pants

I was kinda wondering, as you do, there must be an art to fondling women's boobs. I mean it can't be just holding, licking, sucking, tweaking, pulling , rubbing..and what ever else we guys/gals like to do with them.

There must be an artistic approach..I wonder if some clever kloggs professor has written a book on the subject..well if not, maybe we can start our own thesis. Who knows there may be a publisher out there who may want to give me $1m advance to write the non fiction novel???

pcockren

Tune in tokyo, tune in tokyo...hahaha

Bauh4us

I have always had great sucess with the circle method. You gotta work around the boob before you hit the nipple, treat it like an ice cream cone and like from the sides and work your way in. :P

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bud4

A girl once told me, "just on the tips". At certain times, a woman's breasts are very sensitive. Nice and easy, always with a light touch. She will let you know by her response if she wants it otherwise. I have never had any complaints.

Willravel

First off, put down the plunger, Bob. These are breasts. They are soft and pretty and sensitive. There are certian spots on certian women that do the most good. What you need to do is explore and look for reactions.

Start with the top. Move your way in circles around the top area, occasionally going to the outsides. Then move to the bottom and vewry slowly work your way up. Upon meeting the nipple, start off as soft as possible, the work your way up to a suck. Blow on it when it is moist, and the cool air over it should serve to make it even more sensitive. Make sure you are listening, and glancing up at her (presuming it's a she) face to gauge reactions. The ultimate goal is tfor her to feel pleasure and for you to be giving her that pleasure.

Enjoy it, too. It's not like safe cracking. Well not always at least.

KungFuGuy

just dont ignore the in-between part of the breasts. its a nice transition spot from one boob to the other.

MSD

Those are nipples, not knobs on a radio.

World's King

My girl likes me to squeeze the shit outta them while she's getting off. Well, the other day she had huge bruises... we had a good laugh then fucked liked monkeys in the shower.

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jRuntlets

There's nothing worse than a guy who only does nipples. Makes me want to smack him upside the head and say, I have breasts too! Isn't the mound of fat more fun than the nipple? I mean guys have them too... but I've run into dudes who only concentrate on the nipple. BLAH!
You've got to give the rest of the boob love. Let the chick tell you what she'd like. Personally it depends on how I'm feeling if I like light touches or to be bitten.

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Val_1

Some like it hard, some like it gentle. My ex could only take the lightest touch, so I got use to being gentle. After we broke up, my next gf had to keep telling me, "You don't have to be so nice, you know!" So, play around a bit, see what flies. Finding out is part of the fun.

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legolas

breasts are so awesome and amazing, just enjoy them. i don't have a method or anything other than "enjoy and she will too"

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Dizzet

If you sits next to hear try just poking them with a finger its great fun.... And she will think you are an total idiot...

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LIMilf

I like to handle them from the bottom, while using my thumb and forefinger to play with the nipples, the girls I have been with usually like that.

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ratbastid

I'm told I'm very talented at this...

I don't really have a "trick". I sort of approach the breast holistically. I mix up what I'm doing with my mouth--I don't do any one thing for very long. And I cup the breast with sort of flat fingers while I'm doing it. Digging your fingers into it is a no-no.

Stug

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pants

Guys, been thinking again.....Is there a Phd mathematician out there who can devise a formula for all of us boobs geeks on the subject of 'Boobs bounciness?' There must be a means to 'measure' the bounciness of boobs...what do you say?? Am I going bonkers

What I was thinking was say we have a bench mark, a score range of 20, minus 10 to plus 10. Plus 10 will represent Max bounce..and minus 10 No bounce recorded.

So there must be a relationship between cup size, chest measurement, Body mass, circumference of boob, boobs distance apart, size of nipple, areola circumference, etc. Can anyone come up with a useful starting point??

I guess the bigger the cup size the bigger the score.... Plus 10 +++.

Redlemon

While you are waiting for that analysis, give a read to A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown.

Are we in Nonsense yet? I can't quite tell.

hoobajoo

Smash your face in between them with your tongue out and yell:

BBBBBBBBRRRUMSKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYY!

Manic_Skafe

The colder your hands the better and more uncomfortable she looks - the better you're doing.

Hope I helped.

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Batski

Really really gentle at first, and not near the nipple. keep stroking around and around, with fingertips...eventually, when I get this treatment,at least, I am desperate to have my nipples given some attention, and they are sooooo sensitive, from waiting so long, and anticipation, that having them licked and sucked rythmically, and rythmically squeezed at the same time, can make me orgasm. My nipples and breasts are large, and i love it when they are licked, very wetly, and then squeezed quite hard, while they are slippery and wet. Squeezing them extra hard during fucking is a big turn on too.

MageB420666

The first and most important step:

Make sure it's ok for you to be fondling them, otherwise your likely to get slapped and brought up on charges. Unless it's your SO and then your just likely to get brushed off or loose the priviledge depending on the situation. If your at home by yourselves your most likely to get brushed off if she's not in the mood, if your in a five star resteraunt, your likely to be looking for another SO.

If you can get past the first step, then I would suggest you go with what you want to try and what she tells you to do. If she starts screaming from pain, stop what your doing. If she's screaming in pleasure, keep on going. Other than that, just keep the lines of communication open and you should do fine.

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2aida

I think it's best to treat them like any and every other part of a woman's body - caresses and kisses with the intensity she enjoys elsewhere (e.g., lips). Too often men fetishise the breasts and genitalia and as a result get locked into a routine (kiss mouth kiss neck fondle breast rub pussy fuck sleep). That gets kind of boring. Fetishise the whole body and she'll think you're the best. lover. ever.

Janey

I like pressure. Things I've tried (had done to me): general carressing. sucking, chewing (lightly) two nipple suck. slapping (lightly) swinging above his face, letting him grab with his mouth (funny), necktie trussing (love it, wind a necktie around them in figure 8, but not so tight, then have them sucked. and of course, toothpaste tingle: have him brush his teeth, then suck your nipples. Een more intense on your clit...

analog

Mmmmmmmmmmm.... boobs.....

*happy thoughts*

Furry

The structural analysis was excellent.

May I also suggest the use of side-slit gowns as weapons in this war....

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utburd

my partner is a touch masochistic... she loves having her breasts and nipples exfoliated... this means a handful of salt granules(fine) rubbed all over her breasts in the bath, that really gets her going especially when i really concentrate on her nipples. she also likes "necktie trussing (love it, wind a necktie around them in figure 8)" (thanks janey) but she likes it tight with rope, which causes her breasts to swell slightly and discolour, (dont be put off just dont leave them like this for too long) then gentle touches or a hair brush gently pulled over them, then her nipples sucked. she also cums when i flick her nipples lightly and for quite a while with my tongue, especially if i do them both at the same time. but i had another GF who loved it rough, she used to want her nipples so bruised they would be swollen for days and bruises all over her breasts, this was achieved with heavy play and slapping sometimes a belt, but she loved the sensitivity of her swollen bruised nipples.

ultimately tho... i dont force any of my partners, and would never abuse a woman.
I ONLY do what they ask for and are happy with

Batski

oh yes, tied up titties is very hot...

transient

My wife enjoys a wide variety of breast, nipple, areola stimulation. The trick with her is knowing what she wants at a given time. She has large breasts, thick nipples, and large areolas. It's a safe bet to always start out gentle. She usually lets me know when it's time to add pressure by her body language. It also helps that we've been married for 25 years and I know very well how she reacts to me and what it means. I would always advise a person to start slow and learn how to "read" a woman where her breasts are concerned. I find it a most enjoyable pastime.

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Tidus

True, very true

jadedt

Just ask. Don't bother with a routine. Every woman is different. My most recent long-term relatioship required hard sucking of her nipples to the point where most other women would have bitch-slapped me and restricted me from ever even looking at her breasts... But then there is her time of the month where I couldn't even breath on them. Go figure.

mreman4u

Start wit hlight licking and sucking, when she heats up start sucking harder and biting

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Blackthorn

I agree with analog...happy happy thoughts!!! I liked this quote listed above too...

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