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Old 08-05-2003, 06:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Movies NOT to watch with your girlfriend

I'll start this off with:

May

It's fucking wierd! It's really good too.
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Old 08-05-2003, 06:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Kids

If you've seen it, you know exactly what I am talking about
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Old 08-05-2003, 07:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 07:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 07:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wow i ve done this alot
in the company of men.....
that almost got me dumped
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Old 08-05-2003, 07:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i agree, kids is definately a no no.
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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American Psycho.

She'll give you that weird look every time you flex into a mirror, like, "Oh, so *this* is where you learned that!"
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Old 08-05-2003, 08:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I never thought necrophilia could be so funny.
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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showgirls

can you say SHA-WIIIIIIIIING
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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RE:

embrace of the Vampire (Alyssa Milano Lesbo Scene WHOO HOO!)

Any of the Poison Ivy Movies

and any Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan Movie sans Joe VS the Valcano...
all you'll get is her crying on your shoulder and no boom-boom


Joe VS The Valcano is classic Hanks from his bachelor party days...
and Ryan has never been hotter than in JVV

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Old 08-05-2003, 09:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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8MM...and for some reason, Chasing Amy. Most girls I talk to hate that flick. However, those that do like it get a bit of a bonus in my book.
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Old 08-05-2003, 09:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
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A Clockwork Orange.

Most girlfriends don't like it when you root for a character who just happens to be a rapist.
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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the marrying man with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I fear the movie after seeing the reaction of my ex
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Baise-Moi.

She'll either hate for bringing her to such a disturbingly disgusting flick or hate you for being an oppresive man in which case, being influenced by the flick, she'll fuck you and then blow your brains out with a .45
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:12 AM   #16 (permalink)
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8MM...and for some reason, Chasing Amy. Most girls I talk to hate that flick. However, those that do like it get a bit of a bonus in my book.
I showed one girl that movie and she loved it, but then she hated clerks with a passion...so i think they cancel each other out
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:53 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. And Star Trek II.
sounds weird, but try it. I have never had a girl manage to sit through 15 min of either one.
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:22 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:39 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:42 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm lucky in that I can watch any sort of sick shit with my GF, as she's as fucked up as me

However, trying to watch Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer or Cannibal Holocaust round "normal" women is not such a good idea!
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:50 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Men in love II - The KY connection
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 09:01 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm lucky in that I can watch any sort of sick shit with my GF, as she's as fucked up as me
My wife is the same way. We just watched Irreversible last night and she had no idea about the 9 minute scene, which caught her off guard of course. We both thought it was a cool movie, but I would have to say if your SO isn't into weird/freaky/graphic stuff, this is one to keep her away from.
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:51 PM   #24 (permalink)
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yeah, star trek is a no no..

as is kids...
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:58 PM   #25 (permalink)
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hmm...there's a lot of movies in this thread i've not seen (most actually)..

but i gotta say, i loved American Psycho (and the book too) and Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

and yes, i'm a girl.
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:29 PM   #26 (permalink)
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yeah, star trek is a no no..
I don't get that... unless you're saying that she's going to have the hots for one of the guys in the movie/TV show and that would make you jealous...

I can understand how it would be tough to compete with Picard, Riker, Worf, Spock, Kirk, Sisko, Chakotay or Data... (He is *fully* functional after all)
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:36 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hmm...there's a lot of movies in this thread i've not seen (most actually)..

but i gotta say, i loved American Psycho (and the book too) and Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

and yes, i'm a girl.
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:59 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Baise-Moi.
That was the first film to come to mind.

Intimacy and Romance X might be tricky, depending on the person's mentality.

Salò is a definite no-no.
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:00 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I went to see Showgirls in the theatre with my girlfriend. It was actually her idea. Was the first and only movie I ever walked out on.

Though, at least I got consolation sex for having to have been dragged to such a stinker
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:38 PM   #30 (permalink)
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American Psycho disturbed my girlfriend an dI both also! I thought we were gonna break up as we left the theater all tweaked out.
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:18 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Reservoir Dogs.
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:49 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Any of the SPike 'n' Mike's Sick and Twisted Festivals of Animation (again, unless she's into that kind of stuff). I got a kick out of their three star grossness rating system, where three stars was "The date's all over".
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:54 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Steel Magnolias, I hate her to see me cry.
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:20 PM   #34 (permalink)
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For some reason, my fiance doesn't like any of the movies with Jay and Silent Bob. She also didn't like Office Space, which I think is hilarious.
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Old 08-06-2003, 09:23 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Well, I don't know, but I do have this bit of advice...

If you're watching a movie with a girl who cheating on her boyfriend for the first time with you, don't watch One Hour Photo. It makes her feel bad.

(...and for the record, her boyfriend was a douche who treated her like shit (probably still does), so I don't really feel bad for doing it.)
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Old 08-06-2003, 09:35 PM   #36 (permalink)
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I think any movie ware there is a kill count higher then 2 and any chick that has bigger boobies then your ladyfrined.
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:53 PM   #37 (permalink)
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finding nemo...

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Old 08-07-2003, 12:40 AM   #38 (permalink)
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chicks hate Vietnam movies.
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Old 08-07-2003, 04:12 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Horror normally goes down well with my wife, but she didn't like "Braindead". Could have something to do with it's world record when it comes to the use of fake blood. 30000 litres.

Otherwise: War movies. And yeah, she doesn't like HongKongnese gangster flicks. Her dad's a cop...
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Old 08-07-2003, 10:17 AM   #40 (permalink)
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