Yo!, Tripod! Easy for you to say. :D

Roger, Wilco.

bald is beautiful

well I tried it for the first time and I think I like it, but it's just a lot of work...

I know I hate going down on a chick and coming up with a mouthfull of pubes, so why shouldn't I do the same?!
Plus it looks cleaner, and I think a littlle larger without a mass of curls at the base!!!

im new here, just saw this thread. this forum is hilarious

I agree Stiffy...I just can't handle the whole hair thing and then having a hair stuck in your throat...NASTY!

I couldnt imagine how horrible it would be to go down on a girl and come up with a mouthful of pubes...
"Hey, I think you got something in your teeth."

Professionally.

I recently shaved my balls... god damn it feels good. I'd like to get them waxed, but I think that will wait for a bit. Maybe I'll use it as an incentive to get in shape (good ole new years resolutions...)

It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean, but you can't get to Hawaii in a canoe.

sconner, my g/f told me almost the same thing a few days ago, except it was a little more historical...

Its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean, but you'll never make it to England in a rowboat.

Then again, the Titanic didnt make it either...

I have a smooth pair of balls and ass. Shaving the balls aren't really that difficult the hard part is the ass. But anyways, on the matter of women liking it or not, it goes both ways really, it's mostly "I don't care" or "Yuck I hate hair" (atleast the women I've come in contact with), so I figuered just shave.

Really? The ass was the easiest part for me...:confused:

This has been said like 5 times so far. In different variations too! :lol:

lol I've heard about your "endowement" :p guess you got tired ehrm?? that was utterly amusing

what are the odds for 7.5 mr. odds man? ;)

lol I'm just givin ya a hard time... I didn't know an 8 inch was that rare.. I guess they are more common in TX... bout 1 out of every 30 guys on the football team was at least 4-5 or so limp... they gotta be like 7.5 or better I mean hell... I'm smaller than 4 limp and still get to 7.5 or 8 :rolleyes:

but I dunno.... maybe 1 out of 100,000 is right I've not inspected that many of different guys genetials

actaully most men who are large limp do not gain considerable length when hard. Rather smaller men grow larger when aroused. Read your kinsley report:eek:

hmmmm..... learn something new everyday.... I figured it was just a % of growth was more or less given to every man... guess not..

I've shaved a few times before... every time I do it... its REALLY REALLY REALLY smooth.. I'm a perfectionist... but it always SERIOUSLY itches like a crazy farm ridden madman like 4 hours later and for 4 days continiously.. any ideas as to why?? I thought it would be just a reaction first and it'd go away.. and I stuck thought it for a week... no improvement except for the first few hrs after shaving... and then it'd start itching again... so I let it grow all back out and it was fine.. tried shaving again, did the same.. and let it go out again.. and recently tried shaving again... still itches... soooo its grown out now... you guys have any idea on a creme or something? that might toughen my skin? or something??

no I don't cut it or anything... it just itches like crazy when I shave

I sound like such an Ad-whore.
 

Bath and Body works sells "Shave the Day," part of their True Blue Spa line. It has Shea Butter and Vitamins A & E, which nourishe, hydrate, protect and condition skin.

Also, their "Soothing face conditioners" work very well for both polar regions. Special Ingredients (aside from all the scientific mumbo jumbo):

Aloe Vera: Soothe, soften and condition skin

Allantoin: Soothes Razor burn and helps protect against irritation

Almond Glycerides: Soften and Moisturize

I used to just use Gillette shave gel, but I had problems with irritation and scratches. Then I made the biggest mistake by just shaving with the water running. Chafe-City, my friends.

I got these things "on sale," but I think you can just go out and look for after-shave conditioners with these ingredients in them.

Correct.

Dude, insofar as shaven is beautiful, it is as much an improvement on a heavier woman as on a lighter one. My lady is quite plump, and a clean shave makes about an 50% improvement on her looks if it's visible. I mean, she's pretty to me to begin with, but smooth just drives me wild.

mmm.....shaving is good : P

My girlfriend has been bald for as long as i have known her, she has been suggesting that i do and finally i did. Well shavd my balls and lower area leading to my butt and the shaft. It is the best feeling. only problem is them sticking to me leg.
Feels great getting your balls licked/sucked when they are smooth as though. definatly worth doing for and minimum work. Also i have to agree with the Mach 3 ( can i see a trend here??)

funny how a thread about not posting about your dick size turns into a huge discussion of dick sizes.

Yep, this really cracks me up. I posted early on as a joke. I can't believe that this thread is still going on and so many people have so much to say on the subject.

Mine's hangin to the right today... how bout you...???
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I haven't shave for a while. I am dying to shave my girl.... oh yes

If you're hardcore enough, just grab a pair of tweezers and a hand-held mirror. Hurts like a monther, but feels sooo smooth. Make sure to moisturize afterwards.

Ive actually never measured my cock, strangely enough.

Guys, ever been asked to trim/shave?
 

No, Im not that hairy, LOL, I know thats what its going to sound like but no, in case you're asking Im not that hairy...however, my girlfriend says that when we have sex, my hairs irritate her between her legs a little so she's asked me if we can trim em down the way she has it, which mind you, looks lovely on her..LOL...

I dont really mind/care as the only one looking at it or being affected by it is her so I'll do it but Im just wondering if this has happened to any of you or if you've been asked this and have refused....

:hmm:

My girlfriend doesn't like it when I trim, she likes it to be wild... so i guess im totally opposite

but i trim it out of my own free will because i like how it looks.

And isnt there a big thread at the top about this? just wonderin why this shouldnt go in there.

i'm wondering the same thing ;)

Looks like it's in there - or rather "here" now.

Minor update - I think I'm going to take the plunge. Currently in a long-distance stage of the relationship (bloody schooling!) so I'm going to start now and be accustomed/semipro with it by the time I see her next.

Not sure how far I want to go. Balls and shaft are getting shaved for sure, but the rest I'm still sitting on the fence between "shave" and "trim". Either way, there's pretty much no risk of her freaking out and withholding sex - after three months, she'll want it worse than I do!

Hell, if I'm feeling courageous, you might even see the results in T.E. ;)

have any of the guys here gotten waxed down there? what was it like? How much did it cost?

I find it annoying people talking about thier dick size when Im at around 4" hard and it disappears when not.

my size changes depending on how aroused I am, so it's a variable

thats so true! It only reaches full potential if the oven is preheated nice and warm

a) it hurts like hell!
b) depends on where you go, can range from 40-60 upwards

it may hurt like hell, but damn it has to feel good afterwards....

Mission accomplished. Man, does that itch at first. :eek:

The barometric pressure affects it also. hehe.

yes, this is very true! A lot of the times it really does depend on what's happening in the moment or how aroused I am.

man i need to hive my self a shave south of the border, im getting kinda scraggly down there

Hey, maybe there should be a poll on the thread...

Just to test out Mr Odds, err, odds.

:)

Me, 7.5x2" and perfectly happy with it (and the new piercing(soon to be piercingS, methinks)). Though I have to say, I heard the genetics are governed by the same sort of thing that does baldness.

If thats true...

My father is small. My grandfather on his side was small. Both have/had widows peak hair pattern, but no balding.

My size of grandfather on my mother's side i have no idea about - but he was a bit of a bounder and a cad in his day (As I have been).

He was a full slap by 29.

I'm 27.

Nervous.

Spins and revolutions baby, spirals and curves... :S

Theres been a poll, a few discussions, use your search function to find them.

Post one now, youll get locked/deleted and slapped, most likely.

And hey, its impossible to not talk about size in this place, it seems, so why not do it here, in the only allowed thread dedicated to the subject? Theres no other option, yet it has to be discussed!

I love it when me and my fiance are both shaved and making love. It is so sensual!

LOL I have no idea what any of that meant.

I wonder if I'm a full slap, or maybe just a half slap...

Oh great, yet another thing to feel inadequate about....

I just got done trimmin the bush and shaving the balls... I cut myself, you gotta be careful when you do it because it sucks to get a nice cut on the sac!!!

Dumbnut

Why shave your ass?

It will help when your in jail butt other then that no need

hehe

i shave regularly myself and have found that the women love it. I also have found that the sensation of sex is much more with a shaven set up pubs. Also considering that i like my women shaven i figure may as well be a man and do it for her.

All I have to say is that penis size is a genetic trait... There's nothing you can do to change it so people should stop making all that fuss over it.

What one can do is strengthen the PC muscles which will help maintain stronger erections and ejaculate like Peter North (that dude is like a freakin' Super Soaker).

Both my girlfriend and I like it when I am trimmed. She can be shaved or neatly trimmed as well.

I've been shaved before, and it itched like crazy, so I was hesitant to do it again. But I find it just feels so much better when I am shaved, so I've decided to make it a habit.

I'm seriously considering just buying one of those waxxing kits, they hurt like hell eh ? Sounds good to me :)

And I shave all over down there, ass too, it's not about why, it's about doing it right the first time :)

a) How long does the pain of waxing last and

b)how long is the hair gone for with waxing?

I have been doing this almost a year now, and it is very easy to maintain now.

However I have an issue that has occurred lately. I always try and shave with the grain on the balls and kind of against the grain on the area above my penis. For some reason, I have developed this raised area that is kind of flesh-colored. It has the appearance of large acne and has appeared to have kind of a head to it at times. I can lance it, and it generally has some kind of clear liquid to it. It does not have any soreness to it and isn't itchy. I am guessing this is an ingrown hair as my wife also shaves, and she says she gets those raised spots. Mine appears to be a little bigger than her typical one. It did get inflamed one time when I shaved over it, but as I have left it alone, it has generally shrunk. Is there anything that can be put on it safely or do you just have to get down in there with tweezers to remove the hair?

i'm worried that my penis is too small....like in a non-existent sorta way!

i guess penis size is only an issue if you have a small one... one less thing i need to worry about...

I need skin for eating pussy, the hair gets swallowed or in the way. Shaven is much better

shaving for me is a procedure. you start by taking a trimmer and getting rid of the junk you dont want. for a guy, you have to keep a little hair, otherwise you end up looking like a 10 year old little boy waiting for puberty. i like to then trim down what ive kept, a little patch. then it's time to put the mach 3 to work and clean it up. for those of you who have never shaved... no better feeling in the world than a women's tongue on your freshly shaved balls.

Alright now, guys...you want usto be shaved up. what makes you any different? AT LEAST get out a shaver and trim the limbs on the forest trees. You know??? :)

I just shaved it all off, ass too. Feels so much cleaner.
Just go with the grain, or use tons of shaving creme when you go against.

And if this is how you feel about men shaving, then you can't justly expect a woman to shave 100% because it's the same feeling only a different gender.

Question for the shaven men. I've been powdering with Gold Bond, but since that's not exactly good to ingest for the ladies, I need an alternative. I could always wash the twig and berries before getting down to business, but sometimes we'd just prefer to go at it without the pause in the middle. And cold water on the cojones isn't exactly a thrill. :P

Suggestions? Talcum powder perhaps? Not tasty by any means, but not toxic either.

Johnsons Baby Powder and Cool Water cologne :)

You do not have to powder it after shaving have you tryed waxing? with out hair down there I heard from a friend of mine it makes the guy look way bigger so ladys like it, mainly becuase no long hair in our mouth or to find in our thongs so if your not going to shave it at least for us women please trim it. I my self like to keep a landing strip thats what us ladys call it down the middle.

Well, us women like said before can only feel the 1st 4 inches or less into are vagina. If you have a big one it could cause pain due to it pushing up against our intestines or it might not fit lol so to get off some women think about big ones because they like it rough which is always good but the smaller they are the faster women can get an orgas. To bad women were made with such a hard thing to please at least your penis isnt hidden. So i am jealious about the fact that guys have more orgas. then women!

Either you're not a guy, or you've never shaved your balls.

Having your scrotum stick to your leg is not a pleasant feeling. Powdering also helps it feel softer and "cooler" - IMO.

Mephex - thanks for the suggestion. :D

well not all ppl have to use powder like normal when they get sticky lol pull them re adjust your self well I think the best powder to use is baby powder most doc's tell you that but in my opinion make sure it has NO purfumes or any sents that can make it worse, or even sting a barnd new razor every time will make it not sting as much, and when you trim it that looks good to then you wont have to shave it just make it really short and shave the bottom part of the shaft where some ppl have hair thats the easy part but yea lol i am not a guy but I have a second job in a place where I make sure make up and hair problems are taken care of I am not talking about a morge a braz. wax makes the skin look soft but I dont think normal guys that arent in the buisness will probably do that.:cool:

................ <- Those are the full stops you were looking for :)

Woah. Somebody has to learn the art of sentances...

I've been shaving for quite awhile now, and I've found that the area that I shave has been growing in at a slower rate. Which is cool :)

Size doesn't matter...as long as the person you're fucking enjoys it.

Bikini line Ahhh!
 

Okay I need to know, what to do in order to prevent razor burn and ingrown hairs when shaving or waxing my bikini line. Does anybody know anything that really works or use a product that does? This has been a problem for me since I hit puberety!
How do the women in titled exhibition stay so smooth looking? Please help! I'll give you a cookie!

i shaved all of the time before, but my girlfriend likes the hair, so i just trim it now. she keeps herself "groomed" though. kinda weird cuz every other girl has liked it shaven.

uhm, you might want to post in the ladies lounge, they would definatly have a better idea then any guys would, i would think. and it may have also been asked there before.

well yeah but what about waxing girl? i heard that helps,, right?

use a new razor ever time and maybe baby oil when your done shaving? Get shaving cream that always feels good, have you tryed a mans razor get the one with the 4 blades mens razors bend too to shave closer or they have the razor called venis for girls its almost like a guys razor it work reall good i love it.
the more blades the closer you can shave with out going over the same place twice,

a friend of mine told me if you scrubbed the area (exfoliated if you're a chick) with a cloth or a little pouffy thing, then it'll help loosen the hair folicle then just shave downward i guess... that's all i got

Sue Johansson, the sexpert on the Sunday Night Sex show, explains that a four inch penis is fine, since the sensitive nerves inside the vagina stop after four inches upward or so. True, it's probably possible to be too small(three inches or less), but as long as you're four you have nothing to worry about.
Who would want an 8 or 9 inch penis anyway? It would just be uncomfortable, and wouldn't add anything to your lovers sexual sensation.

This coming from the owner of the White Snake. Like telling a po' man he'll be just fine making $4/hr. :p

Wow,, 17 pages of stuff. Just thought I'd throw my own post in, although I'm sure these opinions have been stated already.

I keep everything shaved but above the shaft, which is kept trimmed closely. I find it works best when I do it after getting out of a warm shower, and using a mach3 with no shaving cream or anything. Go with the grain for a few passes to get the long stuff (if I haven't done it in awhile) and then with a few times until everything else it taken care of.

Its amazing how smooth everything feels! If anybody is scared of cutting their balls off, theres nothing to be scared of. Just be extremely careful at first, and eventually you'll build up confidence that nothings going to get sliced off. My biggest worry is using the scissors to trim all the surrounding areas up. Being dead tired in a warm bathroom with your leg propped up on the sink and a sharp object moving around within inches of some vital blood paths can't be the safest position to be in.

Is there any danger with shaving with Sabaecus Prominence (lil harmless fleshy bumps on teh penis/sac)?

Size Doesnt matter?
 

OK most of you ladies have said in past threads that penis size doesnt matter. I have noticed amongst a heap of friends and reading in the literature that womans behavioural practices lead to believe that size does matter. As most of you ladies have previously said that its not the size but how you use it that matters, I ask you girls to clarify for all the guys out there exactly how are they meant to use it? Its the use of the equipment that matters strongly implies that there is a right way and a wrong way. What is the right way? What is the wrong way? C'mon girls, educate the men of the world and increase the sexual pleasure your likely to recieve as a result.

size does matter, All those sayings to the contrary essentially mean that you can't fight genetics, so you might as well make do with what you've got. If you are good at what you do, then size matters less.

The only way to know the right and wrong way to do it is by good old trial and error.

also--there are plenty of 'small' woman who dislike anything toooo big.

All the women who say it doesn't matter only exist online. Any real-life woman will tell you that they're full of shit. Of course, you can assume that at the point in a relationship when she sees it, if she'll leave you over size, she isn't worth being with anyway.

exactly

So how small is too small?

If I can't feel it, it's too small...

If you hear her say, "Is it in yet?" It's too small.

:p

Yeah, size matters, but its not a case of "bigger the better", it's whatever works for the person you're with. Women are different sizes too, so it all has to work together

just my two cents....

I'm not exactly a small man, in stature or well... in statue...

But I do have one suggestion, if you're afraid you may be on the small size, double down on the oral.

Seriously, I read a poll once that said 70% of women can not orgasm during penetration. So thats a huge majority of women who need oral to get off, get good at that I'm sure they wont give 2 shits if your member is below average.

Yeps, wise words. It's all personal..and I suppose I would agree with the 'size doesn't matter' being a myth...but so is 'bigger is better' ;)

1. I know that I am (by all accounts) great in bed.

2. I know this has little to do with my penis size, which is average, and more to do with the other things I do with my tongue, hands, fingers, etc. ;)

Hee! I can imagine that is the worst thing for any guy to hear...

I feel sorry for both you and the guys you've slept with if you've had to do either of those, hehe.

I'm in that range and I have never gotten any complaints about it being uncomfortable......until reading this thread, I didn't realize '8 or 9' was "big" (figured I was about average...haven't seen many dicks except porn, hehe)...my idea of 'big' was the 11 or 12, as one of my ex's slept with a guy with an 11" dick and said it hurt her, AND he didn't know what he was doing--He thought being long would be enough, all he ended up doing was bruising her cervix-not a fun time.

I would imagine that you can be a bad lover with a big dick, and a good lover with a small dick...there are probably about the same amount of both out there.

When your avg or bigger doesn't the pizza factor work for you?

I doubt the pizza factor would work for me.

shave downward and use lots of cream and lotion afterwards. Always comes out smooth as butter!

My girlfriend says my dick is huge. She is so cute because she wants to make me feel good. And it works. I feel really good.