1. Choose a band/artist: Frank Zappa
2. Are you female or male: I'm a Beautiful Guy
3. Describe yourself: A Very Nice Body
4. How do some people feel about you: To Ugly for Show Business
5. How do you feel about yourself: A Great Guy
6. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Penguin in Bondage
7. Describe current boyfriend/girlfriend: Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt
8. Describe where you want to be: Ride my Face to Chicago
9. Describe how you live: What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World?
10. Describe how you love: Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance/G-Spot Tornado
11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Titties and Beer
12. Share a few words of wisdom: Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk/The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
13. Where do you live: This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
14. Now say goodbye: Didja Get Any Onya?
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