Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Food


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 06-06-2005, 10:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
pío pío
 
doodlebird's Avatar
 
Location: on a branch about to break
Name Yourself IronChefWhat

for instance:
if you make really good cakes, you'd be iron chef cake.

I AM IRON CHEF SANDWICH.

don't mess.
__________________
xoxo
doodle
doodlebird is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 12:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
Upright
 
Location: Where the Mormons run rampid, and six wives is a must!
I am hands down THE Iron Chef Soup
Gimmick is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 01:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
Kick Ass Kunoichi
 
snowy's Avatar
 
Location: Oregon
I am Iron Chef Improvisation.

College does that to a girl.

You can also call me Iron Chef Omelette.
__________________
If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Last edited by snowy; 06-07-2005 at 11:32 AM..
snowy is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 06:57 AM   #4 (permalink)
Chef in Training
 
Iron Chef's must prove their mettle with recipes. I am but a lowly challenger, an apprentice of culinary arts who seeks a test of my abilities.

I choose Iron Chef Sandwich.


Someone pick an ingredient. *cackle*
__________________
"We are supposed to be masters of space, but we cant even line up our shoes?"

One life, one chance, one opportunity.
Ripsaw is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 06:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
Darth Papa
 
ratbastid's Avatar
 
Location: Yonder
I am....

IRON CHEF GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST and VEGETABLES!!!
ratbastid is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 07:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
Getting it.
 
Charlatan's Avatar
 
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
I am IRON CHEF BREAKFAST!!!
__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
Charlatan is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 07:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
Devoted
 
Redlemon's Avatar
 
Donor
Location: New England
I think I'm Iron Chef Takeout Menu. Or, if we are home, I'm Iron Chef Wash-the-Dishes.
__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.
Redlemon is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 10:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
Big & Brassy
 
Mister Coaster's Avatar
 
Location: The "Canyon"
Funny topic, but I would definately be...

IRON CHEF BARBECUE!!
__________________
If you have any poo... fling it NOW!
Mister Coaster is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 11:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
Professional Loafer
 
bendsley's Avatar
 
Location: texas
I'm Iron Chef Great in the Sack....

oh wait.........food eh?

then it's Iron Chef Oriental
__________________
"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
bendsley is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 12:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: The Kitchen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Coaster
Funny topic, but I would definately be...

IRON CHEF BARBECUE!!
I may have to challenge you on that...
rockzilla is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 12:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
Psycho
 
MiSo's Avatar
 
Iron Chef BurgerKing =)

just kidding, Iron Chef Sandwich or Iron Chef Sushi for me
MiSo is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 01:33 PM   #12 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
Iron Chef GARLIC
Iron Chef Scampi
Iron Chef Hamburger (With blue cheese)
Iron Chef Bacon
__________________
Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
maleficent is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 01:36 PM   #13 (permalink)
Big & Brassy
 
Mister Coaster's Avatar
 
Location: The "Canyon"
rockzilla: In the name of friendly competition and good food, I accept your challenge.

If you want to attempt an actual cookoff, maybe we could do this...
This weekend, have a barbecue and post pictures and descriptions of your prep work, cooking and the final results. After posting, other TFP members can vote on who's BBQ they would rather have been to. The winner will have the honor of being TFP's official Iron Chef Barbecue!

I already have plans for a BBQ for this Sunday (6-12) and as long as my wife doesn't go into labor between now and then, I'll be cooking baby back ribs, teriyaki chicken, baked 'taters and homemade coleslaw.

Do you accept these terms?
__________________
If you have any poo... fling it NOW!
Mister Coaster is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 04:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
Junkie
 
eribrav's Avatar
 
Location: upstate NY
Iron Chef Pizza here!
eribrav is offline  
Old 06-07-2005, 07:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
pío pío
 
doodlebird's Avatar
 
Location: on a branch about to break
voting might be tough.

but i do LOVE the idea of people posting what makes them iron chef material.

yes, the beginning of Iron Chef (japanese version) is long and boring, but sometimes, there are good highlights on the challengers... mine would feature the time in mexico - guanajuato, i think - that i ate a sandiwch with 6 different kinds of pork on it. salami, bologna, roasted pork leg, chorizo, ham, and a hot dog. it wasn't the greatest sandwich in the world, but it did get me thinking about the fact that sammies are truly limitless.
__________________
xoxo
doodle
doodlebird is offline  
Old 06-08-2005, 06:45 AM   #16 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
Iron Chef Yakisoba.
hands down, no competition.
__________________
Ohayo!!!
bundy is offline  
Old 06-08-2005, 12:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: The Kitchen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Coaster
rockzilla: In the name of friendly competition and good food, I accept your challenge.

If you want to attempt an actual cookoff, maybe we could do this...
This weekend, have a barbecue and post pictures and descriptions of your prep work, cooking and the final results. After posting, other TFP members can vote on who's BBQ they would rather have been to. The winner will have the honor of being TFP's official Iron Chef Barbecue!

I already have plans for a BBQ for this Sunday (6-12) and as long as my wife doesn't go into labor between now and then, I'll be cooking baby back ribs, teriyaki chicken, baked 'taters and homemade coleslaw.

Do you accept these terms?
If I had access to a digital camera I would have flooded this thread with pictures of the cremini mushroom and spinach stuffed pork tenderloins I grilled yesterday, or the beercan chickens I made last week.

I'll see what I can do about borrowing someones camera, you're Iron Chef BBQ until then.
rockzilla is offline  
Old 06-08-2005, 01:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
Crazy
 
superredhead's Avatar
 
Location: Around So Cal.
I am Iron Chef Oh Shit I Just Burnt This
__________________
*yawn*
superredhead is offline  
Old 06-10-2005, 04:21 PM   #19 (permalink)
Insane
 
akito's Avatar
 
Location: Colorado
I am now..

Iron Chef Carbonara!
akito is offline  
Old 06-11-2005, 07:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
Observant Ruminant
 
Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town
Gotta be...

IRON CHEF AVOCADO!

He worships the fabled green meatfruit from the ancient land of the Mayas. With blinding culinary creativity, he uses the delectable avocado in a thousand different ways, each of which is like unto the nectar of the gods! He has married this princess of fruit to the cuisines of far Italy, China, and Mexico, and thousands throng (well, singles throng) to sample his extraordinary creations. In his inspiration he bows to no man, but prostrates himself daily before the altars of the ebony Haas, the sleek Gwen, the worthy Pinkerton and the high monarch of all avocados, the Holy Reed!

He... likes to use avocado in lotsa stuff.
Rodney is offline  
Old 06-11-2005, 08:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
pío pío
 
doodlebird's Avatar
 
Location: on a branch about to break
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodney
He has married this princess of fruit to the cuisines of far Italy, China, and Mexico
do tell how you worked it into italian and chinese, please.

/wishes there was a 'licks his lips' smiley/
__________________
xoxo
doodle
doodlebird is offline  
Old 06-11-2005, 10:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
Observant Ruminant
 
Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town
Quote:
Originally Posted by doodlebird
do tell how you worked it into italian and chinese, please.

/wishes there was a 'licks his lips' smiley/
For Italian/Mexican pasta, I toss pasta (I like butterfly), olive oil, diced jalapenos, lightly sauteed chopped onions and tomatoes, 1-2 ounces of grated romano or parmesan with a couple of diced avocadoes. The avocados cook slightly in the hot pasta; the olive oil, cheese, and some of the softened avocado form a wonderful, light sauce. I garnish with sour cream, maybe some extra grated cheese.

As far as Chinese is concerned, that's more slapdash. I do a fried rice with chopped vegetables and egg and chopped chilis fried in butter; stir in a little salt and cumin (cumin optional) instead of soy sauce, and serve with sliced or diced avocado on top. I'm still playing with spices on this one.
Rodney is offline  
Old 06-12-2005, 06:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
Industrialist
 
Mondak's Avatar
 
Location: Southern California
Iron Chef Mammoth
__________________
All truth passes through three stages:
First it is ridiculed
Second, it is violently opposed and
Third, it is accepted as self-evident.

ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER (1788-1860)

Mondak is offline  
Old 06-12-2005, 10:20 AM   #24 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
absorbentishe's Avatar
 
Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!
Call me, Iron Chef Foreman Grill.
absorbentishe is offline  
Old 06-12-2005, 10:36 AM   #25 (permalink)
Insane
 
Iron Chef Delivery
Iron Chef Pop-tart

and the only real one:

Iron Chef From-Scratch Pizza

and now for one of my tricks on making pizzas: If you really like pepperoni, but hate the grease, microwave the pepperonis (cover them w/ paper towels) for around 30 seconds and then put them on the pizza. That way when the pizza bakes in the oven you don't get all of the grease.
username is offline  
Old 06-12-2005, 10:45 AM   #26 (permalink)
peekaboo
 
ngdawg's Avatar
 
Location: on the back, bitch
IronChef Tuna Sammich
IronChef Pork Chops in Beer
__________________
Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.
ngdawg is offline  
Old 06-13-2005, 07:13 PM   #27 (permalink)
Psycho
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
I am Iron Chef Improvisation.

College does that to a girl.

You can also call me Iron Chef Omelette.
I like that.

Same here. College does that to people.
Aletheia is offline  
Old 06-15-2005, 03:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Toronto, ON
Quote:
Originally Posted by bendsley
I'm Iron Chef Great in the Sack....

oh wait.........food eh?
LMAO...eat my cock...it's fowl
actinic is offline  
Old 06-15-2005, 03:10 PM   #29 (permalink)
Submit to me, you know you want to
 
ShaniFaye's Avatar
 
Location: Lilburn, Ga
I am Iron Chef Sausage Balls
__________________
I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!
ShaniFaye is offline  
Old 06-15-2005, 08:49 PM   #30 (permalink)
Upright
 
Iron Chef Tuna Melt?
n1ck31 is offline  
Old 06-15-2005, 09:11 PM   #31 (permalink)
Four of Wands
 
Biscuit Buns's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere entirely too hot.
Iron Chef Meatloaf.

__________________
A hard man is good to find. ~Mae West
Biscuit Buns is offline  
Old 06-15-2005, 09:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
is a tiger
 
Siege's Avatar
 
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Iron Chef anything-instant-or-frozen
__________________
"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find
Siege is offline  
Old 06-17-2005, 02:41 PM   #33 (permalink)
hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005
 
Sage's Avatar
 
Location: North side
Iron Chef Tacos!
__________________
Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi
Sage is offline  
Old 06-19-2005, 03:00 PM   #34 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
K-Wise's Avatar
 
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
I am Iron Chef working with leftovers!

Asta!!
__________________
"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project

It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!
K-Wise is offline  
Old 06-19-2005, 03:24 PM   #35 (permalink)
Kick Ass Kunoichi
 
snowy's Avatar
 
Location: Oregon
Wow, after the eggs benedict I just made...I could safely call myself Iron Chef Eggs Benedict. Seriously. Best I've ever had, and I'm not just saying that because I made them. I was expecting abysmal failure--I'd never made hollandaise before. But damn. Yummy.
__________________
If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau
snowy is offline  
Old 06-19-2005, 03:58 PM   #36 (permalink)
...is a comical chap
 
Grasshopper Green's Avatar
 
Location: Where morons reign supreme
Rodney, you are my hero. Avocados are the perfect food.

I'm Iron Chef Banana Muffins. My sister says they are "bomb-ass" (what a compliment, eh?).....and she's an excellent cook, so coming from her, that makes me proud
__________________
"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa
Grasshopper Green is offline  
Old 06-19-2005, 04:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Title Town, USA
iron chef with no fingers
__________________
Is the juice worth the squeeze?
0energy0 is offline  
Old 06-19-2005, 07:30 PM   #38 (permalink)
Filling the Void.
 
la petite moi's Avatar
 
Location: California
Iron Chef SALAD.
la petite moi is offline  
Old 06-19-2005, 07:42 PM   #39 (permalink)
Heliotrope
 
cellophanedeity's Avatar
 
Location: A warm room
Iron chef Moogle-cake
Iron chef chocolate-chip cookies
Iron chef coconut desserts
cellophanedeity is offline  
Old 06-20-2005, 01:28 PM   #40 (permalink)
is a tiger
 
Siege's Avatar
 
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Quote:
Originally Posted by cellophanedeity
Iron chef Moogle-cake
What on earth is a moogle cake?
__________________
"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find
Siege is offline  
 

Tags
ironchefwhat


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 09:39 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360