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Turbulance 1, 2, and 3.
The first one is so bad it's funny. There is a scene where the woman is beating the bad guy over the head with a fire estinguisher. She then throws it away and runs in the opposite direction. In the place where she's in a position to do what any rational person would do and beat his head until it's a puddle of red mush, she throws the weapon away and runs.
Turbulance 2 and 3 were even worse. I mean, the first one was so horrid seeing Turbulance 2 immediatly brings the though, "Wait, they made ANOTHER one?!" into your head. Seeing the third one makes you swear hell has frozen over and eskimos have taken over.
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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"
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