Pellaz

Hi all, joined the site a week ago, and have basicaly been lurking for the most part. Looks like a great community, hope I can be at least slightly productive for it. I'm in copperas cove, texas, btw.
(edited-apparently, I'm begining to loose even the slight spelling ability I originaly had)

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Stewie

Hi I`m also new. I'm a 19 year old male from San Diego. I can`t always access a computer, but I`ll try to contribute as much as possible.

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adidassoccer21

I been here for a bit and just got rid of that Damn Rookie tag...Welcome to all those just joining though...

Darthnapoleon

hello everyone, i just joined up. I love message boards, and i'm hoping to really enjoy posting here.

greathornytoad

hey, hey my 1st post
so if there's a place just for women to post, why isn't there one just for men?

LaughingCow

Hello all,

been ages since I've actually posted on a forum, I hope I havn't forgot how

Look forward to joining this community, havn't found one worth joining in a while but I'm gonna give this place a try.

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BenChuy

Oi! Name is Chuy (it was used) and i eat little animals. A lot. Not much of an intro, is it. <p>Well... tough. i am tired and was told to get over here by an old roomie. 'night.

redravin40

Welcome one and all.
Glad to have you on TFP.
We are looking forward to seeing you on the boards.
Just remember to read the notices.
If you have any questions just PM a mod and we will be glad to help.
Jump on in the water is fine.

cheerios

there is a debate and explanation laid out in "Tilted Suggestions". I'm not gonna rehash the whole thing, but if you're curious, head there to read up.

ottothegreat

Hello Everyone, just joined and my first post. Looks like a good site to hang out at.

*nevously hits submit button*

Nefir

Hey people. This is definitely an interesting place. Haven't been here long, but I love it already.

And when something is this good, you don't worry about losing an arm and a leg to get in. And work hard I did.

After registering and not receiving my registration email for 24 hours, I thought it was something wrong with my address, so I tried again under a different one. Same thing. Still, I was right. Apparently my host was happily eating up any email it arbitrarily labelled as "spam" (even though I've not set up any filters). 200+ messages have been filtered, and at least 50 of them being useful, including the welcome letter from TFP.

But now I have it and here I am. Woohoo.

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cheerios

wow, that sucks Nefir, glad to hear you got it worked out.

otto, don't be nervous, we don't bite, hard

mydragonfido

Hi!! I am a new member and now I begin my journey in exploration here!! I hope this site is as wonderful as it seems!!!

Chamberdweller

Hi, my name is Chris.
I live in crofton,MD(it's full of racists and rednecks but it's not so bad).
ummmm,the only message board i've been apart of is stile project forums and i dont post there because most of the people are rude jackasses.
These boards seem really cool and i hope to be around for awhile.
Thanks

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I come and stand at every door. But no one hears my silent tread. I knock and yet remain unseen. For I am dead, for I am dead.I'm only seven although I died. In Hiroshima long ago. I'm seven now as I was then. When children die they do not grow.My hair was scorched by swirling flame. My eyes grew dim, my eyes grew blind. Death came and turned my bones to dust. And that was scattered by the wind.I need no fruit, I need no rice. I need no sweet, nor even bread. I ask for nothing for myself. For I am dead, for I am dead.All that I ask is that for peace. You fight today, you fight today. So that the children of this world. May live and grow and laugh and play.

-- Nazim Hikmet

thejollycompany

Hallo. My name is The Jolly Company.
If you are the first one that can figure out where that came from, i might give you a cookie. No, it's not from a painting.

I came here because i couldn't look at people's posts without registering... but then i only registered using a different name. After looking at the posts and people's willingness to help, i decided that this could be an awesome community and i might just be crazy enough to join. So i did.

Who am I?
I'd like to think i'm an alien disguised as a human being. However, since that hasn't been proven, i'll stick to what i know.
I'm an 18 year old boy who's been in college for a year. I like moonlit walks on the beach.... er um wait, what was i talking about? oh yea... I go to Purdue Univ, majoring in CS, but thinking of switching to premed. My ethnicity is asian, but i grew up in the good ol states. I reside in new york and i like to stab things.

My preferences... i like white girls... tho i like hot girls even more. i'm not a big fan of the stupid/arrogant people, and most of the asians i meet are like that, so i kinda have a thing against asians. When i say "i hate asians" people tend to laugh, which is kind of why i say it. Although, i kinda do.

I can't think of anything else at the moment, so it is time that my speech comes to a close.

thejollycompany

oh, by the way, i just might be crazy

Jonsgirl

Allo, Everyone! I'm Michala and I'm on my way to Central America. As that's the most exciting thing going on right now, I'll stop there. I look forward to meeting you!

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headfones

hey everyone. i'm here from just outside NYC. looks like a nice forum you have here.

92LaserAWDTurbo

Hello everyone.
19/m hotty from Minnesota here. 5'11", 170, dark hair, hazel eyes, goatee.
I've been w/ the same girl for 4 years this coming October, got engaged last Christmas Day. Since then, things have just gotten weird. Don't want to throw out my life story, but I just don't know what's gonna happen. Not enough sex. :P Among more serious things.

Been a part of the board for a couple months, and finally decided to start posting a couple times. Don't be shy!

King Titanic

Since evryone else has done it, I might as well go ahead and state the obvious.

I'm new.

And just to get the boring intro stuff out of the way

22
Male
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
And I work for CCRA (My Canadian friends will know us better as Revenue Canada. And for my American friends, we're the Canadian IRS)
And finally, the name comes from a short, but quite geeky story, which I wouldn't tell even if you ripped my toenails off one by one.

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gangle

Hi gangle here, just stumbled across this this site and decided it looks pretty cool. Now for a look about.

mydragonfido

Thank you sooo much for such a great site!!!

IBWISE1

Glad to be here, talk to you soon

zampolit

Howdy. Yeta nuther nOOb. Still getting my sea legs.

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Fret

My life story in so many words
October 2, 1986 - Born 5th out of 6 kids (4th out of 5 boys) to Asian Catholic mom and Methodist dad.
1990-present - Smartest kid in school. Seriously. I scored 1300 on the SAT in 7th grade and 34 on the ACT in 9th. I'm a fucking genius.
Summer 2000 - Parents get divorced. Start indie rock band. Play guitar and am lead singer. We suck.
September 29 2001 - Older brother dies. Suxxorz.
2002- Start dating guy from WIU
Spring break 2003 - Mom finds out about guy, kicks me out of house. Wonder about for a few days and end up hitch-hiking 100 miles away. Return and start to live in my Grandfather's formor house (he lives in a nursing home). End relationship with guy.

Which brings us to now. My sister was kind enough to give me her laptop after she finished college so I can continue learning about computers and can get online. I work at a coffee house for next to nothing and still go to school. I'll be a jr. next year. I'm 16 (shhh!!! it's a secret!) but I look like I'm in my early-mid 20s. Well, I at least look old enough to buy cigarettes without an ID.(I'm sure my full beard has something to do with that). I honestly think that being a regular of stileproject at the age of 12 made me age faster.

I play a variety of musical instruments: clarinets of all types, oboe, bassoon, saxaphone, guitar, banjo, and bassdrum or cymbals during marching band season. Yes, I am a band geek.

My interests include politics (left-libertarian), kendo, music(all things indie), religion (UU), programming (java, python and some c), and, of course, all things GNU.

I found TFP through Fark.com ages ago when it was first posted.

I think thats about it! Man, talk about a getting to know you post!

art

Hi

BTW
Motorcycles = beatiful

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cdcow

Hello. I'm new here. I'll be posting.

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neddy65

Hi my name is Chris and I love this forum...so glad I saw it on FARK. I got my handle from a disgruntled customer one night who called me a "Ned Flanders lookin' mother fucker". My staff all took to calling me Neddy after that.
I hope to post as often as possible and donate when things are not so tight.

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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!

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crayzeeredhead

I finally made it in here!!! well hello evry1 my bf introduced me to the forum and I can honestly say I have become addicted!!
I am 26 and Recently divorced(less than a year), I have two children and too many opinions!! LOL

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Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa.
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casperddc

What's going on...26/m/ny here, was here awhile ago, but stopped browsing before they made a change on the site. Look forward to some intersting conversations as always on here

hermpes

Hey, i'm hermpes. Just your standard hippie activist person. I hope i'm around here for a while, this board looks great

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pr0f3n

new guy. total intarweb newb as far as posting, but making an ass out of myself is half the fun!

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Q Silver

New here, :wavey:

feetfirst

Hi all,
New member her checking in. I'm a 31 y/o guy from London, UK.
Off now to check the other threads, a big Hi to the next newbie who posts

Lerkfish

I'm younger than my gums and older than my teeth.
My beard turned grey before my hair, even though its 15 years younger.
Many people think they know me, and more think they know how I think
Dr. Seuss is an unheralded genius.

Objects in the mirror may be sillier than they appear.

er....ran out of non-sequitors...that will have to do.

Oh yes, never pet a burning dog.


Lerkfish

deadbabiesrhot

my name is billy.

denim

Welcome, Lerk!

juanvaldes

yo lerk

Sharp

Yo I'm Sharp...i'm an up an comin rapper...holla back

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replte2

I have just moved to LA from Ohio. In Ohio I ran a reptile rescue for 9 years, i was a fireman for 6 years. I currently still run the rescue from afar. I am working on starting up a Herp sociaty and expanding my rescue down here. If anyone has any questions conserning reptiles feel free to ask me.