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prince_albert 10-16-2003 10:33 AM

I shaved yesterday, I used to trim it down, but it looks way better shaved. I have my dick and the balls all nice and bald, and I just left the hair around trimmed down, anyone wants pics? :p

Your User Name 10-16-2003 11:24 AM

I don't really have the patience to look thru all the 10 pages... so can anyone help me with this?

I just started a few weeks ago and I get red bumps all over my shit whenever i do it.

I used a clean mach3 blade and aveeno sensitive skin shaving gel and that shit still shows up.. does my skin just have to get used to it?

Averett 10-16-2003 11:27 AM

1. The razor and the shaving gel are good choices.

2. It might take your skin a little while to get used to it.

3. Make sure you're shaving in the direction that the hair is growing, not against.

4. Go slowly. It's not a race.

5. Invest in a mesh sponge thingy from a bath product store. Use that. Scrub, scrub, scrub. This will help with preventing ingrown hairs.

6. Try using some of the hair inhibitor lotions. I believe Aveeno produces those as well.

This should help a bit anyway ;)

lady 10-17-2003 03:23 AM

I'd tried shaving a couple times before, but found the itching unbearable. I tried again a couple days ago and went really slowly, going with the grain, not against it.

I think the thing that's made it a lot less itchy and painful is applying vasoline like Hal suggested. Hardly any itchies at all. :D

Darth_Kettch 10-17-2003 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by yournamehere
"That's O.K. - I do exercises. I could grab that pencil out of your hand if I wanted to.""
:eek:

spads 10-17-2003 05:00 AM

Damn Norwegians

Darth_Kettch 10-17-2003 07:44 AM

Yeah, but what can you do?
*makes mental note to investigate more on these exercises...*

Esen 10-18-2003 06:24 AM

Are there any professonal ball sac hair cutting places, You know a place where someone who is a professional shaves your nuts and groin area.
Kind of like a hair stylist for your balls.

And Im not talking about those waxing or chemical treatments. I mean the actual shave.

motdakasha 10-18-2003 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chauncey
Are there any professonal ball sac hair cutting places, You know a place where someone who is a professional shaves your nuts and groin area.
Kind of like a hair stylist for your balls.

And Im not talking about those waxing or chemical treatments. I mean the actual shave.

http://www.ouchytheclown.com/prodom.shtml

sexymama 10-18-2003 05:44 PM

I'm surprized a Brazilian (wax of the entire pussy region) isn't mentioned more often in this thread. I just had one done today and it appears to be well worth the money. I'll let you know in a few weeks.

numist 10-18-2003 07:17 PM

Some useful links and info.
 
Some helpful sources for those of you who are still paranoid:

WebMD: Biggie Size That Penis?

Quote:

found at: WebMD: Penile Enlargement: Fact or Phallacy?
Occasionally a perception of inadequate penile length is a manifestation of underlying feelings of inadequacy in general. In these instances, psychological counseling may prove helpful.
And one last link from WebMD: Does Penis Size Really Matter?

If that isnt enough, I suggest you join the group here.

Anyway, thats all.

MacGnG 10-18-2003 07:21 PM

look at your penis in the mirror, its bigger :)

Esen 10-18-2003 07:35 PM

Thanks Motdakasha,

Not quite what i had in mind, but fucking hillarious

yankeefatboy 10-18-2003 08:58 PM

I will admit, my dick is as small as it gets, and that's no lie. And then when Hal says the motion thing with his anaconda, you start to think how inadequate you might be. But the wife has no complaints after 10 years because you go out and find out what it's going to take to make her satisfied and all is good. Now let's stop flogging this dead horse already!!!!!

wnker85 10-18-2003 09:04 PM

i was wondering why some of you started and how much hair do you get rid of, just the pubes or most of your body hair

sry im new here and i didn't read all the posts

skysooner 10-22-2003 10:49 AM

For me, it was just the pubic hair and the hair on the scrotum and shaft (very little there). I just don't see doing any more than that due to the maintenance issues.

mb99usa 10-22-2003 10:52 AM

I just try to clean up around the edges to keep it neat. I tried shaving all of it off but didn't like all the maintenance to keep it smooth.

Sam30 10-23-2003 08:04 AM

Trust......!

My wife shaves my genitals for me..she loves the smooth feel and its awesome how she holds my penis for me, funny, she doesnt talk much when she does...!!!

visotech 10-28-2003 04:16 PM

So i finaly gave in and decided to shave. Well last time i saw my gf we got a little sexual, so i thought it would be nice to keep things clear down there. So i finaly got around to it, shes commin down to visit next week so i thought id do it a week ahead and get usedto it by then. So i used a beard trimmer and trimmed up a bit, then put the setting to shorter and went over agian, and again, then i got it just the perfect length, about 1-1.5 cm. Then i took my mach3, with a slightly used blade, and went at the sack, nice and smooth with some shaving gel. i took my time, went slow, and no irritation or cuts :) In the shower my penis was erect during the shaving, and i realized trimming up makes the penis look a lot bigger, and in general just cleaner and more approachable. I hope my gf likes it :) - shes supposed to trim a bit too, but i dont think shell go as far as shaving :( hehe oh well, id still like a taste ;)


thx for the advice guys

Doesn't Matter 10-30-2003 12:13 PM

Ummm..thats weird.

Who cares about penis size.

The chick? Usually not, from what I know, which is very little..I'll shut up

Doesn't Matter 10-30-2003 12:17 PM

np

f00sion 11-06-2003 09:05 AM

trimming the surrounding bush definitely adds the appearance of more length.

basmoq 11-06-2003 10:42 PM

I agree with the guy who said you shouldn't shave cause your nads stick to your legs, I tried just trimming a little bit, and now I'm constantly peeling my nuts off my leg when I get up. :(

bermuDa 11-11-2003 08:21 PM

those girls in bigcock porn don't seem to be enjoying themselfs all that much. As nice as a 10+ inch dick sounds to guys, girls in general don't seem to like them that big.

vveronica 11-14-2003 08:24 AM

either..... but shaved or trimmed is nicer... hehehe

Bob Biter 11-16-2003 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yournamehere
True story - a girl I used to work with was going out on a first date with a guy (they eventually married . . . and divorced).
Anyway, a bunch of people at the bar were playfully kidding with her, and the eventual question came up - "What if he's . . er . . underdeveloped?"
To which she calmly replied, "That's O.K. - I do exercises. I could grab that pencil out of your hand if I wanted to.""

Now THAT is a smart woman!

lurkette 11-17-2003 06:43 PM

I've been using an electric to shave pretty much everything but the mons for about 8 months (and it's been working well - no skin issues), and ratbastid just convinced me to shave the rest off last weekend and DAMN am I covered in red bumps (the mons, anyhow)!!! Using the electric, I just get stubble, so I used a Silk Effects (new blade) razor in the shower, and that got rid of the stubble but now my skin is all red and bumpy. I've been following all the advice - scrubbing to get rid of ingrowns, putting vaseline on it - but hell this looks awful! I have sensitive skin to start with - is it just a matter of time till my skin gets used to it? It's only been a few days. Much more of this and I'm just letting it grow back!

motdakasha 11-17-2003 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurkette
I've been using an electric to shave pretty much everything but the mons for about 8 months (and it's been working well - no skin issues), and ratbastid just convinced me to shave the rest off last weekend and DAMN am I covered in red bumps (the mons, anyhow)!!! Using the electric, I just get stubble, so I used a Silk Effects (new blade) razor in the shower, and that got rid of the stubble but now my skin is all red and bumpy. I've been following all the advice - scrubbing to get rid of ingrowns, putting vaseline on it - but hell this looks awful! I have sensitive skin to start with - is it just a matter of time till my skin gets used to it? It's only been a few days. Much more of this and I'm just letting it grow back!
Some people always get red bumps, but some people get used to it. I'd wait longer to see if things begin to change (it took me a few months).

Edit: Make sure your razor is nice and sharp. If you're not sure, get a new one. Also, make sure your shaving cream/lather is non-comedogenic and has nothing in it you're reacting to.

lady 11-17-2003 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big".
You'll be sleeping on the front lawn for a month after sayin' that... ;)

aphex140 11-18-2003 12:53 AM

a new discovery
Imperial leather have a new product called 'foamburst'. Excellent for shaving. It foams and moisturises and so far it has not left any rash or spot, although I am using a worn in razor.
;)

fienna 11-18-2003 10:22 AM

anyone else here a fan of shaving the boys in the shower, without shaving cream or any of that stuff?

i don't even use shaving cream on my face - not for 10 years - i grew to think that people developed a dependance on it and i think i'm right - i get just as close of a shave as the next guy and only use HOT water - my skin is fine - i don't cut myself or get razor burn, and i don't need to use aftershave or any of that shit.

works just as well on the balls, but i have to be honest - it does itch like a mother for a few hours after the shaving is done - but since i only scrape the boys once a week, it's all good in the end. :D

Averett 11-19-2003 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bermuDa
those girls in bigcock porn don't seem to be enjoying themselfs all that much. As nice as a 10+ inch dick sounds to guys, girls in general don't like them that big.
There is such a thing as too big!

-Anders 11-19-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Averett
There is such a thing as too big!

There's also a thing such as too small :/

Sfaker 11-24-2003 12:23 AM

Is it me, or did this post become a post to talk about cock size? Heh, just thought I'd ask

lurkette 11-24-2003 06:29 AM

I don't know if something like this has been mentioned before, but I used Bikini Plus gel last week (just bought it at the drug store) to get rid of the red bumps and ingrown hairs, and damn if it didn't work in about 4 days. Bumps all gone, itching all gone, and today I'm totally smooth. Good stuff!

walley700 11-25-2003 06:55 AM

hard to beleive that eneogh pople will talk about hairy balls

water_boy1999 11-25-2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurkette
I don't know if something like this has been mentioned before, but I used Bikini Plus gel last week (just bought it at the drug store) to get rid of the red bumps and ingrown hairs, and damn if it didn't work in about 4 days. Bumps all gone, itching all gone, and today I'm totally smooth. Good stuff!
In 4 days the redness and bumps might have gone away without the Bikini Plus. That's how long it usually takes me if I get bad razor burn. I have shaved down there for years and sometimes I get burn, sometimes I am silky smooth. Either way the "boys" are much happier bald than with hair.

superbunny6 11-26-2003 08:22 PM

Do guys really care if a girl is shaved...down there?
 
Of the 4 guys I've been with, 3 of them didn't care. The 4th guy was shaved (which I found odd), so I wanted to know if just being trimmed is ok, or if guys don't like any grass on the playing field.

Jesus Pimp 11-26-2003 08:35 PM

I prefer that they are. I don't like hair getting in the way of pleasuring my woman plus I don't like getting hairballs.

tritium 11-26-2003 08:45 PM

Not that big of a deal ... a clean trim is just as good.

em1014 11-26-2003 08:55 PM

My b/f says he doesn't care. He seems to enjoy when I'm shaved but doesn't discriminate if I'm not. Although, he does complain when I'm in the growing it out stages. He says it hurts his face. So basically I try and stay somewhere in the middle.. all depending on my motivation.

OFKU0 11-26-2003 09:02 PM

Depends. If she is a more mature women then I think it's classy to have a neatly trimmed bush that looks smart.

But if she's a younger woman, well then yes, it's mandatory. Shave it all off. Afterall a shaved pussy has shown the pre-pubescent look to be most popular. It's the new anti- wrinkle thing.

shileno 11-26-2003 09:07 PM

i dont really care...

kel 11-26-2003 09:08 PM

Trim is a must if I am expected to go down there. Otherwise, shaving is hot but I don't really care.

juanvaldes 11-26-2003 09:15 PM

At least trim but I prefer it clean.

MSD 11-26-2003 09:20 PM

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=27995

89transam 11-26-2003 09:22 PM

Just as long as its not a jungle down there.

sprocket 11-26-2003 09:30 PM

I like it shaved or a little strip of hair right above. Definately a turn on.

Only time id prefer a bit of hair is if the girl gets real bad razor burn or pimples down there from shaving.. thats bad.

Dilbert1234567 11-26-2003 11:10 PM

any way is fine, what ever the woman is comfterble with, i prefer a trim atleast, if not fully shaven

skysooner 11-26-2003 11:16 PM

Trim is okay, but I much prefer clean shaven.

omega2K4 11-27-2003 12:07 AM

I prefer clean shaven, I don't really enjoy eating hair. Or at the very least, a thin "landing" strip.

diddagirl 11-27-2003 12:39 AM

Wow... the majority of people want the girl shaven, or almost shaven. Now are you guys gonna shave it clean for us too??!?

slimshaydee 11-27-2003 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by diddagirl
Wow... the majority of people want the girl shaven, or almost shaven. Now are you guys gonna shave it clean for us too??!?
Guys are sposed to be slightly hairy, girls are not.

I like my girl clean shaven or with a lil runway

-Anders 11-27-2003 01:49 AM

If I'm supposed to do anything downthere it better be shaved, i feel the same way as to if a girl should do the same to me, alas i shave.

hu-man 11-27-2003 01:50 AM

Hair on the top, smooth around the lips... definetely.
Not all shaved, I like a little hair.

lady 11-27-2003 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
Guys are sposed to be slightly hairy, girls are not.
Says who??

Zorvox 11-27-2003 03:12 AM

My EX use to wax...

was good :D

made things alot more enjoyable, for both of us :)

perth1 11-27-2003 04:12 AM

mmm nothing better than mucnhing on a nicely trimmed pussy. hands down, its just gotta be trimmed, although i wouldnt complain if it wasnt...

SiN 11-27-2003 04:14 AM

hmm...

i think my bf cares less than i do about it, when we look at porn together and we see bush, i'm the one to go 'eww!' :p

(me and my bf both shave it all off btw)

Loup 11-27-2003 04:37 AM

As MrSelfDestruct has pointed out, there is already a thread regarding this and the Notice says "So DON'T start a new one!".

Jedbeck 11-27-2003 06:56 AM

I don't really care. It is not my body so she can do what ever she feels like doing down there.

As long as she lets me play it is all good. ;)

stingc 11-27-2003 07:51 AM

I actually prefer it unshaven (or just trimmed a little), but any way is fine.

vveronica 11-27-2003 07:56 AM

most guys say they dont care but when they see i am they love it.. Plus i'm sorta lil and it give them that school girl fantasy i think.

hu-man 11-27-2003 07:59 AM

Erm, we don't believe that, vveronica. You could be the size of a whale. We would need some photographic proof. Remember the school girl uniform. ;)

Mantus 11-27-2003 08:43 AM

I prefer a neat trim. To me it looks kinda ugly when it's all shaved.

TheOne 11-27-2003 09:09 AM

it doesn't really matter to me shaved or not. Either way works for me :)

Evil Milkman 11-27-2003 10:04 AM

So far I like when it's all shaved, but then again I haven't been around too much.

Stare At The Sun 11-27-2003 10:57 AM

Shaved is the best, a close trim gets second place...but an unkept mass of hair is a no no...

JStrider 11-27-2003 11:17 AM

i like shaved the best... more then happy to go down there if shes shaved...

trimmed short is still pretty good... and still willing to go down there...

unkept mess isnt too good... and i might not be willing to go down there....

and i would be more then willing to continue trimming super short or to shave it if thats what makes her happy...

tommy thompson 11-27-2003 11:32 AM

I like to orally pleasure my woman. If there is grass down there, I'd have to say people here have already said it best. "I don't like hairballs."
I have alot of time spent on the playing field, and enjoy it almost as much as she does. I can honestly have her orgasm again, again and again. Then when we get to any posistion, she has shuddering orgasms– makes for a good nite and wonderful connection with her. Then we both crash for a long time.


**edit** If you are a woman and you like to get oral pleasure, shaving is the best way to entice your lover, the added plus is that hair traps odors even if your clean, no matter *how clean*. Just thought that may be of interest too. **end edit**

Guitarman 11-28-2003 08:35 AM

You are certifiable, i wouldn't let a sharp blade any where near said bits

walley700 12-04-2003 05:15 AM

i always heard those who brag realy have nothing to brag about

moonstrucksoul 12-04-2003 06:15 PM

i wonder if one of the reasons it feels so good is because it is reminiscent of prepubescence.:confused:

skier 12-05-2003 02:56 AM

Wow i really should have checked this thread out before i shaved...

A very important reminder to everyone: Do not dry shave your boys!!!
I am comfortable dry shaving my face, and thought it would be much of the same for the pubic region... I was so wrong. oh god how wrong was I

12-05-2003 08:58 PM

Huh, I woulda voted if I could.

Anyway,
I have always liked no hair- its softer, less irritating, and the sensation is stronger.

silent_jay 12-06-2003 10:05 PM

i've shaved i haven't its all good but shaved is better

DemetriousKaine 12-08-2003 02:07 PM

what people should be asking is do you think my penis which is ______ is larger than average smaller or just right? now for example being a teenager it may grow but have a penis 7 1/2 inches, would that be considered large?

Dwarf020 12-08-2003 06:00 PM

actually, the opinion my ex gave me yesterday was that size doesnt matter if you know what you're doing, but if you dont know what you're doing, being huge makes up for a lot of the gap.

Dwarf020 12-08-2003 06:03 PM

i have to agree w/some of the 'can be too big' croud. it's pretty bad when you're big and the girl's small, and you just cant get in w/out causing pain.

Rosogmios 12-08-2003 10:44 PM

Bah
 
I shave my Face Bare, I shave my guys Bare, And I perfer the woman to do the same.

jawshoouh 12-09-2003 12:33 AM

waxxing your butt...
 
k kind of a weird question, but i've read threads about shaving your pubes and other body hair, but does anyone here, male or female, wax their own ass-crack? or do you have it professionally done?

if you're a DIY, what brand works best, how's it done, etc...

TIA :)

insidious_machinae 12-09-2003 12:39 AM

Man, that HAS to hurt. I puckered just thinking about it.

jawshoouh 12-09-2003 12:41 AM

well, after getting some exposure (ok, a lot of exposure) to porno flix, i wonder how these women get their asses and area around their assholes so clean-shaven. i assume it's wax, but damn, that's gotta be painful...

dumbnutofak 12-09-2003 12:45 AM

Two Words... Duece Bigalo


You should watch that.

insidious_machinae 12-09-2003 01:00 AM

Dumbnutofak, it just got added to my 'things to do' list.

jawshoouh 12-09-2003 01:02 AM

so you're suggesting a professional wax job then, not a DIY?

slimshaydee 12-09-2003 01:13 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=27995

macro 12-09-2003 05:24 AM

I've wondered too. Shaving can be perilous and you get that nasty itch...

macro 12-09-2003 05:31 AM

Wondering if anyone has come up with "creative patterns" I've seen women do it, but their hair down there is much more conducive to it.

jawshoouh 12-09-2003 06:23 AM

thanks slimshaydee...didn't think to look there, that was genitals, not asscrack ;) i'll check it out later, though!

dumbnutofak 12-09-2003 12:08 PM

lol BTW I have never had my ass waxed...but in that movie they do it to him....so you can get an idea how it is done.

Mongolguy 12-09-2003 08:13 PM

DIY!?!? Damn! I'm tough but not that tough.
(But after thinking about it for a while......hmmmm? that might be quite a rush)

omega2K4 12-09-2003 09:59 PM

I haven't ever been waxed, it just looks way too painful. However, my girlfriend gets her vagina and ass waxed, which I LOVE.

jawshoouh 12-09-2003 10:27 PM

she does it herself or gets it professionally done?

Averett 12-10-2003 09:49 AM

Call up some salons and see if they do men. You'd be suprised at how many do... I had a bikini wax last summer, and while it hurt like holy hell it was worth it. I haven't done it again since nobody has come in contact with that area :( but I would if such an occasion would present itself again.

space-n-'cord 12-10-2003 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sfaker
Is it me, or did this post become a post to talk about cock size? Heh, just thought I'd ask

Averett 12-10-2003 09:52 AM

This thread makes me giggle :lol:

Quote:

Originally posted by Dwarf020
actually, the opinion my ex gave me yesterday was that size doesnt matter if you know what you're doing, but if you dont know what you're doing, being huge makes up for a lot of the gap.
Well, not necessarly.... In this case you've just got something huge ramming you. Not always a good thing.

Iliftrocks 12-10-2003 10:06 AM

Mine brings me great joy, regardless of it's size....... Just don't ask the wife...heh heh

phunktastic 12-10-2003 06:06 PM

Just shaved the boys for the first time and trimmed everything else really close. It feels great! It was a lot easier than I thought. I was afraid I'd rip my sack open and have to make a trip to the emergency room!

Now I just need to find a girl to appreciate all the hard work I put into my nether regions :)

ChrisJericho 12-14-2003 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lunchbox7
The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis.

Mostly true. In my psych class I was told the average length was about 6 inches with a standard deviation of 1 inch. So basically pretty much all of us fall into the 5-7 inch range.

The thing about the vaginal nerves is ABSOLUTELY true. After about 4 inches there's not very many nerves, most of the nerves are concentrated on the outside, especially around the clitoris (duh). However, while the length might not matter, the thickness does. Thicker = more surface area for friction. Yes, a big penis might be a psychological turn on for a chick.... but it works both ways. I know I personally would be more turned on by getting it on with a chick with C cups than the same chick with A cups, even though breast size doesn't have anything to do with what's going on down below.

So yeah, if you're between 5-7 inches don't worry.


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