Gilda

Based on the definitions given above, that would be a "pinch hitter".

Gilda

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Average_Joe

HA! Yes. I was thinking more along the lines of asking your brother or best male friend as being the "pinch hitter".

For dildos or vibrators we could have a wooden vs. aluminum debate. Ah...perhaps this is a tangent I don't want to get into.

Siege

I could be wrong about this, but I think most females don't have any form of sex with their brother(s).

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madp

I would have thought that it would be Richard in pussy for to an Englishman. . .

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Konichiwaneko

Hmm I think second base is different now.

Just last weekend a girl I may start seeing asked my friend to get me drunk so we could get to "second base"...weird thing though is I already seen her naked, copped a feel, had more then a feel, and basically slept with her that night.


Maybe it was extra innings.

OR A DOUBLE HEADER!

(oh my...I didn't realize. /me dials phone number)

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Rippley

madp, this had me in stitches for minutes! I almost blew water out my nose!

Excellent stuff, truly.

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klined

Good call... How many bases do you have though? I considered 4th base a homerun

itch vaccine

Harharhar..

We have a friend whom we call Richard by nickname. And yes, we call him a dick too. Richard in cantonese also sounds like dick. Poor guy.

Btw, I find MageB420666's definition of the bases amazingly ... what's the word? precise?

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Zeraph

I'm 21 so not very old, and these terms were semi common knowledge in my middle school. I'm always surpised when someone doesn't know the terms

Just depends where you grow up I think, I was sort of in a western/cowboy (as in most owned horses but not really farmland either) town. Way smaller than a major city but not that small of a town either. Most were into sports so that's probably why it came natural.

And ya the standard was, 1st-kiss, 2nd-grope, 3rd-oral, home-sex. Struck out would mean you tried for a kiss and got stopped there.

thespian86

As far as I've ever understood it:

First Base: "French Kiss"

Second Base: Anything above the waist (toplessness, coping a feel, etc)

Third Base: Anything but intercourse; ie: Hand jobs, fingering, oral sex, etc

Home Run: Intercourse

Also, I think that "striking out" is equivilant to a term I hate dearly, "Hooking up" and can represent a number of scenarios. You could say " I struck out" if you didn't get a date, didn't get any play, any missed opportunity. Just as hook up could mean sex, kissing, fooling around.

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Konichiwaneko

whoa digging deep my friend, this things back from when some people weren't born yet.

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Jozrael

Mage, I'm with you. That's what I always understood it as.

And yea, you can definitely get to 2nd with two men. I know I like my girl on my chest .