Movies NOT to watch with your girlfriend
 

I'll start this off with:

May

It's fucking wierd! It's really good too.

Kids

If you've seen it, you know exactly what I am talking about

gangs of new york

happiness

wow i ve done this alot
in the company of men.....
that almost got me dumped

i agree, kids is definately a no no.

American Psycho.

She'll give you that weird look every time you flex into a mirror, like, "Oh, so *this* is where you learned that!"

Visitor Q

I never thought necrophilia could be so funny.

showgirls

can you say SHA-WIIIIIIIIING

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embrace of the Vampire (Alyssa Milano Lesbo Scene WHOO HOO!)

Any of the Poison Ivy Movies

and any Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan Movie sans Joe VS the Valcano...
all you'll get is her crying on your shoulder and no boom-boom


Joe VS The Valcano is classic Hanks from his bachelor party days...
and Ryan has never been hotter than in JVV

DB

8MM...and for some reason, Chasing Amy. Most girls I talk to hate that flick. However, those that do like it get a bit of a bonus in my book.

A Clockwork Orange.

Most girlfriends don't like it when you root for a character who just happens to be a rapist.

the marrying man with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger

girl interrupted
I fear the movie after seeing the reaction of my ex

Baise-Moi.

She'll either hate for bringing her to such a disturbingly disgusting flick or hate you for being an oppresive man in which case, being influenced by the flick, she'll fuck you and then blow your brains out with a .45

I showed one girl that movie and she loved it, but then she hated clerks with a passion...so i think they cancel each other out

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. And Star Trek II.
sounds weird, but try it. I have never had a girl manage to sit through 15 min of either one.

9 1/2 Weeks

Porkys

I'm lucky in that I can watch any sort of sick shit with my GF, as she's as fucked up as me :D

However, trying to watch Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer or Cannibal Holocaust round "normal" women is not such a good idea! :eek:

Men in love II - The KY connection

Caligula

My wife is the same way. We just watched Irreversible last night and she had no idea about the 9 minute scene, which caught her off guard of course. We both thought it was a cool movie, but I would have to say if your SO isn't into weird/freaky/graphic stuff, this is one to keep her away from.

yeah, star trek is a no no..:(

as is kids...

hmm...there's a lot of movies in this thread i've not seen (most actually)..

but i gotta say, i loved American Psycho (and the book too) and Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

and yes, i'm a girl.

I don't get that... :confused: unless you're saying that she's going to have the hots for one of the guys in the movie/TV show and that would make you jealous...

I can understand how it would be tough to compete with Picard, Riker, Worf, Spock, Kirk, Sisko, Chakotay or Data... (He is *fully* functional after all):crazy:

Will you marry me? :icare: ;)

That was the first film to come to mind.

Intimacy and Romance X might be tricky, depending on the person's mentality.

Salò is a definite no-no.

I went to see Showgirls in the theatre with my girlfriend. It was actually her idea. Was the first and only movie I ever walked out on.

Though, at least I got consolation sex for having to have been dragged to such a stinker :)

American Psycho disturbed my girlfriend an dI both also! I thought we were gonna break up as we left the theater all tweaked out.

Reservoir Dogs.

Any of the SPike 'n' Mike's Sick and Twisted Festivals of Animation (again, unless she's into that kind of stuff). I got a kick out of their three star grossness rating system, where three stars was "The date's all over". :D

Steel Magnolias, I hate her to see me cry.

For some reason, my fiance doesn't like any of the movies with Jay and Silent Bob. She also didn't like Office Space, which I think is hilarious.

Well, I don't know, but I do have this bit of advice...

If you're watching a movie with a girl who cheating on her boyfriend for the first time with you, don't watch One Hour Photo. It makes her feel bad.

(...and for the record, her boyfriend was a douche who treated her like shit (probably still does), so I don't really feel bad for doing it.)

I think any movie ware there is a kill count higher then 2 and any chick that has bigger boobies then your ladyfrined.

finding nemo...

just kidding :P

chicks hate Vietnam movies.

Horror normally goes down well with my wife, but she didn't like "Braindead". Could have something to do with it's world record when it comes to the use of fake blood. 30000 litres.

Otherwise: War movies. And yeah, she doesn't like HongKongnese gangster flicks. Her dad's a cop...

Hrm.. I took a first date to Schindlers List..

You got consolation sex for having to watch Showgirls?!?

Sometimes, I am reminding that life is unfair. :p

I have learned that I have to be very selective about what I choose to watch with my GF. It sucks because I have a very, shall we say, eclectic taste in movies.

My GF got up and left while we were watching Dead Alive without saying a word. Didn't call me for two days. (BTW, Isn't Dead Alive and Braindead the same movie?)

We watched Lost Highway and she hasn't stopped giving me shit about it.

She thoroughly refused to sit through Mulholland Drive.

She had a severe allergic reaction to Clerks and Dogma.

Our viewing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a complete disaster of an evening.

but it DOES go both ways:

She Saran-wrapped me to my lounge chair and made me watch The Sweetest Thing and City of Angels with her. I swear, I could feel my testicles shriveling up. Since then I just watch my "weird" movies by myself.

The only genre I have to avoid with my girlfriend is horror. She freaks out pretty easily.

Mulholland Drive. I watched that with an ex and his buddy, or should I say started watching it. Got to the lesbian sex scene and they were getting all nuts and saying how hot the girls were. I could swear I felt my guys dick get hard and I turned psycho angry in seconds!

Later on that evening, he was yelling at me and wondering why I was so pissed. I ripped my shirt off in front of him and asked him if he thought I was hot, if I got his dick as hard as that bitch on the film did. Perhaps a little stupid jealousy on my part, but I was young and wasn't clearly thinking at the time. Plus I had too much to drink..

I have more problems watching chick flicks than anything else.
My husband and I spend every Friday night with a bottle of tequila and a B horror movie. Some of the best movies ever made, right there! lol.

I can watch any movie but war movies.... but I don't think my boyfriend likes those anyways....

three words

Natural Born Killers

and any movie that has a naked chick in it..

I have the clincher here.

Eddie Murphy's RAW

Worst date movie in the world:

"Eddieeeee...what have you done for me lately?"
"Wha?...when I found you, you were a bare-backed bitch on a zebra.
What do you want?"
"HALF!!"

hihii...you're like me and my bf, but opposite.
i'm really picky about movies..i usually consult the imdb so i don't waste my time on crap..and i prefer weird/disturbing/thriller/drama type movies...
my bf, he'll watch most anything...

except david lynch. i love david lynch.
...one of these years, i'll try the saran-wrap trick on my bf with my lynch flicks :p

Holy Grail..ah, we both love that one. hilarious shit.

"chick flicks"? bah, i hate em. eeew.

bah!

1. NBK is a great movie!
2. no nekkid chicks, eh? so...you don't watch porn with your gf, i take it.
poor guy. :(


oh...and someone mentioned Resevoir Dogs as another 'not with the gf'.

wtf? that is another Great Film!

*shakes head*...wimmin...i just don't understand em...

:D

Frankenhooker.

It's fun. It's strange. It's not for a date.

Thanks for listening.

my girl went through full metal jacket okay but couldn't take apocalypse now. if it wasn't for brad pitt, then fight club too

Requiem for a Dream, any Star Trek Movie (that was funny, my friend just looked at me (she has this look she gives that just stops me cold, it scares the crap out of me) and said "Change it.") and um...well, generally staying away from science fiction is a good idea

Bad Lieutenant, anyone?

nothing says luvin like masterbating on a teenage girls car door while she .... see the movie!

Cruel Intentions is prolly one of the worse movies to watch with your g/f, how ever a good movie if you wanna get laid is Meet Joe Black, trust me

wow,
these films all came to my mind as well.

as for all of this listing of American Psycho and Mulholland Drive - my ex absolutely loved these films. and i wouldn´t hesitate to watch these again with another girlfriend.
i think that if she couldn´t stand these films, then i doubt we´d have been attracted to each other in the first place.

oh and don't watch battle royale with your girl. It's not really a chick flick.

hahahahah HELL YEAH
Dont want to be putting that idea in her head!!!!!!! :crazy: :crazy:

In the Company of Men was the first to come to my mind - glad that was represented here.

Baise-Moi

Home-made porn involving another girl

A Boy and His Dog

If you have a dog, I can't recommend this one enough.

Anything involving a girl having to get an abortion (especially by herself)

Yeah I agree with Resorvoir Dogs, all the girls we watched it with fucking hated it, while all us guys thought it was the fucking greatest. I actually know one girl who likes Clockwork Orange, says it has good visuals.

Waiting to Exhale...don't watch this with your woman and don't let your woman watch this period....!!

heh, there isn't a single movie listed here that i HAVEN'T seen with my girlfriend.

harold and maude

I'm going to suggest to NEVER watch ANY romantic-comedy with your girlfriend. Most romantic-comedies will only implant false ideals of love into most woman's head. Most men can not live up to these ideals.

Also, never watch any movie on the Lifetime network. I like to call Lifetime the "Men are evil network".

I second that....although, I've found that the fisting scene gets some women moist.....


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I'm just kidding...:D

:lol: wonder why? seriously great move, but not really one I'd want to check out with most girls. Funny thing is my gf loves it tho...

man bites dog

a faux-documentary about a French serial killer.. feminime!

i agree with Natural Born Killers - i think it was one of teh few movies that i rented that I turned off and returned without watching all of it.

Also Eyes Wide Shut

If your SO doesn't like Jay and Silent Bob, Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail (or any Python movies for that matter), then its either time to buy her a personality, or time to get a new SO.

While all these movies played well with my GF, you guys were dead on about Vietnam movies. She hasn't been able to sit through one of these at home, and just try to get her to go to the movies to see one. I have to watch a months worth of chic flics to make up for making her watch one.

Requiem for a Dream
Freddy Got Fingered (we got high and saw this together as a first date. Tom Green running around with a dead deer on his back just doesn't seem funny to me....)

my wife only has one veto against movies : anything by Miike Takashi. she didn't really like "Audition" and after we went to see "ichi the killer", she refuses to watch any of my Miike films.

even the 'normal' stuff like "hazard city", "d.o.a 1 - 3" & happiness of the katakuris" is off limits now.

Hey, female here, and I loved American Psycho! I also really enjoy Star Trek movies and a few others listed. I guess I'm just not your average girl. :p

I would guess that "The Boondock Saints" wouldn't go over too well. I have yet to put my gf through the monty python test however.

Predator, chicks judt don't dig this film.

Man, you guys date some girls with shitty taste. For the record,
-watched Kids with a boyfriend
-watched American Psycho with a boyfriend
-hate Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks
-Chasing Amy is one of my favorite movies
-watched 8MM with a boyfriend
-Clockwork Orange is a classic and a favorite of mine

and that's just for starters...

I feel bad for a lot of the guys here. My wife and I own about 95% percent of all the movies that were said in this thread and she loves them all. Hell I bought her Calgulia for her birthday and she loved it. As for scary movies, bring on ITALIAN HORROR, its the best FUCKED up shit.

Peace.

I agree with some of the above posters, what is wrong with some of your g/f's!? I've watched Clockwork Orange, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks, Office Space, Reservoir Dogs, and many other similar films with my g/f and she loves them!

A couple of her favorite movies are Fight Club and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas! :D

Where The Girls Sweat....oh wait, that might be ok

how bout Where The Boys.......oh God, I'm not gonna finish that sentence.

ufff first date was to "the ring" i almost fell asleep
unless you're into scary movis you don't wanna watch this one with your girlfriend

28 Days Later is an excellent movie, but it's also the least romantic thing ever created. I brought my girlfriend. It's hard to be cuddly after people begin to eat each other, zombie vomit 'n' organs spraying everywhere.

I haven't found many females that can sit through I Spit On Your Grave. I had trouble with it myself, took two sittings to finish it.

yep, as a matter of fact, you shouldnt watch that with anybody, you should be by yourself...
even by yourself you are uncomfortable
that movie gives me shivers

"MPower -The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. And Star Trek II.
sounds weird, but try it. I have never had a girl manage to sit through 15 min of either one."

- I love both! :-D

“loxor- I think any movie ware there is a kill count higher then 2 and any chick that has bigger boobies then your ladyfrined.”

- what's wrong with death? :-D as long as it's not super twisted and gruesome, fine with me. as for the boobies... as long as i can imagine i'm her, it's all good... :-p

"laxative- chicks hate Vietnam movies."

-Rambo ho!!!

death and distruction can be just fine- just keep sick perversion to a minimum.

:-D

put in another vote for battle royale, and add versus and any of the babycart movies heh, classics tho

Acid House

maybe some asian movies like:
guinea pig 2
the untold story

Do not, under any circumstances, watch American Me. The scenes of prison brutality are just the most gruesome I have ever seen...
But if you like scenes involving Bowie knives, shanks, and anal adventures - American Me!

Heartbreakers.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is unbeleivably hot in every scene. She wears some skimpy tight dresses all throughout the movie. I saw it in the theaters with some buddies, and everytime she'd show up on screen with something new on, every guy in the theater let out a very long "daaaammmnn". This would NOT be a good movie to see with the girl friend.

Requiem For a Dream...

Most horribly depressing movie ever. You'll have to watch something like Aladdin or You've Got Mail after Requiem just to counter the horrible mental imagery.

plus, she probably wont kiss you that night ;)

~smeesh

apocalypse now

List so far:

May
Kids
Gangs of New York
Happiness
American Psycho
Visitor Q
8MM
Chasing Amy
A Clockwork Orange
Baise-moi
Clerks
9 1/2 Weeks
Porkys
Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer
Cannibal Holocaust
Caligula
Irreversible
Intimacy
Romance X
Reservoir Dogs
Steel Magnolias
Office Space
Fight Club
Braindead
Lost Highway
Dogma
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mulholland Drive
Natural Born Killers
Farkenhooker
Full Metal Jacket
Apocalypse Now
Requiem for a Dream
Bad Lieutenant
Cruel Intentions
Battle Royale
A Boy and His Dog
Waiting to Exhale
Harold and Maude
Man Bites Dog
Audition
Ichi the Killer
Hazard City
D.O.A. 1 - 3
Happiness of the Katakuris
The Boondock Saints
Loathing in Vegas
28 Days Later
I Spit On Your Grave
American Me
Guinea Pig 2
The Untold Story
Acid House

After reading this thread, I've come to realize how deprived I am. Only only seen a few of those movies, like Office Space and Fight Club, both awesome movies. Anyone else think 12 Monkeys might not go over too well with gals? Oh, and I also became extremely depressed over not having anyone, because everyone is talking about their significant others. Heh. Time to go listen to some consolation songs and then masturbate! Yay! ::jumps up and down in joy::

:thumbsup:

I loved Twelve Monkeys..course I have a thing for Madeline Stowe(and yes another girlie vote here).

Dead Alive

Urostukidoji (did i spell that right? ) aka Legend of the Overfiend

For some reason, girls just aren't partial to the image of other girls getting horribly raped by tentacle monsters.

Let me add 7 Samurai to that list. No woman I know will watch it.

Smokey & The Bandit...she hates my line for line knowledge.
TRAINSPOTTING...they don't get it, although now that Ewan is a "big" star, she could stand it.

I've seen most of the movies in this thread and the only ones that bothered me were the Meg Ryan ones...and I'm not fond of the Star Trek ones

and I'm a girl

That's a sure fire way to ruin a brilliant film...

Or at least the first 20 minutes before they leave thank god...

In fact there's just entire genres that you can't enjoy with women...

You can't watch Kung Fu.

Kung Fu (the TV series), Enter the Dragon, Way of the Dragon, The Big Boss, The Chinese Connection, Shaolin Temple, 36th Chamber of the Shaolin, Invincible Pole Fighter.. the list goes on. For some reason women don't find the concept of martial arts cool!!

Samurai and Westerns.

Like cowlick said: 7 Samurai, so while you're at it, just cross, Yojimbo, Kagemusha etc off the list.

Then go on to remove Sergio Leone's entire catalogue, INCLUDING Once upon a time in America.

Then take out The Wild Bunch, Magnificent Seven, High Noon, Pale Rider, Josey Wales. The only western they can watch is 'Paint your wagon' and I think we can all agree that this is amongst the most henious of film crimes.

Now gangster films have to go. Godfather, Godfather Part II, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Scarface, Carlito's Way, Bugsy...

Then you might as well take out Humphrey Bogart, except perhaps Casablanca...

Evil Dead III Army of Darkness rarely goes over well...

Then you got to take out classics like: The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, Where Eagles Dare, Battle of the Bulge.

All your Nam movies, especially Apocalypse Now, but also Deer Hunter and Platoon and FMJ.

So basically women and good film don't mix...

Man, my ex watched/watches pretty much anything with me

guess im just lucky

Hells yeah.

huh.... i wouldnt know really but i'm guessing any war movies, or sci-fi movies. Thats why i watch all my movies alone. I cannot stand anyone talking while i watch a movie.