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Apache · 08-16-2003, 03:22 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nostalgic1
pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker... [/QUO

As I started out reading this I was for sure that I would be the only one to mention the movie "what dreams may come". I do however enjoy Robin Williams but this movie sucked big time. The ONLY time I have ever wanted to leave the theatre in the middle of something was when I wasted money to go and see this.

I also thought more than 1 person would say the blair witch project, that too sucked big time

BigGov · 08-16-2003, 06:54 PM

New winner.

Cruel Intentions 2.

At least the first one was almost halfway decent, the second one is just a total joke.

i_t_man · 08-17-2003, 01:32 PM

Spaced Invaders, one of the only movies I've ever walked out on.

On a side note, Hudson Hawk is consistantly called one of the worst movies ever and frankly I don't understand why. I've seen it about 10 times and I laugh every time. Yes it's stupid, yest it's slapstick, yes the acting is horrible, just like Austin Powers.

I'm convinced the critics thought it was supposed to be a serious film.

bparker805 · 08-17-2003, 01:43 PM

AI hands down. I've heard so many people say how bad they felt for the kid in that movie... HE IS A FUCKING ROBOT! Just pull the gawd damn plug and be done with it.

anomie45 · 08-17-2003, 06:29 PM

Anything with Tom Hanks

irieemon · 08-18-2003, 10:34 AM

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

snicka · 08-18-2003, 11:48 AM

Jackie Chans "Fantasy Mission Force" is by far the worst movie ever produced.

though RollerBlade Warriors is a close second.

johnnymysto · 08-18-2003, 12:28 PM

Highlander 2 - Blecch, ptooey!!!

em1014 · 08-20-2003, 12:17 AM

legion of the dead

AntHackerX · 08-20-2003, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by i_t_man
On a side note, Hudson Hawk is consistantly called one of the worst movies ever and frankly I don't understand why. I've seen it about 10 times and I laugh every time. Yes it's stupid, yest it's slapstick, yes the acting is horrible, just like Austin Powers.

I'm convinced the critics thought it was supposed to be a serious film.

Yeah, that movie is great...

I think its just Bruce Willis. He is awesome.

FlorentinoAriza · 08-20-2003, 12:43 AM

un été inoubliable
it was spoken in hungarian without subtitles
the only movie i ever walked out of
(it was a sneak preview)

@ i_t_man : i also found hudson hawk enjoyable, cheesy but enjoyable. not as bad as people say.

Nikilidstrom · 08-20-2003, 07:14 AM

I may have already thrown my 2 cents worth into this thread somewhere, but whats 2 cents more?

The worst movie by far is Blair Witch Project 2. How do you take a completely original idea, which was a great movie and kicked ass in the theatres, then do the exact opposite for the sequel, and expect to make a good movie? That was a giant steaming pile of shit if Ive ever seen one.

heyy424 · 08-20-2003, 09:57 AM

kung pow

Kaos · 08-20-2003, 11:22 AM

I'm with Batman976 on this one...Pootie Tang was good.

“I’m gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine. Sipi-tai!”

And for worst movie...many have been mentioned already, but anything with J-Lo. Talk about cookie cutter plots.

Lasereth · 08-21-2003, 06:06 PM

Cookie-Cutter plots can work sometimes. Often, it's the movies with original plots that end up sucking.

Worst movies? Let's see...Dude, Where's My Car? was horrible. The Dungeons and Dragons movie was shit too, and I'm a Dragonlance fan. The movie North with Elijah Wood sucked really bad, and not because I hate Elijah Wood or Bruce Willis. Mortal Kombat was pretty crappy. Anyone notice that it's harder to think of crappy movies than good movies? I guess it's a good sign that I'm trying to subconsciously forget the crap movies.

-Lasereth

m0rpheus · 08-21-2003, 11:09 PM

Steel starring Shaq. One of the few times I've left half way through a movie.

curtis0620 · 08-22-2003, 10:42 AM

The Hours.

Had no idea what was going on. Can't believe it was nominated for an Oscar.

bigjule · 08-22-2003, 12:30 PM

On the subject of bad films:

Undercover Brother, The Scarlet Letter (Demi Moore)

on the subject of taste in movies, here is my two cents: We have certain people in society we credit with being experts in their field. This is true in wine, automobiles and movies. The thing to realize is that some people drive their Ford Festiva to the store, pick up a bottle of Boones Farm and settle down to watch Batteries not Included.

Vales419 · 08-28-2003, 08:29 AM

MULAN FUCKING ROUGE!!!!

Aaron0000 · 08-28-2003, 02:25 PM

There are too many to list.

sakvee · 08-28-2003, 04:04 PM

Watched The Hulk a few weeks ago and it was dismal. Was so fucking boring and slow.

Fremen · 08-29-2003, 03:25 PM

I hated "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

Almost as bad was, "Another Stakeout" w/ Rosie O'Donnell

Speaking of Rosie O'Donnell, another piece of shit with her in it is, "Exit to Eden".

soopadoopa · 08-29-2003, 05:23 PM

Nodding hill. Nuff said.

DownwardSpiral · 08-29-2003, 08:48 PM

A tie for me, between Pootie Tang, and Bats. They were both horrible.

glophead · 08-29-2003, 09:05 PM

I cant believe noone has said Battlefield Earth, even though I like that movie.

JcL · 08-30-2003, 10:24 AM

Chicago I couldn't stand

AI wasn't a horrible movie in itself - but a horrible letdown. I expected more considering the cast and director.

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Anything with Tom Hanks? Thats harsh... More so then Fight Club or the Godfather IMO.

Renegade · 08-30-2003, 06:54 PM

Ghosts of Mars was probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Also many bad movies were redeemed by their MST3K conterparts.

Cowman · 08-30-2003, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JumpinJesus
Weekend at Bernie's 2

I mean christ, for how long can you drag around a dead body and <b>every single f***ing person</b> can't figure out it's a corpse?

The first one was funny, though.

aahah that was such a hilarious movie though
I'll admit it was terrible
but thats what made it so funny..seeing him dancing around..
awesome stuff

J-DaWg · 08-31-2003, 05:36 AM

Jeeper Creepers ... and there is a sequel to this lame-ass move ... weak!

el mas pingon · 08-31-2003, 06:13 AM

Joe Vs The Volcano.

2 hours i will NEVER get back.

PredeconInferno · 08-31-2003, 11:05 AM

American Beauty was a terrible movie and never should have been made.

PredeconInferno · 08-31-2003, 11:19 AM

This reminds me, my ex-girlfriend hated Two Towers... I yelled at her for that one.

Esoteric · 08-31-2003, 11:38 AM

Legally Blonde

Hrothgar · 08-31-2003, 02:43 PM

I haven't seen it but apparently Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny is.

t3m3st · 08-31-2003, 06:20 PM

K19
were they russian, british, or american? the actors couldn't seem to make up their minds. Not the worst movie tho, it had a good script. Actors fudged it up.

worst movie ever - i wish i knew what it was called... was about some guy who inherited a farm and came back to claim it but didn't want it, and he meets up with this girl he used to go out with and shes married to someone he had hated... saw it on tv... not all of it... don't remember the title, hope noone here does either... bad actors, sad script, poor story

also, since Fight Club, The Matrix, and the Harry Potters have been brought up, flamers of said movies should shoot themselves in the kneecaps. ya... cuz they all like, kicked ass!

t3m3st · 08-31-2003, 06:22 PM

just a thought... even thoiugh i've already done this too...

If we want to figure out what the worst movie of all time is, we should find one that noone likes, rather than defending all over the place ie: godfather

trench · 09-01-2003, 01:23 AM

I agree with two that were mentioned in Highlander 2 ( I thought there could be only one) and the Crow 2 but for me the one that takes the cake was Starship Troopers. Denise Richards couldn't even save that movie.

(damn you Charlie Sheen)

Halx · 09-01-2003, 02:30 AM

Mortal Kombat was a cool movie, but Mortal Kombat 2 was ASS!!!

Also complete ass: Mystery Men, Johnny English

Jameson · 09-01-2003, 03:26 AM

Worst movie I ever went to see in the theatre is Highlander 2 hands down. NOT Sean Connery's worst film though...that honour goes to Zardoz....

tommyboy · 09-01-2003, 05:39 AM

I have seen an awful lot of bad movies. The most recent worst movie I would have to say was Triple XXX. Vin Deseil cant act at all. The only thing that kept me watching was catching glimses of that bad ass 67 goat.

08-16-2003, 06:54 PM	#82 (permalink)
BigGov WoW or Class... Location: UWW	New winner. Cruel Intentions 2. At least the first one was almost halfway decent, the second one is just a total joke. __________________ One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

08-17-2003, 01:32 PM	#83 (permalink)
i_t_man Tilted Location: Seattle	Spaced Invaders, one of the only movies I've ever walked out on. On a side note, Hudson Hawk is consistantly called one of the worst movies ever and frankly I don't understand why. I've seen it about 10 times and I laugh every time. Yes it's stupid, yest it's slapstick, yes the acting is horrible, just like Austin Powers. I'm convinced the critics thought it was supposed to be a serious film. Last edited by i_t_man; 08-29-2003 at 11:36 AM..

08-18-2003, 12:28 PM	#88 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	Highlander 2 - Blecch, ptooey!!! __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

08-20-2003, 12:43 AM	#91 (permalink)
FlorentinoAriza Crazy Location: europe	un été inoubliable it was spoken in hungarian without subtitles the only movie i ever walked out of (it was a sneak preview) @ i_t_man : i also found hudson hawk enjoyable, cheesy but enjoyable. not as bad as people say. __________________ --- this space for rent --- pm me

08-21-2003, 06:06 PM	#95 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	Cookie-Cutter plots can work sometimes. Often, it's the movies with original plots that end up sucking. Worst movies? Let's see...Dude, Where's My Car? was horrible. The Dungeons and Dragons movie was shit too, and I'm a Dragonlance fan. The movie North with Elijah Wood sucked really bad, and not because I hate Elijah Wood or Bruce Willis. Mortal Kombat was pretty crappy. Anyone notice that it's harder to think of crappy movies than good movies? I guess it's a good sign that I'm trying to subconsciously forget the crap movies. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

08-16-2003, 03:22 PM	#81 (permalink)
Apache Insane	[QUOTE]Originally posted by nostalgic1 pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker... [/QUO As I started out reading this I was for sure that I would be the only one to mention the movie "what dreams may come". I do however enjoy Robin Williams but this movie sucked big time. The ONLY time I have ever wanted to leave the theatre in the middle of something was when I wasted money to go and see this. I also thought more than 1 person would say the blair witch project, that too sucked big time

08-17-2003, 01:43 PM	#84 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	AI hands down. I've heard so many people say how bad they felt for the kid in that movie... HE IS A FUCKING ROBOT! Just pull the gawd damn plug and be done with it.

08-17-2003, 06:29 PM	#85 (permalink)
anomie45 Upright	Anything with Tom Hanks

08-18-2003, 10:34 AM	#86 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	The Adventures of Pluto Nash

08-18-2003, 11:48 AM	#87 (permalink)
snicka Crazy	Jackie Chans "Fantasy Mission Force" is by far the worst movie ever produced. though RollerBlade Warriors is a close second.

08-20-2003, 12:17 AM	#89 (permalink)
em1014 Crazy	legion of the dead

08-20-2003, 07:14 AM	#92 (permalink)
Nikilidstrom Stick it in your five hole! Location: Michigan, USA	I may have already thrown my 2 cents worth into this thread somewhere, but whats 2 cents more? The worst movie by far is Blair Witch Project 2. How do you take a completely original idea, which was a great movie and kicked ass in the theatres, then do the exact opposite for the sequel, and expect to make a good movie? That was a giant steaming pile of shit if Ive ever seen one.

08-20-2003, 09:57 AM	#93 (permalink)
heyy424 Upright	kung pow

08-20-2003, 11:22 AM	#94 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	I'm with Batman976 on this one...Pootie Tang was good. “I’m gonna sine your pitty on the runny kine. Sipi-tai!” And for worst movie...many have been mentioned already, but anything with J-Lo. Talk about cookie cutter plots.

08-21-2003, 11:09 PM	#96 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	Steel starring Shaq. One of the few times I've left half way through a movie. __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

08-28-2003, 08:29 AM	#99 (permalink)
Vales419 Crazy Location: Purgatory	MULAN FUCKING ROUGE!!!! __________________ "Here's ten bucks, bring me the head of Barry Manilow" --Dr. Denis Leary

08-29-2003, 08:48 PM	#104 (permalink)
DownwardSpiral The Funeral of Hearts Location: Trapped inside my mind. . .	A tie for me, between Pootie Tang, and Bats. They were both horrible. __________________ "So Keep on Pretending. Our Heavens Worth the Waiting. Keep on Pretending. It's Alright." -- H.I.M., "Pretending"

08-22-2003, 10:42 AM	#97 (permalink)
curtis0620 Upright	The Hours. Had no idea what was going on. Can't believe it was nominated for an Oscar.

08-22-2003, 12:30 PM	#98 (permalink)
bigjule Upright	well On the subject of bad films: Undercover Brother, The Scarlet Letter (Demi Moore) on the subject of taste in movies, here is my two cents: We have certain people in society we credit with being experts in their field. This is true in wine, automobiles and movies. The thing to realize is that some people drive their Ford Festiva to the store, pick up a bottle of Boones Farm and settle down to watch Batteries not Included.

08-28-2003, 02:25 PM	#100 (permalink)
Aaron0000 Crazy Location: CA	There are too many to list.

08-28-2003, 04:04 PM	#101 (permalink)
sakvee Tilted Location: Behind you	Watched The Hulk a few weeks ago and it was dismal. Was so fucking boring and slow.

08-29-2003, 03:25 PM	#102 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I hated "Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!" Almost as bad was, "Another Stakeout" w/ Rosie O'Donnell Speaking of Rosie O'Donnell, another piece of shit with her in it is, "Exit to Eden". __________________ Google

08-29-2003, 05:23 PM	#103 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Nodding hill. Nuff said.

08-29-2003, 09:05 PM	#105 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	I cant believe noone has said Battlefield Earth, even though I like that movie.

08-30-2003, 10:24 AM	#106 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	Chicago I couldn't stand AI wasn't a horrible movie in itself - but a horrible letdown. I expected more considering the cast and director. ---- Anything with Tom Hanks? Thats harsh... More so then Fight Club or the Godfather IMO. __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-30-2003, 06:54 PM	#107 (permalink)
Renegade Crazy Location: Midwest	Ghosts of Mars was probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Also many bad movies were redeemed by their MST3K conterparts.

08-31-2003, 05:36 AM	#109 (permalink)
J-DaWg Tilted Location: Ontario	Jeeper Creepers ... and there is a sequel to this lame-ass move ... weak!

08-31-2003, 06:13 AM	#110 (permalink)
el mas pingon Upright Location: New York	Joe Vs The Volcano. 2 hours i will NEVER get back.

08-31-2003, 11:05 AM	#111 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	American Beauty was a terrible movie and never should have been made. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

08-31-2003, 11:19 AM	#112 (permalink)
PredeconInferno Reclusiarch Location: Unfortunately Houston, TX	This reminds me, my ex-girlfriend hated Two Towers... I yelled at her for that one. __________________ Samurai in Training Knowledge is power. Guard it well.

08-31-2003, 11:38 AM	#113 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Legally Blonde __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

08-31-2003, 02:43 PM	#114 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	I haven't seen it but apparently Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny is. __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

08-31-2003, 06:20 PM	#115 (permalink)
t3m3st Vroom! Location: Toronto	K19 were they russian, british, or american? the actors couldn't seem to make up their minds. Not the worst movie tho, it had a good script. Actors fudged it up. worst movie ever - i wish i knew what it was called... was about some guy who inherited a farm and came back to claim it but didn't want it, and he meets up with this girl he used to go out with and shes married to someone he had hated... saw it on tv... not all of it... don't remember the title, hope noone here does either... bad actors, sad script, poor story also, since Fight Club, The Matrix, and the Harry Potters have been brought up, flamers of said movies should shoot themselves in the kneecaps. ya... cuz they all like, kicked ass! __________________ I do it for the rare drops

08-31-2003, 06:22 PM	#116 (permalink)
t3m3st Vroom! Location: Toronto	just a thought... even thoiugh i've already done this too... If we want to figure out what the worst movie of all time is, we should find one that noone likes, rather than defending all over the place ie: godfather __________________ I do it for the rare drops

09-01-2003, 01:23 AM	#117 (permalink)
trench Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	I agree with two that were mentioned in Highlander 2 ( I thought there could be only one) and the Crow 2 but for me the one that takes the cake was Starship Troopers. Denise Richards couldn't even save that movie. (damn you Charlie Sheen)

09-01-2003, 02:30 AM	#118 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Mortal Kombat was a cool movie, but Mortal Kombat 2 was ASS!!! Also complete ass: Mystery Men, Johnny English __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

09-01-2003, 03:26 AM	#119 (permalink)
Jameson Upright	Worst movie I ever went to see in the theatre is Highlander 2 hands down. NOT Sean Connery's worst film though...that honour goes to Zardoz....