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Gotta be...
IRON CHEF AVOCADO!
He worships the fabled green meatfruit from the ancient land of the Mayas. With blinding culinary creativity, he uses the delectable avocado in a thousand different ways, each of which is like unto the nectar of the gods! He has married this princess of fruit to the cuisines of far Italy, China, and Mexico, and thousands throng (well, singles throng) to sample his extraordinary creations. In his inspiration he bows to no man, but prostrates himself daily before the altars of the ebony Haas, the sleek Gwen, the worthy Pinkerton and the high monarch of all avocados, the Holy Reed!
He... likes to use avocado in lotsa stuff.
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