01-20-2005, 02:39 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
Chilled to Perfection
Location: Dallas, TX
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SPAMed by big penises
Why is it whenever I open my e-mail I get flooded with spam mail about penis enlargement, or when I watch Spike TV I see an ad for Ezyte (sp?) the natural male enhancement. And now there’s an infomercial out called “Sex Talk” that has this robotic acting male host. Interviewing porn stars and other ladies of the industry talking about the importance of how big the male penis is.
Well to that I can only say ‘BLOGNA’. From every lady I have talked to. From every thread on this board I have read, to every book on the subject. Say this is NOT true Dr Ruth says in ‘Sex for Dummies’ (Don’t roll your eyes, it’s a very cool book. A lot of people can learn a lot from it) Quote:
Guys. It really doesn’t matter. Being a guy myself, I did at one time struggle with my size. Then I grew up. Like Halx says. ‘Its not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean. Some magic potion isn’t going to change your sex life, Only you can do that. Just because you have a dick the size of a telephone pole, Doesn’t mean you can get laid by any woman you show it to. Well, that’s my take on the subject. The ads are crap. The reasoning behind them are crap. The people who tell you size matters are crap. It has very little to do with size. And like all SPAM it should be ignored at deleted. OK. Rants over. Thanks for listening
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01-20-2005, 03:42 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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Location: Aliso Viejo, California
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yea, kinda ironic though that halx is 12-18 inches.
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01-20-2005, 03:47 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
Chilled to Perfection
Location: Dallas, TX
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01-20-2005, 03:48 PM | #5 (permalink) |
Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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where are the women like me that cant stand to think about sex with one over 8 inches? (big ones are fine for bj's) I dont know about any of the other girls, but Im what I call "short" inside and the big ones HURT....remember guys for women built like me a big penis hits the wrong spot (the cervix) and the pain equals you getting kicked in the balls
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01-20-2005, 03:56 PM | #6 (permalink) |
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Location: Where morons reign supreme
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That would be me, Shani!! Been there and done that with the pain thing...not fun.
What I'd really like to know is why *I* need to receive penis enlargement/viagra spam?? I don't have the necessary "plumbing" for the products in such advertisements |
01-20-2005, 04:34 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
Chilled to Perfection
Location: Dallas, TX
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I mean a lady with large breast is usually the first one to get noticed (which I think is wrong, but that's a topic for another thread) because it's easily noticeable. An enlarged penis on the other hand, isn't so I feel it would only to help his self confidents.
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01-20-2005, 08:16 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
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Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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01-21-2005, 12:06 PM | #12 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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I've had big penises and I've had small ones. Guess which is better?
Small! It really is in the motion of the ocean. Too much length and you're just asking for a world of pain. Your options as far as positions go become limited. Of course, they are limited with small somewhat, but not nearly as much, and the position I love is not eliminated. So give me a smaller guy any day of the week. He knows how to do other things and isn't centered on his wang. Thank goodness for...ahem...small favors.
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01-21-2005, 01:25 PM | #13 (permalink) |
TFP Mad Scientist
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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From what I've been told, size matters...but not in the way we think. It's not that women want long penises, but rather they're interested by the girth.
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01-21-2005, 01:32 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Location: Chicago-ish
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The part of Icer's post that hits home is the pervasiveness of the advertising. Someone must be spending money and trying these things. I wish they wouldn't, because then all the scavengers would shrivel up and move on to mortgages or Canadian meds or next low-carb craze ...
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01-21-2005, 02:23 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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Location: comfortably perched at the top of the bell curve!
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Watch Penn and Teller's Bullshit! on Penis Enlargement products. They got volunteers to measure themselves and then each used a different one of the products. They tried the pills, the ointments, the gadgets, the tubes, the devices. Everything that was on the market.
Results: Not a single person got any bigger. Not even a little. Conclusion: Save your money. You can become a better sex partner by making an organ grow: It's just that the organ is the brain, not the penis and not the boobs. Expand your mind and skills. |
01-22-2005, 02:13 AM | #17 (permalink) |
Soylent Green is people.
Location: Northern California
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We all recongize that there's no substitute for skill - and that cock size won't make a difference if you don't know what to do with it. That being said, there ARE some women who do prefer larger cocks - within reason.
I'm a man who measures well above average in length and thickness and, in my experience, there are just about as many women out there that have been put-off by my size as have been turned on by it. As a man you're probably luckiest if you have an average size, since you'd be just right for most people. As a "large" guy it's pretty awful when you hit it off with a terrific girl who, all of a sudden, is reluctant to sleep with you because she is intimidated by your size. On the other hand, a woman who prefers a large member, can be a real boost to the male ego. Once again, though, the bigger part of the equation is the skill and sensitivity you have with your partner. |
01-22-2005, 09:12 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
Born-Again New Guy
Location: Unfound.
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But seriously, I've never understood why anybody feels the need to enlarge themselves... I'm honestly not tooting my own horn, but I'm fairly well-endowed, and my ex has told me that when she first saw me naked she was more impressed than she was with smaller guys, but that was the end of bigger being "better." After that, my size was just commonplace and didn't gain me any automatic bonus when it came to making love/having sex/fucking like rabbits. I had to make use of what I had like any guy, big or small. Bigger guys have to learn to use what they have just as much (maybe more) than smaller guys. I think it's hilarious to watch other guys brag about how huge they are to each other like it's some kind of indicator of how much of a man you are or how good you are in bed. I'm bigger than all of my friends (actually not that hard, they're mostly girls...), but I've still been repeatedly dubbed "The group bitch." Likewise, I've known some really small guys who could kick your ass, take your wallet, sleep with your girlfriend, and then send the tape to your mom. Guys, be happy with what you've got. Learn to use it well. That's a helluva lot sexier than whipping our a tree trunk. |
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