What costs us more every day?

A: That strange alien who hangs by the 7-11.

Q: Alf? Who's Alf?

A: Diesel engines, usually.

Q: What's loud and smelly and very powerful?

A: The Lady of the Lake.

Q: You slept with WHO, for goodness sake?

A: The cookie monster.

Q: Who's the blue private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

A: Only that one time but we were in Borneo so I don't think it really counts.

Q: Did you ever see a guy eat his own leg?

A: It's my favourite auto-canibalistic recipe!

Q: What do you mean Ford-eaten-by-Buick stew?

A: Well, I didn't, but my sister did, and her boyfriend's sister... and their boyfriends watched in horror!

Q: When did you figure out your sister's boyfriend didn't really care for girls?

A: Rainbows and unicorns.

Q: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..." So what are a few of your favourite things?

A: Dildoes. Covered in chocolate. And cherries.

Q: When are batteries inadvisable?

A: You might get hit in the eye.

Q: Why is attempting to catch Smarties in your mouth inadvisable?

A: They have been known to kill animals and small children.

Q: Why did they take the Snorks off the air?

A: 17 midgets, 3 wheels of cheese, and a gay reindeer

Q: On the 4th day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me?

A: Gonorrhea.

Q: What is the word on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just before the line "We will not let you go"?

A: Fudge Packer.

Q: What might you accidentally say if you repeat "padge fucker" over and over really fast?

A: Grasshopper droppings if you're good, but ladybug pus if you're not.

Q: What did the mother robin say to her offspring in an attempt to make them behave?

A: He was waiting there for me, and I was elsewhere.

Q: I saw SirLance at the airport earlier. He was cold and he was pissed off, and he was cursing you under his breath... why?

A: Manure. I hate manure...

Q: Your garden looks so sickly - what chemicals have you been using?

A: You name it, I've probably haven't tried it.

Q: Have you met my good friends "soap" and "deodorant"?

A: Only when I scrath behind his ear.

Q: Does Daniel_ just giggle randomly all the frigging time?

A: Four tequila shots and I'm yours for the night.

Q: Well...what did she say?

A: Ooooh, I've never seen anything quite like that!

Q: Why should you never consider a proctologist as your friend?

A: Now I don't want to alarm you, but this may hurt a bit...

Q: Please, doctor, explain your instrument.

A: The drop-off we're confronting.

Q: What is THAT in your trousers?!

A: A roll of quarters.

Q: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A: Whats that smell?

Q:What is the smell of Napalm in the Morning?
A:That is from a really good movie.

Q: I like that quote... where's it from?
A: My fine ass.

Q: To what do you attribute your success?

A: I had more than a little trouble finding my way home.

Q: You were kinda drunk last night... did you find your way home ok?

A: Trans-sexual transvestite lactose-intolerant neo-nazi eskimos.