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Old 01-20-2005, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
ICER
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SPAMed by big penises

Why is it whenever I open my e-mail I get flooded with spam mail about penis enlargement, or when I watch Spike TV I see an ad for Ezyte (sp?) the natural male enhancement. And now there’s an infomercial out called “Sex Talk” that has this robotic acting male host. Interviewing porn stars and other ladies of the industry talking about the importance of how big the male penis is.

Well to that I can only say ‘BLOGNA’. From every lady I have talked to. From every thread on this board I have read, to every book on the subject. Say this is NOT true

Dr Ruth says in ‘Sex for Dummies’ (Don’t roll your eyes, it’s a very cool book. A lot of people can learn a lot from it)

Quote:
Some women are actually frightened by very big penises, and many women don’t attach very much important to the issue

The vagina is elastic; it has to be to allow babies to be born vaginally. So a woman’s vagina can accommodate a big or small penis. Because most of a women’s nerve endings are concentrated at the entrance to the vagina, the sensation that a bigger penis may cause aren’t all that different to her from those caused by a smaller penis

Most women need direct clitoral stimulation to achieve an orgasm
And yet. Men flock to these witch doctors to get a magic potion to make there members huge. And change their sex life for the better.

Guys. It really doesn’t matter. Being a guy myself, I did at one time struggle with my size. Then I grew up. Like Halx says. ‘Its not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean. Some magic potion isn’t going to change your sex life, Only you can do that. Just because you have a dick the size of a telephone pole, Doesn’t mean you can get laid by any woman you show it to.

Well, that’s my take on the subject. The ads are crap. The reasoning behind them are crap. The people who tell you size matters are crap. It has very little to do with size. And like all SPAM it should be ignored at deleted.

OK. Rants over. Thanks for listening
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