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tritium 08-11-2003 07:59 PM

I don't know about you all, but frankly, I'm more comfortable with a shaven sack. Things are just dryer, less itchy and smell much better (sorry for the bluntness)... I imagine its about the same on women.

Enigma 08-11-2003 10:12 PM

I've been shaving mine for over a year now. I had thought about doing it for quite some time before that, but never had the guts to go through with it.

I was terrified about what other guys would think about me while showering at the gym. But once I finally went through with it, I was glad I did. It is nicer looking and makes a HUGE difference when getting head. I'll never stop shaving now.

slortex 08-12-2003 10:31 AM

Question:

How the hell does one go about shaving their own ass? A creative system of mirrors? I wouldn't mind doing it myself, but everytime I think about it, the logistics of the situation seem absolutely mind boggling.

soxsfans 08-12-2003 12:59 PM

I've done it
 
I've done it in the past. My wife liked it alot, I just haven't kept up with it.

winsecure 08-12-2003 01:54 PM

I'm wondering if I'm the only one that has let their g/f shave them? Granted you have to totally TRUST the gal to hold a razor down there and it was pretty nerve wracking the first time, but it took her about 1/10th the time to shave me than I usually take and she did a better job too. I'm guessing its because of all the practice/experience she has had on shaving herself.

obelix 08-12-2003 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halx
wait 12 (or maybe8) hours, then apply

it lubricates the hair follicles so that when your pubes start growing back, their sharp edges (thanks to the razor) wont irritate the walls of your follicles. No itching, no red bumps.

The reason not to use water-based lubes like K-Y is 'cause they wont do shit for you 4 hours later while your hair is still growing within your skin. Oil-based lubes will stay with you for hours and they leave pleasantly soft skin as long as you don't have really unlucky acne down there.

this works sooo well :D thanks for the tip!

obelix 08-12-2003 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slortex
Question:

How the hell does one go about shaving their own ass? A creative system of mirrors? I wouldn't mind doing it myself, but everytime I think about it, the logistics of the situation seem absolutely mind boggling.

this is done solely by touch, imo. may bot sound the greatest, but its your own ass, right?

johnnymysto 08-13-2003 11:34 AM

Easy for you to say, Hal! You're hung like a Shetland Pony!!!!!

:)

motdakasha 08-13-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slortex
Question:

How the hell does one go about shaving their own ass? A creative system of mirrors? I wouldn't mind doing it myself, but everytime I think about it, the logistics of the situation seem absolutely mind boggling.

By feel in the shower or someone else doing it for you.

<hr>

If you think upkeep is a bitch, always keep in mind you can make it part of the foreplay by having your woman do it for you.

Lord Rahl 08-13-2003 01:27 PM

Hmmm
 
My wife is much more willing to go down on me after she or I shave the brothers. I think the same goes for us guys, don't you like a nice clean pussy when you go down on her? Like others here have said the upkeep is what is a bitch but the payoff in my case is well worth it. We actually took a poll within my group of friends (6 married couples) and half the guys did and all the women did. :crazy:

Vyk 08-13-2003 01:50 PM

I keep it trimmed. the new girlfriend was rather 'bushy' but I've convinced her that trimming is good. I gave her plenty motivation by subtley explaining that the less hair there is down there the more often I'd give oral.

She seems to be happy with the arrangements *grin*

Molly Moon 08-14-2003 10:15 AM

Halx, I was just minding my own business, trying to catch up on the forums and the first damn thread in this one is THIS with the message in all caps.

I expect you to come over and clean up the water that just went through my nose.

Johnny Rotten 08-14-2003 05:41 PM

This coming from a man who's HUNG LIKE AN OX

;)

Sad_Machine 08-14-2003 06:00 PM

I've been thinking about doing this for some time now, and upon reading the first few posts, I was quite prepared to do this, but after getting to this point, I'm not too sure if I should do this or not...

rockogre 08-15-2003 08:16 AM

I have seen this thread several times and passed over it but today it got me to wondering.

IS my dick size fine? How would I know? Never having met Halx, (the x is silent), how could he concieveably know if my dick size is fine or not?

It's not like I sent him pictures or anything.

Now I find myself lying awake at night worrying that my dick size might NOT be fine.

Asking my friends to check it out did not go well, and my wife complained that some of them won't talk to her now.

Some of my guy friends don't seem to want to hang with me anymore. Now I have to wonder if it is BECAUSE my dick size is not fine.

Oddly, I cannot get any strangers to comment either way but I have met some nice policemen.

They also refused to comment.

I have never questioned the fineness of my dick before until Halx, (the x is silent), caused me to doubt myself.

My self esteem is now dropping at an alarming rate. I can no longer wear my speedo to the beach with any sort of confidence.

I may have to buy a full blown Hummer and a large gun to compensate. I really don't have the money to fund this but I can think of no other options. I suppose the wife will have to do without a car for a while.

To those of you that think that the TFP is JUST an online community and that it has no impact on the rest of the world, witness the dectruction of one man due to the posting of a single thread.

My life can never be the same again. The doubts, the uncertainty.

WHY ME GOD? WHY?

Oh, the inhumanity!

I find that now, I can only think of Halx, (the x is silent), as Halx, (the x is silent), the cruel and heartless.

IS MY DICK SIZE FINE, Halx, (the x is silent)? IS IT REALLY?

My life is over!

mjollnir 08-15-2003 12:58 PM

hey im secure no problems from me. Smiles.

mjollnir 08-15-2003 01:08 PM

same here shaved shaft and scrotum trimmed rest, wife loves it. And it feels so much better,

urizenxvii 08-15-2003 01:14 PM

if you ever have serious doubts about your penis size, date a girl who's a virgin and doesn't play with toys. you almost feel embarassed for being too big, even if you're average.

skysooner 08-21-2003 12:24 PM

Well I just tried it, and the post-itching has been tolerable. I did use the Halx suggestion of Vaseline (we are talking the petroleum jelly right?), and it minimized the itching a bunch. I'm going to try and redo it tonight. Unfortunately I won't really be able to try the better sensation thing until my wife gets off her period (probably around Sunday).

The Dude Chad 08-21-2003 02:18 PM

Hi all, this is my first post.

When you say "trim" you mean using scissors right?

Also, how long do you trim it?

I personally have always plucked the hair on my balls and shaft and have never touched the "bush". I think that it would look a lot better if I trimmed it but I don't know how to go about doing it.

skysooner 08-21-2003 02:41 PM

I used a beard electric razor to trim it down and then a Mach 3 Turbo razor to take it all off.

krd913 08-21-2003 07:46 PM

Sounds like it would be fun to let the gf shave me to were she likes it.

Devilinmypants 08-21-2003 11:40 PM

haha, thanks for thetip HalX

AP1 08-22-2003 03:08 PM

yeah. been trimming w/ clippers for years and shaving my sac and shaft.. all my gf's have been way into it

hobo 08-22-2003 03:40 PM

how do you get a really close shave? i find that it tends to grow back fast and i get really short and prickly hairs that itch.

neddy65 08-30-2003 04:58 AM

My dick size IS fine. Shit!!!! I just posted about it! Oops, my bad.

mrquackers 08-31-2003 06:36 PM

Shaving for men - yes, this again
 
So I finally ... ah trimmed myself... down there. Did it as a surprise for Yoshi, who flipped out and absolutely loved it. And I must say, it certainly looks a lot cleaner.

I know us guys have talked about this in innumerable threads, so wanted to share my quick story with those thinking about making the plunge. Like many, the idea of taking a razor to my scrotum was enough to halt any thoughts I had about this right in their tracks. Thanks to another poster, though, I learned about Magic Shaving Powder - a depilatory that removes the hair painlessly and without the chance of slicing off your boys. (It's typically used by black men who get ingrown hairs when shaving their face.)

It worked wonders and didn't have the effects that something like Nair would. Well, mostly. If you leave this on your skin for more than 5 minutes or so, it will cause burns. I went slow, doing one side, then the other - and there was some overlap I didn't notice until it was a bit too late. (It hurt like hell, but thankfully, it cleared up within 24 hours.)

If you're a fence-sitter on shaving, scared by the thought of razor burn, nicks or ingrown hairs, I highly recommend Magic. Get the platinum can (for sensitive skin) and follow the directions. Top it off with a little trim up top and you'd be amazed at the reception it gets!

Halx 08-31-2003 06:40 PM

Ummm.. using chemicals will bake your beans, man. I cant stress that enough.

Use the razor all ready! It's easy. Trust yourself.

juanvaldes 08-31-2003 06:43 PM

How long until you start to itch?

Battlefield 08-31-2003 06:43 PM

I'm a complete newbie in this area, but will an electric razor work?(yes I know electric razors don't shave as well as blades)

1337haxor 08-31-2003 06:48 PM

How does that stuff work? What exactly does it do?

mrquackers 08-31-2003 06:50 PM

I hear ya Hal - and was *really* nervous before trying this, but it honestly worked with no trouble. I tried a test patch - and had no trouble. Then, several days later, took that leap of faith.

Aside from that one area that got hit twice, no problems at all.

Quote:

Originally posted by 1337haxor
How does that stuff work? What exactly does it do?
I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. It contains Thioglycolate, which essentially dissolves the hair. But as mentioned above, I'd definitely try it on a very small area first - to be sure it doesn't affect your skin differently than it did mine.

In a broader sense, though... you mix this powder with water, and apply. Wait five minutes, keeping it moist, then remove with a dull edge, like a butter knife. Cream comes off, as does the hair.

1337haxor 08-31-2003 06:59 PM

This stuff intrigues me, does it also dissolve the root?
Also I don't plan on using this on my balls.

cementor 08-31-2003 07:39 PM

Battlefield,

Don't even think about that electric razor! Did it once and it was total mizzzery for days. I though they were designed to eliminate nicks and cuts, well that ain't what happens with the sensitive areas! The best shave option I've found is the Mach 3 which works well.

pmmq 08-31-2003 07:39 PM

Use a blade.... or, better yet, let her use it on you. She will love it, and knowing that it is *dangerous* she'll be very careful, and you can sit back and enjoy the fact that she has her hands all over yer stuff... and ... and... and... the positives are too numerous to mention.

Halx 08-31-2003 07:45 PM

electric razors work by pulling on the hair, then cutting it. By that logic, try yanking the hair on your sack. Did that feel good? Ok, you get the point.

meff 08-31-2003 08:53 PM

Nahh Halx, I successfully shaved me and my wife's pubes with no problem with my electric razor, but as for the balls, I wouldn't touch them accept with a blade. Hell, they've never been shaved, and I dunno if I will ever let them be :)

I guess one plus to buying a expensive electric shaver (Braun Syncro) :)

skysooner 08-31-2003 09:42 PM

I've had it off for almost 2 weeks now. I experienced itching only after the first time. I used an electric razor to trim the thick hair above the shaft, but once I got it down to 1/2 inch or so, I switched to a Mach 3. I use soap in the shower and it works great. You can go against the grain as long as you aren't on the balls. I just take it easy on the balls, and it has gotten easier and easier. It feels strange at first, but I really like it now.

dannoxxxx 08-31-2003 10:15 PM

i shave all the time......actually i trim......dont like being completely bald. But the balls are the hard area so i let them grow in more often then anot and just leave the hair there. Do like how it makes you look like you added half an inch to your cock though.

and when using condoms it is good cause they dont get the hair caught in between them. And you dont get all the lube and stuff getting all caught up in them either, when you are fuckin.

motdakasha 08-31-2003 10:22 PM

I used to have a landing strip that I would give a little buzz with my beau-of-the-time's beard trimmer. After getting nicked several times I stopped. It happens for the exact reasons Hal mentioned above, only it catches your skin sometimes too. Not fun. Believe you me.

Like Hal said before, oil helps prevent red bumps.


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