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Q: Things I couldn't live without.
A: self addressed stamped envelope. |
Q: Name two solvents and an abrasive.
A: That strange, seductive person at the grocery store. |
Q: The cute gal that bags the groceries, that asks if you need help to your car when all you bought was a box of mints?
A: A paper clip, a rubber band, and a cocoanut. |
Q: Oh, Mr. Costner! Would you please divulge to all your adoring fans around the world the secret to your success in the industry?
A: All I do is dance! |
Q: How did you become a tiger bunny?
A: Perseverance and hard work. |
Q: How does one become such a complete failure at life??
A: By spending all my money on hookers and cheap beer. |
Q: How can one gain respect at this esteemed corporation of automobile maufacturing?
A: Stop beeping and turn on the Nascar. |
Q: What my husband might say when I have the remote.
A: The little pink one in the middle. |
Q: I heard what you said, are you sure what you meant?
A: It's just the way I smell. |
Q: Is that a rose?
A: The alien in the corn field. |
Q: How can we explain these crop failures?
A: Bad management and bad luck. |
Q: Why is it that I am not able to drive this car?
A: Ride with me or ride don't at all, Big Boy. ;) |
Q: What did the unwise driver say to the strangely attractive hitch-hiker?
A: I knew you would be here, waiting for me. |
Q: What did the shepherd say to the condor?
A: A crying shame you now find yourself caged. |
Q: what did the tiger say to the zoo-keeper?
A: stay still in the corner, and Ill set the cell-phone down. |
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