Well, if you hated Godfather 1 & 2, but were entertained by "Dude, where's my car", then you, Sir, are living in some strange
BIZARO WORLD!!
I conclude you say "Hello" when leaving and "Goodbye" when you arrive. You sleep during the day and work at night. You derive sustenance from toxins and clean fresh water is poision to you.
Behold!
Kyp of Bizaro World. Our next Comic Book Anti-Hero!!!
Mr Mephisto