The itching is horrible. HORRIBLE.

The worst thing ever is being nearsighted and trying to shave.

I got her to start trimming by reminding her of bikini lines and the fact that the more she trimmed the smoother/nicer the look of the bikini.

She isnt shaven just yet, but at least im not getting hairballs.

This does suck...

My ex and I had that same issue...she basically stayed untrimmed. Major fighting ensued when I asked if she'd try to take better care of it, although I'll admit I wasn't as tactful as I could've been. (stupid booze) But, when I asked to do it for her during some nookie she was perfectly agreeable.

My wife started shaving without me asking her. Damn, did that ever surprise me. For my birthday and all.

She said she wasn't too sure about it, but now she shaves all the time. She says it's better and I certainly go down on her more because of it.

Sorry, that really doesn't help, does it.

Call me shallow, but if a girl that I was involved with didn't take care of her genital hygeen, I wouldn't even think about making her my girlfriend in the first place. I guess its in the same category as if I found out she doesn't perform oral sex :(

Not trimming or shaving is different from not being hygienic. You can be a wookie and still be clean. Hair maintenance is a preference thing.

Our opinions differ, so we can just agree to disagree :)

okay, fine.

offer to pay for her to get a brazilian wax. the hair won't grow in nearly as quick and it'll be smooooooooothhhhhh everywhere and u don't have to worry about nicks and cuts and whatnot (or skipping hard to reach hair).

..

Waves are not penises. Im sure if you were on a boat it might feel better splashin around out there, but I dunno.

I've fortunately never had those problems. All of my gf's has been completely smooth everywhere, except from the top of their heads. ;) One of them talked me into shaving my crotch... just for the fun of it. And it also looks funny... looks rather pathetic, acctually. :) like i was a 10 year old boy again and not 19. :p

Do what I did... Convince her to let you buy some stuff for her at
www.wickedweasel.com
Then she will HAVE to shave, or she will look like sasquatch with that stuff on. Mesh panties - bikinis, etc. They are so hot that they don't end up staying on her for very long...

This thread is freaking hilarious.

For a thread about not tlaking about penis size, there's a lot of great size-related jokes.

What about women with fat asses, any of yous ever think about THAT? :D That's when size don't matter. LOL

Just ask is the best advice. If you can't discuss things that are important to you with her, then she's probably not the person you should be with.

Do know that shaving frequently causes irritation, based on the woman (and razor) so trimming might be a better start (so that she doesn't dismiss the idea after the first shave altogether)

If you measure it in millimeters it seems enourmous!

;)

It is really very simple, measure your dick (hard of course), just like a cats tail................from the asshole out, it adds a few inches and everyone is now happy and can sleep at night.

I've never had that problem with my fiance. She's been shaved since we met and so have i, so it was never a problem. And we both have the same views on pubic hair, so we'll always be shaved.

Definately tell her you think it would increase your desire to perform oral sex on her. that should do it no problem.

A good bikini wax in the area where the panties rub stops most of the itching.. I have been totally shaved for several years and as long as i shave it regular there is no itching, Sorta like when my brother lets his beard grow. He sasy it itches the worst the first few days.

The ideas of making it part of the foreplay is the best and its easier if she has a taste for bondage. I do and woooohoooo bound and helpless having my lover shave me...... Big fun!!

My wife shaved hers all off about 15 years ago. She hasn't gone back since.

Have you ever gotten a brazillian? That shit HURTS!!! Yes, the results are nice but dayum... Ouch x 1000000.

You are indeed shallow (but i agree in your views) and who cares anyway ;) But, you are wrong on the hygeen part, the hair is there to protect the more sensetive parts from whatever bodyhair protects us from ;)

#1 Discuss it. Definately the best way to start.

#2 Loved the idea of paying for her to get a brazilian wax. My suggestion (in case she's still not too excited) is to pay for a massage/pedicure/etc. at the same time or something similar. Bait ;)

#3 If she's willing to shave, use lots of shaving cream, new sharp quality razor, run the blade over the same areas as few times as possible, and finish with a little baby oil or St. Ives Smooth Legs Lotion. St Ives doesn't contain alcohol so won't burn the bejabers out of her mons and also will help things not grow back so quickly. Also suggest she use a gental exfoliant between shaves to reduce the number of ingrowns (red bumpies). Just some suggestions to make the experience for her as positive as possible. And the potention greater for a repeat performance.

Last but not least. If she's not willing to shave but at least willing to trim - You could suggest using conditioner down there. It will make the hair softer and more pleasant to touch.

If you keep up with it, it doesn't itch much anymore. Me and my wife generally shave each other every or every other day, and its basically routine now. I especially like it due that I can lick all around her pussy without getting a mouthful of hair, and she likes it for the same reason: blowjobs are easier without the hair mess :)

yea just ask her. Most likely she'll like it once it's done. If she goes for it have her take a nice hot bath before hand to mak it easier then use a sharp razor and use bikini zone after to help with irriataion.

The best thing to do is talk it out with her, weither you do it as forplay or talking is all on you.

My gf and I have both shaved and I agree with everyone that said it itched like hell. It felt great for a few days. I felt like I got deeper inside her and she loved the extra stimulation on her clit. But ultimately, the itching prevented us from doing it again.

Then we got a trimmer (like the kind they use at the barber shop) and trimmed each other down to about a quarter inch (like a buzz cut). We get the same sensations as being shaved but don't have any of the itchies and red bumps.

Me and Shyla have made it kind of a ritual to shave each other before we get into foreplay, etc.. Therefor we know that we are smooth and ready for action!

Mmmm.

The scrotum is pretty wrinkly so I assume if you don't stretch it, it would be very easy to cut yourself (ouch) .. How exactly, please explain, how you guys do it and are successful, and I may try it.. I just shaved my chest, tummy, and back yesterday and it feels really comfortable, maybe next is the balls..

JS-Are you crazy? That must hurt like hell plucking them :hmm:

ditto

the blade she uses on her legs or her vulva? i would highly recommend using a different blade from the leg-shaving blade. leg razors tend to get dull extremely fast.

I have a dedicated Mach 3 razor for that alone. I have yet to cut myself at all as long as I shave with the grain. I do kind of pull at it a bit to tighten it up so it is easier to shave. The only irritation I have had was when I did it two days in a row.

I started off with about an inch completely shaven around the testicles. I also shave the shaft and scrotum clean. It looked kind of strange, so I kept moving farther away until I had gotten most of the long hair removed. I keep about 2" clean around the genitals except on the upper legs and the area below my balls to around my anus. I just don't like the feel of hair down there anymore after I did it. My wife is now much more willing to do oral now which is a big time added plus.

That is exactly why I dont shave it clean. I do find a little trimmin does make it look a little bigger.

I second the request. Sounds a lot easier than taking the old Mach 3 to the ballbag.

it may be the motion of the ocean, but you sure as hell can't get to england in a rowboat.

Go slow, stretch, and be careful. Simple. Everyone should shave their junk and eradicate this plague known as pubic hair.

I shave it all, front and back...every two days. When I have the money, I get it waxed.

A famous woman (whose name escapes me now) once said during an interview that she shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a heart.

John Lennon, who was in the same interview, replied that he shaved his in the shape of a boot.

:)

Mr Mephisto

I've been shaving since I was about 15 or 16 (25 now). No razor burn ever, chicks dig it.

Do it in whatever pattern or shapes, etc. to personal taste. I would refer to porn in the titty board and pick one you like. Choose and xxx post to see guys shaved. You can shave anywhere, balls, etc. just do it in the shower, you can turn the water down a bit so it isn't pummeling you, use ivory soap and a sharp MACH III razor or the ladies "Venus" version. Don't bother if you don't use these razors and keep it sharp by keeping blades dry and not touching anything between shaves and changing every couple weeks. If you don't shave every day or two then it gets kinda rough. Gals, you are killing us with the sandpaper if you don't keep that stubble down.

the thought of hot wax on my bum makes me very, very afraid

When really trying it you shouldn't be afraid but very, very careful.

I had to shave completely for surgery earlier this year. Both myself and my girlfriend at the time were curious about it. After I did it I vowed never to do it again. She agreed. It is sooo wrong. I trim now just so its easier to clean up cum but never sahave again

OMG Totally cracking up here. Can you imagine the looks on the little old ladies faces if they saw that advertisement? :lol:

We will sometimes include the trimming/shaving as part of our "warm-up exercises". Most of it is trimmed to between 1/4 and 1/2 inch, with the actual pieces and parts clean of hair.

It does enhance both oral and regular sex so very much -- it's like a special treat.

Shaved nuts?
 

Ok, so I got this idea from marcopolo and his "Dusting the Boys" thread.

I shave my lower extremities on a weekly basis and have found my nuts feel incredible after a hot shower and a razor swiping. This can be responded to in several ways:

Guys: Do you shave your balls?
Girls: Do you like it better when a guy shaves his balls and does it give you incentive to go own on him?

I've trimmed the boys 2 or 3 times, and it itches like a mofo for about 3-4 days, but never completely shaved.

I actually use tweezers to keep them clean. If you keep at it for a couple minutes everyday you get the hairs when they first start growing and it doesn't hurt to pull them out.

yeah... okay.. I'll buy that for a dollar....

just a regular trim... it's all good

I know my wife is alot more willing to do "certain things" when she's not picking hair out of her teeth.

On a lark, one day, a fellow co-worker at the lab tried to convince all the guys to shave. I eventually did one VERY boring Fri. evening (hey, I'd just put in 260 hours in 20 days...). Anyways, this guy's solution (he's Yeti-like) was to get a trimmer, set it to ~3/8" and trim his whole-damn body. The first day or two we made fun of his legs. Then the Galveston heat kicked in and ... well the rest is shaving history.

BTW, it makes your unit look HUGE. I strutted around the house like a porn-star and acted generally obnoxious for the first 72-hours. The trick to trimming/shaving is to make sure you pay attention to all the little guys "poking" you and really shave them close (with a Mach III). I'm not sure about this "razor burn"/"ingrown hair" stuff, never had a problem (even dry-shave my boys when I'm lazy - no pain, no rash, nothin')

I have been shaving deez nutz for years. I dont know why but sex is incredible after a hot shower with your girl in which you both shave. Something about the smoothness and the softness.

I shave 'em. They feel so nice and fresh after a good shower and shave.

Yah i shave the nut sack and around the cockus works out pretty good...

Did the complete shave for a while, missed scratching above the rod. Besides it always got too sticky there. But the boys have been recently shorn, and dusted too. Don't seem to have any problems with that. And the wifey likes how smooth they are.

I trim with a beard trimmer, but lately I've been lazy. It does feel much better when the hair is either neatly trimmed or shaved.

The GIANT MERGED shaved dick/balls thread
 

Ok folks, quit posting a new "How do a I shave myself" thread every week.

If you feel the need to post on the topic, do it here.

I read the title and almost pissed myself laughing that was great
thanks to the mod

thanks, mod! so glad this was finally condensed into one thread.

This is beautiful. :)

I've never understood the big fuss about this. I just soap 'em up during the general shower wash, grab the Sensor Excel, and go to town. Has worked fine for me, never yet cut myself (except for when using the trimmer on the electric, it's easy to get a bit too close then. But that happens during trimming, not shaving). ;)

All shaved feels really good, esp. right after you shave.
I shave the sack and the sausage and some of the area above.
Trim all the rest.
I did it with a Mach3 and shaving creme for a while, then just did it with a Mach3 and a hot shower.

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I really don't understand men's obsession with their own dick. I mean sure I have one... but I don't want to really talk about it or worry if it's not the right size.

Re: Shaving Below The Belt
 

Kind of cryptic but what the hell...

Ok I can't fricken beleive we are chatting about this

i dont shave cuz i'm lazy as hell.. but chicks definatly hotter when shaved

The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis. A woman is conditioned by the media and social pressures (friends etc) to believe that a bigger penis means better sex. They thus associate the sight of a larger penis with better sex. Because they believe it will be better it becomes better. the human mind is a marvelous thing.

Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are. So why is there so much societal pressure on guys about penis size? The pressure should be on womens tightness if anything.

My buddy used to say "I may not be able to hit the bottom of the well, but I can pound the hell out of the sides!"

Thats called an erection :D

People were right in that being shaved changes the feeling. I don't really notice much of a difference during intercourse, but I do when she is giving me head.

I shave probably 2 times a week. Use a Mach 3 on the boys and then trim the rest with a trimmer.

Eeek! 8" or more scares me and my vagina! Even 7 is pushing it, yikes. =)

First of all, it depends on the country because it varies by region. In America, the average is 5-5½" It's more in Africa and less in Asia.

(I think I've already posted this somewhere here.)

now is that erect or flaccid?
and where does the "Grower not a Show er rule" fit in?

/malingering

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22average+penis+size%22

:D;):p

I stopped reading after the above quote.

Shaving got me in the hairy-dick boat. I figured I'd give my wife a change of pace a couple of years ago. (I'm also 3/4 werewolf, I make Robin Williams look like a swedish bikini model.)

Trimmed the pubes to approx. the same length as all my other body hair, then took a razor to the boys. I use an Atra Plus razor, & Dove soap. I much prefer the soap to shave cream, except on my face.

After awhile, I noticed a hair or two on the shaft. Shaved them off, a few more showed up. Plucked a couple, but that hurts like hell for me. I normally shave once a week & trim about once a month.

My body reacts to shaving by growing hair. No shit, if I shaved my now-bare palms today, I would have hairy palms within 3 months. I have enough dick hair now that I have to keep on top of it, because it grosses me out. A downside I did not consider, & if I could go back, I would stick with trimming.

myth.

I trim cause i shave every thing off it seems to grow back thicker.

Not a myth. The dick was hairless before shaving around it. I'd grow a test patch for you on a bare spot, but I already have too much hair.

Lol...thats one of the funniest things I have read....some people...

I disagree.

Holy shit. Pages and pages of enlargement snake oil. Not a single useful link. :crazy:

Comedy. Fucking. Gold.

"Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina"

oops

I like her shaved for obvious reasons. I know she likes the same and if she likes it more, I get it more.

shaved is the only way to go!
i love to eat pussy,i will do it all night,if it is shaved they have to make me stop because i will do it forever!

i shave myself too,makes things way more sensitive there,getting your balls tongued after a fresh shave is one of the best feelings in the world!

Gone and Back Again
 

I have shaved it all, including my balls. Felt good but without waxing was not so comfortable for my wife.

I love when she shaves it all. She usually keeps it pretty neat down there. It makes oral so much better.

I thought a Vagina was an Italian sports car.

So true, and what I tell my friends all the time when the topic comes up (strangely often actually). If she enjoys it more down there, so will you. Personally I trim above and shave below. I just do it in the shower each day, never had a problem with cuts or stubble.

I don't know where you learnt maths, but a normal distribution with these stats would have an unnaturally low standard deviation. You need to cut about 4 zeros off the back of your number. Try one in 10 dicks are 8 inches. This does not only make mathematical sense but is also empircally verified.

Unless you just want to beleive your stat. In which case, I hope my rejection of your stat doesn't mean you cry yourself to sleep on your small penis pillow tonight.

HAHAHA .... just kidding.

LOL

what about bleeding? when i shave i get lots of tiny cuts but they don't hurt.
then after a day or two, the skin is irritated and looks like it has acne.

You have to make sure you keep the skin lubricated while shaving. This should help with the nicks and keeps it smoother.

what about the redish spots?

True story - a girl I used to work with was going out on a first date with a guy (they eventually married . . . and divorced).
Anyway, a bunch of people at the bar were playfully kidding with her, and the eventual question came up - "What if he's . . er . . underdeveloped?"
To which she calmly replied, "That's O.K. - I do exercises. I could grab that pencil out of your hand if I wanted to.""

they usually go away within a day or 2.

Make sure you scrub the area that you've shaved really well. If you don't you'll get a lot of ingrown hairs. Get one of those mesh sponge thingys from Bath and Body Works or some such store and use that. It'll get your skin nice and soft.

Basically you want to scrub away the dead skin on the surface.