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Old 01-20-2005, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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SPAMed by big penises

Why is it whenever I open my e-mail I get flooded with spam mail about penis enlargement, or when I watch Spike TV I see an ad for Ezyte (sp?) the natural male enhancement. And now there’s an infomercial out called “Sex Talk” that has this robotic acting male host. Interviewing porn stars and other ladies of the industry talking about the importance of how big the male penis is.

Well to that I can only say ‘BLOGNA’. From every lady I have talked to. From every thread on this board I have read, to every book on the subject. Say this is NOT true

Dr Ruth says in ‘Sex for Dummies’ (Don’t roll your eyes, it’s a very cool book. A lot of people can learn a lot from it)

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Some women are actually frightened by very big penises, and many women don’t attach very much important to the issue

The vagina is elastic; it has to be to allow babies to be born vaginally. So a woman’s vagina can accommodate a big or small penis. Because most of a women’s nerve endings are concentrated at the entrance to the vagina, the sensation that a bigger penis may cause aren’t all that different to her from those caused by a smaller penis

Most women need direct clitoral stimulation to achieve an orgasm
And yet. Men flock to these witch doctors to get a magic potion to make there members huge. And change their sex life for the better.

Guys. It really doesn’t matter. Being a guy myself, I did at one time struggle with my size. Then I grew up. Like Halx says. ‘Its not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean. Some magic potion isn’t going to change your sex life, Only you can do that. Just because you have a dick the size of a telephone pole, Doesn’t mean you can get laid by any woman you show it to.

Well, that’s my take on the subject. The ads are crap. The reasoning behind them are crap. The people who tell you size matters are crap. It has very little to do with size. And like all SPAM it should be ignored at deleted.

OK. Rants over. Thanks for listening
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Amen, brother
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yea, kinda ironic though that halx is 12-18 inches.
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yea, kinda ironic though that halx is 12-18 inches.
Yeah, he's not called the Whitesnake for nothing.
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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where are the women like me that cant stand to think about sex with one over 8 inches? (big ones are fine for bj's) I dont know about any of the other girls, but Im what I call "short" inside and the big ones HURT....remember guys for women built like me a big penis hits the wrong spot (the cervix) and the pain equals you getting kicked in the balls
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Old 01-20-2005, 03:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That would be me, Shani!! Been there and done that with the pain thing...not fun.

What I'd really like to know is why *I* need to receive penis enlargement/viagra spam?? I don't have the necessary "plumbing" for the products in such advertisements
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's all about insecurities and image. No woman really needs breast enlargements it just helps them cope with life in one way or another and the same applies to his man and his tackle. Fuck it all I say (literally).
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It's all about insecurities and image. No woman really needs breast enlargements it just helps them cope with life in one way or another and the same applies to his man and his tackle. Fuck it all I say (literally).
I would think it would be more about insecurities then image. When a women gets breast implants (and correct me if I'm wrong ladies) they do it to improve their self image. But a guy would want to enlarge his penis to improve his self worth.

I mean a lady with large breast is usually the first one to get noticed (which I think is wrong, but that's a topic for another thread) because it's easily noticeable. An enlarged penis on the other hand, isn't so I feel it would only to help his self confidents.
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Old 01-20-2005, 08:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I would think it would be more about insecurities then image. When a women gets breast implants (and correct me if I'm wrong ladies) they do it to improve their self image. But a guy would want to enlarge his penis to improve his self worth.

I mean a lady with large breast is usually the first one to get noticed (which I think is wrong, but that's a topic for another thread) because it's easily noticeable. An enlarged penis on the other hand, isn't so I feel it would only to help his self confidents.
Self worth and self image are interconnected. When one is improving one's self image, as you put it, one is generally attempting to increase one's sense of self worth.
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Old 01-20-2005, 08:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ouch!! Sounds like bad news. I'd hate to have something like that pop up on my screen, like BAM! IN YOUR FACE!!!!! Makes me sick
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
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big cock = big man
theres nothing like sitting in a room looking round and knowing deep down that, hey, I've got the biggest cock in this room.
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Old 01-21-2005, 12:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I've had big penises and I've had small ones. Guess which is better?

Small!

It really is in the motion of the ocean. Too much length and you're just asking for a world of pain. Your options as far as positions go become limited. Of course, they are limited with small somewhat, but not nearly as much, and the position I love is not eliminated. So give me a smaller guy any day of the week. He knows how to do other things and isn't centered on his wang. Thank goodness for...ahem...small favors.
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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From what I've been told, size matters...but not in the way we think. It's not that women want long penises, but rather they're interested by the girth.
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Old 01-21-2005, 01:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The part of Icer's post that hits home is the pervasiveness of the advertising. Someone must be spending money and trying these things. I wish they wouldn't, because then all the scavengers would shrivel up and move on to mortgages or Canadian meds or next low-carb craze ...
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Old 01-21-2005, 02:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Watch Penn and Teller's Bullshit! on Penis Enlargement products. They got volunteers to measure themselves and then each used a different one of the products. They tried the pills, the ointments, the gadgets, the tubes, the devices. Everything that was on the market.

Results: Not a single person got any bigger. Not even a little.

Conclusion: Save your money. You can become a better sex partner by making an organ grow: It's just that the organ is the brain, not the penis and not the boobs.

Expand your mind and skills.
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Fortunately all that stuff goes to a folder called "bulk" so I know that it is all crap.
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Old 01-22-2005, 02:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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We all recongize that there's no substitute for skill - and that cock size won't make a difference if you don't know what to do with it. That being said, there ARE some women who do prefer larger cocks - within reason.
I'm a man who measures well above average in length and thickness and, in my experience, there are just about as many women out there that have been put-off by my size as have been turned on by it.
As a man you're probably luckiest if you have an average size, since you'd be just right for most people.
As a "large" guy it's pretty awful when you hit it off with a terrific girl who, all of a sudden, is reluctant to sleep with you because she is intimidated by your size. On the other hand, a woman who prefers a large member, can be a real boost to the male ego.
Once again, though, the bigger part of the equation is the skill and sensitivity you have with your partner.
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Old 01-22-2005, 09:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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...the pain equals you getting kicked in the balls
My first thought after reading this was "Women are tougher than men and we all know it. I’m sure if you ladies had scrotums, you’d pound them with bricks and wouldn’t even flinch." from Clavus...

But seriously, I've never understood why anybody feels the need to enlarge themselves... I'm honestly not tooting my own horn, but I'm fairly well-endowed, and my ex has told me that when she first saw me naked she was more impressed than she was with smaller guys, but that was the end of bigger being "better." After that, my size was just commonplace and didn't gain me any automatic bonus when it came to making love/having sex/fucking like rabbits. I had to make use of what I had like any guy, big or small.

Bigger guys have to learn to use what they have just as much (maybe more) than smaller guys. I think it's hilarious to watch other guys brag about how huge they are to each other like it's some kind of indicator of how much of a man you are or how good you are in bed. I'm bigger than all of my friends (actually not that hard, they're mostly girls...), but I've still been repeatedly dubbed "The group bitch." Likewise, I've known some really small guys who could kick your ass, take your wallet, sleep with your girlfriend, and then send the tape to your mom.

Guys, be happy with what you've got. Learn to use it well. That's a helluva lot sexier than whipping our a tree trunk.
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