Things you will NEVER do
 

What are some things you just know you will never ever do no matter what??

My list:

1)Own a mini-van
2)Bungee Jump
3)Drink root beer
4)Eat black licorice
5)Fly an airplane
6)Work at a funeral home
7)Become a olympic gold medalist
8)Shave my head
9)Host a dinner party and cook all the food
10)Become a nudist

sleep with another guy

1) Gay Sex
2) Kill a Human
3) Fart in church really loud
4) Become a smoker again

1) go to an Avirl Laguine concert (I’d fuck her and that’s it!)
2)Kill a creature that can think for its self (women)
3)Go to a Bris (I'll send gifts and attend the party but I ain't gonna be there when the...the...I can't say it)
4)Become gay (why have an ass when there is pussy?)
5)Loose my manhood (to all the men who have "fuck you too")
6)Smoke (I can fuck and its free)
7)Eat French snails (my dog will but not I)
8) Have a threesome with another man ( see 4 and 5)
9)Screw the dean's daughter (I almost did. Self-control is the key)
10)Drive a piece of shit (that depend on what you think is a piece of shit)

1) gay sex
2) knowingly sleep in a room where a roach is present
3) kill anyone (including myself)

There's nothing I would not do. I will not deny myself something just because I think I might not like it. Experience life.

I'm sorry, but is this some sort of insult to gays?

Jump out of a plane
Drink Southern Comfort(again)
Take a pay cut
Have anymore kids
Become a Mormon
Sell Amway

1) I will Never rape a girl. I would die before that.
2) No amputation of any body parts unless it was for someone else. (IE, somebody's going to die if I don't lose the arm NOW)
3) Never backstap a friend.

Goes without saying; no offense, but I'm just not wired that way.

Let's see, hmm...

* Attend a church
* Move back to southern california
* Buy a motorcycle (I have muscle-twitch that prevents this)
* Ever fit into a foreign sports car
* Go to a Grateful Dead concert (or probably a country-music one either)
* Watch WWF
* Run a marathon (I'll run, just not THAT much)

I'm sure there's more, but that's just off the top of my head.
Pretty much everything is up for grabs, I'm adventurous.

Stop having sex
Kill another person
Become a rock star
Work at a Fast Food joint (unless I own it)
Appear as a contestant on a Reality Show
Betray a trust
Gain too much weight
Wear shoes with tassels
Join a religion or cult

Same here.

I will never ever suck some dudes cock whilst competing in a inline-downhill race.... no matter what.


No offence, of course.

needles
eat a live animal
gotta agree with owning a minivan
kill someone or my self

bobsled naked (maybe, but i doubt it) :p

- Go to Antartica.
- Fuck an animal or a man.
- Rape
- Do drugs
- Cheat on my wife (once i get married)
- Backstab a friend

I may someday decide to skydive, hell I'd even rather do a guy - tha watch anything labeled "faces of death".

Totally figure out *Nikki*

Strictly speaking, there is nothing you would never do, save things that you would never be able to accomplish. There are, of course, things we think we would never do. Given the appropriate neurochemical conditions, the mind is quite open to persuasion.

Okay, I can definitely go with those! But to continue:

• be born (been there, done that)
• be re-born (goes with Christians)
• be re-re-born (goes with back-sliding born-again Christians)
• Buy a crappy computer ("Here's a nickle, kid. Go buy a better computer!")

-I'll never particiate in the gay lifestyle..not that there is anything wrong with it.
- I'll never start smoking cigarettes.
- I'll never believe in god.
- I'll never kill a human.
- I'll never disown or hate my children.

Can't believe I forgot to mention these in my earlier post. :rolleyes:

Funny how things change.
There were many things I would have sworn I would never do over the years including;
Work in an office
Get married again
Move out of Alaska

Life has a way of making fools out of us all.

- Be brought to the Jerry Springer show to have someone tell me a secret
- Work in an office
- Be in a scat porn
- Become Emperor of Japan (no matter how hard I try)

-Eat anything that apears on Fear Factor.
-Gotta go with the gay thing.

1) No Piercings (I do have a tatoo though)
2) I could never rape someone
3) Own a Ford Probe

I will never Bungee jump.

I've sky dived and while the fear of hights is a major issue, it's so sureal at that altitude that jumping out doesn't kick in the fear. UNLIKE stepping off of a platform...

I'll never be a Redwings fan
I'll never be a Packers fan
I'll never vote Bush
I'll never hit a woman
I'll never be 6' tall

Im going to second the rape someone...thats just wrong, and if you have raped someone, you deserve to die.

I will never:

1. Lift a grand piano over my head
2. Get head from a rattler
3. Have a manage a trois with the Bush twins
4. Buy the Cloak of Invisability on Ebay

I will never.........(update)

Forget how wonderful Love feels
Wear anything with more then a 1" heel
Take my friends for granted
Stop learning new things

I WILL NEVER LEAVE THE TFP

Well, never is a strong word and I have found that life has a way of making you eat crow so I try to shy away from saying never. There are things that I believe I have more pride, dignity and self respect than to lower myself to.
Although, I can say with absolute certainty that I will NEVER, EVER abuse a child...physically, sexually, emotionally...any abuse...no way no how. And I would lay my life down to protect a child from ever having to experience such hell!

~A survivor who proudly breaks the chain~

Amen to that brother!

1) Eat haggis
2) Rape someone
3) Drink and drive again
4) Finish a degree in the allotted time
5) Try heroin
6) Become catholic
7) Be teleported
8) Fully trust anyone
9) Eat someone's shit
10) Play gridion
11) Fuck Britney Spears (unfortunately)
12) Scuba dive
13) Be in a siance
14) Watch 'Battlefield Earth'
15) Own another Ford
16) Live in a different town to my partner
17) Kidnap someone
18) Piss on an electric fence
19) Meet my grandfather
20) Regret anything i ever do...

The first thing that comes to mind is:

Hire A Prostitute.

Theres too many to list...

Rape, Murder, Cheat on a partner, smoke... the list goes on

I will never say never (again).

For many, a hooker is merely on the 'to do' list!

I will never:

-Betray my friends' trust
-Go back on a promise that was not obviously made in jest.
-Allow myself to endanger others through my own stupidity (drive drunk)
-Hurt another person unprovoked
-Try to impose any religious belief of mine, other than tolerance, on another person. This does not mean that I woun't explain my beliefs in relation to those of others.
-Hear someone end a sentence with a prepossition (for purposes other than making poetry/lyrics sound better) and not cringe (I know I'm a big nerd)
-Stop living my life for the purpose of enjoying my life
-Get a mullet
-Refuse to help someone who needs it
-Buy a car with an automatic transmission unless I have had sufficient amputations to render it impossible for me to drive anything else
-Allow myself to become dependant on any substance that is not keeping me alive or preventing harm to me.

-gay sex
-spell lose with 2 o's

The one and only thing I will never do is...

Set limits for myself.



If it feels right at the time then I will do it... No question.

I'd never chop my penis off. EVER.