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Old 06-03-2003, 02:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
Xixox
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Location: MN-WI
The Musketeer.

Absolute crap. Crap actors giving no effort to portray crappy characters reading crappy lines from a crappy script inbetween crappy fight scenes which punctuate the crappy plot without adding anything to it. Actually, I shouldn't say the fight scenes were totally crappy... they were choreographed and executed fairly well; but kung-fu does not belong in this story, and it was an extremely transparent & blatantly contrived effort to get the fights into the movie. Example: "I think I'll walk into this building and, for no reason, start a fight with a bunch of guys I don't know... oh hey, I'd better make sure to jump on these barrels and roll on top of them a bit while doing the fight, too!"

I couldn't even finish the movie. Last show I stopped watching halfway through was King Ralph, and I was in the theater for that one.
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