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apetaster · 07-16-2003, 05:31 PM

John Q. Maybe not the worst I have ever seen, but the worst movie with a great actor (D. Washington.)

My wife and I were racking up the continuity issues, laughable acting jobs, horribly bad costumes and preachy, awful writing.

kod · 07-16-2003, 07:49 PM

A.I. is quite possibly the worst high-profile movie I have ever seen. It was only made bearable by laughing my ass off at the creepy oedipal complex shit.

Oh, and Ghost Dog rules.

neddy65 · 07-18-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by Sun Tzu
Second person to say Crossroads and putting it in the same league as Spice World. Im not a Machio fan, but the music and story arent bad. The end solo is enough to keep any guitarist busy for awhile. How is it the worst movie?

Is there anyone that made it through the entire move of Scorpian King? THat movie sucked, sucked, sucked.

i think everyone means the Brittney Crossroads not the kick ass Machio Crossroads.

Battlefield Earth gets my vote

Kaos · 07-18-2003, 08:22 PM

Any J-Lo movie...

95% of them are rip offs and huge cliches of movie storylines that have been used to death

soccerchamp76 · 07-18-2003, 11:27 PM

Dumb and Dumberer

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I wanted to walk out of the theatre in the middle it was so dumb, and this is my type of movie (i thought the first one was funny and other slapstick comedies). It was horrible

Gman · 07-19-2003, 09:15 AM

Definately Crossroads. Two female friends of mine forced me to watch that movie with them, because during the summer the three of us were going to go on a road trip "and, omg! It'd be just like this movie! You HAVE to watch."

It wasn't anything like the movie, I didn't have sex with either of them

Drider_it · 07-19-2003, 08:06 PM

Even though im a huge SW fan.. phantom sucked..why?

Darth Vader created cp30?

and anakin is the chosen on to bring balance to the force.. correct me if im wrong.. but if i was on the ruleing jedi concil and noticed that there was more good guys than bad guys.. i would have killed anakin on the spot.. lol

that and the movie was like playing a new game.. the first three missions are turtorials.. anakin was asking noob questions assuming that the majority of sw fans have never even heard of star wars...

timmy701 · 07-23-2003, 05:33 AM

Battlefield Earth... *shudder*
Beowulf w/ Christopher Lambert
Meet the Feebles
and just about anything that Ben Affleck has touched after Good Will Hunting (except maybe the Kevin Smith Movies) no... wait... Dogma sucked too.

Garbalo69 · 07-23-2003, 07:38 AM

Jeepers Creepers is THE worst movie ever. Fuck.

amge · 07-23-2003, 07:55 AM

AI

Serious, I want my money back.

SAM821 · 07-23-2003, 06:12 PM

the Royal Tennenbaums....

with all the famous actors/actresses that were in it, it really sucked, couldnt sit through the whole thing..

13th Warrior, Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, I thought were all great.....at least in my opinion

Concertina · 07-23-2003, 06:42 PM

Meet the Feebles?!?! That movie rocks my fucking world!!!

`A River Runs Through IT
`Dancing with Wolves
`Anything with Keven Costner except 13 Days.
`Event Horizon....made me want to die
`Grease 2
`Any Pokemon, Power Rangers, any other movie based on Japanese cartoon shit.
`Hollow Man....kill.me.now
`The Horse Whisperer....ick
`My Blue Heaven

Thats all I can think of for now....and just to add my $.02 to the Gangs of New York conversation...Martin Scorsese at his worst is still better than most directors at their best....

m

striderkevin · 08-03-2003, 12:50 PM

Charlie's Angels

CrazyIntent · 08-03-2003, 03:23 PM

Joy Ride
Double Jeopardy

Katyblu · 08-03-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Stiltzkin
I haven't heard of half the crap metioned here, but its not possible for any of it to be worse than Queen of the Damned. I'm glad I never went to go see it in theaters. My pal rented it and I could only stand watching about 10 minutes of it. I had to go take a shit really bad after watching even that much.

Couldn't agree more. That movie was so bad I thought I would die! Some other bad ones:

Scary Movie 2-- please just really kill me now
Eye for an Eye- Sally Field sucks ass
Ninth Gate- I could have left after the first 10 minutes and not missed anything
Halloween 3- Please do not see this movie...for the love of God do not see it! It has nothing to do with Michael Myers and just is an overall drain on humanity!

God there are so many that I can't list them all.... ever watch USA Up Allnight? Any movie played on that could be listed.....

mag7chris · 08-03-2003, 04:40 PM

daredevil and any ben affleck(sp) movie.

08-04-2003, 09:34 PM

Joe versus the Volcano.

Worst.

Movie.

Ever.

more fire · 08-05-2003, 07:15 AM

I just saw anaconda. I doubt films get much worse than this.

07-19-2003, 08:06 PM	#127 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	Even though im a huge SW fan.. phantom sucked..why? Darth Vader created cp30? and anakin is the chosen on to bring balance to the force.. correct me if im wrong.. but if i was on the ruleing jedi concil and noticed that there was more good guys than bad guys.. i would have killed anakin on the spot.. lol that and the movie was like playing a new game.. the first three missions are turtorials.. anakin was asking noob questions assuming that the majority of sw fans have never even heard of star wars... __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

07-23-2003, 05:33 AM	#128 (permalink)
timmy701 Upright	Battlefield Earth... shudder Beowulf w/ Christopher Lambert Meet the Feebles and just about anything that Ben Affleck has touched after Good Will Hunting (except maybe the Kevin Smith Movies) no... wait... Dogma sucked too. __________________ "He who shall, so shall he hoo"

07-23-2003, 06:42 PM	#132 (permalink)
Concertina Upright Location: Between the 1st and 40th drink...	Meet the Feebles?!?! That movie rocks my fucking world!!! `A River Runs Through IT `Dancing with Wolves `Anything with Keven Costner except 13 Days. `Event Horizon....made me want to die `Grease 2 `Any Pokemon, Power Rangers, any other movie based on Japanese cartoon shit. `Hollow Man....kill.me.now `The Horse Whisperer....ick `My Blue Heaven Thats all I can think of for now....and just to add my $.02 to the Gangs of New York conversation...Martin Scorsese at his worst is still better than most directors at their best.... m __________________ ~I got a fever above my waist~

08-03-2003, 12:50 PM	#133 (permalink)
striderkevin Crazy Location: Can't tell you, then I'd have to kill you.	Charlie's Angels __________________ "A false life is equal to death. Be your true self" -Strider Hiryu

07-16-2003, 05:31 PM	#121 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	John Q. Maybe not the worst I have ever seen, but the worst movie with a great actor (D. Washington.) My wife and I were racking up the continuity issues, laughable acting jobs, horribly bad costumes and preachy, awful writing.

07-16-2003, 07:49 PM	#122 (permalink)
kod Upright	A.I. is quite possibly the worst high-profile movie I have ever seen. It was only made bearable by laughing my ass off at the creepy oedipal complex shit. Oh, and Ghost Dog rules.

07-18-2003, 08:22 PM	#124 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	Any J-Lo movie... 95% of them are rip offs and huge cliches of movie storylines that have been used to death

07-18-2003, 11:27 PM	#125 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Dumb and Dumberer Worst. Movie. Ever. I wanted to walk out of the theatre in the middle it was so dumb, and this is my type of movie (i thought the first one was funny and other slapstick comedies). It was horrible

07-19-2003, 09:15 AM	#126 (permalink)
Gman Insane Location: Down South In Louisiana	Definately Crossroads. Two female friends of mine forced me to watch that movie with them, because during the summer the three of us were going to go on a road trip "and, omg! It'd be just like this movie! You HAVE to watch." It wasn't anything like the movie, I didn't have sex with either of them

07-23-2003, 07:38 AM	#129 (permalink)
Garbalo69 Tilted	Jeepers Creepers is THE worst movie ever. Fuck.

07-23-2003, 07:55 AM	#130 (permalink)
amge Crazy	AI Serious, I want my money back.

07-23-2003, 06:12 PM	#131 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	the Royal Tennenbaums.... with all the famous actors/actresses that were in it, it really sucked, couldnt sit through the whole thing.. 13th Warrior, Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, I thought were all great.....at least in my opinion

08-03-2003, 03:23 PM	#134 (permalink)
CrazyIntent Tilted	Joy Ride Double Jeopardy

08-03-2003, 04:40 PM	#136 (permalink)
mag7chris Crazy	daredevil and any ben affleck(sp) movie.

08-04-2003, 09:34 PM	#137 (permalink)
Achernar Guest	Joe versus the Volcano. Worst. Movie. Ever.

08-05-2003, 07:15 AM	#138 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	I just saw anaconda. I doubt films get much worse than this.