work in a fast food place
repeat high school
understand everything there is to know about the universe

I can't really say anything to this. I'm only 19 years old, why should I define my never's now? I know I'm going to change, hell my life, attitude, parts of my personality is changing now, so why should I say never right now?
I will try to the best of my abilities, which is the only thing anyone can do, that I'd never rape someone.
I hope that I'd never follow my father's footsteps.
And I'd hope that I never lose my self-control.
I believe that in those three, that I'd follow through with the rape one, but I don't know about the other two.

Things I'll never do:

gay sex
bestiality
hit a woman
drive an SUV
eat asparagus again

Never chop off my penis... That's a good one.
Never piss on an electric fence... I'll never do that - again.
Never have gay sex... Nope, won't do that either.
Never eat shit... Nope, well except for shrimp shit and oyster shit.
Never wear shoes with tassels... Uh, nope.
Never fart in church really loud... I think 'really loud' is the key phrase here.

I'll never buy an artificial Christmas tree.
I'll never intentionally listen to country music.
I'll never attend a non-family wedding.
I'll never drink beer... unless they start making one that tastes good.

i won't grow up.
i won't shut up.
i won't sanction censorship.
i won't vote republican.
i won't masturbate in public.
i won't die afraid i didn't enjoy life enough.

I never want to
1) Get addicted to cigarettes. Or even start them.
2) Do injected drugs or hallucinagenic drugs.
3) Rob a bank.
4) Stop raising my child MY way.
5) Do everything my mom thinks I should (Hello I'm 29!! She doesn't seem to realize that yet!)
6) Put my child in public school.
7) Eat a live animal. Raw or strange parts are fine.
8) Become a Mormon or Omish.
9) Listen to White Rap (esp. Eminem) - Voluntarily. It just grates me too much.
10) Get a tattoo. I know I'd regret it eventually.
11) Take a flaming shot. Saw my brother who had an accident with one. Not a pretty sight.
12) Move back home. I would live with my in-laws if I had to.

I can honestly say I will never allow myself to become addicted to an MMORPG (like EverQuest) again.

Scott

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I forgot two very important ones yesterday.

I'll never get married.
I'll never be a liberal.

1) Kill anyone

2) Stop learning

3) Become a vegetarian

4) Eat cow toungue - (saw my grandma cooking it once. EWWWWW!)

5) Eat Sushi (It's RAW FISH!!!)

6) Drink diet pop

7) Be an Avalanche fan (Sorry Arock)

Need to a few more nevers...

Live in the Suburbs (it's Urban or Rural for me)
Get hair plugs (if I go bald)
Tattoo anyone's name on my body
Cease to be amazed at what humanity is capable of...

i will NEVER eat the BEEFCAKE!!

i will never find true happiness

never commit myself to saying never to anything...you never know...

I'll never start smoking cigarrettes.

That is one of the few things I've layed down for myself in life. Other than that the table is pretty much open. Certainly there are some things that I'm not likely to do but can't predict the circumstances.

No apologies necessary. Some of you fans are alright.

1) most drugs
2) amputate my arm for the hell of it
3) kill myself (I'd have no problem killing someone else if it were self-defense)
4) cheat on a gf
5) rape
6) become a politician

i dont think ill ever eat a gyro

I will never douse myself in gasoline and light a match while trapped inside a moving truck.

1) Have a baby...since I'm a guy
2) Get a breast enlargement...Since I'm a guy
3) Gay midget sex
4) Gay sex
5) Midget sex

I'll never contribute to this thread...oh...wait...

1) eat green vegies!

Under a given set of circumstances, anyone can be made to do anything.

I will never have a vagina.

And if i ever do, I will never leave my room...

I will never say never

Never say never.

Never.


(Think about it.)

Put my subby in harms way.
Cheat.
Work for a corporation.
Drink...One day at a time.
Harm animals or children.
Forget to have fun
Put my carreer and ambitions before family.
Conceit defeat without trying my absolute hardest.

Things I (Hope I) Will Never Do:
> All the bad/hurtful/illegal stuff previously posted by others
> Neglect to do all the good/helpful/loving things posted by others
> Judge religion, sexual preference, race, or politics as being more important than character.


Having some free time tonight, I looked at all of the previous posts to see how I am doing....


Things I Have Done That Other Posters Will Never Do:
> Own a minivan
> Drink root beer
> Eat black licorice (but I must say it isn't very good)
> Shave my head
> Host a dinner party and cook all the food
> Kill a creature that can think for itself (I take no pride in it.)
> Go to a bris
> Smoke (I have tried cheap cigars.....hours later, they make your mouth taste like cat crap)
> Eat French snails
> Drive a piece of shit
> Drink Southern Comfort
> Fit in a foreign sports car
> Gone to a Grateful Dead concert (before Jerry passed away)
> Watch WWF (I went to the first Wrestlemanie.....at MSG)
> Betrayed a trust (not proud of this one)
> Gained too much weight
> Wore shoes with tassels
> Did drugs (a bad idea)
> Backstab a friend (another bad idea)
> Date a Christian
> Let my hair grow back (but now it is leaving again)
> Listen to rap, country, pop, or R&B music
> Work in an office
> Piercings
> Allowed myself to endanger others through my own stupidty
> Bought a car with automatic transmission
> Attend a non-family wedding
> Drink beer
> Grow up
> Vote Republican (but not a full ticket, to date)
> Listen to white rap (talent sounds good regardless of color)
> Get married
> Be a liberal (please don't confuse with being a Democrat....or confuse conservative with Rebublican)
> Eat cow tongue (one strange food that doesn't taste like chicken)
> Eat sushi
> Live in the suburbs
> Found true happiness (my son)
> Cheat on a GF (long before I got married)
> Eat green veggies
> Work for a corporation

become gay
stop smoking bud
no getting shot with a bb gun (again)
stop drinking and lose my alcohol tolerance
wacking off to internet porn

i'll never

do heroin, crack, meth, or pcp
eat ass
just accept what people tell me
trust anyone from oakland
believe in god
lie to a girl
rape anything
abuse my kids (if i ever have any) or anyone else's
set fire to myself in protest

I'll let ya know if i come up with any more.

whoa

im the opposite
i will never grow my hair
right now i have it shaved down to SKIN :cool:

The van doesn't seem that bad if it IS kitted nicely! :D

I will never marry a woman who has had a fungus named after her.

I will NEVER have sex with a man, or an animal.

LOL! Classic!

Get convicted of murder.

crack