Worst movie of all time
 

What is everyones worst movie?? Mine is Dude Wheres My Car (it was stupid)

When lying on the couch, bored out of my mind, drinking a beer, Dude Where's My Car? seems like a good way to spend an hour and a half.

COOL WORLD gets my vote. That's the first movie I remember seeing and hating. What a jumbled mess. Makes no sense whatsoever.

Also, need I add:

THE PHANTOM MENACE

Click on the link for a concise essay arguing why this movie sucks:

http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/movie...tommenace.html

....and, there's also CHICAGO (just because everyone loved it even though it's a blight on the musical genre and insult to all great Gene Kelly movies)

I'm sure I could go on but that's all I can think of for now.

Ishtar. Those of you unfortunate enough to have seen it will know exactly what I am talking about.

Turbulance 1, 2, and 3.

The first one is so bad it's funny. There is a scene where the woman is beating the bad guy over the head with a fire estinguisher. She then throws it away and runs in the opposite direction. In the place where she's in a position to do what any rational person would do and beat his head until it's a puddle of red mush, she throws the weapon away and runs.

Turbulance 2 and 3 were even worse. I mean, the first one was so horrid seeing Turbulance 2 immediatly brings the though, "Wait, they made ANOTHER one?!" into your head. Seeing the third one makes you swear hell has frozen over and eskimos have taken over.

I'm sure lots of people are gonna read this and think "WTF is wrong with this guy?!" but...

The Godfather Parts 1 and 2 (Never saw 3)

These movies provided absolutly no entertainment value for me whatsoever, and I was constantly looking at my watch thinking "When will it ever end?!"

I'm not too sure about anything else. Movies like Dude, Where's My Car? and the like I tend to like okay, not hate but not love. They're fun to watch as long as you know how incredibly stupid they're going to be.

Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange BIZARO WORLD!!

I conclude you say "Hello" when leaving and "Goodbye" when you arrive. You sleep during the day and work at night. You derive sustenance from toxins and clean fresh water is poision to you.

Behold! Kyp of Bizaro World. Our next Comic Book Anti-Hero!!!

Mr Mephisto

:)

i say this everytime this thread comes around...

1/ The Replacements ( i think thats what it was called, it had Keanu in it anyway...) - it was about scab labour - nuff said.

2/ Johnny Mneumonic (again, i think thats what it was called, it also had Keanu in it) - something about, well, i can´t even remember what it was about cos it was so shit.

3/ Chain Reaction (guess what - i think thats what it was called, and yes, it also starred Keanu) - well, i think the mastermind, speaking dolphin summed that one up well enough.

Dungeons and Dragons

I like bad horror/sci-fi/fantsay, and went in expecting this to be bad, but, really now, I could spend the next thousand years clawing my eyes out and not forget this movie. How often has a movie killed a persons tv career, anyway? Poor little sinbad...

Mortal Kombat. Can a film get any worse than this? I think not.

Without a doubt......The Matrix.

Hated it.

Ok...now since we're talking worst movie of all time I'd have to say Manos: the Hands of Fate. There were so many horrible horror/sci-fi movie since the 50's that movies like Dude Where's my Car looks like gold compared to them...although i still hate it.

1 vote for Orange County.

Jesus Christ.

Gone Fishing with Joe Pesci and Danny Glover... went on a date with this girl and went to see it... it was so horrid we were too bored to even make out during it.

:lol: , Dude, Where's My Car? was quite entertaining actually. It had a few good laughs in it. I never said it was a masterpeice, I just said that I can find entertainment in movies like it. My bizaro world is pretty strange sometimes, but I don't mind most the time. I can find stupid movies entertaining, when the stupid is meant to be funny. I'm not gonna start bashing Godfather though because I know I'd get a lot of people mad at me. :-P

How about the sequel? It was much worse, in my opinion.
One of my favorite movies to HATE is First Knight, with richard gere and sean connery (no offense to mr connery).

I also thought 3 kings and boogynights were both contrived pieces of pidgeon shit. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 and 2 were good because of their classic appeal, but the 3rd one was also feces from an animal I would rather not be in projectile distance from.

I know I have lots that I hate, but the only one I can think of off the top my mind is some movie with Bill Paxton where he gets these messages from 'god' to torture his kids....What a weird, stupid movie that was...

WTF is wrong with this guy!?

/obvious

The Blair Witch Project.

It was not even a bit scary and it was stupid.

The only film I've ever walked out on was Dumb & Dumber - that film was so crap.
But the worst film would have to be Highlander II, because the first one was so good, and I was so dissapointed that the second one was so unbelievable, awful, terrible. How did this film every get made.
But I also have to mention any film with Madonna in it should be burnt, the ashes put in a big hole in the ground and a massive building built on top to protect humanity from any more pain !

Weekend at Bernie's 2

I mean christ, for how long can you drag around a dead body and <b>every single f***ing person</b> can't figure out it's a corpse?

The first one was funny, though.

I've seen so many bad movies, I can't remember then all.

Here IMDB's official list: http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films/

Fight Club.


Just another pointless "Anti-Hero" movie that should have been scrapped.

And what the fuck was with the crotch flashing?

Nailgun Massacre

Mr. Nanny or Suburban Comando. Whoever told Hulk Hogan that he was a competent actor should get gang raped by 350 lbs prison convicts.

Yay, now I'm not the only person that's going to get bashed for not liking popular movies!

Contact with Jodi Foster! I fucking hate this goddamn movie! You wait about 23 hours through the most boring goddamn sci-fi crap ever put in a movie to see some fucking aliens...and who shows up?????!! Jodi fucking Foster's goddamn dead father!

Okay, so I realize that some may not have liked movies that many others really enjoyed, but come on... Worst movie of all time? There is no way that Fight Club, The Matrix, or The Godfather (AFI's top 100 - #3) compares amongst the likes of Glitter or Kazaam. I mean come on...

Oh, and shouldn't he say "badbye?"


(Obligatory Seinfeld reference)

Armageddon. Machine gun on space vehicle= nuff said. Corny all the way through.

Entertained by Dude, Where is My Car? But can't seem to enjoy Godfather flicks, the poster must be in his early teens or has a MDA or coke problem and can't sit still for a minute to concentrate on anything.

I love how my opinion of a movie that differs from many other peoples automatically makes me an early teen, or have MDA or a coke problem. You don't see me in here ranting and raving about how good Fast and the Furious and XXX are, do you? I do have a taste for movies, it just doesn't apply to The Godfather.

pretty much any movie starring robin williams, with the exception of a few... his worst was by far "what dreams may come" movie made no sense to me whatsoever... and i'm a pretty fucking deep thinker...

"House on Haunted Hill" 1999 crappy-remake

Storyline: Six strangers have the chance to make $1,000,000 EACH. All they have to do is make it through the night alive.

The whole movie sucked from the very beginning. You can tell it was a bad movie since Chris Kattan was one of the lead characters in the movie. I kept laughing at the amateurish special effects and the horrendous dialogue. Nothing made any sense at all. But the worst part of the movie was the ending where the ghost decides not to kill Taye Diggs since he yells, "I'm adopted!” Scary indeed.

A quote from another reviewer, “Leave as soon as you see the pubic hair.”
:lol:

jeepers creepers, although i have to admit they did awesome marketing... i went to the theater to thinking to see a scary movie and ended up walking out wanting a refund..

John Carpenter's Vampires. The only movie I've ever wanted to walk out of in the theater. *bleh*

The Crow 2

worst movie I've seen: Fatal Fury

Killer Klowns From Outer Space...unless you like b-grade horror, then its a masterpiece
on that note, just about anything that has been showcased on MST3K

Bridget Jone's Diary

jeepers creepers and mummy 2 would have been at the top but they were way to unintentionally funny. so they have been upgraded to mediocre in my mind

I can't believe no body said pootie tang. A lot of people said they couldn't even sit through the whole thing it was such garbage.

I cracked up during Pootie Tang.

Sa da tay.