Q: Things I couldn't live without.

A: self addressed stamped envelope.

Q: Name two solvents and an abrasive.

A: That strange, seductive person at the grocery store.

Q: The cute gal that bags the groceries, that asks if you need help to your car when all you bought was a box of mints?

A: A paper clip, a rubber band, and a cocoanut.

Q: Oh, Mr. Costner! Would you please divulge to all your adoring fans around the world the secret to your success in the industry?

A: All I do is dance!

Q: How did you become a tiger bunny?

A: Perseverance and hard work.

Q: How does one become such a complete failure at life??

A: By spending all my money on hookers and cheap beer.

Q: How can one gain respect at this esteemed corporation of automobile maufacturing?

A: Stop beeping and turn on the Nascar.

Q: What my husband might say when I have the remote.

A: The little pink one in the middle.

Q: I heard what you said, are you sure what you meant?

A: It's just the way I smell.

Q: Is that a rose?

A: The alien in the corn field.

Q: How can we explain these crop failures?

A: Bad management and bad luck.

Q: Why is it that I am not able to drive this car?

A: Ride with me or ride don't at all, Big Boy. ;)

Q: What did the unwise driver say to the strangely attractive hitch-hiker?

A: I knew you would be here, waiting for me.

Q: What did the shepherd say to the condor?

A: A crying shame you now find yourself caged.

Q: what did the tiger say to the zoo-keeper?

A: stay still in the corner, and Ill set the cell-phone down.