-Watch the food network without getting hungry
-Blah blah gay sex blah
-Join the army (not because I don't want to, it's because I'm Canadian and there really isn't one to join)
-Smoke/drugs
-Go over 160km/h in a school zone, anything under that is fair game however
-Drive a Rav4 that is owned by myself
-Raise my kids like my dad raised me (didn't abuse me or anything, just had some insecurities about me leaving home..so used his political connections to keep me out of a few good universities so i would have to stay close)
-Eat Uni/sea urchin (again, the stuff melts on your plat..FISH SHOULDN'T MELT)
-Go to Latvia
-Shave my head
-Go a day without making an ass of myself
-Go a day without making an obscure historial reference
-Not debate someone (especially a religious person) who has no idea what they are talking about

I kind of have to go with the "life has a way of making us fools" attitude, but I just dont see myself getting into pyronecrobestiality......

vote.

get my hoinker pierced.

I will never...

1) own a mini-van - I hate those things
2) cheat on my wife - I couldn't live with myself
3) take my family for granted - I've been blessed
4) live in California - I like to visit and that is it
5) bungee jump - I am afraid of heights

Never say NEVER

lean over railings in any 2+ story building.

I'll never do a man . . . animals are out too

or go to church . . . .

- Have a live journal.
- say LOL online
- Drugs
- smoke
- rape
- cheat on a significant other
- cease to be amazed by stupidity/humanity (they're basically the same)

i would never triple stamp a double stamp

Be anything other than heterosexual
Fly with a friend in a small plane
Beat a women
Have anything near my ass, except for toilet paper

-All the generic things already listed ex: gay shit and such...

but really

=-Forget were I came from
=-Forget who I am
=-Rape a woman, or even anykind of physical abuse (I would rather shoot myself throught he face with a shotgun)

most of all

=-Give up

Gay sex with a man.

Poop in someone mouth.

Eat Poop.

Kill someone.

Piss on someone

Be pissed on.

Be shit on.

Fuck my mother....

give in, give up, forget

-Read Another Harry Potter Book
-Needle Drugs

Thats all I can think of right now

Have GAY sex....never will I participate in that....

oh, and I am definitely not into the pain thing...

Other than that I am ready to do...:-)

i will never fuck with another person's car. life would be so much easier if everyone would abide by this.

1) Have gay sex. I'm just not wired that way.
2) I won't ever have mega-millions. My family is just too important to me to work that hard.

The list is pretty short becuase I'm pretty open to just about anything.

I will never allow myself to become depressed again.

Other than that, just the obvious stuff.

I will never stop loving God, Jesus and my family.
:icare:

I will never.....

1.) Give up wishing I was on an island somewhere with a great Rum drink in my hand.
2.) Stop being a smartass.
3.) Rape someone - I know, everybody's saying it, but it's a nice declaration to make anyway.
4.) Drink Tequila ( and this time I mean it! )
5.) Deliberately let a friend down.
6.) Be the uncle who gives clothes as Christmas presents.
7.) Join an organized religion (now listed in the dictionary under "Mafia").
8.) Sleep with a woman who's too drunk to deliberately choose to be with me (falls within my definition of rape).
9.) Watch Martha Stewart....okay, maybe just the sentencing.
10.) Post attachments ( my moderator won't let me, damn it! ).
11.) Become gay (see "Join Organized Religion"...item #7).

...Oh hell, let's just say I won't do anything that Robert Downey Jr., Gary Bussey or any Kennedy have already done. That should just about cover it all.

I'll never...

- do drugs for recreation, including smoking.
- alter my body using cosmestic surgery unless my life depended on it.
- get a permanent tatoo.

I will never

Inflict pain on others, be it emotional & physical...

I've just finished watching the news & I'm sick to the stomach with the amount of wars in the world right now. Africa, Middle East, Europe - why the fuck does mankind have to be so godamn cruel?! What is it with some people. They just don't get it, do they!! My heart goes out to all those families whose relations have been kidnapped in Iraq. My God, they are brutal over there. Those beheadings have left a stain on my soul. I'm sorry to be taking such a slant in this thread but its just hit me what a bloody violent world we live in. To all you guys in the military over there, you are in our thoughts & just think of that first homecooked meal! Now, I'm gonna get a beer, play some guitar & chill out......*end of rant*

aww, why not? :)

Good for you!

I will never:

<li>Submit to a draft
<li>Vote based on party affiliation
<li>Smoke

rape
murder
heroin
castration (myself or another)

'nuff said

I'll never:::

amount to anything

1. hit a woman
2. take a life in cold blood
...

Hey Rat, I think Life is trying to prove you wrong on this one ;)

Somehow the concept of 'never' seems a bit outrageous. I have no clue what I'll do in the future because, based on my original plan, I should be dead now. I can detail what I'm afraid of, what disgusts me, what my self-made limitations won't allow me to conceive of, but I'm not smart enough to understand 'never'.

You just did.

For me? The classics. Although there are a realm of things that I most likely will not do, they aren't never (although they might be). These three are the things I will never do.

1. Murder
2. Rape
3. Steal

Go to prison. Especially here in Texas. They'll never take me alive.

hrmm if you did accomplish the latter wouldn't that cancel out the first thing also?? :cool:

Earlier I said that reality has a way of making us fools, and along those lines I have been thinking, and in certain circumstances I really could see myself doing almost anything- For instance, I would like to think that I would never rape an innocent person, but if someone raped a loved one of mine, and I found them, sure, I would at least considder it as a prelude to their painful death- There is also the possibility of insanity, which might make one do anything.........

wow this is the most amazing display of unashamed narrow mindedness ive ever seen :lol:

I will NEVER...

...Say never.


Except that time.

Just add this to my last list.


Trust anyone from Utah. Sorry. Y'all have been ruined for me.

This thread brought back some ideas that Robert Anton Wilson's The Illuminatus Trilogy! presented with Robert Putney Drake's character. Determine the things that you believe that you cannot do, and then do them.

A few things the character did:
-Escape from a straight jacket (I can't do that, only Houdini can!)
-Walked with broken glass in shoes (I can't do that, it'll hurt!)

Now, I might not be willing to go an extreme like putting broken glass in my shoes, but I will have to think about some more *typical* things and try to do what I say I cannot.

Never say never.
I have done many things I never thought I would do, but I changed or the situation changed and I found that something I thought I was totally incapable of doing I no longer had a problem with, or I was forced into a situation I swore I would never be in.
There are still plenty of things I can not see myself doing, but hey who knows.

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I will never say what I can or won't do.

Life throws surprises constantly and certain circumstances require drastic decisions! I bet the man who go trapped hiking and had to cut off his own arm didn't think he would EVER cut off a limb of his own. (Gay Sex? Please. If Bill Gates blah blah blah, I'd happily take the million dollars and never regret it.)

Of course, there are things I would not like to do. But that is too many to list.

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