Movies NOT to watch with your girlfriend
 

I'll start this off with:

May

It's fucking wierd! It's really good too.

Kids

If you've seen it, you know exactly what I am talking about

gangs of new york

happiness

wow i ve done this alot
in the company of men.....
that almost got me dumped

i agree, kids is definately a no no.

American Psycho.

She'll give you that weird look every time you flex into a mirror, like, "Oh, so *this* is where you learned that!"

Visitor Q

I never thought necrophilia could be so funny.

showgirls

can you say SHA-WIIIIIIIIING

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embrace of the Vampire (Alyssa Milano Lesbo Scene WHOO HOO!)

Any of the Poison Ivy Movies

and any Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan Movie sans Joe VS the Valcano...
all you'll get is her crying on your shoulder and no boom-boom


Joe VS The Valcano is classic Hanks from his bachelor party days...
and Ryan has never been hotter than in JVV

DB

8MM...and for some reason, Chasing Amy. Most girls I talk to hate that flick. However, those that do like it get a bit of a bonus in my book.

A Clockwork Orange.

Most girlfriends don't like it when you root for a character who just happens to be a rapist.

the marrying man with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger

girl interrupted
I fear the movie after seeing the reaction of my ex

Baise-Moi.

She'll either hate for bringing her to such a disturbingly disgusting flick or hate you for being an oppresive man in which case, being influenced by the flick, she'll fuck you and then blow your brains out with a .45

I showed one girl that movie and she loved it, but then she hated clerks with a passion...so i think they cancel each other out

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. And Star Trek II.
sounds weird, but try it. I have never had a girl manage to sit through 15 min of either one.

9 1/2 Weeks

Porkys

I'm lucky in that I can watch any sort of sick shit with my GF, as she's as fucked up as me :D

However, trying to watch Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer or Cannibal Holocaust round "normal" women is not such a good idea! :eek:

Men in love II - The KY connection

Caligula

My wife is the same way. We just watched Irreversible last night and she had no idea about the 9 minute scene, which caught her off guard of course. We both thought it was a cool movie, but I would have to say if your SO isn't into weird/freaky/graphic stuff, this is one to keep her away from.

yeah, star trek is a no no..:(

as is kids...

hmm...there's a lot of movies in this thread i've not seen (most actually)..

but i gotta say, i loved American Psycho (and the book too) and Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer.

and yes, i'm a girl.

I don't get that... :confused: unless you're saying that she's going to have the hots for one of the guys in the movie/TV show and that would make you jealous...

I can understand how it would be tough to compete with Picard, Riker, Worf, Spock, Kirk, Sisko, Chakotay or Data... (He is *fully* functional after all):crazy:

Will you marry me? :icare: ;)

That was the first film to come to mind.

Intimacy and Romance X might be tricky, depending on the person's mentality.

Salò is a definite no-no.

I went to see Showgirls in the theatre with my girlfriend. It was actually her idea. Was the first and only movie I ever walked out on.

Though, at least I got consolation sex for having to have been dragged to such a stinker :)

American Psycho disturbed my girlfriend an dI both also! I thought we were gonna break up as we left the theater all tweaked out.

Reservoir Dogs.

Any of the SPike 'n' Mike's Sick and Twisted Festivals of Animation (again, unless she's into that kind of stuff). I got a kick out of their three star grossness rating system, where three stars was "The date's all over". :D

Steel Magnolias, I hate her to see me cry.

For some reason, my fiance doesn't like any of the movies with Jay and Silent Bob. She also didn't like Office Space, which I think is hilarious.

Well, I don't know, but I do have this bit of advice...

If you're watching a movie with a girl who cheating on her boyfriend for the first time with you, don't watch One Hour Photo. It makes her feel bad.

(...and for the record, her boyfriend was a douche who treated her like shit (probably still does), so I don't really feel bad for doing it.)

I think any movie ware there is a kill count higher then 2 and any chick that has bigger boobies then your ladyfrined.

finding nemo...

just kidding :P

chicks hate Vietnam movies.

Horror normally goes down well with my wife, but she didn't like "Braindead". Could have something to do with it's world record when it comes to the use of fake blood. 30000 litres.

Otherwise: War movies. And yeah, she doesn't like HongKongnese gangster flicks. Her dad's a cop...

Hrm.. I took a first date to Schindlers List..