crow_daw

hey moist, you're not alone, I actually meant to include What Dreams May Come, it just slipped my mind. The movie is beautiful, like the scenery, but holy hell, it sucks huge ass. And so does Patch Adams and Bicentennial Man, now THAT is Robin at his worst.

Hey guys, could you remind of how The Pledge in it, cause unless I'm confusing that movie with something else, I liked it at first, but I can't recall the end. Can someone refresh me?

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RoloTomassy

From Dusk Till Dawn 3
The Flinestones Movie
Reign of Fire
Unbreakable (I'm not sure this was bad so much as misleading, they marketed this movie as a great action type thing, so I figure it'd be good for a quick lil watch... nope, it just went on and on and on and on....)

rogue49

Scary Movie - I walked out in the first 5 minutes
Flintstones 2
Spy Kids 2 - I got stuck seeing this with my cousin's kids
Highlander 2 - the original issue (totally ruined the concept & bad movie to boot)

nate_dawg

I didnt even know that there were two of them, let alone 3?

how about

CADDYSHACK 2, probably the worst sequal I've ever seen.
it's so bad it even taints caddyshack.
they NEVER should have even thought about trying to make a sequal to that.

Mr_Q

I'd have to agree with Battlefield Earth and Ghosts of Mars. Both utterly terrible.

dtheriault

First off: Ghost Dog was pretty cool except for one thing. They had him quoting from the Samuri Code which was written by a loser Samuri. They should have had him quoting from the Book of Five Rings by Miyamoto and then I would’ve kowtowed with mad props.

Worst Movies:
Any Paulie Shore movie
Mars Attacks
The Punisher with Dolph Lungren (if I had a gun while watching I would’ve killed myself.)


ALL TIME WORST: Mid 1980’s Volleyball Movie “Sideout.” Damn. it sucked.

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Conclamo Ludus

Battlefield Earth and The Patriot.

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A lot of the movies mentioned have at least a little entertainment value simply becuase they're so incredbly cheesy or goofy. You can MST3K them but Joe Vs. the Volcano is just plain bad. No redeeming value whatsoever.

smarm

Event Horizon. It was like a black hole for badness... a singularity of crap... ugh.

Keeping with the theme...

Disney's Black Hole was atrocious, as well.

buffto

"Da hip hop witch"

BentNotTwisted

Um, I changed my mind.
Mars Attacks is so bad it might just become a cult classic like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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"A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson

"Gladiator" sucked ass too.

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Wing Commander.

Oh, and SOMEONE has to stick up for Spice World. That thing was hilarious in a cheesy way!

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Stiltzkin

I haven't heard of half the crap metioned here, but its not possible for any of it to be worse than Queen of the Damned. I'm glad I never went to go see it in theaters. My pal rented it and I could only stand watching about 10 minutes of it. I had to go take a shit really bad after watching even that much.

Ok I was thinking about this and I had to go back and edit this post. Some other movies sucked so much ass I had to mention them:

-All the Spy Kids movies ::gags just thinking about it::
-Space Jam
-Scream 2 & 3 (first one was barely ok)
-All of the non-Michael Keaton Batman movies. Val Kilmer and Klooney and whoever else has made a piece of shit batman movie should be shot

I'll probably come back to this post as more come to mind. By the way, some of the movies mentioned here were actually pretty ok, like Mars Attacks. Granted it's a piece of shit, but it least its watchable.

Ok, more stuff to rant on about.

Theoretically a "serious" *cough* *cough* *cough* movie with the premise of having a lesbian couple as the protagonist is in theory an excellent idea (who doesn't love lesbians?) but "Mulholland Drive" and "Lost and Delirious" were so boring and pointless (emphasis on pointless) that I almost hung myself, save for a couple of scenes thrown into the movies that *barely* made them watchable.

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absorbentishe

Hudson Hawk starring Bruce Willis. I think it spend 2 days in theaters then went to video that they couldn't give away.

BonesCPA

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (that's an hour and a half of my life I will never get back)
Sense & Sensibility (was movie on a plane - started to consider the parachutes)
Home Fries (gave as gift to future wife - thought Drew Barrymore, it has got to be a romantic comedy. Oh, how so wrong I was.)

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boredjerk

I really hated Gladiator. Definitely not the worst movie I've ever seen, but predictable bullshit nontheless. Proof that people are stupid. I hated Mallrats too, but maybe just because I hate the mall.

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boredjerk

dammit, i gotta either sober up or actually read the shit i previously posted.

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m0rpheus

Boewolf starring Christopher Lambert in a retelling of the classic saga in a post-apocalyptic future. *Shudder* repressed memories resurfacing...

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Eiresol

One of the worst yes.
She wasnt that great at all. In fact she annoyed the hell out of me. Just because she got an oscar for it doesnt mean she was great. Who cares about an oscar anyway? I don't let oscars influence my decision to watch a film. Afterall they are acadamey awards, nothing to do with us regular joe soaps.
Heavy movie? yeah I suppose so. Perhaps worst was a bit strong. Over-rated certainly. Billy Bob Thornton is nothing to write home about either. Hated every minute of this film. But I hated Gangs of New York more.
Either way I stand by my decision to include them.
Along with Dude Where's My Car?

frankgrimes

I don't see "Starship Troopers" mentioned yet. That will have to be my nominee.

Semi-Normal

You guys listing Mars Attacks do actually realise that it's a piss-take of old-school aliens invade earth movies right? It's intentionally bad (while being brilliant at the same time) and therefore I don't think it counts.

I haven't seen many REALLY bad movies, but the worst I have seen would easily be Dungeons and Dragons.

Oh, and just about anything with Adam Sandler in it.

Meaty Urologist

Supertroopers = shit movie.

Also, Santa With Muscles starring Hulk Hogan. I actually saw that in the theater. A friend and I were the only two in the theater on opening day. Wow, it blows.

jgrayson_au

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Three.

Why do I LOATH it so? Well for a starters, NOBODY dies of a chainsaw, there is VERY little massacre (bout 3 bodies).... the dumb bitch (RENEE ZELWEGER) apologieses to the serial killers all the time.... it's very "run to death or run to help"

You know how some bad movies are so bad, you laugh.... this is SO bad you skip straight past laugh and your eyes curl back inside your head, make a b'line for your throat and try to sufforcate you just for the sheer plain humanity of it all!

DO NOT WATCH! Unless (you want to become) very suicidal

Get the idea?

SiN

hm...brilliant? no. but i agree on the rest.
i just saw it recently (yes, for the first time) and i found it watchable. and i'm veeerrry picky about movies.
:shrug:

heh. i hate that movie too.

couple funny bits redeem it tho. literacola and chickenfucker.

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definatly the Blair Witch Project

healyk

The only movie I ever really wanted to walk out of was Oprah's magnum opus: Beloved. This piece of trash had everything: slavery, poltergeists, a daughter returning from the dead, and a close up of Oprah herself squatting in the front yard and pissing. Best of all, it's only 3 hours long!

Xixox

Ugh... I'd forgotten about Dungeons & Dragons. They could have done so much more with it if they had taken the concept seriously.
I consider it the movie version of a bunch of drunk guys playing the game for the first time.

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I thought The Haunting sucked balls..my friends and I were making noise towards the end since we were so fucking bored, and no one seemed to care. Overhyped mess.

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JohnnyRock

I haven't seen Puch Drunk Love on here--not that it would matter to me anyway--that movie was HORRIBLE...it made no sense, had no real story and was Adam SAndler at his worst [I am a fan, normally...I even liked Little Nicky!!!]

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Any movie with Adam Sandler

Any movie with Rob Schneider

Any movie with Pauly Shore

Rhinestone with Sylvester Stallone (Where he sings country music) is heinous!

Any movie that even remotely involves Meg Ryan (Admittedly, I thoroughly despise all chick flicks). City of Angels was particularly horrendous!!!

Crossroads (The POS with Britney Spears) Absolutely unbearable!!

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Just bad.

Oh, and Little Nicky. Both of these movies I was angry to have paid to see, especially Little Nicky because I didn't want to watch it in the first place.

merkerguitars

Charlies angels......watched the whole tape on fast forward it was so bad.

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mortal kombat was pretty shit
but super mario bros was a disgrace to mankind

ReggErving

Dude Where's My Car

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supersix2

I don't recall seeing any of the Jason or Freddy Kruger movies on the list. Those have go to be the worst. I saw the first 5 minutes of Jason X out of pure curiosity and because I was bored at work (I work at a theater). It was terrible. In fact as I walked out so did half (4 people) of the crowd.
Now they are coming out with a Freddy vs. Jason movie. I shudder to think about how much that will suck.

Mael

worst. movies. ever.

http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films

fourleaf

Good God... I've been reminded of some terrible flicks in this thread (Battlefield Earth, Glitter, and Showgirls come to mind), but there are a lot of movies here that don't really qualify as the worst. I mean the critics told everyone that Hudson Hawk was shite, but that movie wasn't all that terrible. And Spice World? Never seen it, don't want to; you know a nomination for that movie is not something many people will disagree with.
But what about big-budget blockbusters that we get shoved at us? Personally, I believe the worst of these is MI2. Mission Impossible: Enjoying a single second of this blow everything to shit for no apparent reason adopted bastard child of a very cool series. What the hell did it have to do with intrigue? Where was the suspense? *piece of shite*. At least the first one was somehow related to the original series.
Other complete wastes: Sliver, Proof of Life, and Highlander: Endgame. I almost cut off my own head! Damn, I can't believe I bought tickets to all those movies.

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Titanc, and mission to mars both made me sick to watch.

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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, even though everyone I know loves it.