Re: Re: YOUR DICK SIZE IS FINE, DONT POST ABOUT IT!
 

No shit... Good thing there's no 11th Commandment "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ManTool." I'd have broken that one.

-Mikey

At the risk of incurring the wrath of the moderators, I'd say it would be more helpful to just say, "Take this discussion elsewhere."

There are plenty of forums on the net for discussions of enlargement techniques and size fetishes. Telling a size fetishist that size has nothing to do with it is like telling a foot fetishist that shoes have nothing to do with it.

Rather than doing the flat denial thing, why not just route them to a forum tailored to their interests? Again, I'll recommend ThundersPlace as a good forum for the topic.

I think the general point is, there are 4 new threads a week asking the same size questions and everyone's over it. Noobs could at least do a search for "penis size" before starting a new thread. Nobody here minds helping out or answering questions, but when you've answered the same damn question three times already...

Now... not to tip the boat... if someone said that they had NO penis.... would that be a 'size issue' and have to be reported?

No doubt.

I still think that giving a helpful answer is superior to giving an uninformative one. Either way, you're still making the effort to answer. Adding your voice to the litany of "it doesn't matter" is just repeating advice that that other person already intuitively distrusts.

Clearly, size DOES matter to a lot of people. A few of those people are even girls.

While it's a valid concern, all the answers have all ready been given. If someone is uncomfortable with his size, comes and posts here, he will get the SAME ANSWERS EVERY TIME.

non-issue. If anyone took the time to do one or two quick searches, they'd find all the answers to that particular brand of question, already here. There's no point in asking the same question 4 times a week. If it's been a month or two, sure, I don't think anyone's got a problem with that, but if people can't even make the effort to scan through more than half a page of thread titles, nobody's going to make any effort to help either.

...and it's annoying to see people not do searches. Still, the end result is that you welcome all fetishes except that one. I understand how you got there, but the end result seems to go against the spirit of the community. You get annoyed at hearing the question over and over again. It doesn't make repeating a useless answer useful.

I think you're on the right track by making this a top level notification. I'd just add a redirect in with it, at that top[ level part.

Something like:

"If you must obsess about this, please do it somewhere else. Try http://www.thundersplace.com/ where hundreds of men have nothing better to do than talk about the size of their wangs."

Now your wet behind the ears noob ends up not bothering you, going somewhere he will get help, and landing at another free forum rather than giving money to spammers or infomercial hounds.

What's a penis?

i dont know i've never seen one

So where exactly does the leg hair end and the pubic hair begin? Or would I just need to shave everything above my thighs?

When I first shaved the sac for my first girlfriend, she couldn't keep her hands off it. She'd rub it and knead it for hours. She said that she wanted to cut it off and make a change purse. I slept with one eye open after that.

I keep it all shaved, and shaving balls is surprisingly not dangerous. I have never cut myself down there, and I'm *not* careful. I shave the whole package, pubes, balls, and all, in about 45 seconds (usually every other day).

A friend of mine once tried to use an electric to shave down there, his balls did bleed *ouch*

I prefer shaved. I can deal with closely trimmed. I will eventually leave if the man refuses make any compromises and won't do either. I hate pubes quite passionately. And yes, I shave too.

<malady> <--- fanatical.

My only experience with this was years ago. She shaved, but apparently not close enough. It was like sticking my penis into pins and needles.

JS i don't think anyone is doubting your size or talent, so don't go comparing yourself to Mr. Whitesnake. :-p

My girlfriend doesnt like the bald look

so i keep it trimmed

oddly, I NEVER post, but...
this one cracks me up....
every woman is different...
every man is different...
there are as many small vaginas as there are small penises....
just find the right partner!!!!

i shaved for my gf and she loved it. i use a mach 3 razor on the balls and it goes great, use an electric razor for the rest. most people that i tell i shave dont believe me around where i live, not that i go around telling people, but it sometimes comes up(drunk or whatnot). it really does make your penis look bigger also, which cant be a bad thing right. : )

i agree with lebell - the first to mention a beard trimmer. keep it short.

shaved is better

First time it itches like hell, but keep it up for a week or two and it won't itch anymore.

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE,
IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN!
you may say that but sure takes a long time to get to england in a row boat,,,, and cant make butter with a tooth pick

sorry, but can you be a little more specific, i cant seem to get it right :crazy:

It is okay to have a very small Penis.
As long as you have a huge ass to pump it in with!

I shave aswell on a regular basis. Im completely shaved from the Guide (hair from navle and down).

I've had that problem aswell, it started helping when i used aftershave afterwards. Not much .. but alittle. It helps aswell with using ladies créme. Hand créme didn't work for me :)

Anyways .. hope it helps ..

I would suggest using neosporin or any other type of antibiotic ointment typically used for cuts and scrapes. Sounds strange to use it, but it works. Don't spend the extra dollar or two for bonafide neosporin though, get the generic stuff.

hahahahha what happens if u dont got a huge ass to pump it with

then ur f*cked?

I don't know, I could be wrong....but it seems like if people are obsessed with it and they want to talk about it...let them fuckin talk about it.

If you are sooo annoyed by it, don't read it. Their are tons of others threads and subjects.

I read something about it being ok to have conflicting opinions with other members.

I'm new in here, so it's probably not my place to say anything...but, is every topic that you guys are annoyed with going to be banned?

Amen, Halx

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I wish it was socially acceptable for men to shave all over.

This is Hals creation, so it is fair that he sets the rules. It's as simple as that.

don't worry about socially acceptable. if you're a girl, shave where you want to shave. if you're a guy, shave where you want to shave. YOUR body, not theirs. To clarify something, if your bf/gf thinks it's sexy for you shave <body part> and you do, remember it is because YOU WANT to, for them. :)

I do shave where I want to. I just wish my boyfriend would, hehe.

shaved sack makes it much more sensitive (in a good way). its probably worth the pain of getting it like that. it also takes dedication to keep it that way (shave every other day).

Im always as smooth as a babys butt! :)
Shaving every morning, and i've been doing it for about 2-3 years now ..

Yeah seriously, whats the point of knowing if your penis is too small, most guys want "penis enlargement" anyways.

I shave every last bit off, it just feels and looks so much better.
I can't even imagine not doing it, it just looks so ungroomed

Is "crooked" conversation ok? I'm leaning to the left a bit.... I'd like to; with the use of rubber bands and a gentle pulley system take that curve upward to create the ultimate g-spot stimulator. It's just that I look funny at work with a retainer around my waste and constant porn on my screen to keep it "active" in order to stimulate the recurviture.

Here's to hoping :p

practice, practice, practice...it gets to the point where it doesn't even itch after a while.

oh yeah, size does not matter.... yeah right!
Give me a choice and im not entertaining the cocktail wennie...
Wooohooo

Be very careful because your balls are not forgiving when shaving. Every girl (not that many) that I have been with loved it as a sexual turn on.

It's only not socially acceptable if after you shave you suddenly show your neighborhood your newly shorn scrotum.:eek:

One good trimming technique I have found is this:

First, get a brush. Brush it all out, against the grain (read: up) so that it is all standing out. Then get some scissors and cut it as short as you possibly can with them. After that, get a razor, and while dry (if not dry, you run the risk of getting razor burn like its your job) shave down the areas where you want no hair.

I take pride my upkeep. I look at it as this: If i expect an attempt from my S.O. , it's only fair. I keep the boys, the shaft, the taint, and very very top of my legs (the fold at my crotch line) bare. I keep a very short patch above mr happy - like less than 1/4 inch long. So far it's always been well recieved. And yeah, if you get even half a chubby, you look huge.


Anyways - any long stuff gets hacked off with a beard trimmer, and then I shave it all with good qaulity shaving gel in the shower. Takes 5 mins tops. I had been using mach3 razors, but now i've switched to the Gilette three blade disposables. Can't recall the name.

Methinks i should take some pictures...

Okay-

I like to trim the pubes. I've shaved the whole package a few times, but the problem is that my wife has a problem with the stubble (even immedieately after) against her privates.

I've settled on simply trimming the bush with a scissors, and occasionally shaving the old scrotum. This dosen't interfere with intercourse, but the wife likes it when she goes down on me.

And no, it's not painful, or awkward.

I laugh everything I come onto this board and see that notice.

Gets me everytime!

hahaha

Mr Mephisto

Dont shave, dont care.

is that ypur penis or a gummy worm ?

I just shaved for the first time, and it itches like a mongoose in heat. But it does feel very different. Unfortunatly I have to wait for my girl to get back from vacation before I have any opinions one way or the other.

I have read a few of these posts on shaving and i and my GF use this product...The seiko cleancut.

http://www.beavershaver.com

Works great and dont have to worry about cutting yourself:)

Either way, it's all sticky and purple...

Mr Mephisto

Size doesn't matter until you break up with them.. all of the sudden you possess the smallest penis known to man!

I just trim mine fairly short, I like it a whole lot better this way.

Same here..but sometimes I shave it all just for the hell of it. I also keep the asscrack and the very tops of my legs trimmed.

I shave from just below the navel to the underside of my balls. I do this every other day and it feels and looks great. Highly recommended.

Shaft hair...
 

This is a rather embarrassing problem, and I’m curious if people know how I can deal with it…

I have hair growing on a good portion on my shaft, does anyone know how I can get rid of it. Shaving works, but the hair is rather thick and bumps remain, plus it itches like a motherfucker and grows back pretty quickly.

The way the hair is grown in I don’t think waxing would be possible…

Any ideas?
:o

Edited

maybe something like Nads would work, it's supposed to be "pain free" after all.

well nads would still be pulling the hair out, and i dunno shaft skin is thin, and shaft hair is thick, seems like a deadly combo ;)

There's not really any *good* way to do it - i just shave mine off once or twice a week. After a while it's just like shaving your face and your skin adjusts

Ouch :( I'm sorry guys. I have no clue what I would do if I had a shaft hair problem....but I don't think I could deal with shaving. I've cut my face a few too many times to even ATTEMPT that near the goods.


MB

electrolysis

When I saw the title, I thought this thread was going to be about Richard Roundtree's hair.
My bad.

Scrotum shaving
 

Whats the safest way to shave a scrotum? I accidently cut my skin once using a razor and had a tough time. thank god it was only the skin!!!!!.

Mach3 razor, baby oil, and good shaving cream. You pick which order to use them. Or maybe ask a lady friend of yours how she shaves down there and what she uses. Plus, it could be a nice little ice breaking conversion, because she'll know you care about personal hygiene.

Shaving the scrotum rocks!

Personally, I started out using "Shave Secret" which you can find at alot of retail outlets. I know Walmart has it because thats where I got mine. All you do is wet your balls with water, then apply about 5 drops of "Shave Secret" to them. Wait about 20 seconds and then shave.

The first couple times shaving left a weird feeling because of the Methanol, but you begin to really enjoy it. No cuts or knicks. Now i've moved up to just plain razor in the bath tub, but I use "Skin so soft", and that really moisturizes the skin good before the shave.

Hope this helps.
Big Pappa

I shave the ball sack with the trimmer part of my electric razor, granted I dont get as close as one would with a blade, but I have this mortal fear of razor burn on the nizzo's.


Oh ya and make sure you wash the razor cause nothing is worse than trimming the moustache and smelling balls:D

I Use a mach 3 turbo and soap while I'm in the shower. Never had a nic on the sac. Do it in warm water so the scrotum isn't shriviled up and be gentile.

i pluck em... kinda behind right now... thinkin i might try waxing em... keeps it really smooth... dont have to worry about ingrown hairs and it doesnt come back all stubbly...

I use shampoo or just normal shower gel.
Try to keep it wet all the time :) ..
and use some kind of oil afterwards ..

Try to pull the skin tight too.. otherwise the little tiny cuts will drive you nuts! Talk about sack itch.

I have a little note on how to do this in my web log :o
I have the worst feeling that the movie American Wedding will cause a lot of misconception on how it is done.

Gently pull the skin, so you get a smooth, taut surface. If you try shaving by running the razor over wrinkled up nuts, you'll get cut sooner or later.

mach 3 and shampoo is all i use, works great!

Its kind of hard but try to shave downward as much as possible, ingrown hairs are worse than nicks

I haven't seen the previews or the movie, but you're probably so right it's frightening.

I too use a MACH 3. That and normal shaving cream. Just pull the skin fairly taught and have at it.. never had a problem.. I sure do like them smooth, so does my wife..

lather up some soap, make sure you're covered, pull the skin tight with one hand and so that you have a flat even surface and pull the NEW BLADE gently across. not like your face where you have to apply alot of pressure. if you use enough soap you wont get razor burn so you can afford a couple extra passes. after you finish, rinse up and check for hair that you missed, relather that area and finish up.

Oh ouch!!!!!

In the shower with a Mach 3 and shaving cream. Usually take a nice hot shower before hand.

simplest thing in the world that works beyond great...

Magic Powder - check it out next to the razors at Wal-mart.

Its a depilatory that you mix the powder/water slather it on and a few minutes later scrape it off. No burn and best of all no itching when it grows back...

i have it too, but mine is kind of peach fuzzy. I will be mad if i go bald and i end up with a hairy dick

Ok, I'm have what I'm assuming to be a higher than normal pain threshold down there, but still, OUCH!!!

HAHAHAHA Daaaamn Right.

I have one lonely shaft hair. I don't know how long I have had it. One day while staring at my cock I noticed it (about a year ago), and I mentioned it to my girl. She said "You never noticed that before!?!?" I leave it there. No shaving, no plucking, no nothing. Then again it is "THE LONE HAIR".

Just grab yer cock in the shower and take the razor to it. Use a luffa to exfoliate the skin and you wont get the bumps.

yeh but the bumps are from the actual hair follicles, it's odd i know...

A personal question here but, Are you circumcised? The reason I ask is because I was looking up circumcisions on the net(internal debat on if I am going to have my children circumcised) , and one side effect from circumcisions when they "snip" to much of the shaft is it pulls up hair that would normally be aroiound the base. Thus causing you to have a hairy shaft. http://www.circumstitions.com/Restric/Botched7ex.html is a pic I found that might be helpful. Hope i could help!

yeh i got circumsized at a late age, whic is what i think the problem is... fuckers botched my penis

jesus after looking at that, they really botched my penis, anything i can do?

www.beavershaver.com

Forget the razor:)

Sounds like the voice of experience to me jibs...

:)

Mr Mephisto

Magic powder, eh? sounds like we may have a new winner!

as for me, the mach 3 always gave me too many problems, so I just always use a single blade disposable...you have to do it every three days or there will be trouble though!

"At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's quite breathtaking, I suggest you try it"

all i can say is... now you can understand the delimma women face daily *down there*. i think your best bet is to do what we do... shave it off every day, even if it starts looking weird... moisturize and exfoliate, and eventually itll be pain and yuck free. voila!

Mach 3 here.

Just be careful and stretch it out, like everyone else has said.

And do it OFTEN. It's easier if you don't let the hair grow to be too long.

You could have laser removal done if you're really desperate.

Just have to say, DO NOT try to be like the guy in the movie Orgasmo and try to use the rounded type electric razor... omg.... pain.... im speaking from experience...

*Not* a good idea. You could do some serious damage.