What's The Question Again?
 

In this game, you have to ask a question that would prompt the answer given in the post above yours. You then issue a new answer.

Of course, the more ridiculous the question, the better. Extra credit if your newly given answer could also answer your own question.

E.g.:

You get the idea. :)

I'll start.

Answer: Tinned sardines with chocolate sauce.

..stone..?

Have you taken your pills today Uncle Phil?

(This is kind of suppose to work like it did on Johnny Carson, huh?)

You didn't leave answer though for me to leave a question...
Maybe I'm missing the point?
OK. I'll try.... (dismiss this post if I'm off target).

A: A 3-legged dog and a pup tent.

Q: What's the weirdest Christmas present you got?

A: A man in a red suit took my cookies, my milk, and farted before leaving.

Q: whats the worst part about December?

A: Green Chili Peppers

Q: Worst ice cream topping ever?

A: Pepperoni, although it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Q: What was the worst flavored sex oil you ever tried?

A: Broken over the head of a Norwegian Midget.

Q: What happened to your leg?

A: It's a long story, but the police did it. And I don't blame them.

Q: Why are you all bruised, yet have that look of satisfaction?

A: The feeling of control that goes with it.

Q: Masturbating with a realdoll again?! What do you like so much about it?

A: Inflation.

(I'm so glad I'm on the plane!)

Q: What costs us more every day?

A: That strange alien who hangs by the 7-11.

Q: Alf? Who's Alf?

A: Diesel engines, usually.

Q: What's loud and smelly and very powerful?

A: The Lady of the Lake.

Q: You slept with WHO, for goodness sake?

A: The cookie monster.

Q: Who's the blue private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

A: Only that one time but we were in Borneo so I don't think it really counts.

Q: Did you ever see a guy eat his own leg?

A: It's my favourite auto-canibalistic recipe!

Q: What do you mean Ford-eaten-by-Buick stew?

A: Well, I didn't, but my sister did, and her boyfriend's sister... and their boyfriends watched in horror!

Q: When did you figure out your sister's boyfriend didn't really care for girls?

A: Rainbows and unicorns.

Q: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..." So what are a few of your favourite things?

A: Dildoes. Covered in chocolate. And cherries.

Q: When are batteries inadvisable?

A: You might get hit in the eye.

Q: Why is attempting to catch Smarties in your mouth inadvisable?

A: They have been known to kill animals and small children.

Q: Why did they take the Snorks off the air?

A: 17 midgets, 3 wheels of cheese, and a gay reindeer

Q: On the 4th day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me?

A: Gonorrhea.

Q: What is the word on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just before the line "We will not let you go"?

A: Fudge Packer.

Q: What might you accidentally say if you repeat "padge fucker" over and over really fast?

A: Grasshopper droppings if you're good, but ladybug pus if you're not.

Q: What did the mother robin say to her offspring in an attempt to make them behave?

A: He was waiting there for me, and I was elsewhere.

Q: I saw SirLance at the airport earlier. He was cold and he was pissed off, and he was cursing you under his breath... why?

A: Manure. I hate manure...

Q: Your garden looks so sickly - what chemicals have you been using?

A: You name it, I've probably haven't tried it.

Q: Have you met my good friends "soap" and "deodorant"?

A: Only when I scrath behind his ear.

Q: Does Daniel_ just giggle randomly all the frigging time?

A: Four tequila shots and I'm yours for the night.

Q: Well...what did she say?

A: Ooooh, I've never seen anything quite like that!

Q: Why should you never consider a proctologist as your friend?

A: Now I don't want to alarm you, but this may hurt a bit...

Q: Please, doctor, explain your instrument.

A: The drop-off we're confronting.

Q: What is THAT in your trousers?!

A: A roll of quarters.

Q: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A: Whats that smell?

Q:What is the smell of Napalm in the Morning?
A:That is from a really good movie.

Q: I like that quote... where's it from?
A: My fine ass.

Q: To what do you attribute your success?

A: I had more than a little trouble finding my way home.

Q: You were kinda drunk last night... did you find your way home ok?

A: Trans-sexual transvestite lactose-intolerant neo-nazi eskimos.

Q: What did you decide to go as last Halloween?

A: Grandfather perverts.

Q: Name the most unlikely humans you can think of.

A: Because there are sperm.

Q: I feel the contents of my drink gliding sensuously down my gullet. It's awesome, but I can't think why?!

A: Lubrication is the way forward.

(Darlin'!)

Q: All around and backwards it works. What is it?

A: Everything you didn't understand when younger.

Q: Why didn't Santa Claus ever bring me what I asked for?

A: He is a diabolical genius!

um...
Q: Why was Satan expelled from heaven?

A: This bluish thing came up.

Q: Why did your last girlfriend decide to kill herself?

A: Hearing "huggably and rapably soft" behind the door.

Q: Why did Sharon abandon me?

A: Forgot to lock the cage.

Q: How did the cobras get into the sewers?

A: Boyo came home and freaked out.

Q: Surely he didn't do anything rash when he saw Bozo blowing his glass?

A: Getting a strict lesson.

Q: Where's OCM?

A: He decided to put his testicles on ice.

Q: What happened after Bill had his ninth kid?

A: Going, going, gone.

Q: Progressing quite quickly towards completion, and sounding like a fuzzy jackhammer, Jetstream was...?

A: It's where heaven comes from.

Q: Where are you located Waldo?

A: In your dreams.

Q: When I wished for something, where did I most often find it?

A: I have three of them.

Q: What do you have to say about testicles.

A: Kinda ballsy, don't ya think?

Q: What was wrong with what I said?

A: I didn't understand the question.

Q: What's the best thing to say to stall for time while trying to think of a good lie?

A: Because they're worth it!

Q: Why do men end up buying women nice things?

A: Weaklings, the lot of them!

Q: What are suicide bombers?

A: Mycelia.

Q: What is your favorite type of salad?

A: Green and leafy.

Q: How are trees different in the spring than they are in the winter? They're...?

A: Political correctness.

Q: Why didn't you call out your ex for the cheating, low-life, fuckin' stupid-ass scum loser bastard asshole who gave you herpes intentionally lying pussy-ass bitch for what that cock-sucking fucker truly is?

A: Because I'm a whore.

Q: Why must you dress like a prostitute?!?!?!

A: I suffer from a lack of parental supervision

Q: where did you get that tattoo of a beer bottle on your freakin' nose?


A: the eleventh commandment

Q: What happens if we should fail in our endeavors?

A: Ooga-Booga!

Q: What did you say?

A: Our fragile social structure.

Q: Why did the tower of humans fall down? (OMG PUN ALERT OR SOMETHING!!!)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

A: A big gust of wind

Q: So you accuse me of farting... I hope you've got a good reason. Did you sense something?

A: There is a disturbance in the force.

Q: Did you feel that, Yoda?

A: I was driving a little too fast.

Q: The valley that runs down the trail over the west bank of the glorious state of Natchez-Pierce was the site of my own hideous undoing. My whole family was lain waste, no care taken by the natives that even baby Coolidge was to be spared an ounce of pain. How I came to be spared, by the grace of God, I shall never know. I had been smashed in the head with a boulder over fourteen times by a young Indian brave. When I awoke, with eyes still stinging from the smouldering decimation, my large blue eyes looked up into the burning sun of the late summer sky. No sooner had I stirred when four horsemen approached my wilted carcasse. In their stilted English, they told me in great detail how they had massacred mine own Ma and Pa, how my elder brother Ham had given no resistance to his own flogging, and how easy it had been to make my sickly sister, Sarah Susanna, wail and sob like a sea creature. I clenched my long, graceful fingers into tight fists at my sides, and turning my head away, laughed quietly to OH MY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!!

*crash smash boom*


*tinkle tinkle*

BARRY, ARE YOU OKAY?!??!

BARRY?!

WAKE UP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*crying*

WHY
WHY
WHY

Oh, you're moving

Hi. How could you have not avoided the tree?!?!

~brought to you by Rasputina - My Captivity by Savages~


A: Greenpeace can cause more problems than PETA sometimes.

Q: Name a reason why financial backing can be detrimental.

A: They were landlocked and surrounded by enemies.

Q: Why does swiss cheese contain so many holes?

A: Three cups of flour and a little baking soda.

Q: This fruit punch is disgusting... what the hell did you put into it?!

A: A dead rat.

Q: Sarge push his cap over his brow and scratched his head with the butt of his police issue. They had got there too late to save 'Fingers' mcGoo. Still, he'd spilled his guts to the Feds earlier that day, looks like he got what was coming to him... 'What had the Lieutenant called him?'...

A: Spanky the clown and his dancing beaver.

Q: What was that pile of goo on the freeway yesterday?

A: (tic) She said she had to squeeze it, but she, and then she...

Q: Doctor in the ER asked what happened?

A: a wet hamster

Q: What's a good snack for a wet cat?

A: Poof!

Q: What does a British gay magician say to make things disappear?

A: Go away.

Q: What should you say to a telemarketer when they call?

A: Nail polish remover, paint thinner, and my mother in-law.

Q: Things I couldn't live without.

A: self addressed stamped envelope.

Q: Name two solvents and an abrasive.

A: That strange, seductive person at the grocery store.

Q: The cute gal that bags the groceries, that asks if you need help to your car when all you bought was a box of mints?

A: A paper clip, a rubber band, and a cocoanut.

Q: Oh, Mr. Costner! Would you please divulge to all your adoring fans around the world the secret to your success in the industry?

A: All I do is dance!

Q: How did you become a tiger bunny?

A: Perseverance and hard work.

Q: How does one become such a complete failure at life??

A: By spending all my money on hookers and cheap beer.

Q: How can one gain respect at this esteemed corporation of automobile maufacturing?

A: Stop beeping and turn on the Nascar.

Q: What my husband might say when I have the remote.

A: The little pink one in the middle.

Q: I heard what you said, are you sure what you meant?

A: It's just the way I smell.

Q: Is that a rose?

A: The alien in the corn field.

Q: How can we explain these crop failures?

A: Bad management and bad luck.

Q: Why is it that I am not able to drive this car?

A: Ride with me or ride don't at all, Big Boy. ;)

Q: What did the unwise driver say to the strangely attractive hitch-hiker?

A: I knew you would be here, waiting for me.

Q: What did the shepherd say to the condor?

A: A crying shame you now find yourself caged.

Q: what did the tiger say to the zoo-keeper?

A: stay still in the corner, and Ill set the cell-phone down.