yep, as a matter of fact, you shouldnt watch that with anybody, you should be by yourself...
even by yourself you are uncomfortable
that movie gives me shivers

"MPower -The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. And Star Trek II.
sounds weird, but try it. I have never had a girl manage to sit through 15 min of either one."

- I love both! :-D

“loxor- I think any movie ware there is a kill count higher then 2 and any chick that has bigger boobies then your ladyfrined.”

- what's wrong with death? :-D as long as it's not super twisted and gruesome, fine with me. as for the boobies... as long as i can imagine i'm her, it's all good... :-p

"laxative- chicks hate Vietnam movies."

-Rambo ho!!!

death and distruction can be just fine- just keep sick perversion to a minimum.

:-D

put in another vote for battle royale, and add versus and any of the babycart movies heh, classics tho

Acid House

maybe some asian movies like:
guinea pig 2
the untold story

Do not, under any circumstances, watch American Me. The scenes of prison brutality are just the most gruesome I have ever seen...
But if you like scenes involving Bowie knives, shanks, and anal adventures - American Me!

Heartbreakers.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is unbeleivably hot in every scene. She wears some skimpy tight dresses all throughout the movie. I saw it in the theaters with some buddies, and everytime she'd show up on screen with something new on, every guy in the theater let out a very long "daaaammmnn". This would NOT be a good movie to see with the girl friend.

Requiem For a Dream...

Most horribly depressing movie ever. You'll have to watch something like Aladdin or You've Got Mail after Requiem just to counter the horrible mental imagery.

plus, she probably wont kiss you that night ;)

~smeesh

apocalypse now

List so far:

May
Kids
Gangs of New York
Happiness
American Psycho
Visitor Q
8MM
Chasing Amy
A Clockwork Orange
Baise-moi
Clerks
9 1/2 Weeks
Porkys
Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer
Cannibal Holocaust
Caligula
Irreversible
Intimacy
Romance X
Reservoir Dogs
Steel Magnolias
Office Space
Fight Club
Braindead
Lost Highway
Dogma
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mulholland Drive
Natural Born Killers
Farkenhooker
Full Metal Jacket
Apocalypse Now
Requiem for a Dream
Bad Lieutenant
Cruel Intentions
Battle Royale
A Boy and His Dog
Waiting to Exhale
Harold and Maude
Man Bites Dog
Audition
Ichi the Killer
Hazard City
D.O.A. 1 - 3
Happiness of the Katakuris
The Boondock Saints
Loathing in Vegas
28 Days Later
I Spit On Your Grave
American Me
Guinea Pig 2
The Untold Story
Acid House

After reading this thread, I've come to realize how deprived I am. Only only seen a few of those movies, like Office Space and Fight Club, both awesome movies. Anyone else think 12 Monkeys might not go over too well with gals? Oh, and I also became extremely depressed over not having anyone, because everyone is talking about their significant others. Heh. Time to go listen to some consolation songs and then masturbate! Yay! ::jumps up and down in joy::

:thumbsup:

I loved Twelve Monkeys..course I have a thing for Madeline Stowe(and yes another girlie vote here).

Dead Alive

Urostukidoji (did i spell that right? ) aka Legend of the Overfiend

For some reason, girls just aren't partial to the image of other girls getting horribly raped by tentacle monsters.

Let me add 7 Samurai to that list. No woman I know will watch it.

Smokey & The Bandit...she hates my line for line knowledge.
TRAINSPOTTING...they don't get it, although now that Ewan is a "big" star, she could stand it.

I've seen most of the movies in this thread and the only ones that bothered me were the Meg Ryan ones...and I'm not fond of the Star Trek ones

and I'm a girl

That's a sure fire way to ruin a brilliant film...

Or at least the first 20 minutes before they leave thank god...

In fact there's just entire genres that you can't enjoy with women...

You can't watch Kung Fu.

Kung Fu (the TV series), Enter the Dragon, Way of the Dragon, The Big Boss, The Chinese Connection, Shaolin Temple, 36th Chamber of the Shaolin, Invincible Pole Fighter.. the list goes on. For some reason women don't find the concept of martial arts cool!!

Samurai and Westerns.

Like cowlick said: 7 Samurai, so while you're at it, just cross, Yojimbo, Kagemusha etc off the list.

Then go on to remove Sergio Leone's entire catalogue, INCLUDING Once upon a time in America.

Then take out The Wild Bunch, Magnificent Seven, High Noon, Pale Rider, Josey Wales. The only western they can watch is 'Paint your wagon' and I think we can all agree that this is amongst the most henious of film crimes.

Now gangster films have to go. Godfather, Godfather Part II, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Bugsy...

Then you might as well take out Humphrey Bogart, except perhaps Casablanca...

Evil Dead III Army of Darkness rarely goes over well...

Then you got to take out classics like: The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, Where Eagles Dare, Battle of the Bulge.

All your Nam movies, especially Apocalypse Now, but also Deer Hunter and Platoon and FMJ.

So basically women and good film don't mix...

Man, my ex watched/watches pretty much anything with me

guess im just lucky

Hells yeah.

huh.... i wouldnt know really but i'm guessing any war movies, or sci-fi movies. Thats why i watch all my movies alone. I cannot stand anyone talking while i watch a movie.

How can anyone not like Kevin Smith movies, the guy is a genius -- if a woman says she doesn't like 'em -- she's telling you a bold faced lie -- those movies are side splitting funny.

9 1/2 Weeks? Gawd Mickey Rourke is so incredibly HOT in that movie - Ya don't want the ladies watching it -

I have never gotten the humor behind Monty Python movies, but I know plenty of women who can quote them chapter and verse.

Another vote for American Psycho........ there were some uncomfortable moments there, but still one of my favorites !! muahahhaah

War movies, mainly. Endless battle scenes = not good. Also, most psycho-killer/serial killer movies, unless there's a strong woman lead and maybe not even then.

The exception to these is 1) if it's actually a stylish, complex movie, and especially 2) if there's an actor in it that she likes or is hot for. My wife admires Kevin Spacey as an actor, so I had no trouble dragging her to L.A. Confidential or The Usual Suspects, two Spacey movies, even though she normally would be too concerned about the violence to go. And of course they were both two fine movies, critically acclaimed.

Let me get this straight... you got "dragged" to a tittie-movie, and then were rewarded with apology-sex? Damn.

Maid in Manhattan
Two Weeks Notice
How to lose a guy in 10 days


If I watched any of those with my girlfriend, she'd punch me for being a lame ass. I'd punch myself too.

I can watch pretty much all the other movies mentioned in this thread w/ my girlfriend :D

Damn straight. A big group of our friends watched this one time, and all the girls left the room within the first half hour. Of course, us guys didn't understand the disrespect to one of the best movies ever (in our opinions).

Wow... I'm weirder than I thought. When I was dating, we both picked out Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, both intensely into Hannibal, I LOVED Dogma, Office Space, 12 monkeys.... If I watch too many girly sappy movies I start to go nuts. I've seen too much real Vietnam footage from one of my classes to be thrilled with seeing too many movies, but I couldn't get my ex to watch Platoon with me after we watched the unedited version in class. Or Hamburger Hill. So much for girls having a weaker stomach.

I'll watch just about anything once before making a judgement on it. Only thing that might not go are cartoons if there aren't captions for me to follow.

Damn, I guess I'll have to think of another gift idea for Valentines Day....

Indecent Proposal... they don't need any motivation to stray. LOL

Well on the basis of this thread, that certainly appears to be the case...

Any Three Stooges movie or short. They just don't get it.

Glengarry Glen Ross

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A brilliant film but definitely a guys film.

Definatly do not watch American Psycho with yout girlfriend ever. I once saw it with a girl friend of mine and I had a hairstyle similar to the main character (i had it before i saw the movie even) and i got accused of trying to be like the the main character and it's just not a good bonding movie at all

Any kind of a war movie. I love taking my girlfriend to go see provocative movies though :-D

Well that's my excuse for not having a girlfriend...

Event Horizon...

Dawn of the Dead (new version, too)

Buk Buk Buk, chicken.........

Any movie about a war.

Any movie containing things from a war (guns, bombs, etc;)

Any movie where they talk about war

Any movie that was made at the same time a movie about war was made

Any movie that makes references to movies about war

Any movie that has actors in it that were in movies about war

Can we say I HATE movies about war?:)

"Dead Alive".

If she's still with you at the end, marry her.