play golf in a lightning storm...

My list is... my list

1.) be gay. I just have this strange thing about not having shit on my dick
2.) have sex - yes, you read right.
3.) See A, J, or Edith ever again :(
4.) rape someone - kinda goes without saying
5.) smoke
6.) do any kind of drugs. Of course, I'd take a drug if it was prescribed, despite how unreliable some doctors may be *shrugs*
7.) eat anything that isn't food. Shit isn't food. Worms aren't food. Bamboo isn't food. Pizza is food.
8.) grok anything in fullness (allusion to "Stranger in A Strange Land", good book)

Meh. I'm sure there's more. I'll edit this post if I come up with more junk.

redravin40, you got it right. I hope everybody keeps there lists of "Never would" and go back and look at them again in 20 years.

I will never:

*Have gay sex
*Own a Ford
*Drugs
*Smoke
*Drink and Drive (Thats how I lost my cousin)
*Live in LA (I can barely stand driving through there)
*Never hit my kids (my dad hit me with a belt...those things still don't make me feel right)
*Theres plenty more and I just can't think of them

1. Have children
2. Become King of England
3. Eat brussel sprouts or turnip greens
4. Screw my friends over
5. Cheat on my girlfriend
6. Own a minivan
7. Be untrue to myself

An follow-up question -
How different would your list be if someone was pointing a gun at either your or a loved one's head?

Things I will never do...

1.) Make a list of things that I will never do. The universe just has a funny way about it that makes a list, such as this, irrelevent in an amazingly short amount of time.

1. Have straight sex (Well, maybe a couple of times, but I'm bi, and i'm sick of people sayin gay sex)
2. Rape someone
3. Kill Someone
4. Take my own life for the sole purpose of taking my own life (Ex. I might do something that would get me killed, but save 1,000,000s of people)
5. Chop off my dick, fry it, and eat it
6. Not try a shrooms in my life
7. keep a new years resolution
8. Smoke Cigarettes (other substances are okay)
9. Make a list of things that I will not do that goes 10 items or more

watch a harry potter movie..
eat a paint ball

disect a cat

own a mac
own a lama

finish this sen

I'll never be the president of Zimbabwe.

probably get laid =(

ne way:
gay sex
heroine
rape someone
waxing my gooch
chopping off my penis
fall for my best friend (again)
eat somones ass hoel out

I will never ever jump off anything over like thirty feet high, unless my life's at risk, water below me or not.
I will never abandon my brothers.
I will never fly a F15.
I will never have sex with a man.
I will never have a hit country song.

LMAO good call

I am going to try to not severly limit my options in life at my early age but things I sure as hell hope I NEVER encounter/participate in are:

1 child abuse (any kind)
2 rape
3 try Heroine / crack / coke (does Chronic count? shit) / crystal meth
4 choose Coca-Cola over a cool, refreshing Mountain Dew
5 cook in fast food (again)
6 smoke tobacco (if its JUST tobacco that is :D )
7 bigotry
9 vote republican / democratic
10 silently lose freedoms
11 enjoy pop music over anything else
12 stop proof-reading what I write, anywhere (at least once)
13 wear short shorts
14 stop reading and learning and informing others
15 stop changing

I can say with reasonable certaintity that I will never:

Have short hair(again)
Be clean shaven (again)
Hit 300 pounds (again)
Do scat porn
Conform
Eat meat (again)

Re: Things you will NEVER do
 

why not?

Well, I would *hope* that she's you're married to your wife...unless it's not your wife heheh

I will never live yesterday again...or the day before...or the day before....or....well you get the picture.

I will never accept the DH as valid.

I will never:

-Smoke
-Do illegal drugs
-Cheat on a significant other/spouse
-Get drunk
-Kill someone

Hmm...well, that's all I can think of off the top of my head. I think the Oreos are getting to me.

Go back on my word, because when all else is gone it is all you have.

I will never

1) Take my own life or someone else's life
2) Rape someone
3) Do drugs
4) Smoke
5) Turn gay
6) Hit a woman/girl intentionally
7) Sell my body for science or sex
8) Cheat on my girlfriend
9) Intentionally hurt someone or scar them emotionally
10) Turn my back to a friend or family member in dire need
11) Quit loving music
12) Hold back emotions
13) Badly hurt an animal intentionally
14) Lie, cheat, or steal to get sex or sexual favours
15) Let a day go by without thinking of all the important people in my life and cherishing them like my own being and soul

That's about it for my list

Someone else has already said this, but I really mean it: I'll never say never. Life just gets so damn weird sometimes, and we're not always the captains of our fates that we hope to be.

Got to agree with Rodney... all of these things are really things we would never want to do. Which to me, is a big difference from things that we will acutally never get to do. Like for me, I'll never get to speak to my highschool friend, Patrick, again... he died in the USS Cole bombing... Death is final. Love your loved ones dearly.

1)Cheat on my boyfriend
2)Smoke
3)Become a Nun
4)Murder

Re: Re: Things you will NEVER do
 

Because I am claustrophobic and afraid of heights. Bad combo to operate an airplane.

Never is a long time but pot-holing isn 't on today's to-do list

betray a friends trust

sky dive

upside down loopty loop roller coaster

steal

harm a living being (except bugs and snakes, they are free game)

make the same mistake more than 3 times

have an orgy

room with my best friend from grade school

lend money

get a credit card

or . . . become the object of abuse in a relationship (again)

Things I will NOT do:
Commit any crime that would result in jail time.
Purposely cause any horrible pain to myself or others (except for spiders/insects and people who deserve it).

Other than that, I'm open to try damn near everything. I think I'd do just about anything sexually except for getting peed/shit on.

Aight, I'm new here, but here it goes

I would never:
Cheat on My Girlfriend!
Kill Someone
Rape Someone
Be Addicted to Something Obviously Bad For My Health(i.e. cigs)
Drink and Drive
Impose My Views On Anything to Anyone

That's about all I can think of right now

Dude - you must go if given the opportunity. It is a real trip and heaps of fun.

[list=a][*]Suck a cock[*]Have my ass fingered[*]own a girls car[*]eat dog crap[*]let myself get fat[*]be able to suck myself off :([/list=a]

- Abuse an animal or child, and if at all possible let someone doing so go unharmed
- Do hard drugs (heroin, crack, etc)
- Do snuff (that shit is all kinds of gross)
- Own a Toyota Echo, Pontiac Sunfire or Honda Element (bitch cars to the extreme)
- Let myself get over 220 pounds (again)
- Let myself be someone's bitch

Seems like everyone's thinking along the same lines here, but I don't think I'll ever play for the other team either. I likes me some wimmins too much. =)

Other 'never-dos' include leaping from a high-dive platform into a thimble of jello, and the rhumba.

-Gay sex, pedophilia, etc..
-Commit suicide

have gay sex
be a politition
have a sex change

lol^^

accupuncture
be a professional athlete
join the army

I will never support President Bush or the Death Penalty

Watch the Lifetime channel or be castrated...just cut off my head instead!