Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Sexuality (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/)
-   -   EVERYTHING ABOUT DICK SIZE, AND SHAVING **ANYWHERE**! (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-sexuality/93620-everything-about-dick-size-shaving-anywhere.html)

iub 06-08-2003 12:41 PM

This is the funniest thread I have ever read.

Sparhawk 06-08-2003 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kingal
take 2 pieces of sand paper and rub them together. Thats what you'll get if you shave back there. That's why I suggest waxing.
Ow, ow, ow. Ow ow ow. Ow.

Although I do think it'd help if you had a tiny ass, as opposed someone who's been a bit more, how shall we say, blessed.

scandelous 06-09-2003 10:00 PM

Shaving... ewwww :P
 
Hey there,

just read the post about the body builder who needed to shave his touch...tousch...tuush...:confused: butt, and I was wondering, for guys who shave in the groin area, what do you generally do. Like shave it all off? above and below? shapes (hehe if so im gonna do a star :P) and what about the arears around the groin, do you keep then long or try and regulate, and doesn't that show up when you wear shorts? Im a runner and frisbee player also, so i do wear shorts that tend to ride up sometimes, so im a bit worried. anywya, any help is appreciated.

Ashton 06-09-2003 10:46 PM

Just a trim, about once a month is good enough for me.....

GoldenOuroboros 06-10-2003 04:15 AM

Goin with the gel again :p :cool:

Mael 06-10-2003 05:05 AM

i like to shave dollar signs down there. that way the ladies know i'm money. jk. a trim is all that's needed. scissors work well.

ninety09 06-10-2003 07:11 AM

I shave mine. It keeps the hair out of the way and it makes my penis look bigger.

rev_skarekroe 06-10-2003 12:13 PM

Shave as much of it as you and your lady both like. If you don't have a lady, trim it close. sk

*Nikki* 06-10-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mael
i like to shave dollar signs down there. that way the ladies know i'm money. jk. a trim is all that's needed. scissors work well.

That made me laugh. I could actually see a guy thinking that.;)

mtsgsd 06-11-2003 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninety09
...it makes my penis look bigger.
DAMN! I'm break'n out the razor!

Daval 06-11-2003 06:23 AM

i've never shaved or trimmed. I guess I should try a trim and see how it looks.

I imagine shaved gets itchy as hell when you have the 5 o'clock shadow though!

mtsgsd 06-11-2003 06:50 AM

yes it does. You'll find you have a tendancy to stick together when you sweat as well. Powder works well.

gibber71 06-11-2003 07:06 AM

I dated a girl several years ago that was just kooky,and one day she convinced me to shave it all off.She was always bald and I'll tell you, what an unbelievable feeling when the two bald spots met.

I trim it now since I think,like most guys like a nice neat trim job on girls,so do girls like the same on guys.

JStrider 06-11-2003 10:42 AM

mtsgsd... i got that problem what powder? baby powder is what i was thinking... will that work or is there somethin better?

Mr.Deflok 06-11-2003 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ninety09
I shave mine. It keeps the hair out of the way and it makes my penis look bigger.
Indeed, I usually keep a little hair though otherwise I don't feel like a man.

wraithhibn 06-11-2003 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JStrider
mtsgsd... i got that problem what powder? baby powder is what i was thinking... will that work or is there somethin better?
JS get some Goldbond, it makes your nuts all tingly too!

mtsgsd 06-11-2003 02:18 PM

Yep, anything "medicated" will work on the itch. I have some knock-off of goldbond that I got at walmart. works well, but smells like peppermint.

Antagony 06-11-2003 02:28 PM

I do a combination of shaving and trimming.

I shave the testicles and around the shaft, then I trim the rest really short.

Uuudar 06-11-2003 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antagony
I do a combination of shaving and trimming.

I shave the testicles and around the shaft, then I trim the rest really short.

that's what i do. every once in a while i get bored and shave it all though. lately i've been getting bored a lot =\

Hard8s 06-12-2003 02:11 AM

Just recently shaved mine all off. Scared the hell outta the wifey, but she liked the sex. The thing about 2 baldies meeting up kind of drove her wild. Didn't make any difference to me. However she and I both think it looks kind of funny bald, so growing it back, but gonna keep it short. I didn't like the feeling of it all bald. Nothing to scratch down there.

oscar0308 06-12-2003 07:24 AM

trim round the top and then shave the testicles and in the general vicinity. makes it feel nice for her when she does down.. nothing to tickle the nose or choke on and it feels great when she cups my sack when its smooth.

absorbentishe 06-12-2003 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antagony
I do a combination of shaving and trimming.

I shave the testicles and around the shaft, then I trim the rest really short.

That's what I do... Ever since I got the snipes, my wife likes it clean? Doesn't make a difference to me, but what ever makes her happy.

Any kind of powder works wonders on the sweaty sticking.

txd 06-13-2003 07:42 AM

I keep the pubic area trim and shave the testicles and shaft

FallenAvatar 06-13-2003 10:07 AM

Yep, shaft and testicles, and then trim the rest. Shaving keeps skin smooth, and makes it enjoyable. You don't have to shave it all, but also remember this, would you like to go down on a girl that has never seen a razor? Think about what she feels.

WispOfDespair 06-13-2003 12:09 PM

I've shaved before but the wife finds it rough and irritable during intercourse when it starts to grow back. (and it itched like hell)

Psycho Dad 06-13-2003 07:00 PM

All the hair on my body is tough. But I've found if you want it all to go, and if your parts can handle it, Nair works fine.

kreskin 06-14-2003 08:45 AM

Gone. All of it. Feels great, women seem to like it.

Nuff said.

lurkette 06-15-2003 04:18 PM

Unless you're willing to commit to shaving, go with just a trim - the prickly hairs growing back do hurt a bit. (Goes for both genders, actually.) That said, when my husband shaves or even trims, it makes it a lot more fun to go down on him ;)

komodo 06-15-2003 07:29 PM

Shave it all off. Looks good, feels better.

The benefits:

- No ballsack odor
- Easier to go down on
- Makes your wang look somewhat larger
- You NEVER have to scratch
- It really doesn't itch if you do a close shave (if it does, use powder)
- No danger of fugly pubes sticking out of batching suit/boxers are inpportune times.
- Shave your asscrack hair at the same time. Seriously. It's so much better to just not have any hair back there.

Drawbacks:

- Makes some people feel like they aren't a real man any more. Frankly, I'm far more worried about the penis than I am about the stupid ugly hair around it.
- Can itch like a mofo if you don't shave every 2-3 days.
- Sack can and will stick to leg if you don't powder. Not really a big deal though. Sweat isn't exactly superglue.

scandelous 06-16-2003 10:29 AM

Thanks a lot guys, keep the reasons, and ideas comming. I'm looking forward to seeing if it makes going down more fun for mee lady friend... once ig et one ;)

GSRIDER 06-16-2003 10:31 AM

Number #2 on the clippers for the general area and a nice razor touch for the danglers and shaft base.

Ogre840 06-18-2003 12:01 PM

i have a hairy stomach, that has a really good happy trail, so i just keep the happy trail going down. and i also shave my chest to match (but it doesnt connect to the rest) its just a little wider than the rest of the trail, and not as thick...

/me starts thinking of posting a pictures on exhibition forum...

danhole 06-20-2003 08:48 PM

trimmin my pubes
 
yea im wonderin how id go abotu this i don wanna shave that shit cuz thatd itch

thanks yall

bing bing 06-20-2003 10:49 PM

Get yourself a pair of nail scissors and just trim away. There's not much to it really, just make sure that it's even.

SHAVE your sack though, the re-growth doesn't itch down there and it's pretty difficult to cut yourselfas long as you're in the shower when you're doing it and using shave-cream.

Lebell 06-20-2003 10:59 PM

The easy way is to go buy a beard trimmer and clip on the length guide that suits you.

OH, and I agree that ladies like a shaved sack, but it WILL itch. But the more you do it, the easier it gets and the less it itches.

Worth it, IMHO.

leprechaun 06-21-2003 03:37 PM

to be shaved or not to be shaved?
 
what do you guys out there think of girls who shave, turn on, or not so much??

Spektr 06-21-2003 03:45 PM

I am very much a fan of girls who shave, or at least trim. I'm one of the few guys who like going down on girls, but I hate it if there's too much hair. I trim my own pubes, so it's nice if the girl does to.

leprechaun 06-21-2003 03:52 PM

I wasn't ever sure, then I shaved it all off today just to see what it was like. I wanted to know what the boys thought...thanks

mirevolver 06-21-2003 04:19 PM

As long as it isn't a jungle down there, I'm ok.

justadude 06-21-2003 04:55 PM

shaved or trimmed is HOT!!! i like going "downtown" as long as things are under control...

great job leprechaun, your man will love it!

phredgreen 06-21-2003 05:37 PM

although there are some "naturalists" out there, i think most men appreciate the thought of at least trimming, and i know there are lots who prefer things to be clean down south... my girlfriend shaves, and i absolutely love it.

Sparhawk 06-21-2003 05:53 PM

Trimmed. Nuff said.

ninety09 06-21-2003 08:23 PM

Trimmed is good, shaved is better.

guardog36 06-21-2003 09:57 PM

Shaved is best!!

Tophat665 06-21-2003 10:34 PM

Love shaved. I prefer the look; I prefer the feel; and I prefer not picking hairs out of my teeth and throat. I do it to myself too, sometimes, and that feels pretty darned good itself, though nothing makes a dick look anything but ridiculous.

absorbentishe 06-22-2003 02:10 PM

Trimmed is awesome, shaved is a double bonus

kurty[B] 06-22-2003 08:07 PM

Yes, I like at least trim, and shaven is an added plus. I don't expect shaven though since I just trim, but if it's a jungle down there the less likely I'm going to want to go muff diving.

happymaan 06-22-2003 11:39 PM

Shaved is great...it really turns me on...make me want to go down there real bad.

FallenAvatar 06-22-2003 11:50 PM

Either, the landing strip, just a small small light patch (best on redheads and blondes) or totally shaved.

boredjerk 06-23-2003 12:43 AM

My history is with hippie chicks with '70s bush and hairy armpits. I thought I was pretty accepting. Two cleanly shaven chicks later I don't think I can ever go back. Clean shaven is beautiful, unless you're fat.

bender 06-23-2003 01:09 PM

Shaved is the way to go....... all the way.

dunkelhelmut 06-23-2003 09:52 PM

As long as it's clean and trimmed (to some extent), I'm okay with it. A jungle can be cool because it's retro, and some girls just look good with a bush. Other times, the landing strip or clean shaven are incredibly sexy too.

rat 06-23-2003 11:16 PM

as an avid lover of providing oral sex to girls, I have to go with the "well-trimmed is preferrable" stance, and the "well-shaven is heaven" stance. Both have their pros and cons, but shaved is definitely a major turn-on when performing oral sex. If you're not putting your tongue down there, does it really matter?

oddball193 06-24-2003 06:48 PM

my gf trims and its great- shaved is really nice though. i agree w/ spektr- going down has its great rewards!

oddball193 06-24-2003 07:10 PM

ok- i have hairy legs and i tried trimming. it looks wierd with my nuts clean and my legs dark with hair. my last gf didnt like me trimmed and i dont know how my current one feels, but i kinda dont like that clean line of hair dividing me- ya know?

Antagony 06-25-2003 11:13 PM

I think sack-itchage is minimal. Even when I first began shaving, I never had any noticable problems with my scrotum itching.

But cripes, the insides of the thighs is what gets me. I don't even attempt shaving there anymore.

alterEGO 06-26-2003 12:06 AM

Buy an electric trimmer, and youll get the job done in about a minute.

absorbentishe 06-26-2003 01:15 PM

There was a thread about this earlier...

I shave the shaft and sac, and my wife loves it. Wouldn't do it otherwise though...

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=11033

Charlatan 06-26-2003 01:23 PM

I've shaved and used cream on my balls but my wife prefers me au natural... I do keep the hedge trimmed though. :)

absorbentishe 06-26-2003 01:43 PM

Shaving it isn't as bad as it seems... Just don't use that nair crap, i'm still hurting...

erion 06-27-2003 07:53 AM

We will occaisionally have a mutual shaving session where she does mine and I do hers.

Then, the oil rubbing and crazy sex happens.

She definitely likes it when it's shaved, but doesn't insist upon it.

warmingup2prose 06-27-2003 01:41 PM

i tend not to mind either way. it's up to the person i'm with, as far as i'm concerned. i trim for comfort, mostly, but if a guy appreciates it then so be it. i'm not less likely to give favors because of hair...if that helps.

-Anders 06-27-2003 01:47 PM

Heh, i shave once in a while then i let it grow out again if i dont have a reason to keep shaving.
(Wich i really dont, so it gets long again, i shave it down again etc.)

Bobaphat 06-27-2003 03:20 PM

I am a fan of leaving a very small amount of nicely trimmed hair. Its like a hairstyle, the ones that look like they take the time are always nicer

SpikeQX99 06-27-2003 03:53 PM

What's the big deal anyways? I mean, shaved or not, you're still gonna hit it right? So you get a few hairs in your mouth... Deal with it! Maybe they don't wanna shave because of the red bumps later on, or the scratchy little stubble, or they just don't wanna, but that's no reason not to give it some attention right?

I've only known a landing strip, so I could be completely wrong, but I see nothing wrong with getting up close and personal with a little fuzzage!

Sleepyjack 06-28-2003 05:00 AM

any other ways of getting rid of hair on your sack without shavin?

Somehow, to me, razor and scrotum shouldn't be used in the same sentance ;)

eaglek96 06-28-2003 06:50 AM

I use just a regular razor on mine as well. It starts to get prickly after a week or so, but not that bad cause you just shave again. It only takes a few seconds.

I guess if you wanted you could try waxing it *OUCH*, just kidding. I know people who have also tried using the creams like nair, but it burns really bad and is a little dangerous. The razor isnt that bad once you get used to it, and there are rarely mistakes made.

I usually use an electric beard trimmer for the rest.

smithrussell 06-30-2003 09:47 AM

try holding a warm washcloth over the area for a while before you shave it with a razor. it will make the hair softer and easier to shave. also, it=f it is long...trim it first. trimming will require you to spend less time with the razor

th0r 06-30-2003 11:45 AM

I would have said women just like pubes well trimmed. But from what I see here I'm wrong. Personally I just couldn't shave.

th0r 06-30-2003 11:51 AM

Shaved or trimmed for sure!

warrrreagl 06-30-2003 12:02 PM

When did shaving take over? It seemed kind of overnight. I am of a generation where no one shaved, so I could say something crotchety like, "You young people have so little imagination that you can't even imagine somebody's goodies through the pubic hair. Now, put down the video games and start using your damn imagination."

Or something like that.

Janie 06-30-2003 01:32 PM

I shave most, keep a small patch up top for decoration. I have to say, the smoothness is quite a pleasure, for me and for anyone else involved... :D
Can't do it every day, because the skin gets irritated very easily when the hair starts growing back. Once every three days seems to be optimal for me.

jeffzzhot 06-30-2003 01:46 PM

aa aa

zfleebin 06-30-2003 02:19 PM

I love it smooth. I prefer she shaves the whole party pad and she does so I guess im lucky

World's King 06-30-2003 04:41 PM

If it ain't bald or close to I ain't eating anything.

relic 06-30-2003 07:44 PM

man... i had my gf shave my sack just to get started in it. then it started growing back, started itching the inside of my legs. it was kind of nice cause it got more attention.

but things like ingrown hairs and all that worry me.

EleqTrizi'T 06-30-2003 07:46 PM

I know you asked the ladies, but I'd never do it because I don't want the homo's in the gym lockerroom to get the wrong idea.

Halx 06-30-2003 08:04 PM

That was like.. the most ignorant statement I've read in a long while.

nickt 06-30-2003 08:17 PM

Everyone is talking shave or no shave - what about waxed???

Its the ultimate - stays smooth for heaps longer, and stuble is not as itchy... hurts like hell though!

Waxed is the way to go - guys and girls.

SiN 06-30-2003 09:06 PM

problem with waxing, as i see it, is that, don't you have to let the hair grow out a bit before you can sucessfully wax it?

for some people, that temporary 'fluffiness' is not acceptable...

nickt 06-30-2003 09:12 PM

Good point. But the hair does not have to be THAT long - if you get it done professionally (and I suggest you do!), they usually can get at it with only a few millimetres protruding - the beauty of it is as time goes on, less and less hair grows back and it is finer - none of the itchiness.

Temprary fluffiness does not have to be endured for too long - maybe a couple of days every three to four weeks - and it is fluffiness, not sandpaper!

You should try it sometime...

cheerios 06-30-2003 09:26 PM

interesting... where do you go to get your balls waxed?!?

grumpyolddude 06-30-2003 09:29 PM

This thread should have been made a poll, eh?
I've changed my opinion, over the years. As a younger man, any amount of pubic hair was acceptable, as long as I got some! But now, I find most heavy bushes to be a turn-off. A trim, at minimum, is called for-- show good grooming, a woman is taking care of herself down there. Shaving is a definite bonus!

nickt 06-30-2003 09:31 PM

You dont want to know!!!

Seriously though, any beauty salon that services women will generally do men too (well they do here in Australia) assuming the beautician is ok with it. The chick that does me and my better half is quite a hottie too! It hurts like hell initially, but you get used to it.

For everyone's reference, most of the girls you see on the Titty Board do not shave...can you imagine shaving around your ring?

You can learn a lot from your local beautician...

relic 06-30-2003 10:19 PM

oh man... getting your balls waxed has GOT to be painful!

nickt 06-30-2003 10:22 PM

In a good way...

nickt 06-30-2003 11:18 PM

how exactly does one effectively shave their ass in a safe manner???

seretogis 07-01-2003 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
That was like.. the most ignorant statement I've read in a long while.
If you shave your pubes, you automatically turn gay. Didn't you know? :rolleyes:

SiN 07-01-2003 04:51 AM

Re: men shaved.........
 
Quote:

Originally posted by jeffzzhot
What do you ladies think of guy's who are shaved down there?
shaved men == YuM YuM.

(of course shaved pussy is tasty, but that wasn't the question)

yeah, both me and my bf shave bare, and we love it.

looks good, feels good. worth the maintenance and trouble. (which gets less as you get used to it)

go for it! :D

EleqTrizi'T 07-01-2003 06:32 AM

I was just kidding folks. Geez.

relic 07-01-2003 08:26 AM

very carefully i'd imagine... you'd probably go perpendicular with your ass crack. or just wax it!

Mutant X 07-01-2003 08:48 AM

Gotta go with the wax. I prefer a woman who waxes. Trimmed isn't bad either, but i have to give a major thumbs down to those who don't shave. I find it to be very unappealing.

Slims 07-01-2003 11:02 AM

I like anything except scratchy stubble.

Peachlike is nice, and has some obvious benefits, but neatly trimmed is also awesome too. Even hairy has it's moments, it just seems....primal.

Midnight_Son 07-01-2003 11:14 AM

how can chicks not like it? I mean really...do most normal guys like going south on a big hairy mound? no....so shouldn't we return the favor and give the ladies a nice clean platform to enjoy?

bermuDa 07-01-2003 11:33 AM

has anyone hear of those small hair removal wands like finishing touch and symplique? They look like they work well, but of course they never say how long the hair takes to start growing back. Depilatories like epil-stop work alright in some areas, but not always; and if you apply it on wet skin you'll have a nasty rash.

oh well, to the actual thread subject: trimmed is very appreciated, shaved is damn hot! :D

Snakeyes 07-01-2003 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EleqTrizi'T
I was just kidding folks. Geez.
well at the end of something offensive and homophobic, you jump in with a "lol jk"

DEI37 07-01-2003 06:43 PM

I shave down there, and so far, it's been well received.

obelix 07-01-2003 07:12 PM

ive been doing it for ages and have never had any complaints about it. the more you do it, the easier it gets and the more used to it your skin will be. do it up! :)

curveedv8 07-01-2003 08:14 PM

Mmmm, yum. I especially enjoy actually shaving my boys - waxing is even more fun! ;) but that's because I'm evil.

Besides, it does make your cock look longer if there's no run-away pubes around the base and you're much more likely to get good oral sex - nothings worse than choking ona stray pube!

bondagegirl 07-01-2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
how can chicks not like it? I mean really...do most normal guys like going south on a big hairy mound? no....so shouldn't we return the favor and give the ladies a nice clean platform to enjoy?
THANK YOU!!!!!!


they don't have to be completly shaved just at least have it trimmed pretty short... it'd be doing us ladies a great favor. ( or maybe be doing you guys a favor to since we ladies will ike it down there better) hehe:D


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:39 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360