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worst movies ever, anyone?

-Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
-Mission to Mars
-something else that I remember thinking "dear god, that was worse than ghost dog way of the samurai" but I can't remember what movie it was....

Hal Incandenza

Ooo, I liked Ghost Dog...

How about Kids?

sweeze

now i remember what #3 was:

"enemy mine" starring dennis quaid, and ONLY dennis quaid... yeesh

Sun Tzu

Cabin Boy

Scorpion King

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Mael

if enemy mine is the movie i think it is, it's also starring lou gosset jr. as the alien guy. just can't tell in all that makeup.

KillerYoda

Can't Stop the Music.

If Tubgirl and Goatse had a kid, then they made a movie about him/her, it still wouldn't be worse than that movie.

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How about 'enough' with Jenifer lopez? When I first got K++ I put "dvd" in the search field and set it to auto search more. I got that movie along with aleast a good solid 20 others. I could only stand about 25 minutes of it. Its like.. she got the perfect husband and then, out of nowhere, he just hits her once and declares that he WILL be an abusive husband and she will like it. And then instanly it is "sleeping with the enemy"(another movie that dosn't rank to high with me but aleast it made sense / I could watch it all) and now everyone is going all incognito and ... I just clicked the little X and never looked back.

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"I would like about three fiddy"

Eiresol

Gangs of New York
Monsters Ball

Ghost Dog was the shit tbh.

fuelmyfire

Cheerleaders

hawkeye

Crossroads.
'nuff said.

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Ghost town
He-Man the movie
The Musketeers (the latest one with the fighting on the ladders)

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In my experience, there's only one kind of movie that can truly be called "bad", and that's the kind where the creators absolutely did not give a shit. Practically anything else, no matter how amateurish, can give some degree of entertainment if you're willing to open yourself up to it.

Of course, there are exceptions. Have you ever seen "Myra Breckinridge"? Those guys obviously had a message, and maybe they were ahead of their time with that "Dream On" film-sampling stuff, but man...

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Sun Tzu

Why?

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Xixox

The Musketeer.

Absolute crap. Crap actors giving no effort to portray crappy characters reading crappy lines from a crappy script inbetween crappy fight scenes which punctuate the crappy plot without adding anything to it. Actually, I shouldn't say the fight scenes were totally crappy... they were choreographed and executed fairly well; but kung-fu does not belong in this story, and it was an extremely transparent & blatantly contrived effort to get the fights into the movie. Example: "I think I'll walk into this building and, for no reason, start a fight with a bunch of guys I don't know... oh hey, I'd better make sure to jump on these barrels and roll on top of them a bit while doing the fight, too!"

I couldn't even finish the movie. Last show I stopped watching halfway through was King Ralph, and I was in the theater for that one.

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I dont think any of these movies are the worst. At most, they are subjected to high expectations and not being appealing to you. I don't state my opinions about musicals because I can't stand musicals. It would be such a bias opinion that I'd be ashamed of myself for saying it.

What makes the worst movie anyways? The movie with the most non-bias negative opinions. How do you get a non-bias opinion? Well, to start, you don' ask my opinions about musicals.

So. What is my least favorite movie(I had to be politically correct?)

Spice World... Yup.. This has to be the worst.. I take back everything I said before, its not my opinion.. its the worst...ever...What were they thinking...

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Hoodlum

That is the worst movie ever, bar none. It has some decent actors in it, but there must have been something in the latte's, because EVERYONE sucked in it. I own a copy just so that when people see it in my collection I can warn them that it's the worst movie ever made.

BTW, Ghost Dog was an amazing movie. Definately up there in my top 50 list. lol

Jason

cartmen34

Blair Witch Project

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marcopolo

Any movie by Spike Lee ... he's just too fucking angry and his movies are A typical of this fact . " Girl 6 " blew the most with his talky " 25th " a close second .

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and these are what you consider the WORST movies ever?

jeeeeeeez.... i am living on the wrong planet...
Halle Barry was incredible in Monster's Ball... heavy movie? yes... but one of the worst? no way...

~springrain

*BOL*... great choice

i second that opinion!

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*hiccup*... sorry folks...

dolemite175

The Norseman

Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man) plays a Viking in this old school POS

Dr.Who

Bio-dome

Stephen Baldwin & Pauly Shore, nuff said

viveleroi0

The Phantom Menace - Glad I wasn't alive to see the spectacular originals, then wait twenty years for this crap. I only waited like 17 and only knew about it for three...

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Mr.Deflok

Hercules in New York
Resident Evil

Ghost Dog and The Phantom Menace were great movies.

bundy

Johnny Mnemonic (sp?) - starring Keanu.
absolute drivel!

The Replacements - starring Keanu.
scab labour - nuff said.

13th Warrior - starring Antonio Banderas.
absolute drivel. the only worthwhile reason for paying the price of the tickets was to have sex in the empty cinema.

Ghost Dog, Monsters Ball and Gangs of NY were all great flicks. i can't understand why you guys didn't like them.

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Tex

Showgirls.

"I'm erect, why aren't you erect?"

baha, that's classic.

Hal Incandenza

Ooo, forgot about Hoodlum--part of that was filmed on a friend's street in Chicago. The production crew had their block cordoned off for days, and we were jazzed to see the final product, until we actually saw the final product, at which point everyone got really mad about the street having been cordoned off for days...

Phantom Menace is pretty bad, too. "Meesa" blah blah blah.

mystmarimatt

any of the "Deathstalker" movies (there are four), however, the wonderful thing about them, is that they are so abhorrently crappy, if you get a group of friends together, and watch them all in one night, you'll be laughing your ass off all night long. great stuff.

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Pyrate

The Karate Kid series. So so very very shite.

Funny thing is, when you're young these steaming piles of tripe are the apex of martial arts movies.

Then you see Shaolin and Wutang (chesy but great), Fist Of Legend (Simply the best!) and Twin Warrior (Simply the second best!!!) and you realise how great a fool you were...

Oh and those Two round headed perfectly-punchable-faced twin girls-Mary Kate and Ashley. I watched because I was in that state where you are watching something shit but you just don't (can't) bother to change the channel.

Absolute steaming doodoo.

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Pyrate

My God, how could I forget about those two travesties of moral boudaries, Crossroads and Spice World?

Somebody, flog me for letting Karate Kid come above them in shittyness!

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BigBlueWrecking

We have a winner!!!

qpid

Battlefield Earth
Dungeons and Dragons
The Musketeer
Manos the Hand of Fate
Real Women have Curves


And my fav "bad" movie of all time:
Tank Girl!

I know the movie is bad but damnit I enjoy it

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going overboard by adam sandler. 10 minutes and you'll wish you were dead.

rockzilla

Hahah, Dungeons and Dragons, I knew it was bad before I rented it, but jeez...

There was Attack of the Clones, a movie so bad that not even a Yoda lightsaber duel could save. The Final Fantasy movie let me down pretty hard too, they spent all that time on the main character's hair that they couldn't throw in a cohesive plot.

The best (worst?) bad movie I've seen recently is Over the Top, Sylvester Stallone fights for custody of his son by arm wrestling!

Oh yeah, and Blair Witch Project and the sequel.

rogue49

Willow

thephoenix

Mangler 2. I saw it late at night at my girlfriends on Cinemax. Normally it'd be Skinemax by that hour, but apparently they wanted to be Shitemax. Not a single redeeming quality about this movie except for the unintentional comedy that arises from the clearly-not-french actor playing a french chef, blatantly not giving a damn while fading in and out a horrible accent. He makes Sofia Coppolla look like Katherine Hepburn.

Sun Tzu

Second person to say Crossroads and putting it in the same league as Spice World. Im not a Machio fan, but the music and story arent bad. The end solo is enough to keep any guitarist busy for awhile. How is it the worst movie?

Is there anyone that made it through the entire move of Scorpian King? THat movie sucked, sucked, sucked.

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sweeze

i made it through, but only because i was hoping in vain that the rock would say "it doesn't matter".... of course, he never did.

and it certainly did suck suck suck

Sparhawk

The Crow: City of Angels

Spawn

Both travesties, and insults to their original material.

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