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Old 01-19-2007, 10:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's The Question Again?

In this game, you have to ask a question that would prompt the answer given in the post above yours. You then issue a new answer.

Of course, the more ridiculous the question, the better. Extra credit if your newly given answer could also answer your own question.

E.g.:

Quote:
A: Tomorrow.
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Q: When will the sun come out?
A: I wouldn't bet on that happening.
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Q: Brad Pitt and Bruce Willis - potentially hot couple?
A: Absolutely, but it could be violent.
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Q: Would you let anything get between you and your Calvin Kleins?
You get the idea.

I'll start.

Answer: Tinned sardines with chocolate sauce.
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 01-20-2007, 06:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Have you taken your pills today Uncle Phil?
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Old 01-20-2007, 11:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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(This is kind of suppose to work like it did on Johnny Carson, huh?)

You didn't leave answer though for me to leave a question...
Maybe I'm missing the point?
OK. I'll try.... (dismiss this post if I'm off target).

A: A 3-legged dog and a pup tent.
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Q: What's the weirdest Christmas present you got?

A: A man in a red suit took my cookies, my milk, and farted before leaving.
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Q: whats the worst part about December?

A: Green Chili Peppers
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Q: Worst ice cream topping ever?

A: Pepperoni, although it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Old 01-21-2007, 06:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Q: What was the worst flavored sex oil you ever tried?

A: Broken over the head of a Norwegian Midget.
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Old 01-21-2007, 07:19 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Q: What happened to your leg?

A: It's a long story, but the police did it. And I don't blame them.
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Old 01-21-2007, 07:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Q: Why are you all bruised, yet have that look of satisfaction?

A: The feeling of control that goes with it.
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Old 01-21-2007, 08:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Q: Masturbating with a realdoll again?! What do you like so much about it?

A: Inflation.
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:19 PM   #12 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
(I'm so glad I'm on the plane!)

Q: What costs us more every day?

A: That strange alien who hangs by the 7-11.
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Old 01-21-2007, 02:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Q: Alf? Who's Alf?

A: Diesel engines, usually.
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Old 01-21-2007, 10:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Q: What's loud and smelly and very powerful?

A: The Lady of the Lake.
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:12 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Q: You slept with WHO, for goodness sake?

A: The cookie monster.
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Old 01-22-2007, 11:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
ARRRRRRRRRR
 
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Q: Who's the blue private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

A: Only that one time but we were in Borneo so I don't think it really counts.
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Old 01-22-2007, 11:41 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Q: Did you ever see a guy eat his own leg?

A: It's my favourite auto-canibalistic recipe!
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And deep beneath the rolling waves,
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And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 01-22-2007, 02:18 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Q: What do you mean Ford-eaten-by-Buick stew?

A: Well, I didn't, but my sister did, and her boyfriend's sister... and their boyfriends watched in horror!
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Old 01-22-2007, 04:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
Q: When did you figure out your sister's boyfriend didn't really care for girls?

A: Rainbows and unicorns.
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Old 01-22-2007, 05:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Q: "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens..." So what are a few of your favourite things?

A: Dildoes. Covered in chocolate. And cherries.
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Old 01-22-2007, 06:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Q: When are batteries inadvisable?

A: You might get hit in the eye.
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Old 01-23-2007, 01:37 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Q: Why is attempting to catch Smarties in your mouth inadvisable?

A: They have been known to kill animals and small children.
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:12 AM   #23 (permalink)
ARRRRRRRRRR
 
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Q: Why did they take the Snorks off the air?

A: 17 midgets, 3 wheels of cheese, and a gay reindeer
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Old 01-23-2007, 01:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Q: On the 4th day of Christmas, what did my true love give to me?

A: Gonorrhea.
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Old 01-23-2007, 01:40 PM   #25 (permalink)
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
 
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Q: What is the word on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just before the line "We will not let you go"?

A: Fudge Packer.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝
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Old 01-23-2007, 01:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Q: What might you accidentally say if you repeat "padge fucker" over and over really fast?

A: Grasshopper droppings if you're good, but ladybug pus if you're not.
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Old 01-23-2007, 04:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
Q: What did the mother robin say to her offspring in an attempt to make them behave?

A: He was waiting there for me, and I was elsewhere.
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Old 01-23-2007, 04:46 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Q: I saw SirLance at the airport earlier. He was cold and he was pissed off, and he was cursing you under his breath... why?

A: Manure. I hate manure...
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:33 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Q: Your garden looks so sickly - what chemicals have you been using?

A: You name it, I've probably haven't tried it.
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Old 01-24-2007, 04:54 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Q: Have you met my good friends "soap" and "deodorant"?

A: Only when I scrath behind his ear.
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:18 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Q: Does Daniel_ just giggle randomly all the frigging time?

A: Four tequila shots and I'm yours for the night.
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Old 01-24-2007, 04:12 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Q: Well...what did she say?

A: Ooooh, I've never seen anything quite like that!
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:25 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Q: Why should you never consider a proctologist as your friend?

A: Now I don't want to alarm you, but this may hurt a bit...
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:18 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Q: Please, doctor, explain your instrument.

A: The drop-off we're confronting.
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:44 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Q: What is THAT in your trousers?!

A: A roll of quarters.
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:49 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Q: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

A: Whats that smell?
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Old 03-30-2007, 08:25 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Q:What is the smell of Napalm in the Morning?
A:That is from a really good movie.
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Old 03-31-2007, 02:30 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Q: I like that quote... where's it from?
A: My fine ass.
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Old 03-31-2007, 08:10 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Q: To what do you attribute your success?

A: I had more than a little trouble finding my way home.
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Old 03-31-2007, 09:06 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Q: You were kinda drunk last night... did you find your way home ok?

A: Trans-sexual transvestite lactose-intolerant neo-nazi eskimos.
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