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muckluck · 08-08-2003, 10:13 PM

What is everyones worst movie?? Mine is Dude Wheres My Car (it was stupid)

sadatx · 08-08-2003, 11:12 PM

When lying on the couch, bored out of my mind, drinking a beer, Dude Where's My Car? seems like a good way to spend an hour and a half.

COOL WORLD gets my vote. That's the first movie I remember seeing and hating. What a jumbled mess. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, need I add:

THE PHANTOM MENACE

Click on the link for a concise essay arguing why this movie sucks:

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/movie...tommenace.html

....and, there's also CHICAGO (just because everyone loved it even though it's a blight on the musical genre and insult to all great Gene Kelly movies)

I'm sure I could go on but that's all I can think of for now.

Great Scott · 08-08-2003, 11:44 PM

Ishtar. Those of you unfortunate enough to have seen it will know exactly what I am talking about.

BigGov · 08-09-2003, 12:23 AM

Turbulance 1, 2, and 3.

The first one is so bad it's funny. There is a scene where the woman is beating the bad guy over the head with a fire estinguisher. She then throws it away and runs in the opposite direction. In the place where she's in a position to do what any rational person would do and beat his head until it's a puddle of red mush, she throws the weapon away and runs.

Turbulance 2 and 3 were even worse. I mean, the first one was so horrid seeing Turbulance 2 immediatly brings the though, "Wait, they made ANOTHER one?!" into your head. Seeing the third one makes you swear hell has frozen over and eskimos have taken over.

Kyp · 08-09-2003, 01:24 AM

I'm sure lots of people are gonna read this and think "WTF is wrong with this guy?!" but...

The Godfather Parts 1 and 2 (Never saw 3)

These movies provided absolutly no entertainment value for me whatsoever, and I was constantly looking at my watch thinking "When will it ever end?!"

I'm not too sure about anything else. Movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and the like I tend to like okay, not hate but not love. They're fun to watch as long as you know how incredibly stupid they're going to be.

Mephisto2 · 08-09-2003, 02:00 AM

Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange BIZARO WORLD!!

I conclude you say "Hello" when leaving and "Goodbye" when you arrive. You sleep during the day and work at night. You derive sustenance from toxins and clean fresh water is poision to you.

Behold! Kyp of Bizaro World. Our next Comic Book Anti-Hero!!!

Mr Mephisto

bundy · 08-09-2003, 03:13 AM

i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i can´t even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.

Pellaz · 08-09-2003, 07:25 AM

Dungeons and Dragons

I like bad horror/sci-fi/fantsay, and went in expecting this to be bad, but, really now, I could spend the next thousand years clawing my eyes out and not forget this movie. How often has a movie killed a persons tv career, anyway? Poor little sinbad...

more fire · 08-09-2003, 07:27 AM

Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.

Steveye · 08-09-2003, 07:35 AM

Without a doubt......The Matrix.

Hated it.

gnort · 08-09-2003, 08:07 AM

Ok...now since we're talking worst movie of all time I'd have to say Manos: the Hands of Fate. There were so many horrible horror/sci-fi movie since the 50's that movies like Dude Where's my Car looks like gold compared to them...although i still hate it.

h2g2Fan · 08-09-2003, 08:09 AM

1 vote for Orange County.

Jesus Christ.

BurntToast · 08-09-2003, 09:44 AM

Gone Fishing with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover... went on a date with this girl and went to see it... it was so horrid we were too bored to even make out during it.

Kyp · 08-09-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange BIZARO WORLD!!

, Dude, Where's My Car? was quite entertaining actually. It had a few good laughs in it. I never said it was a masterpeice, I just said that I can find entertainment in movies like it. My bizaro world is pretty strange sometimes, but I don't mind most the time. I can find stupid movies entertaining, when the stupid is meant to be funny. I'm not gonna start bashing Godfather though because I know I'd get a lot of people mad at me. :-P

floonine · 08-09-2003, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by more fire
Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.

How about the sequel? It was much worse, in my opinion.
One of my favorite movies to HATE is First Knight, with richard gere and sean connery (no offense to mr connery).

I also thought 3 kings and boogynights were both contrived pieces of pidgeon shit. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 were good because of their classic appeal, but the 3rd one was also feces from an animal I would rather not be in projectile distance from.

-Ever- · 08-09-2003, 01:24 PM

I know I have lots that I hate, but the only one I can think of off the top my mind is some movie with Bill Paxton where he gets these messages from 'god' to torture his kids....What a weird, stupid movie that was...

CSflim · 08-09-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyp
I'm sure lots of people are gonna read this and think "WTF is wrong with this guy?!" but...

The Godfather Parts 1 and 2 (Never saw 3)

These movies provided absolutly no entertainment value for me whatsoever, and I was constantly looking at my watch thinking "When will it ever end?!"

I'm not too sure about anything else. Movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and the like I tend to like okay, not hate but not love. They're fun to watch as long as you know how incredibly stupid they're going to be.

WTF is wrong with this guy!?

/obvious

Double D · 08-09-2003, 02:34 PM

The Blair Witch Project.

It was not even a bit scary and it was stupid.

Arc101 · 08-09-2003, 04:05 PM

The only film I've ever walked out on was Dumb & Dumber - that film was so crap.
But the worst film would have to be Highlander II, because the first one was so good, and I was so dissapointed that the second one was so unbelievable, awful, terrible. How did this film every get made.
But I also have to mention any film with Madonna in it should be burnt, the ashes put in a big hole in the ground and a massive building built on top to protect humanity from any more pain !

JumpinJesus · 08-09-2003, 05:12 PM

Weekend at Bernie's 2

I mean christ, for how long can you drag around a dead body and <b>every single f***ing person</b> can't figure out it's a corpse?

The first one was funny, though.

cliv · 08-10-2003, 02:26 PM

I've seen so many bad movies, I can't remember then all.

Here IMDB's official list: http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films/

World's King · 08-10-2003, 05:23 PM

Fight Club.

Just another pointless "Anti-Hero" movie that should have been scrapped.

And what the fuck was with the crotch flashing?

Jesus Pimp · 08-10-2003, 05:25 PM

Nailgun Massacre

buclao · 08-10-2003, 06:25 PM

Mr. Nanny or Suburban Comando. Whoever told Hulk Hogan that he was a competent actor should get gang raped by 350 lbs prison convicts.

Kyp · 08-10-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by World's King
Fight Club.

Just another pointless "Anti-Hero" movie that should have been scrapped.

Yay, now I'm not the only person that's going to get bashed for not liking popular movies!

Spektr · 08-10-2003, 07:55 PM

Contact with Jodi Foster! I fucking hate this goddamn movie! You wait about 23 hours through the most boring goddamn sci-fi crap ever put in a movie to see some fucking aliens...and who shows up?????!! Jodi fucking Foster's goddamn dead father!

Batman976 · 08-10-2003, 08:02 PM

Okay, so I realize that some may not have liked movies that many others really enjoyed, but come on... Worst movie of all time? There is no way that Fight Club, The Matrix, or The Godfather (AFI's top 100 - #3) compares amongst the likes of Glitter or Kazaam. I mean come on...

Batman976 · 08-10-2003, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Mephisto
Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange BIZARO WORLD!!

I conclude you say "Hello" when leaving and "Goodbye" when you arrive. You sleep during the day and work at night. You derive sustenance from toxins and clean fresh water is poision to you.

Oh, and shouldn't he say "badbye?"

(Obligatory Seinfeld reference)

Plan9Senior · 08-10-2003, 08:50 PM

Armageddon. Machine gun on space vehicle= nuff said. Corny all the way through.

ReggErving · 08-10-2003, 09:15 PM

Entertained by Dude, Where is My Car? But can't seem to enjoy Godfather flicks, the poster must be in his early teens or has a MDA or coke problem and can't sit still for a minute to concentrate on anything.

Kyp · 08-10-2003, 09:53 PM

I love how my opinion of a movie that differs from many other peoples automatically makes me an early teen, or have MDA or a coke problem. You don't see me in here ranting and raving about how good Fast and the Furious and XXX are, do you? I do have a taste for movies, it just doesn't apply to The Godfather.

nostalgic1 · 08-10-2003, 10:00 PM

pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker...

HeyAgain · 08-10-2003, 10:35 PM

"House on Haunted Hill" 1999 crappy-remake

Storyline: Six strangers have the chance to make $1,000,000 EACH. All they have to do is make it through the night alive.

The whole movie sucked from the very beginning. You can tell it was a bad movie since Chris Kattan was one of the lead characters in the movie. I kept laughing at the amateurish special effects and the horrendous dialogue. Nothing made any sense at all. But the worst part of the movie was the ending where the ghost decides not to kill Taye Diggs since he yells, "I'm adopted!” Scary indeed.

A quote from another reviewer, “Leave as soon as you see the pubic hair.”

Maveric · 08-11-2003, 12:33 AM

jeepers creepers, although i have to admit they did awesome marketing... i went to the theater to thinking to see a scary movie and ended up walking out wanting a refund..

Jonsgirl · 08-11-2003, 12:42 AM

John Carpenter's Vampires. The only movie I've ever wanted to walk out of in the theater. *bleh*

juanvaldes · 08-11-2003, 01:11 AM

The Crow 2

agentsmith · 08-11-2003, 05:27 AM

worst movie I've seen: Fatal Fury

doomdoom · 08-11-2003, 07:54 AM

Killer Klowns From Outer Space...unless you like b-grade horror, then its a masterpiece
on that note, just about anything that has been showcased on MST3K

Bridget Jone's Diary

jeepers creepers and mummy 2 would have been at the top but they were way to unintentionally funny. so they have been upgraded to mediocre in my mind

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-11-2003, 08:30 AM

I can't believe no body said pootie tang. A lot of people said they couldn't even sit through the whole thing it was such garbage.

Batman976 · 08-11-2003, 08:42 AM

I cracked up during Pootie Tang.

Sa da tay.

08-08-2003, 10:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
muckluck Psycho	Worst movie of all time What is everyones worst movie?? Mine is Dude Wheres My Car (it was stupid)

08-09-2003, 12:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
BigGov WoW or Class... Location: UWW	Turbulance 1, 2, and 3. The first one is so bad it's funny. There is a scene where the woman is beating the bad guy over the head with a fire estinguisher. She then throws it away and runs in the opposite direction. In the place where she's in a position to do what any rational person would do and beat his head until it's a puddle of red mush, she throws the weapon away and runs. Turbulance 2 and 3 were even worse. I mean, the first one was so horrid seeing Turbulance 2 immediatly brings the though, "Wait, they made ANOTHER one?!" into your head. Seeing the third one makes you swear hell has frozen over and eskimos have taken over. __________________ One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

08-09-2003, 01:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I'm sure lots of people are gonna read this and think "WTF is wrong with this guy?!" but... The Godfather Parts 1 and 2 (Never saw 3) These movies provided absolutly no entertainment value for me whatsoever, and I was constantly looking at my watch thinking "When will it ever end?!" I'm not too sure about anything else. Movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and the like I tend to like okay, not hate but not love. They're fun to watch as long as you know how incredibly stupid they're going to be. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

08-09-2003, 03:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i say this everytime this thread comes around... 1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said. 2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i can´t even remember what it was about cos it was so shit. 3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-09-2003, 07:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pellaz Addict Location: Texas	Dungeons and Dragons I like bad horror/sci-fi/fantsay, and went in expecting this to be bad, but, really now, I could spend the next thousand years clawing my eyes out and not forget this movie. How often has a movie killed a persons tv career, anyway? Poor little sinbad... __________________ " ' Big Mouth. Remember it took three of you to kill me. A god, a boy, and, last and least, a hero.' "

08-08-2003, 11:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
sadatx Psycho	When lying on the couch, bored out of my mind, drinking a beer, Dude Where's My Car? seems like a good way to spend an hour and a half. COOL WORLD gets my vote. That's the first movie I remember seeing and hating. What a jumbled mess. Makes no sense whatsoever. Also, need I add: THE PHANTOM MENACE Click on the link for a concise essay arguing why this movie sucks: http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/movie...tommenace.html ....and, there's also CHICAGO (just because everyone loved it even though it's a blight on the musical genre and insult to all great Gene Kelly movies) I'm sure I could go on but that's all I can think of for now.

08-08-2003, 11:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Great Scott Insane Location: In a huge maze just trying to find my cheese	Ishtar. Those of you unfortunate enough to have seen it will know exactly what I am talking about.

08-09-2003, 02:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange BIZARO WORLD!! I conclude you say "Hello" when leaving and "Goodbye" when you arrive. You sleep during the day and work at night. You derive sustenance from toxins and clean fresh water is poision to you. Behold! Kyp of Bizaro World. Our next Comic Book Anti-Hero!!! Mr Mephisto

08-09-2003, 07:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.

08-09-2003, 07:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Steveye Upright Location: Tx	Without a doubt......The Matrix. Hated it.

08-09-2003, 08:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	Ok...now since we're talking worst movie of all time I'd have to say Manos: the Hands of Fate. There were so many horrible horror/sci-fi movie since the 50's that movies like Dude Where's my Car looks like gold compared to them...although i still hate it. __________________ You had me at Qapla'

08-09-2003, 08:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
h2g2Fan Loser Location: University of Maryland at College Park	1 vote for Orange County. Jesus Christ.

08-09-2003, 09:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
BurntToast Here, yet not all there. Location: Franklinville, NJ	Gone Fishing with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover... went on a date with this girl and went to see it... it was so horrid we were too bored to even make out during it. __________________ The taint. Conveniently located between the snack bar and the dumpster.

08-09-2003, 01:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	I know I have lots that I hate, but the only one I can think of off the top my mind is some movie with Bill Paxton where he gets these messages from 'god' to torture his kids....What a weird, stupid movie that was... __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

08-09-2003, 02:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
Double D Junkie Location: Chicagoland	The Blair Witch Project. It was not even a bit scary and it was stupid.

08-09-2003, 04:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	The only film I've ever walked out on was Dumb & Dumber - that film was so crap. But the worst film would have to be Highlander II, because the first one was so good, and I was so dissapointed that the second one was so unbelievable, awful, terrible. How did this film every get made. But I also have to mention any film with Madonna in it should be burnt, the ashes put in a big hole in the ground and a massive building built on top to protect humanity from any more pain !

08-09-2003, 05:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Weekend at Bernie's 2 I mean christ, for how long can you drag around a dead body and <b>every single f**ing person</b> can't figure out it's a corpse? The first one was funny, though. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses*

08-10-2003, 02:26 PM	#21 (permalink)
cliv Insane Location: New Jersey, USA	I've seen so many bad movies, I can't remember then all. Here IMDB's official list: http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films/

08-10-2003, 05:23 PM	#22 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Fight Club. Just another pointless "Anti-Hero" movie that should have been scrapped. And what the fuck was with the crotch flashing? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-10-2003, 05:25 PM	#23 (permalink)
Jesus Pimp The Original JizzSmacka	Nailgun Massacre __________________ Never date anyone who doesn't make your dick hard.

08-10-2003, 06:25 PM	#24 (permalink)
buclao Insane	Mr. Nanny or Suburban Comando. Whoever told Hulk Hogan that he was a competent actor should get gang raped by 350 lbs prison convicts.

08-10-2003, 07:55 PM	#26 (permalink)
Spektr Copacetic Location: Nati	Contact with Jodi Foster! I fucking hate this goddamn movie! You wait about 23 hours through the most boring goddamn sci-fi crap ever put in a movie to see some fucking aliens...and who shows up?????!! Jodi fucking Foster's goddamn dead father!

08-10-2003, 08:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Okay, so I realize that some may not have liked movies that many others really enjoyed, but come on... Worst movie of all time? There is no way that Fight Club, The Matrix, or The Godfather (AFI's top 100 - #3) compares amongst the likes of Glitter or Kazaam. I mean come on... __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

08-10-2003, 08:50 PM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	Armageddon. Machine gun on space vehicle= nuff said. Corny all the way through.

08-10-2003, 09:15 PM	#30 (permalink)
ReggErving Addict	Entertained by Dude, Where is My Car? But can't seem to enjoy Godfather flicks, the poster must be in his early teens or has a MDA or coke problem and can't sit still for a minute to concentrate on anything. __________________ ...sitting on your bed with a samauri pose.

08-10-2003, 09:53 PM	#31 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	I love how my opinion of a movie that differs from many other peoples automatically makes me an early teen, or have MDA or a coke problem. You don't see me in here ranting and raving about how good Fast and the Furious and XXX are, do you? I do have a taste for movies, it just doesn't apply to The Godfather. __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

08-10-2003, 10:00 PM	#32 (permalink)
nostalgic1 Insane Location: Location: Location: Location:	pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker... __________________ I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best. Now I could make this obvious, and you..you could deny me all in one breath. You could shrug me off your shoulders. Just forget me.. it's that simple.

08-10-2003, 10:35 PM	#33 (permalink)
HeyAgain Psycho	"House on Haunted Hill" 1999 crappy-remake Storyline: Six strangers have the chance to make $1,000,000 EACH. All they have to do is make it through the night alive. The whole movie sucked from the very beginning. You can tell it was a bad movie since Chris Kattan was one of the lead characters in the movie. I kept laughing at the amateurish special effects and the horrendous dialogue. Nothing made any sense at all. But the worst part of the movie was the ending where the ghost decides not to kill Taye Diggs since he yells, "I'm adopted!” Scary indeed. A quote from another reviewer, “Leave as soon as you see the pubic hair.”

08-11-2003, 12:33 AM	#34 (permalink)
Maveric Insane Location: Houston, Texas	jeepers creepers, although i have to admit they did awesome marketing... i went to the theater to thinking to see a scary movie and ended up walking out wanting a refund..

08-11-2003, 12:42 AM	#35 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	John Carpenter's Vampires. The only movie I've ever wanted to walk out of in the theater. bleh __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

08-11-2003, 01:11 AM	#36 (permalink)
juanvaldes Banned Location: shittown, CA	The Crow 2

08-11-2003, 05:27 AM	#37 (permalink)
agentsmith Crazy	worst movie I've seen: Fatal Fury

08-11-2003, 07:54 AM	#38 (permalink)
doomdoom Tilted Location: Upstate, NY	Killer Klowns From Outer Space...unless you like b-grade horror, then its a masterpiece on that note, just about anything that has been showcased on MST3K Bridget Jone's Diary jeepers creepers and mummy 2 would have been at the top but they were way to unintentionally funny. so they have been upgraded to mediocre in my mind

08-11-2003, 08:30 AM	#39 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	I can't believe no body said pootie tang. A lot of people said they couldn't even sit through the whole thing it was such garbage. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-11-2003, 08:42 AM	#40 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	I cracked up during Pootie Tang. Sa da tay. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.