So how the hell did the Polynesians get to Hawaii in the first place? The Titanic?

What the hell is the pizza factor?

Pizza is great when its good. When pizza is bad it's still pretty good.

Well, I'm 5" so on the small side :(

Then again, it doesn't really matter as all the action I get eminates from either my left or right hand ;) :P

Gotcha :thumbsup:

For some time, I have kept my 'stuff' nicely trimmed. I had my wife trim up the other day, so that her lips and clit were completely exposed. She hasn't been able to stop thinking about sex since. In between our numerous sex sessions, she mentioned that she is much more conscious of her genitalia now. Welcome to the world of us guys, I thought, who have our genitailia hanging out and rubbing against clothes all day long! No wonder we jackoff so much. Guys, if your girl isn't as horny as you would like, try to encourage the shaving. Worked nicely for me.

I've decided to go WAX my area. I've heard that I should tear (ouch) upwards, and use some kind of lotion afterwards. Any girls have some tips on how to do this with the least amount of pain, and the best lotion to use afterwards?

You should try a shaving product for women called Coochy. You can probably buy it online or if a woman you know attends a Pure Romance party she can bring home a magazine. Coochy softens the hair and the surrounding skin and pretty much eliminates ingrown hairs and there is absolutely no razor burn. It says it can be used as conditioner and on mens facial hair.

Ok, I don't have the patience to wade through all of the pages of text but here is my problem. I use my beard trimmer to trim my boys and shaft. What gets me is that I can pull the balls up and get choad and the bottom of my balls but I can't seem to find a way to pull the sac to get it all trimmed. I always end up going after hair by hair or trying to pull it one way and getting a nick from the trimmer. How have you guys figured out how to pull the sac taught enough to get between base of shaft and front of sac? I hope I am making sense. I am thinking about taking the mach three with me into the shower but I want to figure this out first.


Any suggestions?

WEll...I. um.... let me help you?

Or... do it when you're cold?

I am not a professional in this area...

do it when you're cold for sure. I wouldn't take the Mach 3, because just as the ad says, you cut once it cuts three times. And three cuts on your ballz is gonna feel...well not good. I don't shave completely I just trim, and have never had a complaint.

actually....the female clit is about an inch and a half on average...Ive seen a 4 inch monster though...so watch out

im biting the bullet tonight and gonna snap on a new mach 3 head and shave it all off. wish me luck!

What would you like us to put on your tombstone?

ok I shaved last night, feels alright today and kindda weird but i think i can get used to it.

I've given it a try, and discovered the horrible feel of things growing back. So... for me I just keep things tidy with a eletric razor (the kind they use to trim the sides of my head [on my shoulder] when I get my hair cut).

I'd deffinetly reccomend the Neutrogena "Razor Defense Shave Gel". I use it to shave my face and it's amazing - alot better than the Gillette crap I used to use.

Good to know ;) But...ah... not that I need to :hmm:.


Whoa... I really hope you've meant something else. You mean the actuall opening, right? :lol:

Anyone use that cream stuff that is for girls. They spray it on their legs and wipe it off and the hair is gone... would that work on the balls? I'm really interested in trying the Veet Rasera (?) but I dont know if its going to burn or not, and Im not going to try it first on my legs. Anyone try this before?

How do you all dispose of your hair? Mine grows rather fast and living with my parents (who are freaks about emptying the garbage themselves) they see it easily. Don't want to flush it because it could probably clog things

I flush mine. I shave while sitting in the pot, so it just falls right in. When i'm all done, I just flush. Haslte free.
I always do a test flush to make sure it isn't clogged before I shave though. Last thing I want is hair all over everything if it backs up.

Tester123 why don't you just put it all in a kleenex and wad it up? Will just look like a kleenex.

By the way...
A lot of you have talked about problems with cream, razors, etc. Why not use an electric shaver? Get one of those horizontal trimmers like they use in barber shops to do your sideburns and back of neck. Thats what I use. Works perfectly. It takes off the perfect amount too. You don't even have to use any cream or anything for it. Afterwards either. Easiest thing to do.

Please DONT

read the labels they say stuff about not using it on genitals..

it will hurt like hell, if you do, report back on how it felt... though i wouldnt suggest it

I thought I read the label on that Veet stuff and it didnt say anything like that... but my friends girlfriend said she used Nair or soemthing and it felt like a bad sunburn. I definately dont want that on the ole scrote. Thanks, jam, for the advice.

hah!

how best to maintain her garden?
 

I am not trying to start another guy's shaving thread, however I'm looking for suggestions on mainaning her gaden.

The story

I started dating this gal, and she kept the area cut close, but it was a little sloppy.. after afew times of goin down on her and ending up with weeds in my grill :D I decided to convince her to trim it a little more, and finally I convinced her to go with the clean slate, with the understanding that it would be my responsibility to kep her garden free of those pesky dandilions!

My method (right now) is to use my fine screen facial shaver. it works well, and I am very content with spending the 15-30 mins to get every nook and cranny. But I have never been able to get that clean shaven, non-stubble look I see in a lot of the "professionals.." I have heard you can use nair, but I would think that would be very harsh in such a delicate area. My gal is not thrilled with the idea of a brazillian, (pain) so I figured I would ask those who have had success in such a sensitive area.

How do you gals get your area so clean and stubble free?

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated! (please give the details..)

Thanks. :icare:

Airbrush.


Good luck.

Yeah, airbrush/photoshop. It's never going to be 'stubble free' unless you use waxing.

welcome to the real world hahahaha

Wow... I'm feelin da love.. Sheesh!

Heh.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Well,As a chick who keeps it bare down there... How smooth and stubble free is your face? 0-o

mind you she is not.. a "Professional",
therefore she doesnt run past the editors on the way to you.You get the real deal.

Exfoliating,washing,and shaving with a good razor every other day leaves me very bare,and very not stubbly,but I doubt without the help of an airbrush that I will ever look... prefessional.

Preventing Razorburn
 

I know there is a sanctioned shaving thread, but, I'm too lazy to sort through the entire thing the find the word razorburn. So I just ask here, any good tips for preventing razor burn?

Use a good shaving foam/gel and a good razor.

A skin conditioner/moisturiser afterwards doesn't go amis.

Take a long hot shower first, keep the steam up in the room. This keeps the pores in the skin open and will allow for a clean cut.

Shave with the grain of the skin not against it, if you want a closer shave, shave 90degrees to the grain, never against it.

Use a good shaving cream, and make sure the razor you're using is sharp and new.

Then follow with a good aftershave. This isnt just for smelling good, it kills any bacteria ensureing you dont get a skin infection if you ever cut yourself.

Re: Preventing Razorburn
 

Well then, I'm not too lazy to merge you! :p

...and since I'm merging shaving threads...

But first, ..

SixEd's got some good advise, I'd pay attention to that.
Also, she can at her own risk experiment with various depilitories. But to really be 'stubble-free' waxing is the way to go.

That or, "Honey, I'm Home..."

hey heres my little submission if anyone i know reads this go to hell, i meant on my face... if anyone else reads it take it as it is

i shave while in a hot shower, with a somewhat dull razor, against the grain, with no lotion or gel, or anything of the sort. doesnt matter how often, daily, every other day, once a week.. no razor burn, no problems, nice and smooth till the stuble comes back

well, while we're on the subject....

What if you're TOO sensitive down there? I've got an "uncut" dick, and when i pull...it...back, i'm really sensitive...to the point where it kinda hurts to even rub it too hard...obviously this can cause some problems. is this normal?

my few pence...
 

Well, I have to say that IMHO you best bet has been covered, but to recap:

Mach3 Turbo (or they new one that is powered with a "AA" battery... it's a damned nice razor, less gimmicky than I had thought).

Aveeno (sp?) shaving creme. It really is nice stuff.

I only really shave my testes and trim everywhere else, but even when I've shaved the whole lot, it really isn't too bad. As was said previously, don't do it more than every few days. If you have a good razor, you don't need to use new blades EVERY time. I only change out my razors blades every week or 10 days. I've never knicked myself badly even with a 10-day blade. I do NOT recommend any after-shaving product with alcohol. Generally just a good lotion works to soothe. I use Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Lotion. It's the only lotion I use at all.

I also do NOT recommend Nair-type products. The Urea can cause some serious damage to the delicate balance of things down there. Seriously, be careful with that junk ('cause it won't be careful with YOUR junk).

Seriously...
 

I guess I understand both sides of this, though. As a guy, it's engrained upon your very soul that penis size is everything. Girls seem to get the same thing about breast size.

I've never, to my knowledge, had a dissatisfied partner. I'm what I imagine is ACTUALLY about average (5.5" or so). Even with pleased partners in the past, I never really got over it until I started looking at it this way:

If the girl is happy, I'm happy... check!

Girls feel the same way about their breast size... I prefer smaller breasts. So, why assume girls all want monster dongs? check

Reasonably speaking, the bigger the better can't be totally true anyhow... at some point, it can't be comfortable anymore... check

So, using a little logic, I started to understand that average is not a bad thing. Besides... if my wife is happy with it, why the hell shouldn't I be? :o)

How to shave without bumps...?
 

Ok, I like to shave my lower abdomen because I don't like my pubic hair showing when I wear a swimsuit or low-rise pants/shorts. The problem is that I can not seem to do it without getting lots of little red bumps... it looks terrible! How can I shave that and my chest and lower back without getting those damn irritating bumps?

holy hell, I just read 18 pages about shaving my balls.... this is great! Thanks for the advice folks.

hey this is going to get closed/merged, into the thread thats stickied at the top of sexuality, check there

I just saw that, my mistake. Sorry mods, you can delete this.

IMO, I don't necessarily think that the 9" or 10" dick is about satisfying the woman. I think it is more about strutting your shit, you know the cock of the walk so to speak. It's about a man stroking his ego (no pun intended) know that he has a big manhood between his legs and the next guy probably only has a 6" dick.

In his mind he thinks that the woman would choose his bigger manhood over the avg sized guy.

Of course this is coming from a guy that is..... well let's just say avg. ;)

well...anyone there wanna answer my question 2 posts up? :-)

trimming is the only way to go

First time shaving...
 

Rather than make one huge post on my shaving experiences, I'll break it up into a couple / few. This one is about the first time we shaved...

I had mentioned the subject of shaving to Milady some time after we were married, I had heard that it could be a stimulant for the sex life- like discovering sex all over again because of the new sensations.

Well, she wasn't game, but we did manage to compromise with the occasional trimming (made skillful use of tongue much easier :-P

Then when her sister was visiting somehow they were talking and sis mentioned she shaves it all. That seems to have got her thinking, because after sis left, she was willing to try. (For my birthday) I was excited, to say the least...

We went and got lady's shaving gel, and a Venus razor. She trimmed with scissors first and then went with the razor for the main bush. While she was doing that in the bathtub, I used my electric shaver / beard trimmer for removing most the long & curlys while on the toilet.

All in all, she really hated being shaved the first time. I got to do the 'underside' part she couldn't reach. While I enjoyed the time, she never seemed to. Constant fear of being cut in an area that would not enjoy being cut, I believe.

When she was finished, I shaved myself. It took quite a while to get all the hairs on the sack and shaft and the underside. Lots and lots of shaving cream. Being very, very careful.

Since I always used an electric shaver for my face, I didn't have much of a feel for blade shaving. I tried using the electric shaver once I dried off to clean up a few areas, but I really didn't like it. It's a Braun foil/shaver head, not the 3 circle kind.

I really liked the results of the shave. Only a couple nicks that didn't hurt at all, and the most amazing smoothness I'd ever felt. As a circumsized guy, I have a somewhat hairy shaft, more so than I'd like, and now to have the smoothness... Very nice.

She preferred lotion, I used our Pjur Eros lube for aftershave. I really like that stuff. It's expensive, but worth it.

If I had found this wonderfully informative 18 page thread before the fact, I'm not sure I would have done anything differently. I think I had the right razor, right shaving cream, and right attitude. But it has been really nice to see other experiences and suggestions. I will likely try a few of them...

Shaving the backside...
 

Rather than make one huge post on my shaving experiences, I'll break it up into a couple / few. This one is about how I did my backside...

A few days after shaving my pubes, shaft, and boys, I screwed up enough courage to go all the way and try my backside as well. After a good shower scrubbing, I sat on the vanity in the bathroom over the sink with a little hand held mirror and *very* carefully spread shaving cream around and went to work with the Venus razor. It was tedious and difficult and the lighting wasn't great, I could barely see what I was doing.

It went ok. Took a long time, but was worth it. I used more Pjur Eros lube for aftershave in the area, and washed my hands.

Boy, walking after that took on a whole new feel. Smooth. Unhindered. Pretty nice.

Later on, I discovered one of the aformentioned ill side effects that I would have been better prepared for had I seen this thread- I had always been a master of the "Silent & Deadly" passing of gas. Eeps, silent no more! Without all that hair to muffle things and keep the skin from touching, cutting cheese unnoticably is very, very difficult. Something to consider before trying it out, any who are curious.

I did it again after a week or so had gone by. Second time was much easier since it wasn't a bunch of long hairs. I got closer and felt less fear of cutting myself. I had learned that the razor only cuts hair, not skin.

This time, even though it felt really strange, I stood on the vanity facing away from the mirror and bent over to see what I was doing in the big mirror. Better lighting, and it was a lot faster. Hope that's not too much info for everyone :-) I might eventually try to do it by feel in the shower, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for that.

I'm about due again, I might this weekend...

After shaving...
 

Rather than make one huge post on my shaving experiences, I'll break it up into a couple / few. This one is about what the effects of Milady and I shaving have been...

Well, shaving the first time didn't go so well with Milady. It makes too many red bumps and hurts and itches for her to like it. The first time we did it was a little rushed and I didn't get to do as good a job as I would have liked, so there were some hairs left to make life miserable. (Of course that happened to me as well, I didn't realize how much of a difference missing a few can make) We tried again in a couple days, but still the red bumps of ingrowns and likely razor burn. And the itching.

Oh, the itching. I've tried to give her Cortizone cream, Benydryl, Vagisil, and the Pjur Eros lube. (All at different times after the other had been removed by shower or time) Nothing seemed to help. We also got some Gillete lady aftershave with Aloe and Vit E, and she seems to like that. I've tried it too, it's ok. I still like the lube :-)

Eventually/soon I will try Halx's suggestion of Vaseline after shaving...

After some of the hairs grew back, she tried Nair on the upper pubes area, it only took off about 2/3 of the hair. I don't recall it smelling that bad. I didn't try the Nair myself. I'm more comfortable with shaving than chemicals.

We just did it together again a couple nights ago, she shaved her pubes and I did the rest. I'm a lot better at it now, it was a clean shave. I think she liked it.

I recently bought my first really nice razor for myself, a Mach 3 Power- it has a battery and vibrates. While the vibrating is cool on the face, I didn't like it vibrating while shaving 'down there'. It worked wonders for the job though :-)

This morning I tried the suggestion of someone here to shave dry with my Mach 3. It worked! It was quick, and seemed pretty effective. So far I like it because of the speed and much smaller mess. I will probably alternate between wet and dry until I get a feel for the effects of both ways...

I can trim it up a bit but I have tried shaving, nair, and waxing and all of the above irriate the hell out of my skin. Maybe I'm just really sensitive, The waxing was the worst, welts and blisters and i did it right before i was going on vacation and chlorine in the hot tub was HELLLLL!! If I could find a way to painlessly do it I totally would but until then, it's just not worth it to me.

Ehh.. I just shave my nutsack once in a while when Im bored.

it depends on how much is there initially

hw is shaving on my neck sexual? ohwell anyways...

I can shave... *ahem* with out any creme or anything and its all smooth and good ... my face with shaving creme is fine, but my neck always gets razor burn... any thoughts?

Ok, I've finally taken the leap and shaved my sack. I wasn't sure about it at first, but damn is it worth it! My only problem is this: the itching! From what I've read here I should use some kind of moisturizer... are there any brands that work well, or should I just get any old one?

Also:

Does anyone else use this or something like it? It seems like it'd be so much easier (and less itchy) because the hair would be softer. Anyone with any experience help me out?

Aveno makes a line of shave minimizing lotions and shaving creme. I highly recommend it :D

a small peter is not a bad thing. Most women do not enjoy a bruised cervix anyway... :P

Most of the nerve endings in a woman's vagina, except for the G-Spot, is in the front part of the vagina (as in near the opening). She does not want you to pound holes into her cervix - atleast no women I know like that.

Women have most fun near the hole :P

Yes its quite normal.

I am not circumsized, but my head is always partially exposed so because of fricition with clothes etc. you lose a little feel.

What you are feeling is perfectly normal, especially if it has always been that way for you.

USE LUBE :p

Only being here to promote my thread concerning which side your dick rests on during the day...I don't give a crap about size, what I wanna know is where does it hang? (that of course is assuming that it's long enough to "hang".)

For any girls reading this... a word of warning..while the intuition razor works amazingly well everywhere else, not in the pubic area. bad, bad idea. It's just too bulky to work well. Stick with "regular" razors and lots of shaving cream. Also following up with Neosporin helps prevent ingrown hairs and is quite soothing.

Anybody that has to have me shaved anywhere but my face, needs to go to the back of the line. Plenty more to take your place...

Keep it trimmed not shaved
 

I don't think a full shave is in order, just a trim to keep it manageable is all that it takes.

Hmm, I've been keeping it all ultra-short with a beard trimmer, but haven't actually shaved it in quite awhile due to past experiences, but after reading some of this I may actually go ahead and shave some of it (all of it?) again. I know my g/f certainly appreciates a close trim, and I certainly appreciate the same from her (having a mouth full of hair definitely detracts from the experience).

you know.. i'd suggest using a women's razor.. they are sharper and have a larger blade area usually, so they are more convenient for large strips of thicker hair, because your pubic hair (for some ungodly reason) is thicker than your facial hair.

women have told me this when i asked them for advice

I do realize that this is a thread that is mostly geared toward shaving. BUT I really would like to hear more about Waxing. I have trie waxing my ass but I honestly am not flexible enough and the wax didn't get it all (which was highly dissappointing, shit, I'm not that hary of a guy). Could anyone give me any pointers or direct me to a place where you could pay someone to remove this hair (what kind of place would do that)?? I really really really would like to know, Thanks in advance!!

I'm of avg length (5'5 for a normal erection, probably just over 6 inches, almost 6'5 if I'm super-sex-excited), but I've been told I'm quite thick and that it feels HUGE upon insertion.

I've been shaving about a year. Triple blade is best, but only after using it on my face a couple of times. You'll get some irritation after the first couple of times until your skin gets used to it. I tried waxing--I'll never do that again.

greyeyes, call up local spas/salons in your area. Not sure where "nowhere in perticular" is ;) but I'm sure you've got a few spas/salons in your area who do waxing. Just call them up and explain what you'd like and they should tell you if they have that service. And don't be embarassed, many men are getting into waxing these days.

You see the whole point is for you NOT to post about it.

:)

well, by posting here, we get it out of the way, then I don't have to make a thread on it ;)

i love it when a chick 'bottoms out' on my dill pickle. especially the ones who think they know how to work a dick, then when they get to riding and are like "ow! fuck!".

hehe.

hahahaha. This thread is funny. According to Men's Health: 5.7" erect is 100% average FOR ALL RACES. Stop worrying.

If you use Schick's "Silk Effects Plus" (lady's razor) it's pretty much painless. The blade has thin wires across it that prevent you from easily nicking yourself.

My erect penis is fine. I just wish my flaccid one hung lower, it's like I'm always cold or something :(

A little more girth would be nice too :p

wah?? your average man most men are 5-6 inches and saying that would mean 6 inches is "smallish"

i`m 6,6", and not all girls do like it!

Whichever sock I decide to tuck it into in the morning. ;)

Yea, skill > size :)

thanks for the advice Averett!!

Just a few nights ago I finally got the courage to shave the jungle that I was sort of self-conscious about for a while, and the problem was that I have very thick hair (just hereditary) and so it took quite a long time. I got a bunch of nicks around my bladder because I went against the grain the whole time with a brand new razor, and that area isn't as sensitive as my face, so I just couldn't tell. From what has grown back in a few days, it's getting very itchy. I also tried to shave around the side of my balls, where the leg meets the crotch, which was the worst thing I've done: since it's not totally shaven there are still some hairs that cause major pain when I'm walking places.

I need some advice on handling the itch, and since I'm in a university dorm with a shared bathroom, advice on the most convenient and unnoticable times and place to do a quick shave. Also if anyone has the 'problem' like I do of thick hair, you'd be of great help as well.

hello everybody,i am a chinese .It's the first time to come this web!!!
I feel happy..........

im an average guy and i hang to the left everyday.

I call shenanagians. I'm too lazy to back this up so look ongoogle yourself. Asian men on average are smaller than caucasian men, who are smaller on average than black males.

5.7 seems a low estimate anyway, especially when you stop and think half of the population would be under 5.7 inches.

Don't argue with me, argue with Men's Health.

This is not the way averages work.

well one chick i slept with it was honestly like "is it in yet?" and thats just cause she was a freakin fister, and my dick isnt nearly as wide as a fist (thank God)

AHHAHA Yup.

It would, but since the erection is from an enormous amount of blood pumping into your organ, should you knick yourself, you might have a slight problem on your hands (or in your pants).

edit: Most private places in a shared bathroom: bathroom stalls. If you're discreet enough, they might just think you're beating off. :P

As far as itching, there may be lotions or something you can use, but as a rule, shaving leads to itching and thou must reap what thy hath sown.

Good Oral Skills make up for a lot of Size issue thankfully I am gurthy, but not long, but I still use lots of toungue.

Haha! That's gold.

Anyways, if a girl ever says you're small (insultingly), tell her she's blown-out. That'll shut her up.

edited out text.

I have discovered that most women care a good deal about size but do not want to tell that to small dicked men.

Any woman who says that she doesn't care about size must've never had a large dick.

Find electric razor called "Finishing Touch" it gets as close as any razor I have ever used, and NEVER cuts. Look it up online you can order one, and they cost next to nothing. Trust me on this one... anyone who does any yard work down there will never use anythign else. Its also quick, which is a bonus if lady friend is on the way over and you wanna look your best.

Where are you measuring from?

it's not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, BUT the length of the voyage!!!!!!!!!!

A twist on that -

It's not the size of the ship... but, then again, the pilgrims didn't get here from England in a rowboat, either.

Thanks to this thread I decided to try shaving for once.. I've been wanting to for awhile but never got around to it. I mentioned it to my gf and we got into a fight about it. She wanted to know who I was doing it for since she doesn't like it.. :|

really? please explain more

size doesnt matter,
it depends upun how you eat it...

wild weeds