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Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
...the pain equals you getting kicked in the balls
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My first thought after reading this was "Women are tougher than men and we all know it. I’m sure if you ladies had scrotums, you’d pound them with bricks and wouldn’t even flinch." from Clavus...
But seriously, I've never understood why anybody feels the need to enlarge themselves... I'm honestly not tooting my own horn, but I'm fairly well-endowed, and my ex has told me that when she first saw me naked she was more impressed than she was with smaller guys, but that was the end of bigger being "better." After that, my size was just commonplace and didn't gain me any automatic bonus when it came to making love/having sex/fucking like rabbits. I had to make use of what I had like any guy, big or small.
Bigger guys have to learn to use what they have just as much (maybe more) than smaller guys. I think it's hilarious to watch other guys brag about how huge they are to each other like it's some kind of indicator of how much of a man you are or how good you are in bed. I'm bigger than all of my friends (actually not that hard, they're mostly girls...), but I've still been repeatedly dubbed "The group bitch." Likewise, I've known some really small guys who could kick your ass, take your wallet, sleep with your girlfriend, and then send the tape to your mom.
Guys, be happy with what you've got. Learn to use it well. That's a helluva lot sexier than whipping our a tree trunk.