Crack

(stolen from a myspace bulletin.)

1: choose a band or an artist.

2-14: your answers must consist of their song titles only.

1. Choose a band/artist: Blues Traveler

2. Are you female or male: Save His Soul

3. Describe yourself: The Poignant & Epic Saga Of Featherhead And Lucky Lack

4. How do some people feel about you: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

5. How do you feel about yourself: Most Precarious

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: She Isn't Mine

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Partner In Crime

8. Describe where you want to be: Escaping

9. Describe how you live: That Which Doesn't Kill You

10. Describe how you love: Trust In Trust

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: She And I

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Go Outside & Drive

13. Where do you live: Great Big World

14. Now say goodbye: Alone

http://www.bluestraveler.net/music/s...php?code=album

Have fun.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

shoegirl

1. Choose a band/artist: Barenaked Ladies

2. Are you female or male: I'll Be That Girl

3. Describe yourself: Some Fantastic

4. How do some people feel about you: Blame It On Me

5. How do you feel about yourself: Unfinished

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: What A Good Boy

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Everything Is New Again

8. Describe where you want to be: Hello City

9. Describe how you live: Testing 1,2,3

10. Describe how you love: Falling For The First Time

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: If I Had $1,000,000

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Too Little, Too Late

13. Where do you live: The Old Apartment

14. Now say goodbye: This Is Where It Ends

Redlemon

OK, now that was not easy. The following are not honest responses applicable to my situation. Especially Number 6.


1. Choose a band/artist:
The Bobs

2. Are you female or male:
Barber Lips

3. Describe yourself:
(First I Was A Hippie, Then I Was A Stockbroker) Now I Am A Hippie Again

4. How do some people feel about you:
Dictator in a Polo Shirt

5. How do you feel about yourself:
Too Cool To Care

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend:
Rubber Girl

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend:
Lazy Susan

8. Describe where you want to be:
Sittin' In Limbo

9. Describe how you live:
Prisoner Of Funk

10. Describe how you love:
Banana Love

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
Please Let Me Be Your Third World Country

12. Share a few words of wisdom:
There's a Nose Ring In My Soup

13. Where do you live:
Through The Wall

14. Now say goodbye:
Is It Something That I Said?

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

ShaniFaye

1. Choose a band/artist: Ratt

2. Are you female or male: She Wants Money

3. Describe yourself: Dangerous but worth the risk

4. How do some people feel about you: I'm Insane

5. How do you feel about yourself: What you give is what you get

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Shame, Shame, Shame

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Way Cool Jr

8. Describe where you want to be: Back for More

9. Describe how you live: The Scene of the Crime

10. Describe how you love: Give it All

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: All or Nothing

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Nobody Rides For Free

13. Where do you live: 7th Avenue

14. Now say goodbye: Live for today

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Poppinjay

1. Choose a band/artist: Garbage

2. Are you female or male: Boys Wanna Fight

3. Describe yourself: I Think I'm Paranoid

4. How do some people feel about you: Only Happy When It Rains

5. How do you feel about yourself: Fix Me Now

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Stupid Girl

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Happy Home

8. Describe where you want to be: Parade

9. Describe how you live: The Trick Is To Keep Breathing

10. Describe how you love: As Heaven Is Wide

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Stroke Of Luck

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Nobody Loves You

13. Where do you live: Right Between The Eyes

14. Now say goodbye: Shut Your Mouth

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

Charlatan

1. Choose a band/artist: The Pixies

2. Are you female or male: Nimrod's Son

3. Describe yourself: Bone Machine

4. How do some people feel about you: All Over The World

5. How do you feel about yourself: Where is my Mind?

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Weird At My School

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: La La Love You

8. Describe where you want to be: Dancing The Manta Ray

9. Describe how you live: Trompe Le Monde

10. Describe how you love: Gigantic

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: The Holiday Song

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Distance Equals Rate Times Time

13. Where do you live: The Navajo Know

14. Now say goodbye: Into The White

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Daniel_

1. Choose a band/artist: Yes

2. Are you female or male: Man In A White Car

3. Describe yourself: Close To The Edge

4. How do some people feel about you: Does It Really Happen?

5. How do you feel about yourself: I Am Waiting

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: I'm Running

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: If Only You Knew

8. Describe where you want to be: In The Presence Of

9. Describe how you live: Long Distance Runaround

10. Describe how you love: Make It Easy/Owner Of A Lonely Heart

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: The Solution

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Take The Water To The Mountain

13. Where do you live: The South Side Of The Sky

14. Now say goodbye: Don't Go

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Crack

Awesome guys, keep it up!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

ariekitten

1. Choose a band/artist: Bright Eyes

2. Are you female or male: Arienette

3. Describe yourself: False Advertising

4. How do some people feel about you: No Prayer

5. How do you feel about yourself: Waste of Paint

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Oh You are the Roots that Sleep Beneath My Feet and Hold the Earth In (yes that's the real title of the song)

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Lover I Don't Have to Love

8. Describe where you want to be: Road to Joy

9. Describe how you live: Method Acting

10. Describe how you love: No Lies, Just Love

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Big Picture

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Don't Know When but a Day is Gonna Come

13. Where do you live: Down in a Rabbit Hole

14. Now say goodbye: Take It Easy

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~Vash, Trigun

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noodle

1. Choose a band/artist: Jack Johnson

2. Are you female or male: Belle

3. Describe yourself: Bubble Toes

4. How do some people feel about you: Fortunate Fool and Middle Man

5. How do you feel about yourself: With My Own Two Hands

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Crying Shame

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Better Together

8. Describe where you want to be: Dreams Be Dreams

9. Describe how you live: Upside Down

10. Describe how you love: Staple it Together

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: If I Could

12. Share a few words of wisdom: It's All Understood

13. Where do you live: Symbol in My Driveway

14. Now say goodbye: F-Stop Blues

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Crack

1. Choose a band/artist: TENACIOUS D

2. Are you female or male: Kielbasa

3. Describe yourself: Wonderboy

4. How do some people feel about you: Special Thing

5. How do you feel about yourself: Cosmic Shame

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Kyle Quit The Band

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: My Biznitch Is The Shiznit

8. Describe where you want to be: The Road

9. Describe how you live: I Want U To Want Me

10. Describe how you love: Greatest Song In The World

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Hard Fucking

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Fuck Her Gently

13. Where do you live: City Hall

14. Now say goodbye: Explosivo!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

God of Thunder

1. Choose a band/artist: KISS

2. Are you female or male: King Of The Nightime World

3. Describe yourself: Hotter Than Hell

4. How do some people feel about you: I Love it Loud

5. How do you feel about yourself: All Hell's Breaking Loose

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Hard Luck Woman

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: I Was Made For Lovin' You

8. Describe where you want to be: New York Groove

9. Describe how you live: Nothing To Lose

10. Describe how you love: Uh! All Night

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: 100,000 Years

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Shout It Out Loud

13. Where do you live: Detroit Rock City

14. Now say goodbye: Rock and Roll All Night

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

Coppertop

1. Choose a band/artist: The Bloodhound Gang

2. Are you female or male: Ralph Wiggum

3. Describe yourself: Asleep At The Wheel

4. How do some people feel about you: Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

5. How do you feel about yourself: Going Nowhere Slow

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: She Ain't Got No Legs

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Three Point One Four

8. Describe where you want to be: Legend In My Spare Time

9. Describe how you live: Balls Out

10. Describe how you love: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

12. Share a few words of wisdom: A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper is Crying

13. Where do you live: Kids In America

14. Now say goodbye: No Hard Feelings

Zephyr66

1. Choose a band/artist: Radiohead

2. Are you female or male: There There(The Boney King of Nowhere)

3. Describe yourself: Paranoid Android

4. How do some people feel about you: Creep

5. How do you feel about yourself: Fitter Happier

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Fake Plastic Trees

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Optimistic

8. Describe where you want to be: High and Dry

9. Describe how you live: Scatterbrain. (As Dead as Leaves.)

10. Describe how you love: No Surprises

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: You

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Anyone can play Guitar

13. Where do you live: In Limbo

14. Now say goodbye: Exit Music (For a Film)

Grasshopper Green

1: choose a band or an artist. Robbie Williams

2. Are you female or male: She's the One

3. Describe yourself: Phoenix From the Flames

4. How do some people feel about you: One Of God's Better People

5. How do you feel about yourself: How Peculiar

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Win Some, Lose Some

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: World's Most Handsome Man

8. Describe where you want to be: The Road To Mandalay

9. Describe how you live: Lazy Days

10. Describe how you love: No Regrets

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Something Beautiful

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Let Love Be Your Energy

13. Where do you live: Knutsford City Limits

14. Now say goodbye: Singing For the Lonely

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa

Crack

1. Choose a band/artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

2. Are you female or male: True Men Don't Kill Coyotes

3. Describe yourself: Naked In The Rain

4. How do some people feel about you: Sir Psycho Sexy

5. How do you feel about yourself: The Righteous & The Wicked

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Why Don't You Love Me

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: They're Red Hot

8. Describe where you want to be: Transcending

9. Describe how you live: Blood Sugar Sex Magik

10. Describe how you love: Love Rollercoaster

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Time

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Throw Away Your Television

13. Where do you live: Higher Ground

14. Now say goodbye: If You Want Me To Stay...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Bacchanal

1. Choose a band/artist: Killwhitneydead

2. Are you female or male: Mikey & The Apartment Of Misfit Porn

3. Describe yourself: I'm Heavy Metal, But I Get The Blues Just Like Everyone Else

4. How do some people feel about you: Forgiveness Isn't As Much Fun As Holding A Grudge

5. How do you feel about yourself: Bitterness Is A Beautiful Thing

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: I Didn't Know 'I Love You' Came With A Knife In The Back

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself

8. Describe where you want to be: Where There's Smoke

9. Describe how you live: Save Your Sermsons For Sunday So I Can Sleep This Night Off

10. Describe how you love: If I Told You I Loved You Would I Get It Faster?

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Love Is Like A Mouth Full Of Broken Glass

13. Where do you live: Like You Didn't Hear Me The First Time

14. Now say goodbye: She Didn't Look Like She Had A Disease

Tophat665

1. Choose a band/artist: Frank Zappa

2. Are you female or male: I'm a Beautiful Guy

3. Describe yourself: A Very Nice Body

4. How do some people feel about you: To Ugly for Show Business

5. How do you feel about yourself: A Great Guy

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Penguin in Bondage

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt

8. Describe where you want to be: Ride my Face to Chicago

9. Describe how you live: What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World?

10. Describe how you love: Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance/G-Spot Tornado

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Titties and Beer

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk/The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

13. Where do you live: This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

14. Now say goodbye: Didja Get Any Onya?

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

maleficent

1. Choose a band/artist: Bruce Springsteen

2. Are you female or male: Jersey Girl

3. Describe yourself: Redheaded Woman

4. How do some people feel about you: Brilliant Disguise

5. How do you feel about yourself: Lonesome Day

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Nothing Man

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: My beautiful reward

8. Describe where you want to be: Land of Hopes and dreams

9. Describe how you live: Don't Look Back

10. Describe how you love: My best was never good enough

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Reason to Believe

12. Share a few words of wisdom: It's Hard To Be A Saint In The City

13. Where do you live: Further On Up the road

14. Now say goodbye: When the Lights Go Out

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cj2112

1. Choose a band/artist: Chris Ledoux

2. Are you female or male: Fathers and Sons

3. Describe yourself: Wild and Wooly

4. How do some people feel about you: Mighty Lucky Man

5. How do you feel about yourself: I'll Get the Job Done

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Ain't No Place For A Country Boy

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Light of the World

8. Describe where you want to be: Running Through the Rain

9. Describe how you live: Gettin' By a Quarter at a Time

10. Describe how you love: Tougher Than the Rest

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Melodies and Memories

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Freedom's Just a State of Mind

13. Where do you live: Western Skies

14. Now say goodbye: A Cowboy's Just Gotta Ride

Tophat665

And once again....

1. Choose a band/artist: Blue Öyster Cult

2. Are you female or male: Godzilla

3. Describe yourself: I Am The One You Warned Me Of/O.D.’d on Life Itself

4. How do some people feel about you: Subhuman

5. How do you feel about yourself: I'm on the Lamb but I Ain’t No Sheep

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Joan Crawford

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: You're Not The One (I Was Looking For)

8. Describe where you want to be: Dancin' In The Ruins

9. Describe how you live: Career of Evil/Goin' Through the Motions/Madness to the Method

10. Describe how you love: Lips In The Hills>Fireworks

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: The Old Gods Return

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Beat 'Em Up

13. Where do you live: In the Presence of Another World

14. Now say goodbye: Don't Fear the Reaper

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

JumpinJesus

1. Choose a band/artist: Depeche Mode

2. Are you female or male: Boys Say Go

3. Describe yourself: Any Second Now

4. How do some people feel about you: Walking in My Shoes

5. How do you feel about yourself: I Feel Loved

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Shake the Disease

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Nothing's Impossible

8. Describe where you want to be: In Your Room

9. Describe how you live: Behind the Wheel/Waiting for the Night

10. Describe how you love: One Caress/When the Body Speaks/Stripped

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: A Photograph of You

12. Share a few words of wisdom: People Are People

13. Where do you live: Route 66

14. Now say goodbye: Goodnight Lovers

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Antikarma

1. Choose a band/artist: Tragically Hip

2. Are you female or male: Thompson Girl

3. Describe yourself: 38 Years Old

4. How do some people feel about you: The Dark Canuck

5. How do you feel about yourself: So Hard Done By

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: The Bastard

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: A Beautiful Thing

8. Describe where you want to be: Bobcaygeon

9. Describe how you live: Looking For A Place To Happen

10. Describe how you love: Fully Completely

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Springtime In Vienna

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Escape Is At The Hand For The Travellin’ Man

13. Where do you live: Locked In The Trunk Of A Car

14. Now say goodbye: Leave

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"Whoever you are, go out into the evening,
leaving your room, of which you know each bit;
your house is the last before the infinite,
whoever you are."

Crack

1. Choose a band/artist: Oasis

2. Are you female or male: Better Man

3. Describe yourself: I Am the Walrus

4. How do some people feel about you: My Big Mouth

5. How do you feel about yourself: Going Nowhere

6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Where Did It All Go Wrong

7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: She Is Love

8. Describe where you want to be: Up In the Sky

9. Describe how you live: I Hope, I Think, I Know

10. Describe how you love: Love Like a Bomb

11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Fuckin' In the Bushes

12. Share a few words of wisdom: Don't Look Back In Anger

13. Where do you live: Underneath the Sky

14. Now say goodbye: Fade Away

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx