Things you will NEVER do
 

What are some things you just know you will never ever do no matter what??

My list:

1)Own a mini-van
2)Bungee Jump
3)Drink root beer
4)Eat black licorice
5)Fly an airplane
6)Work at a funeral home
7)Become a olympic gold medalist
8)Shave my head
9)Host a dinner party and cook all the food
10)Become a nudist

sleep with another guy

1) Gay Sex
2) Kill a Human
3) Fart in church really loud
4) Become a smoker again

1) go to an Avirl Laguine concert (I’d fuck her and that’s it!)
2)Kill a creature that can think for its self (women)
3)Go to a Bris (I'll send gifts and attend the party but I ain't gonna be there when the...the...I can't say it)
4)Become gay (why have an ass when there is pussy?)
5)Loose my manhood (to all the men who have "fuck you too")
6)Smoke (I can fuck and its free)
7)Eat French snails (my dog will but not I)
8) Have a threesome with another man ( see 4 and 5)
9)Screw the dean's daughter (I almost did. Self-control is the key)
10)Drive a piece of shit (that depend on what you think is a piece of shit)

1) gay sex
2) knowingly sleep in a room where a roach is present
3) kill anyone (including myself)

There's nothing I would not do. I will not deny myself something just because I think I might not like it. Experience life.

I'm sorry, but is this some sort of insult to gays?

Jump out of a plane
Drink Southern Comfort(again)
Take a pay cut
Have anymore kids
Become a Mormon
Sell Amway

1) I will Never rape a girl. I would die before that.
2) No amputation of any body parts unless it was for someone else. (IE, somebody's going to die if I don't lose the arm NOW)
3) Never backstap a friend.

Goes without saying; no offense, but I'm just not wired that way.

Let's see, hmm...

* Attend a church
* Move back to southern california
* Buy a motorcycle (I have muscle-twitch that prevents this)
* Ever fit into a foreign sports car
* Go to a Grateful Dead concert (or probably a country-music one either)
* Watch WWF
* Run a marathon (I'll run, just not THAT much)

I'm sure there's more, but that's just off the top of my head.
Pretty much everything is up for grabs, I'm adventurous.

Stop having sex
Kill another person
Become a rock star
Work at a Fast Food joint (unless I own it)
Appear as a contestant on a Reality Show
Betray a trust
Gain too much weight
Wear shoes with tassels
Join a religion or cult

Same here.

I will never ever suck some dudes cock whilst competing in a inline-downhill race.... no matter what.


No offence, of course.

needles
eat a live animal
gotta agree with owning a minivan
kill someone or my self

bobsled naked (maybe, but i doubt it) :p

- Go to Antartica.
- Fuck an animal or a man.
- Rape
- Do drugs
- Cheat on my wife (once i get married)
- Backstab a friend

I may someday decide to skydive, hell I'd even rather do a guy - tha watch anything labeled "faces of death".

Totally figure out *Nikki*

Strictly speaking, there is nothing you would never do, save things that you would never be able to accomplish. There are, of course, things we think we would never do. Given the appropriate neurochemical conditions, the mind is quite open to persuasion.

Okay, I can definitely go with those! But to continue:

• be born (been there, done that)
• be re-born (goes with Christians)
• be re-re-born (goes with back-sliding born-again Christians)
• Buy a crappy computer ("Here's a nickle, kid. Go buy a better computer!")

-I'll never particiate in the gay lifestyle..not that there is anything wrong with it.
- I'll never start smoking cigarettes.
- I'll never believe in god.
- I'll never kill a human.
- I'll never disown or hate my children.

Can't believe I forgot to mention these in my earlier post. :rolleyes:

Funny how things change.
There were many things I would have sworn I would never do over the years including;
Work in an office
Get married again
Move out of Alaska

Life has a way of making fools out of us all.

- Be brought to the Jerry Springer show to have someone tell me a secret
- Work in an office
- Be in a scat porn
- Become Emperor of Japan (no matter how hard I try)

-Eat anything that apears on Fear Factor.
-Gotta go with the gay thing.

1) No Piercings (I do have a tatoo though)
2) I could never rape someone
3) Own a Ford Probe

I will never Bungee jump.

I've sky dived and while the fear of hights is a major issue, it's so sureal at that altitude that jumping out doesn't kick in the fear. UNLIKE stepping off of a platform...

I'll never be a Redwings fan
I'll never be a Packers fan
I'll never vote Bush
I'll never hit a woman
I'll never be 6' tall

Im going to second the rape someone...thats just wrong, and if you have raped someone, you deserve to die.

I will never:

1. Lift a grand piano over my head
2. Get head from a rattler
3. Have a manage a trois with the Bush twins
4. Buy the Cloak of Invisability on Ebay

I will never.........(update)

Forget how wonderful Love feels
Wear anything with more then a 1" heel
Take my friends for granted
Stop learning new things

I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE TFP

Well, never is a strong word and I have found that life has a way of making you eat crow so I try to shy away from saying never. There are things that I believe I have more pride, dignity and self respect than to lower myself to.
Although, I can say with absolute certainty that I will NEVER, EVER abuse a child...physically, sexually, emotionally...any abuse...no way no how. And I would lay my life down to protect a child from ever having to experience such hell!

~A survivor who proudly breaks the chain~

Amen to that brother!

1) Eat haggis
2) Rape someone
3) Drink and drive again
4) Finish a degree in the allotted time
5) Try heroin
6) Become catholic
7) Be teleported
8) Fully trust anyone
9) Eat someone's shit
10) Play gridion
11) Fuck Britney Spears (unfortunately)
12) Scuba dive
13) Be in a siance
14) Watch 'Battlefield Earth'
15) Own another Ford
16) Live in a different town to my partner
17) Kidnap someone
18) Piss on an electric fence
19) Meet my grandfather
20) Regret anything i ever do...

The first thing that comes to mind is:

Hire A Prostitute.

Theres too many to list...

Rape, Murder, Cheat on a partner, smoke... the list goes on

I will never say never (again).

For many, a hooker is merely on the 'to do' list!

I will never:

-Betray my friends' trust
-Go back on a promise that was not obviously made in jest.
-Allow myself to endanger others through my own stupidity (drive drunk)
-Hurt another person unprovoked
-Try to impose any religious belief of mine, other than tolerance, on another person. This does not mean that I woun't explain my beliefs in relation to those of others.
-Hear someone end a sentence with a prepossition (for purposes other than making poetry/lyrics sound better) and not cringe (I know I'm a big nerd)
-Stop living my life for the purpose of enjoying my life
-Get a mullet
-Refuse to help someone who needs it
-Buy a car with an automatic transmission unless I have had sufficient amputations to render it impossible for me to drive anything else
-Allow myself to become dependant on any substance that is not keeping me alive or preventing harm to me.

-gay sex
-spell lose with 2 o's

The one and only thing I will never do is...

Set limits for myself.



If it feels right at the time then I will do it... No question.

I'd never chop my penis off. EVER.

work in a fast food place
repeat high school
understand everything there is to know about the universe

I can't really say anything to this. I'm only 19 years old, why should I define my never's now? I know I'm going to change, hell my life, attitude, parts of my personality is changing now, so why should I say never right now?
I will try to the best of my abilities, which is the only thing anyone can do, that I'd never rape someone.
I hope that I'd never follow my father's footsteps.
And I'd hope that I never lose my self-control.
I believe that in those three, that I'd follow through with the rape one, but I don't know about the other two.

Things I'll never do:

gay sex
bestiality
hit a woman
drive an SUV
eat asparagus again

Never chop off my penis... That's a good one.
Never piss on an electric fence... I'll never do that - again.
Never have gay sex... Nope, won't do that either.
Never eat shit... Nope, well except for shrimp shit and oyster shit.
Never wear shoes with tassels... Uh, nope.
Never fart in church really loud... I think 'really loud' is the key phrase here.

I'll never buy an artificial Christmas tree.
I'll never intentionally listen to country music.
I'll never attend a non-family wedding.
I'll never drink beer... unless they start making one that tastes good.

i won't grow up.
i won't shut up.
i won't sanction censorship.
i won't vote republican.
i won't masturbate in public.
i won't die afraid i didn't enjoy life enough.

I never want to
1) Get addicted to cigarettes. Or even start them.
2) Do injected drugs or hallucinagenic drugs.
3) Rob a bank.
4) Stop raising my child MY way.
5) Do everything my mom thinks I should (Hello I'm 29!! She doesn't seem to realize that yet!)
6) Put my child in public school.
7) Eat a live animal. Raw or strange parts are fine.
8) Become a Mormon or Omish.
9) Listen to White Rap (esp. Eminem) - Voluntarily. It just grates me too much.
10) Get a tattoo. I know I'd regret it eventually.
11) Take a flaming shot. Saw my brother who had an accident with one. Not a pretty sight.
12) Move back home. I would live with my in-laws if I had to.

I can honestly say I will never allow myself to become addicted to an MMORPG (like EverQuest) again.

Scott

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I forgot two very important ones yesterday.

I'll never get married.
I'll never be a liberal.

1) Kill anyone

2) Stop learning

3) Become a vegetarian

4) Eat cow toungue - (saw my grandma cooking it once. EWWWWW!)

5) Eat Sushi (It's RAW FISH!!!)

6) Drink diet pop

7) Be an Avalanche fan (Sorry Arock)

Need to a few more nevers...

Live in the Suburbs (it's Urban or Rural for me)
Get hair plugs (if I go bald)
Tattoo anyone's name on my body
Cease to be amazed at what humanity is capable of...

i will NEVER eat the BEEFCAKE!!

i will never find true happiness

never commit myself to saying never to anything...you never know...

I'll never start smoking cigarrettes.

That is one of the few things I've layed down for myself in life. Other than that the table is pretty much open. Certainly there are some things that I'm not likely to do but can't predict the circumstances.

No apologies necessary. Some of you fans are alright.

1) most drugs
2) amputate my arm for the hell of it
3) kill myself (I'd have no problem killing someone else if it were self-defense)
4) cheat on a gf
5) rape
6) become a politician

i dont think ill ever eat a gyro

I will never douse myself in gasoline and light a match while trapped inside a moving truck.

1) Have a baby...since I'm a guy
2) Get a breast enlargement...Since I'm a guy
3) Gay midget sex
4) Gay sex
5) Midget sex

I'll never contribute to this thread...oh...wait...

1) eat green vegies!

Under a given set of circumstances, anyone can be made to do anything.

I will never have a vagina.

And if i ever do, I will never leave my room...

I will never say never

Never say never.

Never.


(Think about it.)

Put my subby in harms way.
Cheat.
Work for a corporation.
Drink...One day at a time.
Harm animals or children.
Forget to have fun
Put my carreer and ambitions before family.
Conceit defeat without trying my absolute hardest.

Things I (Hope I) Will Never Do:
> All the bad/hurtful/illegal stuff previously posted by others
> Neglect to do all the good/helpful/loving things posted by others
> Judge religion, sexual preference, race, or politics as being more important than character.


Having some free time tonight, I looked at all of the previous posts to see how I am doing....


Things I Have Done That Other Posters Will Never Do:
> Own a minivan
> Drink root beer
> Eat black licorice (but I must say it isn't very good)
> Shave my head
> Host a dinner party and cook all the food
> Kill a creature that can think for itself (I take no pride in it.)
> Go to a bris
> Smoke (I have tried cheap cigars.....hours later, they make your mouth taste like cat crap)
> Eat French snails
> Drive a piece of shit
> Drink Southern Comfort
> Fit in a foreign sports car
> Gone to a Grateful Dead concert (before Jerry passed away)
> Watch WWF (I went to the first Wrestlemanie.....at MSG)
> Betrayed a trust (not proud of this one)
> Gained too much weight
> Wore shoes with tassels
> Did drugs (a bad idea)
> Backstab a friend (another bad idea)
> Date a Christian
> Let my hair grow back (but now it is leaving again)
> Listen to rap, country, pop, or R&B music
> Work in an office
> Piercings
> Allowed myself to endanger others through my own stupidty
> Bought a car with automatic transmission
> Attend a non-family wedding
> Drink beer
> Grow up
> Vote Republican (but not a full ticket, to date)
> Listen to white rap (talent sounds good regardless of color)
> Get married
> Be a liberal (please don't confuse with being a Democrat....or confuse conservative with Rebublican)
> Eat cow tongue (one strange food that doesn't taste like chicken)
> Eat sushi
> Live in the suburbs
> Found true happiness (my son)
> Cheat on a GF (long before I got married)
> Eat green veggies
> Work for a corporation

become gay
stop smoking bud
no getting shot with a bb gun (again)
stop drinking and lose my alcohol tolerance
wacking off to internet porn

i'll never

do heroin, crack, meth, or pcp
eat ass
just accept what people tell me
trust anyone from oakland
believe in god
lie to a girl
rape anything
abuse my kids (if i ever have any) or anyone else's
set fire to myself in protest

I'll let ya know if i come up with any more.

whoa

im the opposite
i will never grow my hair
right now i have it shaved down to SKIN :cool:

The van doesn't seem that bad if it IS kitted nicely! :D

I will never marry a woman who has had a fungus named after her.

I will NEVER have sex with a man, or an animal.

LOL! Classic!

Get convicted of murder.

crack

play golf in a lightning storm...

My list is... my list

1.) be gay. I just have this strange thing about not having shit on my dick
2.) have sex - yes, you read right.
3.) See A, J, or Edith ever again :(
4.) rape someone - kinda goes without saying
5.) smoke
6.) do any kind of drugs. Of course, I'd take a drug if it was prescribed, despite how unreliable some doctors may be *shrugs*
7.) eat anything that isn't food. Shit isn't food. Worms aren't food. Bamboo isn't food. Pizza is food.
8.) grok anything in fullness (allusion to "Stranger in A Strange Land", good book)

Meh. I'm sure there's more. I'll edit this post if I come up with more junk.

redravin40, you got it right. I hope everybody keeps there lists of "Never would" and go back and look at them again in 20 years.

I will never:

*Have gay sex
*Own a Ford
*Drugs
*Smoke
*Drink and Drive (Thats how I lost my cousin)
*Live in LA (I can barely stand driving through there)
*Never hit my kids (my dad hit me with a belt...those things still don't make me feel right)
*Theres plenty more and I just can't think of them

1. Have children
2. Become King of England
3. Eat brussel sprouts or turnip greens
4. Screw my friends over
5. Cheat on my girlfriend
6. Own a minivan
7. Be untrue to myself

An follow-up question -
How different would your list be if someone was pointing a gun at either your or a loved one's head?

Things I will never do...

1.) Make a list of things that I will never do. The universe just has a funny way about it that makes a list, such as this, irrelevent in an amazingly short amount of time.

1. Have straight sex (Well, maybe a couple of times, but I'm bi, and i'm sick of people sayin gay sex)
2. Rape someone
3. Kill Someone
4. Take my own life for the sole purpose of taking my own life (Ex. I might do something that would get me killed, but save 1,000,000s of people)
5. Chop off my dick, fry it, and eat it
6. Not try a shrooms in my life
7. keep a new years resolution
8. Smoke Cigarettes (other substances are okay)
9. Make a list of things that I will not do that goes 10 items or more

watch a harry potter movie..
eat a paint ball

disect a cat

own a mac
own a lama

finish this sen

I'll never be the president of Zimbabwe.

probably get laid =(

ne way:
gay sex
heroine
rape someone
waxing my gooch
chopping off my penis
fall for my best friend (again)
eat somones ass hoel out

I will never ever jump off anything over like thirty feet high, unless my life's at risk, water below me or not.
I will never abandon my brothers.
I will never fly a F15.
I will never have sex with a man.
I will never have a hit country song.

LMAO good call

I am going to try to not severly limit my options in life at my early age but things I sure as hell hope I NEVER encounter/participate in are:

1 child abuse (any kind)
2 rape
3 try Heroine / crack / coke (does Chronic count? shit) / crystal meth
4 choose Coca-Cola over a cool, refreshing Mountain Dew
5 cook in fast food (again)
6 smoke tobacco (if its JUST tobacco that is :D )
7 bigotry
9 vote republican / democratic
10 silently lose freedoms
11 enjoy pop music over anything else
12 stop proof-reading what I write, anywhere (at least once)
13 wear short shorts
14 stop reading and learning and informing others
15 stop changing

I can say with reasonable certaintity that I will never:

Have short hair(again)
Be clean shaven (again)
Hit 300 pounds (again)
Do scat porn
Conform
Eat meat (again)

Re: Things you will NEVER do
 

why not?

Well, I would *hope* that she's you're married to your wife...unless it's not your wife heheh

I will never live yesterday again...or the day before...or the day before....or....well you get the picture.

I will never accept the DH as valid.

I will never:

-Smoke
-Do illegal drugs
-Cheat on a significant other/spouse
-Get drunk
-Kill someone

Hmm...well, that's all I can think of off the top of my head. I think the Oreos are getting to me.